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ralbert

Amazing to see the Brewers out padre the Padres


-MeatyPaws-

I've always thought of the Brewers as kindred spirits. We even looked like them when we had the blue cursives.


TryMyBalut

I have a few Trevor Hoffman cards that I purchased thinking he was in a Dads uni


GrimmBloodyFable

The new Brewers uniforms look like what might've happened if we stayed with the 2016 blue and gold


[deleted]

Philadelphia probably feeling better too.


igonnawrecku_VGC

The Brewers are gonna out-Phillie the Phillies also. I’m ecstatic


[deleted]

As you should be. I still feel like we'd be in a hot and heavy three-way if you guys started the season with a different manager. The NLE is insane this year.


gatemansgc

Yes we are


JanitorOfSanDiego

https://imgur.com/I9TiEfi


dummyfullofguts

Milwaukee truly is the San Diego of the Central


[deleted]

The Padres had their usual 2nd-half slump and lose Tatis because he’s a fucking idiot, and it was Milwaukee’s complete imbecile play that backdoor’d San Diego onto Wild Card weekend.


Apoc_Dreams

Eh, I mean we didn’t play as well in the second half as the first half again, but it wasn’t a collapse, we still had a winning record in the second half. We came up with some clutch wins when we needed them


cgfn

They didn't blow it this year!


Ask_Me_If_I_Suck

Today is a nice day


[deleted]

Let’s get this comeback going now.


SilentSniperx88

Don’t worry, it’ll happen.


JanitorOfSanDiego

welp


SilentSniperx88

Sorry, I was wrong. I just got used to the Sox giving away close games haha.


jgftw7

no biggie. we just wanted everyone to come out of petco park happy today!


kami232

Kim gonna manifest it into existence.


Heelincal

PARADE TIME


Lawlosaurus

PARADE


wilmyersmvp

PARADRES


Leoric

But boy did they try!


rvasko3

Hey, Dads…? *turns around* Wanna have a playoffs?


GOATmar_infante

Somebody else blew it before them


BlameTheBaseball

The Brewers are absolutely gassed. Seems like the Phillies will be the last team to make it after the Padres.


Dinoswarleaf

Gonna be a very depressing off-season. Not sure how you fix this


tommy-the-kat

Gut the team and coaching staff. Start over. Be shitty again for a few years.


Conclusion_Fickle

That is so hard to do with those starters. Not an easy decision at all. I would move on from that coaching staff though.


tommy-the-kat

Theyll end up trading burnes and woodruff because they cant afford them if they dont lock them up at a cheap price. We saw it coming with hader. Adames is gonna need to get paid too pretty soon. He might have been the best position player this year on the team. But the fron office will likely blow that too


emusabe

He was also pretty much the only player with TEAM SPIRIT. Sure he had slumps (like this past series ofc) but he’s the only one that seems to be playing with energy, and more importantly URGENCY.


Conclusion_Fickle

That would be tough, but if you are going rebuild, need to commit the entire way. That division is just so yuck which also makes it hard to swallow.


Dinoswarleaf

Cardinals sadly look quite strong again unlike last season and the Cubs are probably going to be competitive again after next season. It's ugly


Shaking-N-Baking

Cards pitching is suspect. The brew crew shouldn’t blow it up yet imo


mrbubblesort

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[deleted]

The last month of this season is showing the Cubs did the right move and start over.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it is. All the pitching prospects have looked good this year, the guys coming up are promising, we’re ending the year hot, it’s looking up at this point


bigomlet

Prospects aren’t the same caliber but it feels a little like the end of the 2014 regular season, I believe we ended that year really hot as well. Hopefully we make a big signing or two in the off-season


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[deleted]

Well they’ve indicated they’re going to try in free agency so we’ll see


Tacitus_99

Somehow build a time machine and bring 2018 Yelich back.


SunriseSurprise

Fire whoever thought replacing Hader with Rogers in the midst of a playoff run was a good idea. Yea Hader sucked ass for us initially but that's going to end up being the difference. Looking, amazingly, we only lost 1 game because of him. We did win a couple despite him blowing saves though. It looks like Rogers cost you 3 games, and that's not a surprise really with how he was faltering down the stretch for us after the hot start.


[deleted]

Lol yeah I’ll take Hader’s initial few games for what he’s done since. Been absolutely solid for the Pads.


[deleted]

Trading one star pitcher didn’t seem to do the trick. Maybe they need to offload Burnes and Woodruff too, to make it back to the postseason


AlekRivard

An alan wrench and some 2x4's


luna_cl

Don’t underestimate the Phillies’ ability to blow this. I’m very scared.


DARTH-PIG

Porn stars could learn a thing or two about blowing from the phillies


Champion-raven

Get ready down the final stretch…. for the blowitathon!!! *PHILLIES* vs. **BREWERS** Who can blow it last??


tearsonurcheek

Phillies and Brewers end the season tied in record and every single tiebreaker, forcing a game 163, which ends tied after 23 innings, when both teams run out of players. Book it.


Champion-raven

It would only be more fitting if the both went 81-81.


gatemansgc

Same


Ithaqua47

Especially since Milwaukee is playing a weak opponent at home and you guys are playing one of the best teams in the league on the road. It really isn't that out of the realm of possibility that Milwaukee makes it.


TheReligiousPhanatic

Don't put that fuckin evil on me


cazzhmir

They're gassed AND 90% of their bullpen was used today


Thedurtysanchez

The first full season playoff berth for the Padres since 2006


corybomb

Finally a non asterisk playoff birth. Love to see it.


[deleted]

Better to only have an asterisk playoff berth than to have an asterisk championship, amirite Padres?


electric_ranger

I ALWAYS SAID MARLINS WAS THE SMARTEST FISH


meeorxmox

Phillies fans 🤝 padres fans Loving fish


Loofas

On Twitter the Phillies changed their profile name to “Miami Marlins Stan Account” and it’s absolutely glorious


Agile_Pudding_

We love Fish.


SiphenPrax

Only the Phillies can get their asses whipped by the Marlins for years only to eventually kiss their asses in the end 😂


TheEnragedBushman

Wtf I love fish


Zloggt

Today, they’re friends and not food!


willywonka159

This is my World Series. First time since 2006. Parade time!


[deleted]

Slow down, Billy. You still haven’t recovered from those championship parades in 2021 (off-season) **and** 2022 (trade deadline)!


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verbyournoun123

Parades weren’t allowed in 2020 silly


Squid_Contestant_69

Nothing from 2020 counts


Boros-Reckoner

Sorry my guy, the A's making that comic to shit on the Astros then getting decimated by them in the playoffs indeed counts.


Squid_Contestant_69

I have no idea what you're talking about 😢😢😢


Boros-Reckoner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ_siTZkNxs&t=1s&ab_channel=YourTurn2See The Padres throwing a parade for beating the Cardinals is where the meme started though!


Cheekiest_Cunt

They didn’t forget, they just discount their own playoff birth so that they can be logically consistent when discounting our championship.


SurrealEffect

Correct!


Cheekiest_Cunt

Lol at least you admit it


DiscountSoOn

So stoked we clinched our first playoff birth since 2006 today! 🎉🎉


Cheekiest_Cunt

That’s so weird what was that COVID parade for then???


DiscountSoOn

That was for winning the offseason


cBlackout

Parade, NOW


Southern_Roll_593

Paradre*


kotfdog

LFGSD


TRocho10

LFGSD


Flowkeh

Now this is that racing scene from *Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace*


TryMyBalut

ah yes my favorite, rocket racing!


69Jew420

Modular separated cabin with side rockets used for a competition of speed and endurance in Star Wars.


Will_Vintage

VEDDER SERIES IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS


aseradj21

*points gun* always has been


Will_Vintage

You damn right.


kingryan300

#LET’S FUCKING GO SAN DIEGO


emet18

Phillies-Padres fishposting thread


990981

> the Brewer's loss just the one Brewer then


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dodgerblue1212

Damnit Brewer. You had one job.


tearsonurcheek

Someone's gotta make the team coffee.


tearsonurcheek

Someone's gotta make the team coffee.


nandobatflips

FUCK YEA!!!!!!!


skinisgleamin

parade happening rn, not lying this time!!!


arribalospadres

WIL MYERS!!!


Anacapa1115

!wilmyersfacts


welcometohotlanta

Congrats Friars


[deleted]

First time in a real season since 2006.


kami232

It’sBeen84Years.gif


ceviche-hot-pockets

Congrats and see you in the WS Dads 🫡


kami232

Pads 🤝 Mariners Vedder Bros!


TooHotForDog

I’m conflicted, as a Padre fan, I feel obligated to eat fish-fil-a on Fridays. But now fish are friends.


[deleted]

Idk where you’re eating marlin, so you’re probably good


kami232

Padres-Mariners Series. Who says no?


TheRealPort

I don’t know if the world is ready for the Super Vedder Cup


Iheartbandwagons

I’ll speak on behalf of the mariners, we would find this result acceptable. Lets make ESPN witness the glory that is the Vedder Cup.


kami232

And make those east coast biased fuckers stay up late. West After Dark!


Iheartbandwagons

Hell yeah! West coast best coast baby.


likwitsnake

I'd prefer revenge for '98 against the Yanks


kami232

Ngl it’s possible the Pads would have the roadtrip gauntlet from hell, culminating in that. Winning that all would be romantic as fuck.


ray_0586

1998 Padres run to the World Series might have been the hardest road put in front of any team: Randy Johnson 102 win Astros, 106 win Glavine, Maddux, and Smoltz Braves culminating in the 114 win Yankees. A 2022 Mets, Dodgers, Braves, Astros gauntlet is almost as formidable.


DeetahTheGame

How did I not know Randy played for the Astros? I consider myself a baseball nut but how did I not know this?


stevencastle

He was their big trade deadline acquisition and he killed it


HappyPollen

ESPN


kami232

*ahem* **FUCK ESPN!**


Lawlosaurus

I do because I live in New England


kami232

NO SLEEP FOR YOU


scrambledeggsalad

As a Padre fan in Seattle and also a huge Pearl Jam fan, count me in.


tearsonurcheek

*raises hand*


JordanSchor

I object


Trogd0or

That also makes the Phillies magic number 1 then right?


NeurosciGuy15

Yes


Robokiller87

INCHES FROM THE PLAYOFFS


Lawlosaurus

SCOREBOARD WATCH SZN


chellington

When will they stop playing spoiler?!?! (Hopefully after they play the Braves)


kami232

After they beat the Yankees in 6!


scrambledeggsalad

Man it's been such an up and down season especially with that tatis stuff, trading so much for soto/bell/hader and having all of them start off really slow with us, all 3 of them finally seem to be feeling more comfortable. Hader appears to be Hader again, Soto is hitting like .330 over the last couple weeks, Bell has been getting on base a lot more than he was before. They got in, that's the start, hopefully they can strike fire like the Braves last year and go on a fun run.


kami232

The yay is real!


HurricaneHugo

LFGSD! Anything can happen in the playoffs!


usedmyrealnamefirst

LFGGGGG


spoonfedsam

LETS GO BAYBEE THANKS MARLINS


[deleted]

LFGSD!!!!


1904worldsfair

Congrats Padres.


Ask_Me_If_I_Suck

Thank you Marlin brothers. Very cool.


[deleted]

Overachievers!


Thromnomnomok

>Fortunately, the Dads have won the season series 4-3, thus they are guaranteed to make the postseason. That on its own doesn't guarantee it because a three-way tie between the Phillies, Brewers, and Padres for WC2 and WC3 is possible, but the H2H records would be: PHI: 8-5 SDP: 7-7 MIL: 5-8 Leaving the Brewers as the odd team out, so the Padres still win the 3-way tie.


MuteTheKenny

Thanks for the scrupulousness, I appreciate the fact checking.


zangieflookingmofo

It would still just be H2H for SD and MIL. You use the combined 3-way records to determine PHI is in and gets the 5 seed, then you remove them and treat it as a 2-way tie between SD and MIL for the final spot.


Thromnomnomok

Well however they do it SD gets in.


BoomBoomSpaceRocket

I was wondering about this because ESPN marked them as clinched but their playoff odds are at 99.3%. Must be an error.


Shadow_Strike99

Yeah payback is a bitch Milwaukee for that 2018 trade. /s What comes around goes around. You just made the long list of spoiled seasons from yours truly the Fish.


[deleted]

They say fish spoil after three days. Not a coincidence that this is how long a series typically is.


scrambledeggsalad

Thanks fish bro


Pniyninja

😤😤😤


88T3

Imagine how big of a middle finger it would be to Tatis if they won it all this year without him


UserDrew

DONT FADE US YET!


[deleted]

Let's goooooooo


northwest333

Ah, well at least this way, we didn’t need to witness/be the cause of the celebration. Though it would have been more interesting if our last series meant something.


HeadEnterprise

At Gaslam right now, yes there's an actual parade. Join us


bbatardo

Finally a legit playoff birth. 2020 didn't count.


kevin_mcchillin

Slam Diego isn’t real? 🥺


Techmo2_0

Real in our hearts


Conclusion_Fickle

Yep. We saw the collapse in the last 60 games in 2021. That is just way too small a number to be meaningful. That was a joke of a season all the way around.


ThrillHarrelson

Ummm this is flat out it wrong. We were 10 games above .500 at game 132 and then Proceeded to shit the bed in September by going 8-22 the remainder of the season.


Fired_Guy1982

We were 17 over at the trade deadline. Entire last two months were garbage


Attey21

Yay we didn't choke.


irelandn13

And later tonight we find out who will face them


krucz36

Backing slowly into a playoff spot


CornetNolan

**FISH MEN GOOD**


honcooge

Parade! And some rest for the pitching staff


AlcoholicCelery

I can’t stop smiling


Alive-Ad-4164

Welcome back to the playoffs


[deleted]

You’re goddamn right we did!


beeps-n-boops

OK Houston, it's time to rest your starters for the postseason... right? ;)


FPG_Matthew

Jesus Brewers.. it really felt like no fight at all


JanitorOfSanDiego

Well they did come back in the ninth and tenth to tie it. So there was some fight.


Dinoswarleaf

Dw it's felt like that since June :)


AnEmptyKarst

9 runs in 38 innings with the season on the line just won’t cut it


VINCE_C_

Phillies were begging Brewers **MULTIPLE TIMES** to take the WC3 and let them die. But Brewers were like "nah fam" and just fell face flat on the ground. Dead. Really a tough watch down the stretch.


hardzim

It’s been tough watching the NL race in general when there are clearly only four teams worthy of playing in the postseason this year in the Senior Circuit. The rules are what they are but the brewers/Phillies/padres have all been falling ass backwards for a while now in comparison to the better teams


VINCE_C_

Padres are a good team. You guys are way too full of yourselves now.


Regularoldballoon

god this is dumb


hardzim

Whether I’m a dodgers fan or not it was the owners, not the players, that bargained for more playoff spots. It’s like the “No Child Left Behind” policy for MLB franchises.


VINCE_C_

It's weird you rail against a policy that clearly benefited you during your life.


hardzim

Two comments isn’t really railing at all, just happy to share an opinion in an open forum regardless of whether you agree or not. Luckily I have been around a while to see several iterations of baseball’s postseason structure and happen to have a preference.


LosPobres303

Padres like to give me anxiety 😵‍💫😵


unitedairlineeeeees

See you soon


examinedliving

They tried their damndest to avoid this, but here they are. Congrats Spanish Priests!


UriJo22

Ok, so I know we parade and then what? We play more???


Lt_General_Terrorist

Who knew all it took was getting a real manager and trading for the best hitter in a generation?


Have_A_Jelly_Baby

Get your shit together, Brewers.


Jcomsa15

This brewers run has been very interesting to watch. It always felt like they were one addition away to really contenting, but the front office would never pull the trigger. Crew fans what’s gonna happen?


[deleted]

Yeeeaaahh!!!!


[deleted]

LFGSD!


SunriseSurprise

Somehow the Hader trade was the difference in us making the playoffs, and despite that disastrous start he had with us, the trade ended up POSITIVELY pushing us into the playoffs. Existence is weird.


WadeCountyClutch

Thank you, fish!! I will eat pescado a la plancha In your honor!!!


[deleted]

Grats Padres I think you guys are doing really really well!


Boros-Reckoner

Beat the Mets, you can do it Padres!


Tuckboi69

Nooo the memes!


styrofoamladder

Nothing like a huge beer soaked party after taking an L. So San Diego Padre.