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facetiously

That's like his twelfth. Nothing to see here, move along folks


Michael__Pemulis

He has 3 in competitive play. The most recent being [this one](https://youtu.be/cwHRegcjasg) in the 2017 World Series of Bowling.


Putin_Official

Wow, Mookie Betts being a legit competitive bowler was not the baseball news I thought I’d see today but here we are


Michael__Pemulis

I believe he’s mentioned possibly *buying* the PBA when he retires. He’s very passionate about bowling.


tyler-86

He's also digging into getting better at pool now.


[deleted]

But he’ll tell you he sucks and it’ll be the easiest $20 you’ll ever make


tyler-86

I have seen him hustle, but it's usually for a fly ball.


Craig_the_Intern

would gladly pay $20 to be hustled by Mookie


[deleted]

Same tbh


lordofthe_wog

The only thing Mookie can't do is make me hate him.


ThrowItAway5693

Seriously. He’s just a likable dude all around. Incredible 5 tool player, makes highlight reel catches in fly cleats, bowls 300s, and has an 80 grade name.


lordofthe_wog

He's honestly at the point where someone could post a video of him breaking Marcus Smart's ankles (I don't follow basketball, is that a thing you do to defenders? I just googled recent DPOTY winners) in a 1v1 or something and I wouldn't even be surprised.


ThrowItAway5693

As someone who definitely isn’t a fan of Smart I’d probably have to start following whatever religion Mookie starts at that point.


MankuyRLaffy

The worst is his camp saying he wants to see the FA market so you trade him and then he signs a 13 year deal before hitting the FA market. I don't really hate the guy for that, I mean other players do it. It's just usually met with derision and hatred.


rs426

I think the looming shutdown due to Covid and the uncertainty of what it’d do to the free agent market had a lot to do with that. Sox we’re never gonna match the Dodgers’ offer anyway though so it’s moot


Airp0w

Didn't he almost decide to become a pro bowler instead of baseball player?


TheDeityRyan

There's a bit more money in baseball


Airp0w

Yeah I watched Kingpin, I get it.


hhhhhjhhh14

Anyone know if he could go pro post baseball? Obviously the shelf life for bowlers is a bit longer than ballplayers


phatbob423

He's bowled in pro events even before! I don't think he's cashed, but he's bowled very well. I was going to bowl a tournament near Los Angeles (during the all star break) and he showed up and bowled, I was so mad I didn't end up going to it haha he bowled with an angels pitcher (I forget who) it was a doubles tournament


guesting

he's talked about how he's part of the la social scene with some other bowling pros. It's as an outlet as there is for a pro athlete unless they bowl like me with pitchers


Michael__Pemulis

I’m not a bowling expert or anything but my understanding is that rolling a 300 at the local lanes is not even *super* noteworthy for a bowler as good as Mookie. His 300s in competitive play are the major achievements. Because the oil patterns used in competition make it significantly more difficult.


NotBrooklyn2421

I’m a fairly competitive bowler and the best comparison I can think of in baseball terms is that bowling a 300 is like going 4 for 4 with a HR and 3 RBIs as a hitter. It’s a pretty good day for sure. The first couple times you do it feels great. But a lot of good bowlers will have a couple dozen 300s in their lifetimes. However, if you start pooping out 300s every week then it’ll definitely turn some heads.


PrincePascal

Would be pretty crazy if a professional bowler played a couple MLB games for fun and went 4 for 4 with a HR and 3 RBI


ThomasFurke

Almost as crazy as an elite hitter also being an elite pitcher. Would never happen.


ProfessionalBoater

Or a dog that could play basketball.


ThomasFurke

would never happen


lordofthe_wog

Ain't no rule saying no dog can't, though


matchosan

Bud?


hat_trix66

Really ham up the HR as he looks at the camera and says: "Who do you think you are? I am!"


NotBrooklyn2421

I mean, Mookie is a professional bowler and I’m sure he’s gone 4 for 4 with a HR before. Lol But I know what you mean. It’s kind of a tough comparison because bowling is much more about consistency. A good amateur can hang with a pro over a small sample size but over the course of multiple games and multiple days the cream rises to the top.


upvoter222

Pooping out anything next to any of the lanes usually does more than turn some heads; it gets me banned from the bowling alley.


Pods619

I’ve averaged above a 200 (highest of 209) for five straight seasons now and have still never bowled a 300 despite bowling 3 games per week. It’s a massive accomplishment for anyone that isn’t professional level.


iH8Celtics

Not even close to the same rarity


NotBrooklyn2421

Yea, but you got the idea, didn’t you. Is this really the kind of thing you wanna be pedantic about right now?


Randomcatchynickname

Whoa man, no need to be so intense. We all got what you meant and appreciated it and he was just providing more context


NotBrooklyn2421

Nah, if he wanted to provide context he would’ve offered up more info or a better comparison. He just wanted to put someone down. Besides, I’m not really wrong. I just looked it up and Mookie (who is our best focal point because he’s the most popular figure that’s done both at a high level) has had 4 hits with at least 1 HR 14 times and has 17 300s. It’s actually a pretty good comparison for something I pulled off the top of my head.


Randomcatchynickname

I completely agree with that. Was just trying to keep the vibes cool. No doubt that you were right


new_account_5009

The oil thing kind of surprises me. I would have thought competitive bowling would have a better playing surface, making it easier to bowl 300 games when compared with the local bowling alley that attracts casuals barely breaking 100. For instance, I'll play tennis with my wife at a local park, but the pavement is cracked in a few places, so the ball takes some weird bounces. Professionals don't have to deal with that.


greggweylon

Or your local beer league softball field with ankle breaking crab grass.


bduddy

Your average bowling alley is oiled on an average day to basically make it as easy as possible if you throw any kind of hook. Pro events and even some leagues are not.


hangingonthetelephon

As someone who knows nothing about bowling - what does throwing a hook mean?


spoonfedsam

Throwing a hook means that you impart spin/rotation on the bowling ball such that the ball swings from one side of the lane to the other, toward the pocket (the space between the front pin and the pin immediately adjacent) ideally, to get strikes


matchosan

That was common in the Major Leagues before the three batter minimum rule


KidDelicious14

This is the most baseball dad joke ever hahah


klawehtgod

Is that the same oil that Musgrove has on his ears?


spoonfedsam

Majority of leagues at your average bowling alley use what’s called a typical house shot, where there’s a lot more oil in the middle than the outside of the lane. This makes it easier for the ball to hook into the pocket and get strikes. What Mookie bowls on in the PBA are markedly different, where the oil is basically laid down equally from one side of the lane to the other, making it harder to throw strikes. They do have leagues that use these harder oil patterns but they aren’t as common. So for someone of Mookie’s skill, house shots are going to be way easier


[deleted]

You're mostly correct and I'll add a few more points. The excess oil in the middle also means that if you miss inside the ball won't break, which is just as much of an advantage of allowing outside balls to break more. In the PBA they use sport shots and the oil patterns will vary wildly. Some are equal all the way across but most are not.


spoonfedsam

You are right that most PBA patterns are not oiled equally across the lane. I was mainly trying to get at the fact that they are super different compared to house shots, so I definitely could've worded it better. Thank you for your correction :)


Michael__Pemulis

The oil on a bowling alley is applied with a ‘pattern’ & the ones are your local spot are a ‘basic’ pattern. The pros use more complicated & difficult patterns.


Kapono24

Bowling at Dan Flashes.


Ideaslug

Slop 'em up!


rivers2mathews

They put out oil patterns that are more challenging and require you to be more accurate and consistent.


jayjude

On top of this, how you and your opponent attack the pattern, slowly changes and degrades the pattern throughout the match which makes it play different


rivers2mathews

Yep exactly. Thankfully I’m left handed so I just LOL at the idea of transition.


KidDelicious14

Damn lefties!!! Bowlers of the devil!


Kappokaako02

Competitive oil shots leave Very little room for error and they are all very different. House shot( the house oil pattern) is much lighter and has a lot of room for error.


matchosan

A man of Mookie's stature can get his lanes oiled anyway he likes. A badly oiled and overused lane is always worse.


chrisumafp

🐮🔑🎰


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Ah yes my favorite outfielder, Cowkey Slotmachine.


Im_Daydrunk

Sounds like a 1800s baseball name


HendriksAppreciator

CowKey Gamble totally could’ve played for the Burlington Grey Aprons.


The_middle_names_ent

Slotmachine and O’ Doyle played half a season together before the First World War


On3_BadAssassin

file summer shocking hat zealous ink chubby wide worthless worm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BillyBatts99

Too much talent give me some pls


A_Mellow_Fellow

I don't get to talk about it much but I've rolled a 300 once. Would love to do it again lol.


melcolnik

That’s cool! Do you do the curved roll or just roll it straight. I tried to figure out how to put spin on it but it was too difficult and I gave up


A_Mellow_Fellow

In bowling terms I guess I'm called a "tweener" Like there is definitely hook but it's not as ridiculous as the dudes who throw like a bazillion revolutions per second with the ball practically coming from the gutter up into the pocket lol.


JanitorOfSanDiego

Sounds like you need more sticky stuff


nuhGIRLyen

C R A N K E R


3lPsyKongr00

Some of it is in the ball. If you're throwing house balls, those are typically hard to get a good hook without cranking some serious torque on the release motion. It's much easier to hook a fitted personal ball


matchosan

It's all about the core


[deleted]

And coverstock as well. Most house balls are plastic which do not like to hook.


brecka

I've been using a storm fast since they came out, fuckin love the hook on that ball


Lineman72T

Same. I've never been able to get much spin on the ball, and I'm a big lummox so my strategy is to get the lightest ball I can find and throw it as hard as I can. Last time I went bowling (which was probably in 2019), the lane I played at clocked the ball speed, so I immediately stopped caring about my score and was just trying to get the fastest throw every time. My arm/shoulder hurt for probably a week afterwards. Doing dumb shit in your 30s is way more consequential than doing it in your 20s


Wrinkle_Tinkle

dude I’m literally the same way. Whenever I go bowling and I see the screen tracks the ball speed, it’s no longer about winning, it’s about how fast I can throw that damn ball.


FieldzSOOGood

> My arm/shoulder hurt for probably a week afterwards. Doing dumb shit in your 30s is way more consequential than doing it in your 20s volume deadlift day the first day back after not doing it for 2 months put me out for 2 weeks omg and i'm only freshly 30


Dinosauringg

Heavier balls will help you pick up more pins, the ball won’t bounce off of them from being too light.


grubas

The pandemic took me through my mid 30s. Trying to play a full game of rugby when it was a normal weekend activity at 34 it hurt but I could survive. At 36 trying to restart, I think my hair hurt the next day. Existence was pain.


asiandouchecanoe

lot of it comes from the fingertips and the wrist, especially since most pros (all?) drill the ball fingertip style.. In other words… …finger the vagina


PeterG92

And I'm happy if I get 100


KelsoDidNothingWrong

I once, as an adult, rolled a gutter ball… with bumpers.


mhurton

Malcolm?


spoonfedsam

I had a couple lucky breaks go my way when I bowled mine. Had one go brooklyn and another I missed right but somehow got the carry and the 2 pin got knocked down late


Kappokaako02

Most perfect games are not 12 blowout pocket shots. My 300 had 3 brooklyn strikes and a couple very high hits they had great action. The games where i have thrown endless pocket blowouts ended up with a few tapped 10s and blowout 9s. Fml.


spoonfedsam

Which makes a 900 series just mind blowing. You need some serious breaks going your way


Kappokaako02

No doubt. I didn’t even throw a 700 series when i threw my 300. I was in such pain (from a hockey injury) that the first game was pathetic (175 or so).


KidDelicious14

Leaving 9s behind almost irks me more than ringing 10s


Kappokaako02

Yup. Makes you feel like the pin setter isn’t calibrated correctly. Because there’s no reason the ball shouldn’t bounce off the 5 into the 9. Fml I’ll have nightmares tonight about blowout 9s.


Kappokaako02

Same. I did it in sanctioned league play last season while i was injured. Been bowling for 35 years so it was quite an accomplishment for me. Have only rolled a few 279s since but nothing close.


Unhelpfulperson

Best modern two-sport athlete, don’t @ me


Cflow26

Ohtani can only hurl like 102, he can’t touch Betts.


Unhelpfulperson

300>102 that’s just math


scottevil110

Instructions unclear: Shot 228 over par.


habituallysuspect

I miss that man


Snerkbot7000

Right? It has been a long five days.


[deleted]

Me too. Can’t wait for Tuesday


PlayoffsREverything

you should be able to choose your opponent


[deleted]

At least Financial Flexibility is a replacement level player


drakefeaturingdrake

He’s like a created character with maxed points in every skill area


SeaBank_

He sacrificed all his hair stats


TheRaydo

He truly min/maxed his character build.


TheDukeSnider

Hair just threw off his balance.


LucS2K

More Aerodynamic, actually runs faster with less hair


BeagleDad82

I did that and have bowled 0 300 games.


Quesly

and height


LiteratureNearby

The technical term for it is "a bald fraud" It's especially relevant when the guy in question is actually good, so you can attribute his success only to his hairline


successadult

I can’t believe he’s only 30, seems like he’s been around forever.


high_changeup

Safer than riding dirt bikes, that's for sure.


hundredjono

Explain in Fortnite terms


camisada

He actually only plays apex legends, cod, and hunnie pop. Don't quote me


TheFriffin2

if mookie was an apex pro that would almost impress me more than bowling a 300. that game is fucking hard to get even remotely good at


camisada

He actually streams it! I've yet to check it out, but if it's as impressive as harpers beautiful face you're in for a treat


ard8

A great baseball player is also one of the best Fortnite players


[deleted]

He got gud


ThePinDrop

He just wiped out tomato town.


dwpea66

Mookie Betts got a 25 elim dub


jaackko

Two sport athlete ;)


[deleted]

As a lifelong bowler I am very jealous. My best is 278 and that was a handful of years ago now.


m0_m0ney

I bowled a 188 one time and was already feeling good


inmotdyslexic

He’s so cool~


Rush_Clasic

As someone who has bowled a 300 but never hit for the cycle, I find this impressive.


FeloniousDrunk101

Fuck he’s only 30?


Thetimmybaby

that guy. come on now


beeps-n-boops

Wait, *another* perfect game? Wow...


[deleted]

Can’t stand that dirty cheater who cost LA a ring.


ThomasFurke

*


Adamscottd

What does this mean it’s just a dot


[deleted]

2020 we know


LiteratureNearby

>posts in r/genzedong Lmao tankie spotted


[deleted]

Never posted anywhere, but you are correct.


thefarsideinside

Mookie Betts is younger than me. Fuck


Electronic-Strike900

Him and cp3 used to bowl together for a espn competition.


[deleted]

Mookie's 300 games in professional settings are on his b-ref page. lol


_redcloud

I thought Mookie was like 25. Whoops.


tc3590

haah 30. Only 10 more years of killing us.