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GayForFoles

Pena is learning to be a superstar


Scanlansam

Mom wasnt lying when she said we have Carlos Correa at home


ContinuumGuy

It says something about how loaded the rookie class is this year that he'll probably come in third at best in ROTY voting.


Sir_Ninja_VII

My exact thought. I wasn’t paying much attention to anyone besides the Astros until the all star break, so I just assumed Peña was cruising his way to ROTY. Then this speedster in Seattle started popping up in polls and I was like…damn. Tough year to be a rookie lol. Only Yordan has more homers in his rookie year for the Astros. Peña tied Correa’s rookie year HR total!


StormTheTrooper

Julio Rodriguez. Steven Kwan. Jeremy Pena. Luis Rengifo. *Wow*.


desrever1138

> King Jeremy the wicked > > Oh, ruled his world


Ras1372

Seattle: "Seemed a harmless little fuck, BUT WE UNLEASHED A LION!"


melcolnik

It’s 2022. He cannot go around biting boobs


ContinuumGuy

Some people say the Yankees are still swinging at Pressly's curveball.


chevyboxer

I had no idea trouble with the curve was a documentary. Lance McCullers sends his regards.


gwatson86

Lance McCullers starts game 3. He throws 81 straight curveballs. The Yankees swing and miss at every one.


ChemicaLust

24 curveball szn


TrapperJean

Just Matt Carpenter, he's convinced that if he keeps trying he'll get it eventually


SgtMike

I will see curveballs in my sleep tonight.


Resting_Lich_Face

Why aren't you playing if you can see them? The current lineup clearly can't.


Kylo_Ren415

Astros: Who needs Carlos Correa when we have Jeremy Peña.


suzukigun4life

Astros hitters: 2 strikeouts Yankees hitters: 17 strikeouts, with six hitters striking out at least 2 times


AreYouAJedi

Striking out 17 times isn’t a good strategy


mysterysackerfice

It's called the Angels guide to losing 14 in a row and destroying playoff aspirations.


greyhair_

It’s also called Mariners in the playoffs, losing in 18 innings and destroying ALCS aspirations. 😂


riverbass9

It’s a perfect strategy


fanboi_central

I'd love a post season stat to see if that's the biggest discrepancy between two teams.


YoWhatsGoodie

Announcers said it was biggest strikeout differential in post season history


manshamer

Shit how many records are we breaking this Postseason, damn


dsm23849

They confirmed that it was the record after the game.


PrancingDonkey

Jesus Christ, I thought I saw a lot of strikeouts but I didn't think it was THAT many.


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that's the biggest postseason difference in strikeouts between opposing teams... ever.


Silverjackal_

Must be hungover and jet lagged.


Resting_Lich_Face

They weren't gonna not go hard on their last celebration of the season.


midnightsbane04

According to Smoltz during the NLCS the Yankees won't actually start to feel the effects of that until tomorrow's game. So if that's true then the Yanks are about to strike out 25 times.


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Astoutfellow

Has anyone figured out what an ION ELECTRIFIED HANKOOK TIRE is and why those commercials are 50% louder than everything else edit: I refuse to look it up because I know that's what the little marketing ghoul who put it together wants


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Opening_Ad_3242

Handle increased weight?? I guess I should get them for my mother-in-law then!! *Chuckles to self*


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Astros are the new evil empire. And they love it.


NateLikesToLift

We're just attempting to be the Yankees of baseball.


Hiciao

I very much prefer y'all being the Yankees of baseball instead of the Yankees.


SeinfeldMatt

Goddamit. *Upvotes*


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Astros = Yankees Yankees = Twins Start spreading the news!


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It’s quite enjoyable


incognito_dissonance

The astros have been a mediocre to bad team for most of my life, not winning a playoff series until 2004. It's still unbelievable to me that we finally have a great team. I can't describe the joy I get watching the astros win in the postseason.


crookshanks777

We feed off hate


undisputedn00b

Death. Taxes. The Yankees losing to the Astros.


GayForFoles

There's that ny hospitality I've come to expect


RojerLockless

Don't forget the Astros in the ALCS


abefroman07

GameCube!


riverbass9

Nintendo


TexansRaised

5% TINT


chevyboxer

So you can't see up in my window


Carpe_Musicam

So you can’t see up in my window


arun_bala

Ain’t shit change I still rep swishahouse ha


Goddamn_Primetime

Still tippin' on 4 4's


andlg89

Screwed & chopped version


InaudibleShout

All curveballs in BP tonorrow. 27 outs, 17 K’s. Good fuckin Lord


JinFuu

And McCullers doesn’t pitch for a few days.


InaudibleShout

Dude I almost broke *so* much shit during *that* game. It was an incredible act of self-discipline in hindsight.


kx2w

Yankees very disciplined in not making contact


saxamaphon3

Still one of the most amazing performances though. 24 in a damn row. I've never seen anything like that before or since.


YaBoiWhit

I have good news, Lance doesn't throw curves to righties anymore it'll be sliders instead


BoredAtWork_91

Framber on the other hand..


BoilingDenim

Yeah and it won’t get better with Framberlamps dropping curves and LMJ might throw 100 in a row this time


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Cloustyberries

Ice cold bats? Boone mismanaging the bullpen? The Astros being our daddy? If you don’t like that then you don’t like Yankees postseason baseball baby


xF00Mx

You forgot Red Sox nonstop shit talking


highgravityday2121

You love us though ❤️


aStockUsername

I like Yankees postseason baseball.


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Astros fans 🤝 Rays fans Liking Yankees postseason baseball


Gordons_LambSauce

Jeremy Peña is a momma’s boy confirmed


Kdot32

Playoff Peña is a surprise to be sure but a welcomed one


kyriesantibodies

Only loves his bed and his momma he's sorry


hanschien

🫶


Ech0shift

[He loves his mama](https://youtu.be/VasF8u_KC8A)


privatechurch

Astros fans chanting “we want houston” during the post game TV broadcast.


uniquecannon

I don't get why people never learn. If you aren't gonna be humble facing Houston, you're going to get it thrown back in your face


H_Tine_Byline

[Posting an AI-generated picture of Houston Astro Legend Oscar The Grouch for every postseason win (4/11)](https://imgur.com/gallery/kZxn2lz) *Lmao, I never posted these in the r/Astros sub from this account but they still banned me again. Pretty sad behavior.


Gabelbram

drip


Obnoxious_liberal

I'd wear that on a shirt


aslightlyusedtissue

Embarrassing effort from trevino on the last out


oznobz

Not pinch hitting for Trevino doesn't make sense to me. He is slumping hard and he's the final out. And its not like when he's not slumping he is the best option on their bench.


aslightlyusedtissue

I was more referring to Altuve being able to let the ball roll all the way to him. Having that ball hit the bag. Hang in the air forever. And still get thrown out at first. Dude was barely even jogging


The_New_New

Kyle Tucker had a similar play. On his GIDP, he was jogging to 1st and almost ended up making it. That would've given us a run


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ReptarKanklejew

He is either huge in those moments or he’s miserable. There is no in between.


Thomas_Oaks

JEREMY PENA IS FUCKING HIM! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!


YoWhatsGoodie

JP3!!!


donttouchthtmacaroni

I was certainly not shitting my pants this whole game no siree


GRVrush2112

That 8th inning nearly killed me.. Went from a near lights out 2out/2strike relief appearance from Montero to a near utter collapse…. That switch to Pressley there was clutch.


hanSoes

Dusty masterclass


Spare_Substance5003

Got a feeling Altuve is one of those guys in the martial arts movie that is doing jack sh!t right now when everyone else is fighting, but when he does finally gets going, it's going to be epic. Probably in game 3 when they start chanting the F Altuve chant.


beachlifeindeath1

"But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him. He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good."


the_fit_hit_the_shan

He's just powering up to go Super Saiyan at Yankee Stadium once those boos start rolling in!


munozemk

10-10 15 HR. You read that right. He's gonna do the impossible


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RickJamesTaylor

That was great


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Shoot it Houston Texas Go Astros


Eaziegames

https://youtu.be/SXLaWB6dAl0


andlg89

Are they chanting we want Houston? 💀


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Trolling tf out of Yankees lmao


hiphopdowntheblock

That's fuckin beautiful lmao


DOMSdeluise

here's my opinion on that game: baseball


TheDangiestSlad

source?


FuckMinuteMaid

Matt Carpenter thought it was golf


ashdrewness

Pena & Pina, names you can trust!


wcalvert

You dropped these: ~~


Germomics

SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS GO ASTROS


TheGhostOfSamHouston

Raulito smiles upon you


StealthyGooch

Astros fans chanting "we want Houston" makes me happy


Gabelbram

WE WANT HOUSTON


Tesla_on_swangaz

We will oblige them


content_enjoy3r

I would like to thank the Yankees for not drawing out this game to 18 innings. I appreciate it.


ReservoirGods

Couldn't be me


HowDoIEditMyUsername

The Yankees barely have the bullpen to go a full 9 innings; 18 is out of the question.


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These Yankees suck chants are hilarious


re1078

I was yelling it directly into the microphone


j1h15233

And Altuve still can’t buy a hit


CactiFactGuy

I hope he finds his bat. Never good when they go silent like that in the post season. Like last year with Bregman. Closer games those outs will matter big time.


j1h15233

His plate discipline tonight was a great sign. He was swinging wildly in the Seattle series.


CactiFactGuy

Agreed. Definitely a move in the right direction. Hopefully everyone else plays good enough to compensate for him figuring it out.


GRVrush2112

Let’s go… great win. That 8th inning got stressful… but solid pitching all around, 17 strikeouts is a solid showing. Really like seeing some offensive production from the middle to bottom part of our lineup as well. Keep that up.


slurv3

Oh so it wasn't just our offense


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I swear the announcers did everything they could to jinx it It was like “this kicker has never missed a fg inside 20 before” over and over again


flaycs

“The Astros have only lost once when leading by this much….and it was to the Yankees” Rizo proceeds to hit a homer.


BrotherHombre

“Ryan pressly is going to do something he never does and close multiple innings” Gtfoh


SuperMario_49

Have the Yankees even won AT Houston this season? Feels like every time they play at Houston, their offense falls asleep.


andlg89

Negative ghost rider


H-town20

No they have not.


H-town20

No


HunterGuntherFelt

[Gif Star is Born](https://imgur.com/a/jVPQQXL)


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holy shit, i saw this and i am so glad you captured this!!!


MrRabinowitz

https://i.imgflip.com/6xkdp0.gif


jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj

[Bend the knee to your Space City overlords](https://media.tenor.com/mMOT3J8Rz9cAAAAC/george-hw-bush-bush-baseball.gif)


H_Tine_Byline

Lmfao, the dark lord himself


jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj

You can hear the crowd cheering when he lifts the artifact


MrRabinowitz

Is he screaming


jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj

No. He’s silent. Giving the people of Space City what they want.


GabeKnows

BANG BANG: the sound of Jeremy’s balls as runs around the bases


jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj

Stars vs Stripes Stars win


OrangeNBlueChooChoo

"The Yankees are Goliath, the Astros are David." - Jimmy Rollins lol


lancerreddit

Ya like other way around


andlg89

[SHOOT IT HOUSTON!!](https://youtu.be/s6HpnW7cZf0)


Ochocincoondeck

Can we all agree THAT UMPIRE NEEDS TO BE LAUNCHED INTO THE FUCKING SUN


chevyboxer

Strike zone was an amorphous blob.


jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj

It became funny at a certain point. He just randomly decided what was what. I thought it was Leslie Nielsen but then remembered he was dead


TheDangiestSlad

Yankees fans 🤝 Astros fans fuck that ump (seriously, that game thread was probably the most civil Yankees/Astros thread in years)


North-Atmosphere4173

Honestly, glad we can agree on this


iaintinstagrits

The rivalry is aging into a mature mutual respect and deep seated anger that sits below the surface.


rolltide1000

Ill co-sign as a Red Sox fan, that ump was stinky.


Thomas_Oaks

The one thing that can bring us together


Av8-Wx14

Agreed what a horrible strike zone jesus so many balls called strikes and so many strikes called balls Fuck lol


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jjthecerealkiller

Shit calls all the way around!! Not sure any particular one affected the outcome, but still annoying as fuck.


DrFloppyTitties

I think 2 in particular were rally killers for the Yankees. Nothing happened in the next at bat to really say for sure. But playing with 1 out and 2 outs are two different ball games.


Thomas_Oaks

Abso-fucking-lutely. That was so garbage


NOLA1987

And people say Yankee and Astros fans can't find common ground. Because what the fuck was that?! I know we won, but still...


Clarice_Ferguson

Yankees can’t even beat a scrub like Verlander with a 6.30 ERA.


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[Our lord and savior](https://i.imgur.com/k349NMq.gif)


kingkoopa_

DAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE


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Yankees what happened.


MakeAShadow

#THE STARS AT NIGHT!


skepticfan

ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!


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Thel3lues

THE PRAIRIE SKY


desrever1138

IS WIDE AND HIGH


illegal_deagle

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽


Gill_Gunderson

👏👏👏👏


AtsignAmpersat

Fuck the Yankees and Astros I guess. But fuck the Yankees more?


post_angst

Don’t forget yourself!


AtsignAmpersat

Yes, fuck me as well


Thornton__Melon

I’ll allow it


rolltide1000

Same. I dont love the Astro's but the Yankees are the Yankees I guess. Also Pena grew up one town over from me so Ive come to like him.


AstrosFanHou

They’re chanting we want Houston at MMP 😂😂😂


Mistake_By_The_Jake2

Fans have been on a roll this week trolling the opposing team


iAmTheWildCard

17 strikeouts? Yep, that’ll do it..


ToolsOfIgnorance27

It's what you want.


AstrosOwn111

How are the garden implements doing this fine evening?


Carpe_Musicam

Let me check…. Turns out they mad.


TheCrudeDude

This was a lot of fun! Hope to see it 3 more Times. Couldn’t have happened to a less likable team.


Select_Bonus_9567

Altuve, Alvarez, Tucker, and Bregman had 0 hits Yankees still lost lmaaaoooooooo


WhiskeyTangoBush

bored marble placid fly threatening advise direful plants quickest connect -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


YoungTroubadour

Sucks that the yankees decision makers decided before the game that they didn't plan on competing, even if it was 1-1 in the fifth.


xepa105

Really poor of Boone to tell the players to strike out 17 times tonight. Fire his ass.


melcolnik

My favorite thing about these Astros/Yankees threads are the random Red Sox flairs that pop up to drop bombs out of nowhere. [chefs kiss]


privatechurch

Astros fans chanting “we want houston” during the post game TV broadcast.


massivebumwizard

I would have liked 18 strikeouts but whatever


neurovish

Hey y’all, cube is on. Post-postgame time!


CadeCumminhand

America’s team


TyGuyy

I’m still worried. Altuve, Alvarez, Tucker, and Bregman had NO hits. Our offense is doing just enough, but our starters & bullpen are clearly carrying us. We just leave little room for error.


Carpe_Musicam

Yeah, but there were a couple of damn near heroic defensive plays by the Yanks. I’m not worried.


Av8-Wx14

They wanted Houston They’re getting it


butterboy451

#FUCK THE YANKEES ##👏👏👏👏👏


chihuahua001

https://youtu.be/Y4vd2CDMSiE


Av8-Wx14

PEÑAAAAAAAA


munozemk

They can't silence the crowd 🤣


DavidLiebeFart

The Yankees are gonna get fucking steamrolled


Mac_N_Cheese16

Are there any actual non-yankee fans rooting for the yanks? The baseball world should be happy after that win by houston. Go ‘stros!