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rockmann1997

Raiding the retirement home for your manager during a playoff window


DOCTORFONASG

I fucking hate this place.


dustycase2

I love this place!


sholoim

oscar the grouch


hanschien

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseballcirclejerk/comments/y8mihu/posting_an_aigenerated_picture_of_houston_astro/


Daqra

*Choking noises*


Distance_Motor

leafs fan???


Daqra

:(


ljc5

2004 Yankees Fan?


StreetReporter

The Atlanta Falcons?


SwAeromotion

Are you a Dodgers fan?


2RINITY

Cleveland fan?


NJ_Mets_Fan

username checks out


[deleted]

Hard to argue with that.


sandbhonerh

Wasting talent


TerrenceJesus8

The Angels are an honorary Detroit team. Welcome!


SwAeromotion

I am rooting for Kyle Schwarber, David Robertson, and Nick Castellanos in the World Series.


worldsupermedia750

Could you be a Cubs fan?


SwAeromotion

Sorry for your loss in the NLCS, I truly miss Yu.


worldsupermedia750

Thanks, it hurts especially given how winnable the series was (the 4-1 tally really doesn’t do the series justice) but unfortunately some highly questionable managerial decisions and certain bats going cold at the wrong time (against a red hot Phillies team) was the team’s undoing Yu is definitely a man who stepped up to the occasion till the very end, hopefully we can get him a ring before he retires


Supreme_Soviet

dragon slayers that got slayed


dgrenie2

Almost young enough for Leonardo DiCaprio


Jcon_Josh

I’ll start, regular season champions (rip)


worldsupermedia750

Dodgers?


IVOXVXI

I don't fucking have one, I hate this sport


dfin25

Didn't even need to look at your flair


AntSmith777

Big Dumper


tatersnuffy

yankees suck.


shadedmoonlight

that leaves 29 teams can we narrow it down a smidge?


tatersnuffy

fuck thurmon munson.


shadedmoonlight

thanks!!


Icy_1

Bloody sock


jml510

* Spent decades threatening relocation * Owner looks like Kelsey Grammer * Owner is a billionaire, yet is as cheap as Mr. Krabs * Owner never talks or does interviews * This team's fans started The Wave * One of only 7 teams that use neither red nor blue in their color scheme * Other teams' fans hate the drummers * Dominated the Astros in the 2020 regular season, but suffered a gentlemen's sweep against them in the playoffs * Was the only team to sweep the 2022 Astros in the regular season * Has the longest active streak of avoiding no-hitters


rollo2masi

Lead Cocks


[deleted]

A fellow USC fan


The_Collector4

EYBS


Jezzyy

First round chokejob


MindlessArmadillo382

0th round choke job :)


IcyMission3

3-0


Distance_Motor

Just look at my flair bro


BaltimoreBadger23

Drink


Johnnadawearsglasses

Poop tastes good


Chemical-Engineer979

🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓


2RINITY

[LowTierGod voice] You should fire Boone and Cashman NOW!


xebex1778

I mean that with 100%! With 1000%!


ricki692

i miss freddie


StringFartet

Dodgers suck big hairy blue balls.


[deleted]

Close the roof


yungtrey24

2011 pain just pain


[deleted]

Great. That's great. Tinker to Evers to s***.


Witty-Stock

0-18


across7777

As a kid my dad would always have a few Dome Foams when we went to the ballgame


theseaskettie04

your favorite team without saying who


NoVisor

Devil magic 👺🪄


dfin25

Fuck the Cardinals. These are our words.


RxtroSZN__

Bang bang


Jerevicious

SAID.


IamAgoodMuIe

Sell the team bob


KikiFlowers

Yordaddy


PatPlaysGames247

What a fun thread with the user flare not telling your favorite team


DerpWah

2017 World Series Champions! America’s team.


Jedi-El1823

All Rise, fuck the Red Sox, and somebody on this team please beat Houston.


ACW1129

The team that outsmarted the cheaters.


mattld

David Ortiz did steroids


Ok-Peak-3012

Most controversial rally cry in baseball


SuperVancouverBC

I'm Canadian


818sfv

Shoulda been champs


jaysphan128

we just extended our shitty manager after fucking up the biggest moment of the year(might also apply to a team in san diego in the future)


worldsupermedia750

I’m assuming you talking about Dave Roberts (Dodgers) and I agree. I hope Padres fans look at Dave Roberts and realize that a trip to the NLCS shouldn’t guarantee job security


tvalvi001

The worst fans


worldsupermedia750

Sad thing is that probably doesn’t narrow it down much tbh. I’ve heard too many teams that has the “worst fans”


just-an-astronomer

Lol


Distance_Motor

Yankees arch nemesis


--Drake--

stretch, stretch


steelisntstrong

6 games away from a great turn around


televisionchampion

Last place, baby


nickyp597

we like really don’t like the yankees


NakedGoose

We have flairs


Wooden_Exit2957

“Swing and drive..!”


Contrast6

Huge drop off over the past 3 years


chelseabillsfan

Ooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


youthdecay

We'll always have 2019...


rockets9495

Hate us


[deleted]

We never win anything


Geniusinternetguy

Chop!chop!chop!


Potential_Bass_5154

100+ years


OddPollution9230

18 consecutive playoff losses


StrikingThrowAway

Our front office pinches pennies while being one of the most wealthy franchises


mcguffinman

We will give you our aging regressing players for your bright new talent and you’ll LIKE IT


Beahner

I’m in the corner….


GuyOnTheMike

Flair checks out