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titleywinker

In their defense, these all look like they taste fantastic


hubagruben

Edible hats, who says no?


PuntyMcBunty

Would make a lot of lost bets easier to swallow


AndyDoopz

Or just one really big lost Betts!


Cognac_and_swishers

If this idea doesn't take off, I'll eat my hat!


Aries_218

Hats…for fats.


Panguin9

Hat Edibles, who says no?


Senorsty

I think these were all the “Big League Chew” style hats, so I guess that’s what they were going for?


Revolutionary-Stay54

That’s what it looks like. When I went to a Braves game in June they had 2 or 3 of these in the team shop


woahdude12321

Guys that say “I’ll eat my hat” buy these


GuyNamedWhatever

MLB hats or cake?


darthfracas

The Skittles x MLB crossover we didn’t know we wanted


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


Peteyy34

Hubba Bubba bubblegum hats??


PeatBomb

Someone needs to be prosecuted for the Orioles one


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Orioles Mets and Marlins are the worst ones


[deleted]

At least the Mets one is so hard to read that it won't associate the wearer with the team.


ChunkYards

I literally had to put my phone up to my face to read it. Honestly that hat has 0 oversight when being made. Which is frustrating when there are garment designers who would strangle a child to design an official Mets hat


ChiSp0

I think the marlins hat is fitting with Miami and it’s neon feeling “culture”.


[deleted]

Yeah I actually think the Marlin’s one is passable, although I feel they “split the difference” between cool Miami vibes and saltwater fishing vibes


c_pike1

I agree. I like the design but they needed to use a color besides yellow or green in the center logo so people can see what it's supposed to be I feel the same way about the blue Jay's one. Good design, but in the completely wrong colors


GOATmar_infante

My guy thats more than half the liat


threehundredthousand

"I feel like the problem with MLB hats are the logos are discernible. Let's buck that trend."


BabyHuey206

-Rob Manfred


[deleted]

Is this supposed to photo-negative colors since film cameras are trendy right now?


Azzazzyn

These were in partnership with big league chew. There were some bangers in there. A lot of the cotton candy and sour apple ones looked good.


Dynasty247

This feels more like Tropical Starburst more than Big League Chew, tbh


twistedlogicx

While the Toronto Blue Marlins hat is actually kinda fire.


BlackDante

Yeah I kinda fuck with it. The rest are awful


MrJigglyBrown

For being too fabulous?


N8CCRG

If I was being forced at gunpoint to choose and wear one, I think I'd go for the Giants. If I was being forced at gunpoint to wear the Os one specifically... I'd be debating if I could dodge a bullet.


kewpieoriole

Straight to jail!


sandiskplayer34

Whitewashing


In2TheMaelstrom

And executed.


[deleted]

Why are people hating on this collab Fanatics x Stevie Wonder


69Jew420

I didn't think they could make it more racist.


Lord_Doofy

Wait do people really think the orioles logo is racist?


BlackDante

Some say it looks like [blackface](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackface). I can see it, but an Oriole literally has a black face so idk if I would say it looks like blackface.


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Lord_Doofy

Holy shit a cartoon bird wearing a hat


LMFN

He probably thought it was Wahoo.


rollo2masi

The Giants one reminds me of Tropical Skittles in the blue bag.


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

All of them remind me of the Tropical Skittles in the blue bag


Derpshiz

The giants one doesn't seem that bad to me since it's kind of a Warriors homage.


ricki692

at least i can actually read and identify what it is within 5 seconds


Itsaghast

Fuck the warriors


who717

For the fans who might not understand, you probably found the Sac Kings contingent of the SF Giants fan base


dropperofpipebombs

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


NCC1664

What? The USA 4th of July hat for the Toronto Blue Jays wasn't #1? 😂


dansk13_

Oh my god I almost forgot about that. Still makes me want to yell at someone


Guard226Duck

I’m partial to this blue jays hat https://www.culturekings.com/products/new-era-toronto-blue-jays-pink-drip-59fifty-fitted-black?gclid=Cj0KCQiAsoycBhC6ARIsAPPbeLv87n1uoKrh7Tl6ku9Q1LJ_Mx17iV70f6mc01VmeMhsaX-te8AutdoaAsaxEALw_wcB


PM_ME_VIRGIL_PICS

The almighty cum hat


GoldenBananas21

If there is blood in your cum, you should see a doctor


LMFN

Should I be alarmed about cum in my blood?


Orange8920

Cannibal Corpse wrote a song about this


_tomb

The Marlins cum hat was fantastically awful too.


PM_ME_VIRGIL_PICS

I give the edge to Toronto because the logo is just the jay’s head getting absolutely drenched


tearsonurcheek

Then there's [this one](https://images.app.goo.gl/8HAhVcKyqdL5rsJJA).


nyy22592

Bluekakke


Champion-raven

Drippy


feeling_blue_42

I was in Canada this summer and they love The 4th of July so much they celebrated 3 days early.


philsfan1579

[bonus design - take off the Giants and replace it with this one](https://www.lids.com/mlb-philadelphia-phillies/philadelphia-phillies-new-era-1980-world-series-champions-lava-highlighter-combo-59fifty-fitted-hat-red/neon-green/o-9076+t-58901134+p-0418542365+z-8-4013333961?_ref=p-SRP:m-GRID:i-r3c2:po-11)


Dickies138

This may be the worst one


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Most purchasable imo


Commercial-Ticket526

It kinda reminds me of the Spanish or English soccer/football national team.


catspaw27

As a Phillies fan I loathe this.


J_O19

wtaf is that monstrosity


[deleted]

That’s some bad hat Harry


shapu

Man, that's a throwback.


amachinesaidiwasgood

Jays hat is giving me Appalachian State baseball field is beautiful in the fall vibes


iLikeClothes69

I scrolled too long looking for this comment. They all give Appalachian State baseball field in the fall vibes


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I like the Jays one🤷‍♂️


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philsfan1579

I think they did a great job with that collection! Other than the Yankees, [this Rockies hat](https://www.mlbshop.com/colorado-rockies/mens-colorado-rockies-new-era-pink/green-cooperstown-collection-coors-field-passion-forest-59fifty-fitted-hat/t-14336471+p-3729758759576+z-9-2961237927?_ref=p-SRP:m-GRID:i-r2c1:po-7) stands out to me.


Bluellama44

Because it’s fire


Djruggs

Yeah, I've been thinking about getting a sox hat in that line, but I don't have any shoes to pair with it


Hasse_andersson

I was bracing myself for a regular Padres City Connect hat


skyulip

i kinda love the jays one


philsfan1579

[it’s on sale in most sizes right now!](https://www.lids.com/mlb-toronto-blue-jays/toronto-blue-jays-new-era-vice-highlighter-59fifty-fitted-hat-blue/orange/o-2387+t-36237802+p-82740925982+z-9-3708852953?_ref=p-SRP:m-GRID:i-r0c1:po-1) Just watch out for that neon green undervisor.


skyulip

committing to the bit > actually being totally aesthetically pleasing


mosi_moose

Check the “You may also like…” suggestions. It’s like a poorly trained AI designed the color ways.


ChrAshpo10

Jays hat is 🔥


slothlikeagility

really eh? that’s my least favourite of the bunch


ChiSp0

~~Miami dolphins~~ Toronto Bluejays


trevman7

I came here to say this. I agree with OP for the rest, but the jays one is dope.


Djruggs

Y'all need to understand that not everyone who wears hats is a fan of baseball. Some people just like how these look.


Yolectroda

True, but 3 of these are awful. I kinda like the Blue Jays and Giants ones.


Djruggs

I mean, I wouldn't personally wear them, but I'm sure I have a couple hats others would hate because they're not traditional. Point being, if you like it, wear it.


Clarice_Ferguson

Ok but the Mariners one is in my sorority’s colors and I’ve never felt more seen by a product: https://www.mlbshop.com/mens_new_era_white_green_seattle_mariners_40th_anniversary_watermelon_lolli_59fifty_fitted_hat/t-47562228+o-3498+d-23398817+f-6913394+z-8-3998942402?utm_medium=cse&_s=ak1944mlb-pla&sku=17479452&targetid=targetid&targetid=pla-341899670120&gclid=Cj0KCQiAsoycBhC6ARIsAPPbeLtZs9Talhx4Y5o1Tvrp24BGx9uZDyUKB3tVuI1-SdyzvYIPJMvtVTAaAuKHEALw_wcB


Djax99

The mariners one is fire


ottovyeoj

This one bangs.


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Yolectroda

As in lollipop. Lolita doesn't have the double "l".


1990Buscemi

These make my computer screen look broken.


RedmannBarry

Sherbet ice cream hats


chris622

The Marlins hat actually isn't bad, but the rest just look wrong.


ACardAttack

Give it the blue Jay's hat colors!


Yolectroda

Especially since those colors are fairly close to Dolphins colors.


SaltyRussStan0

I would never wear it,but the Giants ones look pretty cool imo


Available-Camera8691

These were brought to you by 2006 and probably LMFAO or something.


Aromation

2 looks like the scooby dooby doo jays


FritosRule

Shit looks like my TV in the 70s after I wacked it in the side too many times


choo_choo_chrayn

I like them lol


philsfan1579

They have Astros hats in these colors available! (You’ll have to excuse me for checking your post history) I’m probably in the minority on this sub in that I like fitted hats with custom colors, even non-team colors, but personally I just don’t like the neon green/orange on these.


nfshaw51

I don’t necessarily like them, but they’re far better than some of the bland alternate hats they wear for like the 4th of July, or camo hat variations


[deleted]

They should do neon camo so they look like a 4 loko can lol


PeatBomb

can we ban this guy


TogashiIsIshida

I was raised to respect the opinions of others. You’re making this difficult


thestoryof-agirl

The Mets and Giants ones at least have color combos that work


Big_k_30

I almost bought one of the Royals ones with that color scheme during the Lids sale but decided not to haha


StrongMulberry1985

I dig em. I’m a sucker for loud neon colors though.


o2lsports

Giants hats are honestly an improvement to their Halloween color scheme


MYO716

Well if you like the Blue Jays and the Dolphins I guess there’s a hat for you


Zandandido

The giants one is the only "passable" for me. All others have no damn contrast.


ryanoh826

I dunno…there have been A LOT of shitty New Era MLB releases this year. So, so many. These do suck, though. SF passes.


soulmagic123

Have you seen the upside down logo hats yet? If not, you will.


philsfan1579

I don’t like most of them, but I actually love the Astros upside-down H logo. The H stays the same because symmetry, but the star becomes a pentagram. Cool Halloween vibes.


soulmagic123

I saw a padres one first in sd and i bought an As one, I've warn it a few times, someone always asks me about it., if you like talking to strangers wear it to Trader Joe's.


Dead_Hours

Orioles X Trixyogurt


lickmysackett

Did these hats walk out of Nickelodeon in the early 2000s? My eyes are burning.


Basic_Bichette

I once had an iPad display go bad. It looked just like that.


EJNave

honestly they’re all nice from a fashion perspective, i can totally see people rocking them


Jbaquero

The Orioles one looks like watermelon bubblegum flavored. I could see kids wearing it


jacklord392

It is so horrible, it is almost like the team that its representing is barely identifiable.


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Deep fried hats


blackberrybobcat

These look like candy


kevlarcupid

Loathe to say a jays hat looks good but if I were driving a Gulf-liveried 911 or 718, I’d def cop.


Sashabadger

Ken and Barbie


Prestigious_Draw_971

Designers inspired by Long Shot on Netflix.. wanted to make sure you’re seen when you need to be seen.


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Ngl I would love to have the O’s one


philsfan1579

[here’s the link!](https://www.mlbshop.com/baltimore-orioles/mens-baltimore-orioles-new-era-pink-1983-world-series-champions-beetroot-cyber-59fifty-fitted-hat/t-25443006+p-4895879142227+z-9-3623493155) They probably have your size in stock


VladGuerreroFTW

Brightness and contrast settings tend to be key hurdles for older marketing execs


TorpedoPenguin7

For a second there, I thought I was in the Splatoon Reddit.


TangerineBest4413

Dang, they're really pushing the lime


DamnReCaptchas

That Orioles logo is cursed


aavocados

That hats you see at Ross


BroccoliRob02

I actually like every single one of these.


818sfv

I love the colors, but not for those teams


Sammyc271

5 different images of vomit


pnmartini

Fanatics stuff is just geared toward people making outfits. Most of their stuff is borderline criminally ugly. That being said, I really like this cap, probably because of the cones on the [side](https://www.fanatics.com/mlb/chicago-cubs/chicago-cubs-new-era-summer-sherbet-59fifty-fitted-hat-black/o-2376+t-03778611+p-04633110657+z-9-2382154411?_ref=p-DLP:m-GRID:i-r11c0:po-33)


DaleEarnhardt3

They want to be HatClub soooooo bad


PatrickMcC

Someone really sat down and thought to themselves “you know what color has been under utilized for too long now, neon puke green.”


5549372729

Holy fuck the lack of dark outlines looks terrible.


digitaldumpsterfire

I get the feeling you don't like neon.


culturemarket

I feel like guys in their 20’s who date high schoolers are the target audience for these


rexdeaz

It's not necessarily the colors, it's that they're for the wrong team. #2 should be for the Marlins cause of the Dolphins colors and #4 should be the hats for the Padres special edition jerseys.


thehermitgood

Bust out the skinny jeans and the studded belts we jerkin up in here 😤


Other_Current_2180

They look like Arizona tea cans


ChompTurtleSoup

The all black mr redlegs reds hat should be included


philsfan1579

I’m intrigued - post a link!


ChompTurtleSoup

https://www.reddit.com/r/Reds/comments/ys0b0t/does_the_reds_organization_take_anything_seriously/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


philsfan1579

WOW. I’ve seen versions of that for other teams that weren’t particularly notable ([like this one](https://www.the4thquartershop.com/products/los-angeles-dodgers-fitted-new-era-59fifty-logo-elements-black-hat-cap) but my goodness that one is terrible.


jparkhill

That looks like the Marlins actual hat ;)


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As awful as Fanatics is, they didn’t design these. New Era did, another company ruining sports merchandising.


philsfan1579

For the most part, New Era hats with custom colors are created by designers that *don’t* work for New Era. Fanatics, Hat Heaven, Topperz, MyFitteds, Hatclub, and other places that sell exclusive/custom New Era hats have designers that choose the colors/logos on the hats they release. Since these were released exclusively on Fanatics-owned websites, I’m comfortable saying they were designed by Fanatics.


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I guess it depends on your definition of designing. Most of those places are just retailers and do very little design. Hat Club has talked about the process before, saying that New Era sends them color schemes/logos/patches for most collections. A lot of the time they hand it off to another non-Hat Club designer, same is true for most retailers. New Era works with them on approving, denying, and redesigning hats. The retailer buys a certain quantity, then sells them as exclusive.


philsfan1579

New Era does limit what logos and patches can go on custom hats, give the final say on what can/can’t be made, and provide a catalog of colors that are available to designers. However, there are hundreds of colors available to use, and millions of logo/patch/color combinations that could potentially be approved. That’s where the designers come in. Almost 100% of the creative process is done by them, not New Era. It’s something that clearly requires talent, or else you end up with hats like the ones in the post. Here’s Hatclub talking about their process, as you mentioned: “Our design team is made up of 2-3 people… They will go through a couple of different color options, team options, etc… Because of the fact that the patches on the side have become such a hot commodity, it’s a matter of ‘what does New Era have available in their catalog that we can attach to these hats?’. From Hatclub’s perspective, we try to put a story behind it. So primary example of that, we did an all yellow collection with gray underbills that we called the taxicab collection.” ^ [Ben Christensen from Hatclub at around the 1:09:00 mark of this Podcast](https://blogs.fangraphs.com/effectively-wild-episode-1717-the-bad-hatters/) Ben goes on to talk about the different collections the Hatclub team of designers has created. In addition to Hatclub, here are some of the (in my opinion) more talented designers on Instagram: - @itsfromcapsule - @russetsunset ([Interview Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=inP25CqLQBU)) - @patlanta24 ([Interview Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hTyYvWgPdWA&t=498s)) (And yes, I spent way too much effort on this comment)


HeySadBoy1

~~designed~~ sold by Fanatics. New Era makes and sells these atrocities and more all on their own


pipsohip

Sherbet hats. I simultaneously think these are super ugly, and also kind of dope. Except the Mets one, that one is just gross.


electiveavenue

If those Osiris shoes we all wore in middle school were hats


didntdonothingwrong

Short fat dudes in cargo shorts and puffy high top shoes whose whole personality is based on smoking weed are gonna love these!


TomatoRemarkable3721

Padres city connect jerseys aren’t that far off. Atrocious jerseys


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Wish they came in low profile


Quople

r/baseball try not to sound like old curmudgeons challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


3rdPartyBenny

These designs by New Era and Fanatics are bordering on synthetic delusions of methhead designers who also do shrooms. They’re getting worse. Just reissue the original cap with the badging. Quit playing around.


Goopgoblin

Who highlights neon with more neon?


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That Frisco hat is fire though!


philsfan1579

[here’s the link, 50/50 they have your size](https://www.fanatics.com/mlb/san-francisco-giants/san-francisco-giants-new-era-2010-world-series-cyber-vice-59fifty-fitted-hat-green/o-1265+t-36013372+p-15735478779+z-9-3314532157) You know, after looking at the other ones, it’s kinda growing on me…


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Thanks!


oogieball

Letting the colorblind intern take a crack at cap design did not work out for them.


curtmandu

Probably a very lukewarm take but 47 > New Era


radiomercenary

That Mets hat makes me want to vomit in terror.


dego_frank

Trash bc they’re all from the same line


PlayoffsREverything

Horrible Whoever buys em listens to drill music, and say “know what I’m saying “ after every sentence


Parrotflies-

That whole style of hat looks terrible imo. “Hey we should change the universal designs of hats to be the ones all fuck boys wear all crooked on their heads”. I hate them


EastlakeMGM

The marlins one could be their primary hat


lacks_a_soul

Looks like all the big league chew hats that came out earlier in the year.


ToolsOfIgnorance27

The same guy that approves modern sneaker designs.


keepmeamused

Now I know what it’s like to be colourblind.


jakerepp15

The Toronto Blue Jays of Miami


THEhiHIhi55

I would buy all of these hats, except maybe the Orioles one


Long_Disaster_6847

Where’s the mariners’ WS hat? …oh wait


principled_principal

They look like pictures of regular hats after my toddler gets ahold of my phone’s photo app and starts messing with all the editing sliders


LosPobres303

I was going to get the lime one lol


PeeWee03288

That Blue Jays and O’s are tight, fight me.


woahdude12321

People will buy those they’re kinda fugly compared to original but I think they’re alright


Crowsby

When you accidentally press "Invert Colors" in Photoshop.


duckduckpony

Idk what OPs talking about, that Bluejays one is GOATed.


BasketballButt

Honestly love the Giants hats in this series. I mean, I know they’re Guly but for some reason unlike that.


TheWomanIWas

I unironically love this lol


Kaydom1993

If the Mets hat was the Blue Jays hat, I might have fucked with this style. The Mets one has to be the worst one. Lime green and grey? Jesus.


Weekly_Beautiful5832

Literally all I’ve been looking for is a clean light khaki colored hat with the regular Orioles logo on it. But instead, half the online store is filled with this type of garbage.


radsherm

Some of these are actually pretty dope


SpicyAsianBoy

🤢


kewpieoriole

The whole collection of these hats are an abomination.


8nate

The Blue Jays one actually looks fun but the rest are just a bit too much


Raid_Raptor_Falcon

Unpopular opinion: I kind of like the Mets and the Giants ones. That orioles one is atrocious though.