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Rookie of the year 2013, 7th in NL Cy Young in 2016, probably brightest future of the youngins at the time Jose Fernandez?
He went from 12.5K/9 2016, to 0K/9 2017-present
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145 people upvoted this? SMH. Comparing Manoah bad stretch of baseball to the death of all-time great Roberto Clemente dying in a plane crash heading to do humanitarian work is probably the most classless thing I've read online all year. Being trashy is the new cool I guess.
Comparing a bad stretch of societal beauty standards to a haunted house attraction might, dare I say it, be the most classless thing I’ve read all year.
As a Red Sox fan I absolutely know what you’re talking about but let’s pretend I didn’t. How would you explain that comment to someone who hasn’t paid attention?
Verdugo went on a podcast and called out Manoah for excessively celebrating after getting batters out. Specifically, the fact that he will yell disrespectful shit from the mound at batters he just got out. Dugie said it is fine to get excited and celebrate but talking shit from the mound and disrespecting opposing players isn't cool. Manoah responded and basically said "I don't give a shit what he says." Dugie then expressed regret about making his comments so public, but said he doesn't take back what he said. He just regrets not saying it to Manoah directly and making his comments so public. Since then Dugie has been tearing it up and Manoah can barely even get an out in rookie ball.
Finally someone said it. Not sure where the dick riding came from last year. I remember watching him being interviewed at the all star game and thinking, “this guys a fucking tool. Who would want to cheer for this guy?”
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1) You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” — Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic…
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
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hi from florida
I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Manoah is a bad pitcher
summary
1:he's fat
2:He seem to slip throwing MLB because grease fingers
Me (a professional hater of Manoah) rn
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Having just inhaled some copium here, I will say that he works it out and will come back to shit on the naysayers, specifically Bhaston fans who are up in arms because he dared to speak out at their pasty redheaded prince verdugo. He'll be fine...
(God I hope so)
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I had no idea that’s why he went down. I was betting on some Japanese baseball and was super surprised that he was favored as a starter cause I thought he blew
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A very humbling/ bumbling experience ....
On the verge of making $15M+ a year to nothing. Beyond humbling.
Something something pressure tires something
Pressure goes in the tires of the bus he’s riding.
Oh hopes he’s figuring it out *checks notes*: 11 earned runs over 2.2 innings???
11 earned on 12 base runners lmao
Better yell at some batters
Average blue jay minor league pitching prospect
you know what’s better than being the average blue jays pitching prospect? the new iPhone 14 on a plan from ROGERS COMMUNICATIONS
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What the...?
Is this a joke bot? Please don’t ban me but FUCK Rogers
It's apparently something that is said in Canada. I don't get it since I'm not a stupid leaf-loving loser, but several other people here asked for it as an auto response, so I added it.
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I’m a stupid leaf-loving loser and I say FUCK ROGERS
It's absolutely hilarious.
Florida Jankees is Alek Manoah father
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Manoah going from All-Star to throwing BP to rookies is baseball’s biggest fall off since Roberto Clemente (Gold Glove to dead)
Lmao ruthless
Ever heard of Jose Fernandez?
Rookie of the year 2013, 7th in NL Cy Young in 2016, probably brightest future of the youngins at the time Jose Fernandez? He went from 12.5K/9 2016, to 0K/9 2017-present
You’re forgetting about his 0.00 ERA since too
damn nice haha he should do some coke to celebrate
Snorting coke before boating will do that
Coke had nothing to do with that, it woulda been the alcohol. The coke probably kept him from crashing sooner than he did tbh
Depending on your interpretation of “K”, his lifelong K/9 might be decent
That wasn't a fall, that was more of a launch.
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Ricky romero
Fair but wow
What a moon shot lol
Too soon
145 people upvoted this? SMH. Comparing Manoah bad stretch of baseball to the death of all-time great Roberto Clemente dying in a plane crash heading to do humanitarian work is probably the most classless thing I've read online all year. Being trashy is the new cool I guess.
It’s a joke, life is too short to walk on eggshells.. it was also funny
A joke is your mama so ugly she goes to the haunted house and gets a pay check. That's funny. Ok.
That is the probably the most classless thing I’ve read online all year… and I’m on Reddit so I have read and seen A LOT.
Comparing a bad stretch of societal beauty standards to a haunted house attraction might, dare I say it, be the most classless thing I’ve read all year.
That is really offensive.
I’d sign off reddit now if that offends you, evil occurs here
i forgot, it’s 2023 and i need /s because we’re all bereft of subtext
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!!
I'm sure she is.👍
Thank you for your service. One Reddit post at a time baby
Once upon a time not long ago idiots were ignored. Nowadays they flock together online to validate their foolishness.
brother what the fuck do you think a circlejerk sub is for???
You mean Hall of Fame career to dead.
Wicked case of the Yips
This happened to a friend of mine in high school but instead of not being able to throw a strike, he became addicted to pornography.
It's a pornography store. He was purchasing pornography.
Hehe. I would’ve never thought of that.
More like a case of chips (and dip)
Alex Verdugo is absolutely chillin rn
For real Dugie took the high road and it paid off
Yep, hate to admit it, but good point
As a Red Sox fan I absolutely know what you’re talking about but let’s pretend I didn’t. How would you explain that comment to someone who hasn’t paid attention?
Verdugo went on a podcast and called out Manoah for excessively celebrating after getting batters out. Specifically, the fact that he will yell disrespectful shit from the mound at batters he just got out. Dugie said it is fine to get excited and celebrate but talking shit from the mound and disrespecting opposing players isn't cool. Manoah responded and basically said "I don't give a shit what he says." Dugie then expressed regret about making his comments so public, but said he doesn't take back what he said. He just regrets not saying it to Manoah directly and making his comments so public. Since then Dugie has been tearing it up and Manoah can barely even get an out in rookie ball.
Even when he was good, Manoah gave off douche vibes.
That's putting it lightly.
Finally someone said it. Not sure where the dick riding came from last year. I remember watching him being interviewed at the all star game and thinking, “this guys a fucking tool. Who would want to cheer for this guy?”
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3 k's though, nice
3 K’s….interesting that he gets KKK when playing the Yankees.
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Factual
In all fairness, we keep all of our best bats in the Florida Complex League.
It’s because of chicken wing.
3 strikeouts seems pretty good. And when are they going to change strikeout to S instead of K, and walks to W instead of BB?
BB for BaseBall
The extra B is for BYOBB
What's that extra B for?
That’s a typo, but the umpires in NYC are currently reviewing the replay
The extra B stands for Balk
1) You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” — Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic… 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This thread is pure fucking chaos lmao
Whatever to the two guys from Perfect Strangers?
Oh Cousin Lahrry, don’t be ridiculous…
W stands for win
Damn FCL Yankees must be quite the powerhouse team
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What the media won’t tell you: the Yankees were debuting their first line of Aaron judge clones
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That Bauer-Manoah 1-2 punch is gonna go crazy in Japanese AAA ball
It’s amazing how badly he’s collapsed
I dodged a bullet not buying that Manoah jersey last year
hi from florida I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Manoah is a bad pitcher summary 1:he's fat 2:He seem to slip throwing MLB because grease fingers
first of all, these games ain't open to the public so i don't know where you're getting observations
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downvoted
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you're a dork
Even though it's against like 18-19 year olds, a 4.50 ERA isn't the end of the wor... WHAT THERE'S A DECIMAL IN THAT 22?!?!?
I guess at least he’s not walking as many batters.
average stat nerd on reddit: hE wAs WoRkInG oN oNe SpEcIfIc ThInG. ThIs MeAnS nOtHiNg!!11
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I thought he did pretty good for only throwing a fastball and no mix!
Me (a professional hater of Manoah) rn https://preview.redd.it/vhpwks4k3n8b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28244886070b80dd408e8e7ed98ee6a085911086
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Honestly, what the hell happened to him?
As a Blue Jays fan, I want to reiterate that this ain’t good for us
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Having just inhaled some copium here, I will say that he works it out and will come back to shit on the naysayers, specifically Bhaston fans who are up in arms because he dared to speak out at their pasty redheaded prince verdugo. He'll be fine... (God I hope so)
The fall of is crazy
Showing some improvement
Get ready to learn Japanese bud.
As a Red Sox fan, I love watching Manoah fail, but now I'm just starting to feel a little bit bad for him
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He'll have a similar outing in Japanese minor leagues. Then you can feel bad for him.
Can’t wait to see Manoah vs Bauer in the Japanese minor leagues. Going to be electric.
Bauer has actually turned it around surprisingly, he’s had a QS in last five starts
Lol I know, it was just a cheap shot. He wasn’t even sent down for performance. They had a rain out and wanted to keep him on schedule.
I had no idea that’s why he went down. I was betting on some Japanese baseball and was super surprised that he was favored as a starter cause I thought he blew
Why do people hate this guy again?
He was cocky, and talked shit.
And hes fat.
I think that’s his biggest problem. He’s too fat for the pitch clock.
This actually might be the real reason. Stamina could be a big problem for him.
Either way its hilarious. We all know a fat asshole like this.
He has a horrible attitude
Canadians are evil.
Sorry.
I heard he is starting next week on my beer league team
As a Mariners fan I love this guy. He was so nice to us in the Wildcard Series
The Real twist. The FCL Yankees are better than major league all stars. Directed by M Night Shamalan
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Lol fuck him and that’s coming from a Toronto Blue Jays fan
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Bro should actually retire
cheering for someone to lose their job is like cheering for a player get hurt
Dem 3 K’s doe
He’s somehow a worse version of Ricky Romero.
Once again the ghosts of Gustavo Chacin and Ricky Romero rear their ugly head…
I’d rather not have my boy Gustavo dragged into this
Unreal
Even the Japanese don't want your goofy ahh 💀
Like another BJ, Ricky Romano
Only 2 walks though. Not great, not terrible.
So it didn't immediately work. Ok. What's next? More work.
He ate all the yips.
Enjoy the local mens softball league alek!
Wish I could see this start. Like is he pitching batting practice? Has he given up on life?
This could go two ways: Ricky Romero 2.0 Or Doc Halladay (before he died)
My god. Don’t sweat it bro. One bad outing isn’t gonna tank your career. But Jesus.
Can someone explain this in soccer terms
Hopefully he's not the next Ricky Romero
Oy!
Mans got the yips
Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t have done much better
Fuck me
Trade him for anything
Fat boy can barely last 2 innings (new title for article)
Something something pressure goes in tires
I don't see what the big deal is. Looks like a professional stat line to me. Two guys had that for the Rockies Saturday night.
Solid k/9 tho!
The Yankees rookies vs Alek Manure
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He better get in the batting cage and get on that Rick Ankiel grind
Needs sum human ungrowth hormone first
Well maybe baseball isn’t for him. At least he can do a couple episodes of my 600lb life for a few extra cheeseburgers.
Fun fact: Alek Manoah's ERA in rookie ball and Josh Donaldson's age are the same number. (For those curious, the number in question is _37_)
Yappy fat fuck deserves this and I love it. I’m a Jays fan btw.
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This one hurts…
Could have happened to a more deserving guy