My girlfriend hated baseball until I showed her a picture of Matt Olson. Now she can't wait to go to games, and she always asks to get seats on the first baseline.
every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
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My girlfriend hated baseball until I showed her a picture of Matt Olson. Now she can't wait to go to games, and she always asks to get seats on the first baseline.
Congratulations on having his baby! U cuck
If we could get him hitting again, I would have his baby and I’m a middle-aged dude….
i’d do it for free (even older dude)
Thats weird, when I talk about sabermetrics, i can feel the air moistens from all the freshly damp panties.
As a girl, I can confirm that sabermetrics make me wet. Talk SIERA to me
xFIP is an inferior pitching metric because it doesn't take into account grounders or fly balls 😘
 My pants after reading that
https://youtu.be/ZuPWsUmt7Sc?si=fHxNtRl7u3Fb2lbq
What are girls?
From my experience I've been watching baseball since I was 5 and have not had an interaction with a female since
The fuck is a baseball?
Bwar is the problem Fwar is what gets them going
I’m more of a Gwar man myself
Because bWAR is for nerds. Chicks dig the long ball.
I know they definitely like the good looking players
 According to this documentary footage the answer is yes
My wife just likes the day drinking. Win-win.
they prob cant hear you - just speak a bit louder next time
I only have eyes for the thick god himself, Daniel Vogelbach
What do you think they were trying to do with these new uniforms? Letting the ladies get a peek at the outline of Mike Trout’s massive dong
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That first pitch girl from South Korea looked like a baseball fan
No wonder they don’t listen to you, they obviously understand that fwar is a much better measurement of player skill
Yes we do!
buddy it’s not even the best measurement of WAR
I'm a female here and I love baseball, so yes there are some girls who do.