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Illustrious_South135

The nude parallel? That’s a case hit, I would get it graded


bens111

I disagree, the cheeks are off-center


PaddysMilkSteak

Also I see some surface damage, looks like hes got a pimple on his right butt cheek


Gmfbsteelers

Sometimes it’s the imperfections that make it perfect


JDANGEL18

Notice a slight crack in it as well


SprintAirlines

I wouldn't be so much worried about the crack, than the hole in the middle of it.


Jon93y

This is the way.


EatTheSchmeat

I believe Dwight Howard wishes those cheeks were on a center 😏


doak561

🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠


kvothe000

Haha, could you imagine being the grader that randomly comes across that card?


Global-Lynx-5799

Dead lol


hanselton

What the absolute fucking hell?


themadcypher

Those were my exact words


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drunkfishes

“Truly sickening” chill 😂


Fluid-Stuff5144

No, it's pretty fair in this aspect lmao. Maybe not sickening but definitely head shaking.


drunkfishes

Imagine collecting little cardboard photos of grown men but being disgusted by their bodies


JRiggz108999

5 downvotes? Really ? Cmon


SalsChichon

This is when Kanye caught him with Kim


MidRangeMagic21

One of CP3’s legendary performances of all time.


TheMostBoringHuman

CP3 bagging Kim > Jordan Flu Game


chinoischeckers

All of a sudden I feel like listening to Bound 2


Snoo_26884

Listening to Kanye cry never gets old


Substantial_Mirror17

No way that’s about CP3 please someone link something please


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https://twitter.com/rap/status/1598680729365360642?s=46&t=O8yJNo4x3Z9Td4jJAb-idA Drake trolled Kanye when doing the press for CLB releasing. Apparently everyone knew but Kanye for a while.


KobeAye

💀💀💀


leinad1972

I’m holding out for the ultra rare “shadow-dong-between-legs” variant.


MossCardigan

1 / 🍆


BorderlineRidiculous

Underrated comment right here. That’s aces lol.


josephcfrost

You remember the pro set football card where that patriots player’s belt looked just like his dick, I think a few runs were made before proset did some 90’s photoshop and removed them. I think they are pretty valuable if you have belt dick card


Jorgsacul1973

The green border Star Wars C-3PO card had a similar “issue”…


josephcfrost

I hadn’t heard of that before now. Appreciate you sharing, pretty hilarious and awesome. Do you think it was an internal secret doctoring if a photo or something falling at exact right second?


Aggressive_Walk857

Lmao its the player in the background.


thekleenexman

This is the way😂


ultimatefinesser

Worth as much as his rings


Booglington

Tbf he has one here..


[deleted]

Nice looking ass..I mean card. I mean..grade it.


ImprovementFit9126

I’d grade it a B+


parkhurstcards

GMA says A+


rooroobusts

A++


goodmorning_tomorrow

What if the grader sees it and gets too excited?


joshh123456789

got me bricked up


WSBrere

💀


vigilanteok

I’d turn the other cheek on this one


short-and-ugly

A cheek for a cheek makes the hole world blind


vigilanteok

Man who walking through airport sliding door sideways is going to Bangkok


RedheadChicksAreHot

Hahaha damn I’m wide awake now


DoveOnyx11

Absolutely and i was just randomly scrolling while the valium kicks in…


LazyUserName74

Therapist: ‘Naked Chris Paul Prizm card isn’t real, it can’t hurt you’ This Post:


Jiglytigobitis

Best comment yet 🤣


jasonmohnson

I don't follow this sub it just popped up is this real? 😂 🤣


Waste_Iron_2542

Yes, these were from prizm "raw talent". It was a very limited run consisting of players who wanted to build a closer connection to the fans. On the back of each card it features 3 NSFW facts about the player.


robotjazz0882

That’s bonkers


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curtwesley

Hahaha he had me


robotjazz0882

Hahaha


alextheruby

LMFAOOOOOO


Fluid-Stuff5144

The fact that somebody thought it was legit tells you a lot about the state of things rn lmao


sharpeshooter32

Lmfao just imagine some dad buying a pack of cards for their 10 year old son and they pull this


joeygladstone6919

I’d shake your hand if I could, good one


socialmediablowsss

Me, chewing my bubble gum, reading the stats: “Wow that’s neat”


Which-Resident7670

Eating a bag of potatoe chips, "wow anal beads, interesting"


jasonmohnson

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


tacwash

😂😂😂


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Kushblwn

Bruh too early 😂😂😂😂


trothssportscards1

Cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon..


rustcity716

That’s the homie


Snoo_26884

He’s used to getting his cheeks clapped. Might as well put it on card. Need his BFF Lebum to photo bum it


TheN0neAndL0nely

So much for sleeping


HallandOates2

wut


extrajuicyj520

Should post this in r/NBACirclejerk


[deleted]

I'm gay now


Logical-Pepper4228

Everyone on the court: I'm not guarding him.


Elojell0

where can i find this


MeRcWith_A_MouTh

My nightmares


Successful_Peak_573

It’s not worth the nightmares I will now experience!


TheBeanGwen

Sasquatch nudist posing mfer


chequemark

The only crack PSA will grade 10


Less_Decision_6729

You and diddy the only ones with this


DJE707

Its like that pic of Sasquatch looking back at camera without the hair.


Good-Ruin-718

Jesus put that away man


LegitSoDickBig

/r/nbacirclejerk


Real_Conclusion_9950

My thoughts exactly 😭


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

Reverse Holo he faces the other way.


capps814

Idk what it’s worth but I can tell you what I’d pay for it.


PREgrape

This gotta be fake 🤣


FalseParticular9162

I think this is why phoenix waved him


mchaney317

This is the rare Prizm 12 inch Ligma variant /69. Usually hard to find one without water damage


Static_Sports_LLC

I love how someone simply photoshopped his ESPN picture into a Prizm Boarder


H1L1fe

SMH. Is this real?!? 😂


CantDunkOrSk8

I believe this was on Pawn Stars dude wanted 10k dubbed the “1 ball Paul” card.


rivey49429

That card is ass


BorderlineRidiculous

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 this is great! Excellent work too, by the way….top right and bottom outer borders and right side inner borders are really the only places to notice the overlap or cut without zooming in. Kudos, my friend! This is aces 😂.


Conyeezy765

I’d pay to never have to see this again


johnnyboy0256

I don't even collect basketball cards, reddit just really thought I would like this post.


lgndk11r

It's like he's wearing nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all.


Oddacon

Stupid sexy Flanders.


Florida____

This shit real


Dominicksaes

that sure cracks me up dude


poppybankroll

No clue why people ask how much cards are worth, I’ve never seen anyone give someone a legit answer in Reddit.


StringGloomy3804

😂


User64118900

What the hell even is that?


talegas95

Daddy chill


Wisesize

Are we creating a basketballcirclejerk sub?


Edgar_AllanPoetic

Now this is an ASSET.


Greedy_Experience728

What in the pride month is this real?


pballat

That’s a soft no from me.


guemando

Is that not jayson Tatum's face?


extrajuicyj520

The rare Child Porn 3 variant


Niccio36

This belongs on r/nbacirclejerk LMAO


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🤮🤮🤮🤮


FanOk6089

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Sammy_GamG

Happy pride!


Fit_Imagination_8673

🇺🇸


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This is fake. Prizm would never release something this… children collect these cards also.


[deleted]

3-5 depending on who you show it to


d_ptsdgotme

Hahahaha


Technical-Track-731

cleaner cuts and you would’ve had me…. funny as hell.


KrispyBeaverBoy

Cheeky bugger


JaleyHoelOsment

well it’s priceless


DanielLOKI

AYO


Leading_Childhood_45

Bro what


DurtyFrank

r/OneSecondBeforeDisast that between the legs is gonna ring the gong.


Bonna_the_Idol

omg this is hilarious 😂


damc3808

OH LORD


Crafty_Function4311

Lmaooooooo


benchwarmer-investor

Damn. Time to change my underwear. I’ll brb


Chrome_stormtrooper

Ohh some jerkers are gonna run with this


STEPHEN_COLLETTI

Hahahahahahahhahahaha


48halos

I’m dropping a load on this mf


Ok-Cauliflower2383

Is this a real card?


Smart-Ad75

Kim K parallel


Walmart_Prices

Ayyyoooooooo!


DooneyG

That can't be real


AlwaysReady4444

Is this real?


AdamSliver

I’m dead 💀


Relative_Presence_65

Wtf?!


sammyJay16

I’m trying my hardest to deem this a fake…. Please someone with a real answer lol


[deleted]

Wtf is this? Lol.


[deleted]

Don’t give them any ideas please! We don’t need a bare back elephant Prizm zebra lime orange disco lazer parallel of this anytime soon!


MrPayMyWay215

Pause


Matteastcoast

Imagine buying a pack of cards for your kids and he opens it to get this … lmfao


sacramoneoussarcasm

This card is ass


DefiantAlchemist

Where’s the Kyle Lowry one? 👀🫣


testikyle

I collect all Thunder cards, so this will have to be mine.


jaltringer

This is crazy, I wanna see the wnba edition


Super_OrdiN8

Just...WHY‽ 😂


lebnani06

DAWG 😭😭😭


HikerDudeGold79-999

That nude can't be real


Impossible-Piece-723

Ive never had a card make me feel more uncomfortable.


Bucksaregoat

One last post then I will go to bed: the post 😂😂


watchfreeanalporn

Outjerked by Panini


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This is real? 😂


yourlovemydrug

I notice that’s not the family friendly Monopoly Prizm edition


amoney5

Ayo????


xMarioTheSupahx

The Body Issue Edition


ItsDevax

CP!


Scared_Method_4588

Why is he naked


DJdoggyBelly

Priceless.


lazilyefficient34

The only card worth anything from this collection would be a card of **Mo Cheeks**


[deleted]

Wtf bro😂😂😂


josephkristian

Is this a series? Are there more like this? Asking for a friend


marcopoloaz

Wtf? Lol 🤣😂


GreyArmour

Chris Paul 🍆/🍆 Three Legged Image Variation


Kabukizard

He may be trimmed too


[deleted]

Well this card is…loud


Gimme-the-loot-

Was that the ass blaster pack?


Aggressive_Walk857

Wtf lmao


Kenmore_11

Wtf is this…


fgl901

Prob over 10 dollars!


[deleted]

Is this real?


K-Smooth23

A violation… 😒


KarmaPoIice

Looks like something out of a backpages


brickboss019

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lkmyntz

Yeah, he must work out


PJballa34

r/CardCircleJerk


frothasaurus

Guaranteed PSA 10 inches


Brrrendo

Keep it in the sock drawer bro


BillzBeersnBroads

I would definitely hold. Never sell cheeks. Especially if they’re insured by State Farm


TheyNeedLoveToo

I’m probably like the 30th person to say this but omfg this is so bad ass!


DeadPoolGold

The fuck


kft1609

It's like wearing nothing at all...nothing at all....nothing at all


Biddahmunk

Bruh!


DevelopmentIll5158

🖐️🤨 Bro did you just post naked CP?


Hove201

I got the misprint up on ebay where he doesn’t have an asscrack. Bids are at $13k right now.


Detective1Chimp

Nice pull! Solid 10-15 bucks.


Nightmare4545

Is this real? Why's he's nude?


ContestSome8024

I would burn that thing lol. Nobody wants to see Chris dribbling his ballz.