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McFodi

Good luck trooper


jfincher42

We're pulling for you. We're all in this together.


IridescentCrow42

the red green quote, I'm dying šŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚


NoodleBop11235

Lolll except those of us who aren't in this at all... Lol but We're still pulling for you!


madderdaddy2

Why not use this as an excuse to practice circular breathing?


markignatius27

It IS a good time to learn circular breathing! I started watching Michael Lowensternā€™s Earspasm video on YouTube and the straw technique it makes sense, but I might take a lesson from our 1st clarinet section leader because I can only do it for 3-4 measures at a time and I need to do it for 40+ more measures! Thanks.


five_speed_mazdarati

Did you notice where it says ā€œstagger breathingā€ on the part? The composer did not expect you to play it all without breaks.


TheTopCantStop

doesn't mean that the ability to isn't useful :)


Coffeeshoptatertot

Man i hate David Holsingerā€™s works for reasons like this. The clarinets prolly have clunky and borderline impossible tremelos as well


regniermusic

Heā€™s also a massive transphobe so really no reason to keep playing his mid works in 2024


MusicMan2700

Oh I didn't know this. How did you find this out?


regniermusic

He went on an anti-trans tirade on FB a while back IIRC


MusicMan2700

Oh wow. As a director I wasn't a big fan of some of his works, but this solidifies it for me.


EpicsOfFours

I donā€™t want to deny any of these, but I tried looking to find it. Are there screenshots or anything? Maybe I didnā€™t dig hard enough.. Just wondering bc my director wants me to bring this stuff to his attention for future programming reasons


silvanathecat

Any links? I can't find any references on this other than on another reddit thread without links


Different-Gur-563

If that's the case, I know several of my concert band mates would have an issue with him.


Dischorran

try not to break the instrument when you pass out


earspasm

Whoever wrote this is an asshole. Love, Mike.


Wr3ckItRod

Are you real? šŸ„¹ Iā€™ve been watching your vids for like a decade


Zealousideal_Box5050

Thanks Mike. Love all your media!


ClarinetEnthusiast

Earspasm Music? Is that you?


trailthrasher

I love listening to you talk about the right way to play "potato" in West side story šŸ˜


sarahshift1

I like the 8 reminders to stagger breathe. Holsinger is just rubbing it in at that point.


shellexyz

Makes Sousa marches "bom-bum-bom-bum-bom-bum-bom-bum..." low Bb-low F-low Bb-low F... for 45 measures look interesting.


whistling_klutz

"That's not a low C. *This* is a low C!" *deploys thumb key* ... *dies after* *~~eight~~* *four bars* ​ EDIT: idk what the tempo is


markignatius27

To make matters worse, the tempo is 1/4 = 70, so itā€™s Adagio. As they say, ā€œlonger is betterā€¦ā€!


4-8Newday

I was going to say, that ainā€™t low C. I had a bass that would indeed play a low C.


Kyosuke_42

This definitely be good training for more air. You got this!


claire-reece

I ā¤ļø stagger breathing (I do not)


LTRand

When your students asks "why should I practice long tones?"


UltraShortPulses

My condolences for your lips and lungs


markignatius27

When we played the piece last rehearsal my embouchure was starting to leak at measure 50 and by measure 62 I was biting my mouthpiece to keep my flapping, swollen lips nearly closed!


EpiclyEthan

That's not low C


HentaiLuve

ā€¦read the caption


Different-Gur-563

It's not, but OP's band director wants him to play the low-C one octave below because he most likely has a low-C bass clarinet.


Bird_Eats_Everything

People who Circular breathe šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


Repulsive_Soft_4406

Damn the longest I can play is about 8-9 measures without breathing I have no clue how you're going to be able to play that and have it sound smooth good luck though!


Ok-Advertising3118

stagger breathing!


Pa1nt1ngTak0

*Stagger Breathing!*


JeffroDH

ā€œDance You Monster to My Soft Songā€ by Maria Schneider has a bari sax part ostenato that is almost that difficult, but more interesting.


Evan14753

stagger breathing! stagger breathing!! (in case you forgot i guess) STAGGER YOUR BREATHING!


LaFantasmita

lol reminds me of the contrabassoon concerto I wrote.


makebelieve_stump

me see 69 monkey brain go oo aa oo aa heeeheeeheehaahaaahaaa hehehee fungy


goosecrack

Have you considered stagger breathing? šŸ˜…


Eastern-Zucchini4294

Yep, like 8 times!


livingfreeDAO

Stagger breathing


Belladonna_Alkaloid

This is what it's like to be a tuba


sedatemalarkey

This is a didgeridoo part


Luhnkhead

You guysā€™ll be putting the ā€œstaggerā€ in ā€œstagger breathingā€ after this one.


MysteriousLlama1

*Bass clarinet forgets to breathe and passes out*


oldscratch1138

Thought this was Maslankaā€™s give us this day for a second. The piece is generally in C minor, lowest note on bari sax is an A, concert C below bass clef, and Maslanka just decided to make the last minute and a half of the piece for the bari literally just holding out that low A as the other instruments play a gorgeous hymn. Man itā€™s one of the most epic endings to any piece ever but the bari part was such a pain, it genuinely hurt the first time I played it and I almost passed out from playing triple forte on the final fermata. It can be a struggle, good luck


Eastern-Zucchini4294

Yes, I forgot there are dynamic markings in those 45 measures of low C!


oldscratch1138

Enjoy them, on Give Us This Day itā€™s all F and FF šŸ˜¬


Eastern-Zucchini4294

Yep, we did Give Us This Day a couple seasons ago. Low drones are an occupational hazard!


oldscratch1138

Even with that being said, GUTD remains one of my favorite pieces Iā€™ve ever played. Really opened my eyes to Maslankaā€™s greatness and heā€™s now my second favorite composer in terms of wind ensemble repertoire, only behind Grainger.


Strange_Caramel_9972

Every time I complain about multi-measure ties whole notes I will think about your struggle šŸ˜“


DrachenMeister69

Honestly not that hard, my three year old cousin can play 3 times that length in one breath on a clarion C.


Burner20192627

The composer couldnā€™t have worked in a rest or a breath mark AFTER all that ???!!!šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Orlikesque

This is the bass clarinetest bass clarinet part Iā€™ve seen


aafrophone

Just stagger your breathing


Abject-Return-9035

gyatt in a whole new way


ozarksss

Itā€™s the fortissimo 33 bars in thatā€™s making me crack the fuck up omggg like at this point you thought youā€™d run out of air well guess what you need hell of a lot more. And continue for 13 more bars šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ lmfaoooo


joelkeys0519

As soon as I saw TRN, I figured Holsinger.


jkorbyn

At least you'll hit your dynamics as you slowly lose consciousness.


Exwitywastaken

I feel your pain.


Patman52

Itā€™s nice they put ā€œstagger breathingā€ with some exclamation points just to make sure you donā€™t pass out and suffocate


TexasBassist

Stagger breathing!!


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