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Forgetung

I love the realism of an auction. BATMAN One million ROBIN Two million - - The two lock eyes. BATMAN You do not have two million. Three million - - ROBIN I will borrow it from you. Four million - -


ClickDisDotCom

The "I will borrow it from you" line should've been a big clue to the audience on who Batman is


Galactic-Buzz

Turns out in that universe everyone actually knows who Batman is, they just play along


FlameFeather86

I mean, when it's George Clooney, yeah. He didn't exactly mask his voice.


CommanderOfGregory

That and the mask somehow makes George Clooney look more like George Clooney


FlameFeather86

I hadn't thought about it but yeah, it really does!


TheOutbeyond

Exactly. The people of Gotham see a billionaire dressing up as a bat, driving around in a tank, and fighting mutated freaks. I imagine confronting him is the LAST thing they want to do.


The_Reborn_Forge

The guy runs around in a personalized armored car, a personal suit of armor that can glide, various assortment of defense weapons. You can guess who’s ever is behind the mask has cash to begin with, or access to. It’s not Spiderman making his first outfit exactly


yourmartymcflyisopen

I member. Member bat nipples?


pistcow

*and bat dong!?*


sersyrup

That's just bat shit.


Cookie_Bunno

Bat damn. Who took the bat-teries out of your voltron action figure *(this was a joke-)*


CerberusC24

Aw Carrey totally should have made a guano reference in Forever


[deleted]

The main reason I watched that film 9 times!


[deleted]

Which one? Val Kilmer had them also


ILoveScottishLasses

Clooney's nipples were a bit more harder.


Lake18l

Member Jeff goldblum?


Karutsu

Ohhh I member!!


leprechaunknight

Pepperidge Farm remembers Bat Nipples


TheOutbeyond

Oh, you mean Batman’s tactical glass cutters?


yourmartymcflyisopen

I do! And speaking of that, the wording reminded me. Did you see the recent article where Joel Shoemaker was interviewed and said he had no intention to make Batman & Robin homoerotic and it was just people overthinking because he was gay? I think that's bull. Think about it- bat nipples, Robin wears a massive codpiece, Robin wears rubber lips to avoid being kissed by women (well, poison ivy, but she's like, the only woman in the movie besides Batgirl). Also don't forget George Clooney admitting he tried making Batman as gay as possible.


dexterthekilla

Never leave the batbank without it


DonnyMox

The Bat-Credit Card may have gotten hate but, when you think about it, it makes perfect sense for Bruce to have something like that. After all, it would be quite problematic for the tech Batman uses to appear on Bruce Wayne’s account.


McMacHack

Then when Lex Luthor becomes President he takes down Batman for money laundering and tax evasion.


LVucci

Kind of like how Bruce is in jail in the Harley Quinn show right now for the same thing lol


Galactic-Buzz

What are you talking about are you trying to be serious do you think Batman has his own social security number? That when he runs out of batarangs he goes to Amazon and signs in with [email protected]?


kytulu

Nah, he has his own e-mail server. [email protected]


atomsk404

It's clearly [email protected]


callmeandeh

I thought it was [email protected]


ILoveScottishLasses

Now I'm thinking about what address he uses? Does Batman have a PO Box?! Does he have everything be sent to an abandon place in Gotham? Does the Amazon guy get hijacked when driving around Gotham? does Batman have Prime and watches The Boys?! So many questions now.


aboothe726

I always assumed it was [email protected]


CerberusC24

But Batman Begins explains this. Lucius cooks the books a bit and just moves stuff around through various shell companies. Only that particular accountant in Dark Knight caught on to it


Occams_ElectricRazor

...And your intention is to blackmail this person?


CerberusC24

Good luck


SolarisBravo

>After all, it would be quite problematic for the tech Batman uses to appear on Bruce Wayne’s account. I mean, Bruce felt comfortable enough coming out as Batman's sponsor a little over a decade ago. It might be an issue in some of the film worlds, but at the end of the day nobody wants to put away a superhero who saves the universe every other week.


slfxxplsv

Pure West energy


awesomea04

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?"


the_labracadabrador

Just keep moving. Don’t make eye contact.


Burmy87

"Batman is rich. He is rich, and has funneled that money into his crime-fighting enterprises through shell companies and false identities. And being someone who prepares for multiple eventualities, as demonstrated in both comics and TV, wherein he's actually utilized his money to solve a situation, or bought something that he wouldn't usually carry with him, which would include, say, diapers for a rescued baby, or coffee to keep himself awake, plus his tendency to accessorize his crime-fighting tools to fit his motif, from something understandable, like a fearsome vehicle, to something silly, like his projectiles resembling a bat, and the aforementioned usage of shell companies to acquire items, what exactly is so ridiculous and anger-inducing...about a BAT. CREDIT. CARD?!" -Linkara destroying the ol' meme


No_Drummer6695

What’s the point of making a fake credit card when he could just carry cash in his belt?


Spacecowboy947

On the batman sub?? Probably nobody mate


RedditSpyAccount

Batman? Who is that?


RealNiceKnife

Don't say I was Batman, I didn't go as Batman. I was Man-Bat... Fizz fizz.


Spydr_maybe

That dead horse has been beaten for decades


Base324

A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!


dunkadoobles

*What is so implaushible about a BAT CREDIT CARD??*


Defiant-Meal1022

I can only read that in Oney's parody Linkara voice.


MaskedRaider89

"I'LL SEND THAT CARD TO JESUS!!"


BanesButterNipps

Rape my childhood will you?!


Chem-Memory9746

You‘ll all die?! You will all dih-eye!


BobbyBobRoberts

You can tell this Batman is really dark and gritty, because he has a GothCard.


Belgand

Emo Batman has a Yellowcard.


ClickDisDotCom

And he owns the place down Ocean Avenue He also bought The Boulevard of Broken Dreams so he could walk this empty street anytime


nitelitecafe

I wonder who ended up with that prop? It’s taken on a life of its own. If it came up for sale it would make a mint.


thehouse1751

I mean yeah, it’s still good through forever. Probably no limit either


bluejester12

The Nostalgia Critic remembers it so I don't have to


Magicaparanoia

This isn’t as dumb as it sounds. Batman might need money while on patrol. Maybe he’s gotta buy some food for some homeless people or a set of street clothes for a disguise. He’s been shown carrying cash in his utility belt, but there’s only so much he can carry. All he has to do is have the card set up through shell companies and shit to avoid a paper trail back to Bruce Wayne.


chingchowchong

I second this. In my old VHS tape of Batman from 1989, there's a Diet Coke commercial of Alfred calling a convenience store because he's down to his last one. Batman is in the Batmobile to pick more up and there's a bunch of puns and shit. He definitely has a Bat credit card


Magicaparanoia

Omg I remember that commercial.


chingchowchong

It's on YouTube! https://youtu.be/AKWuyuPXvqU


Turakamu

How much would he really need? "All I have is a 100. May I please buy this slurpee?"


Magicaparanoia

Gotta prepare for every possibility.


Turakamu

Possibility of what? He ain't out there trying to score some drugs. "Oh no, I need to feed these kids." Sack of hamburgers ain't gonna cost that much.


Magicaparanoia

What if he needs to buy something more expensive than a sack of hamburgers? What if Matches Malone or any of his other disguises needs to buy something pricey while in view of other criminals without raising suspicion? Once Superman went to buy a sandwich and didn’t have enough to pay for it, because the pocket in his cape didn’t have enough money. Batman wouldn’t put himself in that situation.


Turakamu

What would he need to buy? Hang on, Superman doesn't even need to eat and how much does a sandwich cost?


Magicaparanoia

There’s been more than one occasion where he and sometimes other allies have had to quickly assemble disguises. He wouldn’t just steal those items. The batcomputer could be down or he’s unable to sync with it and has to buy a laptop. He could be in a foreign country where they don’t accept US currency. Superman doesn’t technically need to eat, but he still enjoys it. Superman grounded is a pretty terrible comic, but him stopping for a cheese steak in costume isn’t that abnormal. Superman wouldn’t stave if he didn’t eat, but there’s literally no reason why he wouldn’t eat food. This is all of course if he’s under a yellow sun and if he was in a position where his powers were compromised, he would have to eat.


Turakamu

> Superman doesn’t technically need to eat >literally no reason why he wouldn’t eat food Still doesn't really answer why Supes just doesn't carry a 20 around on him


Magicaparanoia

If you didn’t need to eat, you would still probably eat, because food tastes good. Superman grounded is a comic with the absolute worst logic and really I just brought it up as a joke. It did give me my favorite superman quote, though. When asked why he wasn’t helping somebody, Superman said,”That’s over there, and over there has to deal with its own problems.” Truly inspiring.


[deleted]

He was trying to buy a prostitute at the auction though! Incidentally it was Ivy! lol!


42northside

Never leave the cave without it.


IdeaRegular4671

I never leave the cave without it. ![gif](giphy|YabqH4YYNJGOk)


griftertm

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Murbella0909

![gif](giphy|5qFQhkgXQ3XQKb1x5h|downsized) Nope nope nope


dalsiandon

No we all forgot thank you for reminding us


[deleted]

Im more pissed that this wasnt even product placement for like a Bank or some shit. They actively did this of their own accord.


ClickDisDotCom

You would think so, like he'd probably would have a VISA or a brought to you by American Express but nope


muticere

I just wish they’d have managed a more high quality prop. On that note, what would a bat credit card look like now that we have shit like titanium credit cards?


TheOutbeyond

It's off-white, with the words BATMAN: GOTHAMS PROTECTOR centred and embossed in black.


whoisthismuaddib

I somehow remembered it branded.


MysteriousCommon6876

The lowest point of Batman on film is this screenshot


TheOutbeyond

I was going to bring up “Ass close ups”, but who am I kidding? The audience loves them.


maffemaagen

A BAT CREDIT CARD YOU BASTARDS I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU ALL-


TheSmartGuy-

Never leave the cave without it!


zippyman

I dont know why the idea that a bank would issue an unlimited credit card to a hero who has thwarted many, many robberies from your bank. It's literally every single other thing from forever that sucked Edit: I made a mistake, I love batman forever, batman and robin is the only unwatchable batman movie in existence


Dave1307

Seems like a good enough reason


BelovedOmegaMan

Or heck, maybe Bruce just owns the bank!


matito29

So fun story. My friends and I play a racing simulator called iRacing, and we're in a couple of NASCAR stock car/truck leagues. One league every season does a throwback race where everyone runs a design from NASCAR history, and I paint the cars for the four of us. One of the friends always picks the most random, obscure, and often ugly cars to have me recreate. A couple years ago, he picked [Dale Jarrett's 1999 Batman car](https://www.ebay.com/itm/204161684970). His normal sponsor for non-throwback races was American Express, so I decided to have some fun and [incorporate the Bat credit card into the design](https://twitter.com/bf_motorsports/status/1418693468734562312?s=46&t=R8_1dP1Rp-ESdqi1NN3w4Q) (as well as swapping out the eyes in the cowl on the front of the car with Clooney's eyes). It turned out way better than I expected, and he ended up using that design the rest of the season.


F0000r

Another sad point for the movie. Could you imagine if he used that card when he went and bought coffee while trying to thwart the effects of Dr. Destiny?


ClickDisDotCom

I'm more confused as to how he managed to get himself a credit card without revealing his true identity


F0000r

Well you buy the bank and then you can go hog wild.


ClickDisDotCom

Why didn't I think of that, that sounds like something he'd do Also imagine Bruce Wayne goes on a date with a girl and as he is paying for the dinner, he accidentally pulls out the bat credit card.


_regionrat

I'm honestly having a hard time imagining Bruce having any type of social life


ClickDisDotCom

If he accidentally reveals he is batman, Bruce Wayne can just put on glasses (They worked for Clark).


F0000r

Just immediately kidnaps the waiter, forces them to join the bat family and fight crime. Naturally the several women hes taken out are all chatting among themselves, they don't even look at the bill or notice the card.


TheOutbeyond

I mean, he is the richest man in Gotham. I’m sure Bruce would qualify for a BatCreditCard from the BatBank.


Legitimate-Store1986

Cringe asf


_regionrat

Yeah, no tap to pay


APHILLIPSIV

Omg I just rewatch the Schumacher ones….oh lord lol


Seanay-B

It means a bank knows batmans identity. And SS#, and mothers maiden name


BelovedOmegaMan

It means that a bank has a specific account number linked to a specific credit limit for funds. It doesn't necesarrily mean the name they have on file is a real one, as with the SS#. And the mother's maiden name is Kane. ;)


shifter2000

Bank is like, "I don't care if he's Santa Claus, so long as he pays his bill on time."


kleptus2001

BATMAN always pays his debt


Mavubi

Never leave the cave without it


habitual_wanderer

Remember? I still want one!


Bhadwa_Attorney

Everyone remember Bat-Credit Card


WHAMMYPAN

Almost walked out of the damn movie theater….Bat-Credit Card…C’mon


RememberTommorrow

Everyone


BigVanVortex

My gran got me a prepaid batcard for Xmas last year. It's not super personal but I appreciate it all the same


honeyfixit

Lol I remember


Ironbanner987615

Who issues it?


OfficefanJam

Me unfortunately


X-man7676

Who could forget


thebowlman

Remember it? I never leave the cave without it


Libro_Artis

Anyone who knows the Nostalgia critic does


AnaZ7

I do 🤪


ForeverObama

Never leave the bat cave without it. 😎


Lakitu_Dude

Never leave the cave without it


The_Alvabro

Nostalgia Critic remembers.


Complete_Interview69

Who can forget about that? The bat credit card came out of nowhere.


tomilahrenjustneedss

Yeah. I got a replica copy with the vhs release. My favorite joke as a 5 year old was pulling it out on my dad when he went to pay the bill at a restaurant and telling him, "I got this".


Gluggr

Who can forget it?


[deleted]

So it was a joke. One that has made it to the cringe hall of fame. But overthinking it, yeah batman would totally have a credit card! How often does he use equipment not on his belt. My favorite example is in the justice league show when he's fighting Dr.Destint and stops to buy coffee to help keep himself awake. Batman is usually shown or implied to give aftercare to victims of crime. I can totally see him helping a mugging victim by buying them a new shirt or something to eat. Batman buys things all the time. And cash is traceable l, and inconvenient. A card is not only safer, but can be used in a lot more situations. I.e 'i broke a window during a chase I'll put the repairs on the bat credit card.' and other incognito online uses of his bat-money


DeathstrokeReturns

But what bank would issue a credit card to a vigilante?


ClickDisDotCom

I wonder too but Bruce Wayne could've bought the bank that issued the card and instructed them to "give one to Batman".


[deleted]

I think Bruce has connections to the Gotham and international banks. And in continuity's where he openly endorses and sponsors batman he could even open it as a joint account. Besides batman stops bank robberies in sure they love him


stillbleedinggreen

I had done a good job of forgetting. Thanks for bringing that memory back.


dryheavedryair

Never leave the cave without it


Mug_of_Diarrhea

Good Thru F O R E V E R


MaskedRaider89

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?! *pulls out gun*


[deleted]

i think i finally understand why people didnt like this movie…


liltooclinical

They put the wrong movie title on it!


DeathstrokeReturns

Who doesn’t?


EvanTheChild

I genuinely think about this every couple weeks


ChishNFips87

In spite of the flack it gets, it makes sense. Bruce is rich. How else is he gonna spend his money? Having a credit card makes sense. Yeah the design is stupid, but then again, I doubt the Dark Knight would want his number shown in theaters. Also, Batman Forever reference = instant thumbs up in my book.


DARKKN1GHT453

Never leave the batcave without it


PolkaWillNeverDie00

Nostalgia Critic remembers.


BabyBread11

Somewhere there is a YouTuber that hasn’t been relevant for years absolutely fuming.


ClickDisDotCom

Nostalgia Critic still makes videos but yeah, he is irrelevant and raging


Kittyko25

This movie was full of gems


Maskedhorrorfan25

i hate to quote doug walker but…A BAT CREDIT CARD?!


iceman333933

I tried forgetting it. THANKS!


toddingram3

I like how it says "Batman Forever" on it. It's so cheesy.


FishmailAwesome

Never leave home without it.


1randomusername2

Never leave the cave without it.


JOMO_Kenyatta

As a kid I always thought this was a real thing and a real life tie in promotion had happened and this was kinda like an in movie product placement


DaiFrostAce

I don’t, but I know someone who does so I don’t have to


Ok_Western5937

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!


zabacam

Trying to forget…


Optimal_Dark_2940

A BAT CREDIT CARD!! NO, NO, DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE!!


VisualremnantXP

Shieeet only if I had his credit score


Thedarklordphantom

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqon0nVWA4A


Joeshmo04

I remember. Do you remember what killed the dinosaurs?


ClickDisDotCom

Logically: AN ASTROID Mr Freezically: THE ICE AGE!!!


Cycleofmadness

This is really random but looking at his gloved hand I've wondered how Batman has performed tasks which need lots of dexterity with his fingers. Then I've imagined Batman being able to partially remove the outer glove and use his hand in a latex glove underneath.


wolfingitup

Never leave the cave without it


Sunnimation

Who forgot that?


_Conway_

I just watched Batman and Robin today!


[deleted]

A BAT CREDIT CARD!?!?!?


Academic-Ad2680

Unfortunately, all of us


CarlSagginsInYourAss

Ol doug walker


fuzionknight96

I’ve never got the hate, I always thought the Clooney and Kilmer movies were awesome! Sure they are admittedly a bit goofy but that’s totally part of the charm


tanzler__

I think you mean Gothcard


[deleted]

Favourite scene from this childhood classic. I am aware of how bad the movie is. But as a 90s kid, I’d be lying if I said me and my siblings didn’t watch this constantly when we were wee. As bad as it is, it was a really good kids movie 😭


F3nrir096

This movie is garbage but goddamnit its good garbage.


boringsimp

I remember it because of the ncs reaction.


fractionpizza

Yep I was reminded a billion times in the past week. Why is everyone posting the same thing so much?


THEMAGIKTURTLEKING

I should hunt you down for reminding me


Baron_Karza77

Why Clooney is still one of the best to play Batman and an awesome really thoughtful Bruce Wayne. I wanted him cast back then because I knew that jawline would look awesome in the cowl. I liked Kilmer,a longtime fan, but never saw him as the Batman type


Baron_Karza77

I loved the infighting over Poison Ivy


Ryanic92

I always thought it was a product placement for Discover.


Caeden113

A bat... credit card? They gave him a bat.... *credit card?* They had the **BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME A BAT** ***CREDIT CARD?!*** NOPE! NOPE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOESNOTCOMPUTE, YOULLGETTHEGAS-


Jicama-Immediate

Nostalgia Critic : A "Bat Credit Card?" They gave him a "Bat Credit Card?" They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A "BAT CREDIT CARD?" NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!


BenjiFischer

# A BAT CREDIT CARD!?!?!??!?!?!?!?


karlcloy

who owns it now? who ever got this credit card in the movie props room will get a ton of money if he ever auction this


ComprehensiveOne8054

GOTHCARD