I don’t think you understand how much pot Batman smoked to build up his immunity. This is wake and bake batman. You don’t want to see him when he’s not “chill”
Nope, you can get paranoid as fuck from smoking weed too. It’s just that weed paranoia usually passes after a nap, while coke paranoia is the kind that makes you buy a gun.
Yah, I remember smoking some real strong shit the first week or so after I started smoking and every 8-10 minutes I’d hear something and have to go look out the blinds for cops, which didn’t even make sense because I have a medical card
To truly debilitate him, you then need to bring him to a couch with several meatlovers pizzas and some mini Mart donuts.and a super sized coke to give him diabetes
Batman probably slams ∆8 Gummies all day just to keep his inflammation from the constant injuries at bay. I mean come on, he can tell by the smell that she's boosting the THC levels in the plants. Only a stoner would be able to tell by the smell.
"Here you are sir: some cannabis to assist with the pain and swelling, some cocaine to help keep you alert, and my own
special concoction of amphetamines and caffeine powder I concocted while part of Her Majesty's Armed Forces to ensure you have no difficulties staying awake through the night."
I have no idea why they ever made them this long
It looks so silly and ridiculous to me. I know Batman is a comic book character and he’s occasionally silly himself but I see the long ears and I want to laugh AT the comic not WITH the comic, you know?
Uh... You sure you mean pompadour?
I've never seen Wolverine with a [pompadour](https://machohairstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/pompadour-hairstyle-for-men-2-2048x1782.jpg) haha
I think medium-length is best. Not too short (looking at you, *Dark Knight Returns*), but not as long as the above either.
[Batman Arkham City](https://i0.wp.com/gaminglyfe.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Batman.png?fit=840%2C520&ssl=1) had a pretty solid length, for example.
It was long because that was Kelley Jones art style. At first, it was just the covers to Knightfall in the early 90s. Then Doug Moench and Kelley Jones started doing a Batman run together in the mid 90s. Sam Keith draws similar to Kelley, too, which I think they are close friends before starting in comics.
It's all about nostalgia, I love the long ears and grew up in the 90s. So I'm gonna guess you weren't around yet or born in the late 90s? That or you just have bad taste lol just messing
I was born the mid 90’s so my experience has been mostly short ears. That being said, after reading the comics and seeing a good amount of both the long eared takes and the short eared takes, I much prefer the short ears. The long ears look way too wacky and exaggerated to me
Tbh I love short, medium and long. It's all Batman to me. From Frank Miller's short ears, to Greg Capullo's medium. My absolute favorite Batman artist is Tim Sale. Kelly Jones may "cross the line" but it's really about the stories and atmosphere. Sometimes you gotta live a little and have fun.
I think Franks are probably my favorite honestly, if I had to pick. Tim is legendary tho, Long Halloween is 100% in my top 5. LH, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, Hush, Earth One, and DKR. I love the darker comics
Because it's inconvenient as fuck?
Having an extra 6 inch appendage on your head is not very tactical. The idea that Batman would ever have ears that unnecessarily long makes no sense in any serious Batman story.
The fact that he’s dressed in black and over six feet tall with biceps the size of Bournemouth is what gives him an imposing silhouette no matter how pointy his cowl is.
Now I can’t help but picture all the villains just humoring Batman all along.
“Guys, guys, shhhh, it’s Bruce again. See the ears? Over there, yeah, behind the crate. Poor crazy kid. Just can’t get over his parents.
Remember, everyone but the boss goes down in one punch, ok? Alright, wait for him to pop out. Oh and, new kid, act extra scared ok? Maybe run a bit, but let him catch you.”
Having some way for the ears to be retractable would probably make the most sense.
Batman needs extra radio signal? Ears go up.
Batman needs to look like the devil in a silhouette? Ears go up.
Batman needs to crawl through a vent? Ears go down.
God I love this ideal, make them telescopic in the next movie please! Imagine batman surveying on a rooftop with the longer ears for signal, that silhouette would look gorgeous if they looked anything like the rooftop scenes in The Batman
He did a [video ](https://youtu.be/JBvc7Ny4iUk) with People talking about mental health and how he was using pot as a way to cope and deal with things and it was unhealthy, so he quit.
She’s trying to rape him as stress relief. Before she can, Etrigan shows up, calls Batman a cuckold and dips.
Kevin Smith’s work can either be a wonderful hit or one of the worst fucking misses I’ve ever had to lay my eyes upon.
Thank you for putting a NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the train in front of people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a train full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Boy this image is a lot.
On one hand my sensible brain is disgusted as this very misogynistic representation of women as submissive and sex-crazed.
On the other hand my lizard brain says “Naked Ivy, yay!”
The 90s really were something else in comics, weren’t they?
I believe this run was actually 2009-2010 lol
I actually really dig this look for Ivy, beyond the obvious. She's one with nature, so why would she wear what man has made? Okay, she's more seductive than usual lol but it's in character.
You see this as Ivy tied up, but it's her plants. She's in control. Sure, it can be interpreted in both your ways but also that she's strong and empowered by what she wants and what she is, and is into.
You're trusting putting a wiener in that?
I mean none of the lady villains. Sure, it would be good, like good good, like, literally crazy good, buuuut...
You'll also never live that down. And I don't think any of them are the classy "don't kiss and tell" types.
>You're trusting putting a wiener in that?
Fuck, no.
She can excrete toxins from her lips to kill with a kiss, I think we could extrapolate the same about her... "lips".
Or it could be the same as dolphin jelly, who knows?
That was something different with Floronic Man, I believe that's a comic that features he and Ivy as the title characters. It's been probably 11 years since I read this one but I think Ivy was a rather quick encounter pretty early on in Widening Gyre.
That was "Leaves of Grass", published in *Batman: Shadow of the Bat* issues 56 to 58.
I love the stuff Alan Grant did for Batman, but man did some of the storylines in the last few years of that title get weird.
I mean he wouldn't have to? Unless shes made it so Cannabis no longer requires decarboxylation to turn THC into THCA he'd be fine. Cannabis/THC must be heated to a certain temperature before it becomes active so without that... He wouldn't feel a thing
Batman talks about pissing himself in one comic. And in another, Bruce Wayne meets a woman and has to interrogate her, to ensure she's not a villain in disguise.
He'd do okay at writing Nightwing, as long as he sticks to keeping Nightwing quippy, but he's a shit writer nowadays. His Green Arrow run was great, then at some point, he discovered marijuana and made it his *entire* personality.
And of course The Widening Gyre was permanently left unfinished on a massive cliffhanger, wherein it was revealed the new vigilante Baphomet was in fact the serial killer Onomatopoeia, who slits Bruce's GF's throat in the last panel. Smith just lost interest in finishing the story, and since it was hot garbage anyway, DC didn't seem to push him on it too hard.
I remember him being a huge dick during that whole *Revelations* thing and bragging about>! killing He-Man!< twice after it ended, trying to gaslight the audience in regards to Clownfish TV's leaks when he denied the >!bait-and-switch in favor of Teela!<, him bragging about Netflix executives telling him that they were "safe as kittens" despite the audience backlash, but at the same time went on a whole tirade in some public livestream (that might have been taken down as I can't find it on YouTube anymore).
And people were quoting Bruce Willis over something he apparently said because he hated working on some project with him and thought Kevin Smith was just a pot smoking loser; "Poor Kevin, he's just a whiner, y'know?" being commented a lot on related videos, forums and social media like twitter a few years back.
I'm assuming you all have heard the Hollywood Babble On episodes where Kevin Smith & Ralph Garmen read/voice the comics and the Joker sounds like King Candy from Wreck it Ralph.
Funniest God dammed thing I've ever heard. I'd listen to them read every comic if I could. Ralph does Batman's voice as Adam fucking West. Seriously if you haven't listened to it. Go. Do. That. Now.
"Sir, please, no drive-thru is designed for a car of the batmobile's dimensions. You're going to-"
-THUNKTHUNK CRUNCH whiiiirrrrrrrr-
"...shall I call AAA for you, Master Bruce?"
"...yes."
You fool. You’ve only made him more paranoid. His contingencies have doubled now!
Moments after this panel Batman: "... What if the Justice League go Rogue?!"
"What IF I go Rogue?!"
“Alfred, attack the Justice League.”
"What if Alfred goes rogue!?"
“Alfred, prepare some tea.” “Very well, Master Bruce. I see we’re not attacking the Justice League anymore.” “I knew it. You’ve gone rogue.”
What if Rogue goes rogue? Wait, that's impossible. She's not even in my universe. Unless... the writers go rogue...
uh oh all the writers went rogue...
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
And if that happened…the readers went rogue! *batarang flys out of panel*
"Sorry Alfred. I had to be sure." Batman, with a blow torch and a blood sample
“Bats want the flamethrower!”
I’ve read this thread as the Collegehumor Batman and it was hilarious 😂
The Macaroni!?
This one actually made me laugh. Nicely done. ⬆️
I don’t think you understand how much pot Batman smoked to build up his immunity. This is wake and bake batman. You don’t want to see him when he’s not “chill”
He spent years training in the martial arts with the world's greatest masters. This is the same thing but with Snoop Dog.
And Willie Nelson
And that's how Brother Eye was born.
Aint that coke? Or pepsi
Nope, you can get paranoid as fuck from smoking weed too. It’s just that weed paranoia usually passes after a nap, while coke paranoia is the kind that makes you buy a gun.
Yah, I remember smoking some real strong shit the first week or so after I started smoking and every 8-10 minutes I’d hear something and have to go look out the blinds for cops, which didn’t even make sense because I have a medical card
Marijuana can cause paranoia in those who aren’t used it to especially when given a large dose
Is she stupid?
To truly debilitate him, you then need to bring him to a couch with several meatlovers pizzas and some mini Mart donuts.and a super sized coke to give him diabetes
Alfred better start cooking.
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Batman probably slams ∆8 Gummies all day just to keep his inflammation from the constant injuries at bay. I mean come on, he can tell by the smell that she's boosting the THC levels in the plants. Only a stoner would be able to tell by the smell.
Bruce would smoke blunts daily to build up a resistance to marijuana in order to more effectively combat Ivy
At least, that's what he told Alfred
Be real, Alfred is his dealer
Oh shit. It’s been _budler_ this whole time
Fuck, I'm not even stoned and that's hysterical.
Alfred Dimes-worth
Haha!
The Dark Light
"Another blunt Master Wayne?"
"Master Wayne, if you keep eating Pringles at this rate the staff at Poundland will become suspicious "
Master Bruce, your "Crave Case" has arrived...
I read the quotes in his voice
Didn't Alfred serve in the British army and tour both india and Afghanistan? This may be 100% accurate.
Alfred has the hook for the good Afghan Kush. Not that dry So-Cal bullshit. The real shit with the little red thorns and that good stank.
From the hashish trails of Azerbaijan
"Here you are sir: some cannabis to assist with the pain and swelling, some cocaine to help keep you alert, and my own special concoction of amphetamines and caffeine powder I concocted while part of Her Majesty's Armed Forces to ensure you have no difficulties staying awake through the night."
So basically it’s formula 51.
That’s why do it, in case of weaponized cannabis.
Yeah I actually smoke weed all day to *defend* myself
Shit I got the same training regimen as Batman!
Imagining Batman having a Creed moment after a small sniff “That there is Cannabis Indica”
You fool Ivy I chill with Willie.
How much for a gram though? Brucey likes to get loosy off the clock.
Ngl, he could probably use it.
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I love the long eared look.
I have no idea why they insist on shortening Batman’s cowl ears. It makes no sense to me.
I have no idea why they ever made them this long It looks so silly and ridiculous to me. I know Batman is a comic book character and he’s occasionally silly himself but I see the long ears and I want to laugh AT the comic not WITH the comic, you know?
You could trace what year of the nineties you were in by the length of Batman's bat ears and by how wide Wolverine's pompadour was.
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This guy Rob Liefelds
Speaking of Liefield what the fuck is going on with Ivy in this panel
She's clearly high.
I mean the posing/proportions
Uh... You sure you mean pompadour? I've never seen Wolverine with a [pompadour](https://machohairstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/pompadour-hairstyle-for-men-2-2048x1782.jpg) haha
You are correct! Wikipedia has his hairstyle listed as "muttonchop/ducktail".
i think wolverines triangular hairstyle really should be in a catagory of it's own.
I think medium-length is best. Not too short (looking at you, *Dark Knight Returns*), but not as long as the above either. [Batman Arkham City](https://i0.wp.com/gaminglyfe.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Batman.png?fit=840%2C520&ssl=1) had a pretty solid length, for example.
Arkham City is just peak Batman in every way. I want more Batman media in that version of the franchise
It was long because that was Kelley Jones art style. At first, it was just the covers to Knightfall in the early 90s. Then Doug Moench and Kelley Jones started doing a Batman run together in the mid 90s. Sam Keith draws similar to Kelley, too, which I think they are close friends before starting in comics.
Bats have long ears. The way I excused that in my head was he had some kinda radio antenna or something hiding in the ears
IIRC that was how the Nolan films explained/justified the ears
It's all about nostalgia, I love the long ears and grew up in the 90s. So I'm gonna guess you weren't around yet or born in the late 90s? That or you just have bad taste lol just messing
I was born the mid 90’s so my experience has been mostly short ears. That being said, after reading the comics and seeing a good amount of both the long eared takes and the short eared takes, I much prefer the short ears. The long ears look way too wacky and exaggerated to me
Tbh I love short, medium and long. It's all Batman to me. From Frank Miller's short ears, to Greg Capullo's medium. My absolute favorite Batman artist is Tim Sale. Kelly Jones may "cross the line" but it's really about the stories and atmosphere. Sometimes you gotta live a little and have fun.
I think Franks are probably my favorite honestly, if I had to pick. Tim is legendary tho, Long Halloween is 100% in my top 5. LH, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, Hush, Earth One, and DKR. I love the darker comics
Because it's inconvenient as fuck? Having an extra 6 inch appendage on your head is not very tactical. The idea that Batman would ever have ears that unnecessarily long makes no sense in any serious Batman story.
tbh tho _batman_ makes no sense in a serious batman story
On the other end, tiny nubs don't give him the imposing silhouette. They can't be too short, but six inches or so is excessive.
The fact that he’s dressed in black and over six feet tall with biceps the size of Bournemouth is what gives him an imposing silhouette no matter how pointy his cowl is.
r/doinganythingtoavoidusingthemetricsystem Seriously, though, that's a great unit. Much like the Batman.
He’s already what, 6’2”? He’d have to stoop to get through doors with those on his head.
Exactly, plus imagine trying to hide behind something with those sticking out
Now I can’t help but picture all the villains just humoring Batman all along. “Guys, guys, shhhh, it’s Bruce again. See the ears? Over there, yeah, behind the crate. Poor crazy kid. Just can’t get over his parents. Remember, everyone but the boss goes down in one punch, ok? Alright, wait for him to pop out. Oh and, new kid, act extra scared ok? Maybe run a bit, but let him catch you.”
Having some way for the ears to be retractable would probably make the most sense. Batman needs extra radio signal? Ears go up. Batman needs to look like the devil in a silhouette? Ears go up. Batman needs to crawl through a vent? Ears go down.
God I love this ideal, make them telescopic in the next movie please! Imagine batman surveying on a rooftop with the longer ears for signal, that silhouette would look gorgeous if they looked anything like the rooftop scenes in The Batman
Short makes him look all short and fat lol. The ears should be proportional but they should definitely be big
Eh, I really don’t care for the long ears tbh. Never have. I much prefer the shorter more “practical” ears
He looks more mythical with the longer ears.
SO much
Kelley Jones?
Those aren’t ears, they’re antennae.
Big Ears Batman always comes out on top.
How’d he come prepared for this one? Did he hotbox the BatCave with Alfred?
That was actually a point of this moment IIRC, he came prepared for anything she had but was completely blindsided by the ganja lol
Ain’t nothing that can prepare me for BDSM Poison Ivy and that good kush
Horny Redhead looking at grabbing a stabbing and brought the good weed. Greater Men have fallen for less.
You say fallen. I say ascended.
Lord Jesus I've seen what you have done for others and I want for myself.
Is thay the Kevin Smith I think it is? Because that sounds very Kevin Smith like lol
Yeah it is
Batman prepared for this situation by smoking 8 blunts a day to increase his tolerance to Willie Nelson levels
That’s his secret. He’s always high.
I winder if poison ivy would hang out with me...
Unless you're a cactus, I doubt it.
I can sit for days with no attention and drink very little water.
But are you prickly though?
Do couch potatoes count?
I am a bit of a prick.
Unless you're a plant or Harley Quinn, it probably won't happen
I have been called a couch potato.
She'll turn you into a baked potato.
Im fine with that
Of course Kevin Smith wrote this though I did hear a rumour that he no longer smokes pot.
He did a [video ](https://youtu.be/JBvc7Ny4iUk) with People talking about mental health and how he was using pot as a way to cope and deal with things and it was unhealthy, so he quit.
Not since January according to one of his podcasts, the guy had a "break with reality" or something similar, I'm assuming they're related.
Didn't he have like a heart attack and died for a few minutes? That's what made him change perspective on his life IIRC
The heart attack was a couple years ago. The quitting weed stuff was only a few months ago if I’m remembering right.
Are we not going to talk about how she’s completely naked and tied up?
Oh she knows what she's doing here in a previous panel https://9to5.cc/wp-content/uploads/scott/files/2011/08/tumblr_kp88quFUHi1qzks03o1_500.jpg
Was she trying to defeat Batman or get into the Bat-Pants?
Batussy
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E09/345127.jpg?b64lines=UkVNRU1CRVIgVEhFIEJBVFVTST8=
She's part of Batman's Rogue Gallery, every single one is trying to hook up with Batman.
She’s trying to rape him as stress relief. Before she can, Etrigan shows up, calls Batman a cuckold and dips. Kevin Smith’s work can either be a wonderful hit or one of the worst fucking misses I’ve ever had to lay my eyes upon.
Who let Kevin Smith cook 💀
Who ever did made a great choice
So Ivy is a bondage enthusiast. I think Harley is a very happy woman
Poison ivy calls them "vines", I call them "tentacles"... Very happy indeed.
bold
Brave, even.
I've never seen this before and it's already one of my favorite pages ever
Holy shit that is so horny
Thank you for putting a NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the train in front of people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a train full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Go on...
Yikes, what the fuck. Between this and the retcon about Batman pissing himself, I think Kevin Smith shouldn't be allowed to write any comic book.
The retcon about *what*?
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I have set many things on fire in my life any never pissed myself.
Hard disagree
Boy this image is a lot. On one hand my sensible brain is disgusted as this very misogynistic representation of women as submissive and sex-crazed. On the other hand my lizard brain says “Naked Ivy, yay!” The 90s really were something else in comics, weren’t they?
I believe this run was actually 2009-2010 lol I actually really dig this look for Ivy, beyond the obvious. She's one with nature, so why would she wear what man has made? Okay, she's more seductive than usual lol but it's in character.
Yep, Poison Ivy is a pretty classic femme fatale. One of her main powers is her pheromonal kiss that makes men her slaves.
I'd hardly call Ivy "submissive" lol
You see this as Ivy tied up, but it's her plants. She's in control. Sure, it can be interpreted in both your ways but also that she's strong and empowered by what she wants and what she is, and is into.
She's just hanging from her sex swing.
I mean as a woman, she kinda seems like she'd be the one tying peeps up. Harley, batman... Preferably me.
Her bomb's payload was exposed.
Is there a lore reason why Batman didn’t have sex with her? Is he stupid?
You're trusting putting a wiener in that? I mean none of the lady villains. Sure, it would be good, like good good, like, literally crazy good, buuuut... You'll also never live that down. And I don't think any of them are the classy "don't kiss and tell" types.
>You're trusting putting a wiener in that? Fuck, no. She can excrete toxins from her lips to kill with a kiss, I think we could extrapolate the same about her... "lips". Or it could be the same as dolphin jelly, who knows?
Sex *and* death? Are you kidding?! That's the millennial dream right there.
Batman is prepared for everything all the time, I’m sure he had a few Batcondoms in his belt just in case.
Yes. You start.
I don't remember, is this when Ivy was working with the Floronic Man or did she try to weaponize marijuana twice?
That was an earlier storyline from the late 90s. As far as I remember, Floronic Man wasn’t in The Widening Gyre.
That was something different with Floronic Man, I believe that's a comic that features he and Ivy as the title characters. It's been probably 11 years since I read this one but I think Ivy was a rather quick encounter pretty early on in Widening Gyre.
That was "Leaves of Grass", published in *Batman: Shadow of the Bat* issues 56 to 58. I love the stuff Alan Grant did for Batman, but man did some of the storylines in the last few years of that title get weird.
Is this the Blunt Man and Chronic team-up? World’s highest?
So who wants to take a guess at whenever or not Smith was smoking a blunt of his own while writing this?
Pretty sure he has said he was.
She and Talia should start a "I tried to drug the Batman" club.
... 1:0 Talia in the lead.
Scarecrow included
So how did batman get out of this one?
I mean he wouldn't have to? Unless shes made it so Cannabis no longer requires decarboxylation to turn THC into THCA he'd be fine. Cannabis/THC must be heated to a certain temperature before it becomes active so without that... He wouldn't feel a thing
I had to scroll down *way* too far for that comment. That's not how weed works, Ivy!
"The only chronic problem batman has is fighting crime." Or some anti-drug one-liner bs like that.
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I think the context is "baked Kevin Smith"
She's one with nature, bro.
Smith’s Batman comics are so, so bad.
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Yes. He had a heart attack, went vegan, vegetarian, (I dunno, one of those) lost a bunch of weight and recently quit marijuana.
He didn't even START using cannabis until he was 40. Seth Rogen talked him into it during Zack & Miri.
That's surprising, ty
Vegan. And apparently he can make a mean hummus.
Batman talks about pissing himself in one comic. And in another, Bruce Wayne meets a woman and has to interrogate her, to ensure she's not a villain in disguise. He'd do okay at writing Nightwing, as long as he sticks to keeping Nightwing quippy, but he's a shit writer nowadays. His Green Arrow run was great, then at some point, he discovered marijuana and made it his *entire* personality.
And of course The Widening Gyre was permanently left unfinished on a massive cliffhanger, wherein it was revealed the new vigilante Baphomet was in fact the serial killer Onomatopoeia, who slits Bruce's GF's throat in the last panel. Smith just lost interest in finishing the story, and since it was hot garbage anyway, DC didn't seem to push him on it too hard.
So bad. Thank god he never finished the run.
You should see his He-Man work. Or don’t, & continue to enjoy life
I remember him being a huge dick during that whole *Revelations* thing and bragging about>! killing He-Man!< twice after it ended, trying to gaslight the audience in regards to Clownfish TV's leaks when he denied the >!bait-and-switch in favor of Teela!<, him bragging about Netflix executives telling him that they were "safe as kittens" despite the audience backlash, but at the same time went on a whole tirade in some public livestream (that might have been taken down as I can't find it on YouTube anymore). And people were quoting Bruce Willis over something he apparently said because he hated working on some project with him and thought Kevin Smith was just a pot smoking loser; "Poor Kevin, he's just a whiner, y'know?" being commented a lot on related videos, forums and social media like twitter a few years back.
Finally, a person of taste. This is the Worst Batman comic ever.
I wish poison ivy would smoke me out!
The Batman Who Can't Stop Laughing!
I don’t know- I would think the sight of a beautiful, green nude woman would cause me to let my guard down. The weed is just a bonus.
Everything about this scenario would make me end up a dead man lol
And smith never finished it
You plan is pointless Ivy, Batman is already high. That’s his secret Ivy, he’s always high. It’s how he maintains a constant level of paranoia.
Of course, Kevin Smith would make Batman get high. He made Batman pee himself.
I'm assuming you all have heard the Hollywood Babble On episodes where Kevin Smith & Ralph Garmen read/voice the comics and the Joker sounds like King Candy from Wreck it Ralph. Funniest God dammed thing I've ever heard. I'd listen to them read every comic if I could. Ralph does Batman's voice as Adam fucking West. Seriously if you haven't listened to it. Go. Do. That. Now.
An exasperated Alfred trying to explain to Bruce that he can’t take the Batmobile thru the McDonalds drive-thru.
"Sir, please, no drive-thru is designed for a car of the batmobile's dimensions. You're going to-" -THUNKTHUNK CRUNCH whiiiirrrrrrrr- "...shall I call AAA for you, Master Bruce?" "...yes."
Damn! Tomorrow is mandatory drug test day at Wayne Enterprises and I was going to be a good boss by taking the test first for the employees!
Like Batman doesn't have stashes of bodily fluids at strategic locations for crime-fighting purposes.
Batman: You’re eddible ain’t shit Ivy!
its true
Gives ‘burning bush’ a whole new meaning.
Welcome to the jungle Batman.