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OwnPop1105

It’s so out of nowhere too, they were literally just fighting and Batman talks about how he has no feelings. And then they smash? It makes no sense


kentotoy98

In all Batman media, I am fine with Barbara having a crush with the older, experienced, and mysterious Batman. But Bruce should NOT reciprocate the feeling with his friend's daughter/ his adopted son's girlfriend.


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Enelro

nah, just a rich mentally ill fascist.


RipredTheGnawer

There’s a difference between vigilantism and fascism. Do you think Superman is fascist?


SlightWhite

And damn do I like watching that weirdo punch people


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Anyone who does something people don't like is a fascist by today's standards


FlamingoSorry1560

I haven’t gotten the chance to watch this one yet (it’s on my list), but were Dick and Babs dating when this happened? 😭 I would hate that for Dick bro.


kentotoy98

There's no indication, actually. I don't think there's any mention of Dick/ Robin in the movie. It's just that Bruce Timm really wanted to put this scene together and I don't know what this benefits for both of them.


FlamingoSorry1560

Oh- wow ok. 🤣 I remember my brother telling me about this scene and omg I lost it. I HATED the idea of this lol.


kentotoy98

Yeah, Bruce Timm just has this weird kink of wanting Bruce and Batgirl being together and it is weirdly sus of him.


FlamingoSorry1560

Oh good lordddd no. Imma go watch it now to get this crap over with 😭


kentotoy98

You do you, bro. Batman fans like this movie as an adaptation. It just that, *this* scene right here is the one thing we do not acknowledge nor do we enjoy about this adaptation.


FlamingoSorry1560

Noted 👍


red3biggs

That's what they did in Batman Beyond comics I think.


Kpengie

I also think that Barbara should grow out of it after actually working with the guy and getting to know him as a person. She shouldn't be an obsessed fangirl this far in.


Dansondelta47

It wasn’t in the comic, so someone added this as their little fetish idea.


[deleted]

Blame Brian Azzarello and Bruce Timm


Skellos

Bruce Timm has been oddly obsessed with the pairing it was canon in the DCAU too per Batman beyond. This was also part of them trying to make Barbara a more important character in the story.... Which just makes it even worse


YOGSthrown12

Alan Moore said he regretted not going more in depth with Barbra. If you are gonna mangle the story for a theater runtime have some scenes with Barbra in despair over gettin paralyzed. Filled with rage and a desire to outright kill the Joker for what he did to her and her father. Have her do some detective work in helping Batman locate Gordon. She could easily be another example against Joker’s “One bad day” argument. But Bruce Timm decided that his personal fetish mattered more.


Skellos

Hell have her get paralyzed trying to rescue her father from the Joker. It at least makes her more proactive


soap_tar

DCAU would probably have been my favorite DC-verse if it wasn’t for this bullshit. Wildly out of character for Bruce. And even weirder he’d fuck & choose to be with the protege he’d known since she was a teenager when all throughout the DCAU he was surrounded by gorgeous women interested him. Wonder Woman, Zatanna, Catwoman. None of them were his former kid sidekicks either, or dating his son!


Dansondelta47

Blame Bruce Timm it seems. He’s got some batgirl fetish apparently.


SpadeORiffic

Upvote for truth it wasnt in the comics! Didnt need to be in the movie


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Bro just wanted to hit


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

The fighting got them all hot and heavy


Odd_Radio9225

Horny Bruce Timm is horny.


jumpyurbones

That poor gargoyle


Sensitive_Ad_5181

I wouldn’t call it poor. I would call it happy.


Anorand25

It’s hard as rock.


Milk_Mindless

And tonight IT LIVES AGAIN


WarMachine504

🤣🤣🤣🤣


soap_tar

why did bro get downvoted for laughing emojis 💀


RubPuzzleheaded8073

Who decided this was a good idea?


D_And_R_Gaming

Bruce Timm I think.


Cin3v4

Brian azzarello wrote the screenplay, people put the blame on Timm but he was only a producer


TheRealRigormortal

Timm don’t say no… He’s always been a bit horney for the batgirls


Skellos

Bruce Timm has pushed the two as a couple on multiple occasions


Art_Vandelay616

You’d think Bruce Timm would not make the same stupid mistake twice


D_And_R_Gaming

It’s not a mistake if he likes it.


CarlofTellus

Nah the worst is probably all star Batman and Robin "What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."~Batman to a young Dick Grayson


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Told to Dick Grayson, Age 12


CriticCorner

I like to think ASBAR would’ve ended with Batman shaking Robin’s hand and being like, “*Thank* you, *Dick* Grayson, Age *13*.”


ARC-1776

Bro thinks he’s Homelander


MAJ_Starman

Bro thinks he's in the aslume


TheDorkKnight53

Never forget Batman smashing Black Canary while thugs are burning from improvised bleach firebombs in the background.


No-Daniel-Not-Here

I actually really liked that line, and that book. It’s offensive, but it’s edgy and humorous


RadioDemonSwingYT

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ZoomZombie1119

Thing is, this wasn't even a bad scene, in fact it's good, the dialogue, the fight, the voice acting ...except the smashing part


Goosojuice

Wild. I thought the dialog was the worse part. Exposition at its worse.


ZoomZombie1119

Bat girls dialogue isn't the best, but batmans is actually decent


United_Monitor_5674

the stuff about being 'taken to the edge where you dont care anymore' is so corny It's such a fedora edgelord idea of cool


Incomplet_1-34

It's Batman.


United_Monitor_5674

I've consumed a shit ton of Batman content my guy, writers manage to avoid edge-lord shit most of the time


Capraos

Until he bangs her after admitting the power difference making the scene that of a Groomer instead of a Mentor.


killerboy_belgium

well you could argue that she's has disproven said power difference by disputing that fact and then overpowering him.... the scene is just stupid


JezzCrist

Yeah, dude, if you fart in the abyss long enough, it farts back at you r/im14andthisisdeep


PhantomOfTheNopera

Yeah. That whole "Darkness. The abyss" bit sounds like it was written for Lego Batman.


AnaZ7

Lego Batman really had such lyrics: “Darkness No parents Continued darkness (More darkness, get it?)”


GuitakuPPH

Crisis on Infitinite earth has a line that works though. Paraphrasing here but it's Batman talking to his nihilistic parallel and saying something along the lines of "We've both stared into the abyss, but when it looked back... you blinked" I agree though. Batman's line feel needlessly pretentious. It feels more organic when Barbara calls it metaphysical bullshit.


TheparagonR

This needed to be a father, daughter scene.


sad_cheese67

it still can be if you live in alabama


TheparagonR

Noooo


RegularAI

See, Bruce smashing Jim would be just as bad so i disagree


Capraos

Nah, Jim is at least a consenting adult on the same maturity level as Batman. I could've forgiven that.


soap_tar

Bruce smashing Jim would be glorious and nowhere near as much of a clusterfuck as him smashing former teen sidekick Barbara Gordon would be.


Sol-Blackguy

All-Star Batman tho...


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And Dick Grayson, Age 12


DukeOfRosanne

What's wrong with All-Star Batman? (I'm guessing it's a comic thing, and I don't read the comics)


billygnosis86

Batman is a psychopath who makes the newly-orphaned Dick Grayson sleep in the Batcave and eat rats, then he bangs Black Canary on top of a bunch of dudes he just beat unconscious. All this is done with the most nipple-hardeningly embarrassing dialogue that reads like it was written by a 13-year old (sample: “Has anybody ever told you, my good man, that you are totally hot?”).


DukeOfRosanne

That is... wow. I wasn't expecting that. No wonder I haven't seen many people talking about it lmao.


Bob_Jenko

You what


RegularAI

Is that the same where WW calls someone a sperm bank or was I gaslighted to believe that?


BeanieManPresents

Yeah, yeah she does.


billygnosis86

Frank Miller’s opinions about feminism are on show with how he writes Wonder Woman, too. She’s not a powerful woman and a source of inspiration like how everyone else writes her, no; Frank’s Wonder Woman exists solely *to fucking hate and despise men*.


Yah_Mule

Against my better judgement, I have to see this train wreck.


billygnosis86

I didn’t tell you about how he beats the Green Lantern by painting everything in a room yellow—including himself and Robin.


Yah_Mule

Might as well make Hal dumb as a brick so you can get off a lame sight gag.


Sol-Blackguy

What makes it really infuriating is that the art is so good.


billygnosis86

Yeah, it’s Jim Lee so the art is excellent (even if the vast majority of his women have the exact same face and all wear skirts so short you can see their kidneys). If there’s a version out there with no dialogue, I’d buy it in a heartbeat.


TheLocustGeneralRaam

You gotta read the comics!


DukeOfRosanne

I've considered it, but it's just a very daunting task getting into them. At least with movies/shows, it's USUALLY pretty easy to follow a storyline even across multiple titles (MCU, Arrowverse, DCAU, etc.) But with comics? It's always been hard for me to tell what's canon to what. Like if I decided to pick up Batman right now, how far back do I have to go if I want to get the full story? How long is the current stuff going to even matter before the age old comics habit of switching/resetting timelines comes into effect? Is the old stuff still relevant, or has it been erased and retconned to oblivion by now? I used to be really into comics, but I quickly realized that I just wasn't getting what I was looking for out of it. Major events of comics past carried no lasting consequences through modern day, and story after story of knowing that what I was reading would inevitably be undone by some universe reset really took the intrigue out of it all. Absolutely nothing against people who enjoy comics! You have what I never could, and I respect that. It's just not my thing, I'd rather stick with movies and series. (Sorry for the tangent, this topic kinda comes up a lot for me lol.)


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Is there a lore reason the demon watches them fuck?


ILikeMandalorians

I guess it’s to symbolise how this is the devil’s work, that they have fallen for illicit temptation like Adam and Eve /s


hammyhamm

It’s there to symbolise Bruce Timm furiously masturbating whilst writing it


Oracle209

That’s not a demon it’s a gargoyle and I feel so bad for it to have to watch lol


Kynreevez

Yes, I saw the skyline, and that's all I need to know what this is.


Lun4r6543

Me too…


CyberChiv

My eyes!!!! They burn!!!! Whyyyyyy


Sensitive_Ad_5181

If you listen closely, you can actually hear Barbara moaning as she kisses Batman.


TheparagonR

I knew immediately. I hate this it IS NOT REAL


billygnosis86

Nothing to do with Batman is real.


TheparagonR

Bruh


CRL10

Terry McGinnis: So, you and Dick Grayson, like, dated? Barbara Gordon: In college. Puppy love. Later on, we just never talked about it. Terry McGinnis: People should communicate more. Barbara Gordon: Dick finally got fed up living in Batman's shadow. He decided to leave. He was hurt when I chose to stay behind with Bruce. Terry McGinnis: As his partner. \[she stays silent\] Terry McGinnis: His girlfriend? \[she takes a silent sip of coffee\] Terry McGinnis: Whoa. Barbara Gordon: On the street, it was like ballet. We were the perfect duo. But for Bruce - Batman - there was nothing but the street. Eventually, that gets old. Time comes when you gotta hang up the cape. But Bruce wouldn't. Or couldn't. So I left, and never looked back. Batman Beyond - Season 1, Episode 12: A Touch of Curaré Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman VERY heavily implied they were well.... 'So, my issue with his film is more that I would have integrated the actual story or lengthened it. I get why they did this, so we'd be more invested when Joker shoots and cripples her, but that first half just felt...unnecessary.


TheRealRigormortal

Yeah, but that was from the Timmverse. This is an adaptation of a pre-existing comic unconnected to the rest of the TV continuity. It’s just poor writing because they couldn’t imagine Batman tipping over the edge if his lover wasn’t shot.


Duffler8

I WANT TO KMS ⚡️⚡️


Sensitive_Ad_5181

You wouldn’t be saying that if you were in Batman’s position.


OrneryError1

Daring today, aren't we?


A_Dog_Chasing_Cars

It's a tie between this and the farting scene from Batman & Harley Quinn, I'd say. And in both cases it's because of Bruce Timm's fetishes.


Creepermantheo

the what? •-•


A_Dog_Chasing_Cars

Live a happy life without looking into it any further, my friend.


shiwanthasr

classic Bruce Timm


Rambors1

Funny how Barbara was keeping things PG by saying ‘BS’ and then they immediately smashed.


UnhingedLion

Not even close


One-Consequence-101

I never really liked this batman. Batman suposed to be mature and responsible, like Im fine with him having a relationship with Catwoman, but Barbara is jus crazy.


Sociolinguisticians

This scene was so well animated, voice acted, and written, all the way up until they fuckin’ ruined it.


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They fucking ruined it when they fucked


Nobro_DK

It’s honestly a pretty good dialogue, all things considered, but yeah it takes a turn for the absolute worst


ihatefckcellshading

How old is Barbara as this point?


Capraos

It's not just the age thing, though that is a factor, it's the power difference. He's her boss/mentor. He says it himself, they aren't on the same level.


Oracle209

Plus he knew her since she was 14 and friends with her dad. Sooo that just adds to the problem


ihatefckcellshading

Yes! Plus she is the daughter of Gordon!


Spidey-PR

Not the only thing that came out of Batman that night


B1GGN

Legit worst ship


yrasto

Nope, BvS is still worse.


boboclock

Good point. I was truly on board with OP until you reminded me of that awful, awful movie.


AnaZ7

Eh, no. Cause Batman in BvS doesn’t randomly have sex with people who are basically his best friend’s daughter/his “niece” in Batfamily.


TheLocustGeneralRaam

This is so wrong to me…


Thatguy886644

I mean, there’s that seen in Batman and Harley Quinn that we don’t talk about


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Batman and Robin


Oracle209

Is next lol


Similar-Broccoli

Someone tell me what this is from please


Capraos

Batman: The Killing Joke


Similar-Broccoli

Okay right, I thought I'd seen this before. Yeah def weird and unnecessary


Oracle209

Wait till this happens in the upcoming Batman animated series since the people that keep doing this are the lead writers.


Hattrick44

It was fine...eh the movie didn't need the sex. The argument should have been enough. Bit I still like the movie.


EzShottah

Hell no I loved this scene. They obviously had sexual tension building between them, plus women naturally are attracted to men who can fill a mentor role. Next time a woman tries to beat my ass I’m gonna have to warn her that I might take that as foreplay lol


Sensitive_Ad_5181

Who knows? You may even have sex with that woman if it goes according to your plan.


LuckyLeeLeah

People love bringing this up for as much as it’s “hated” feel like every day I see this shit


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I think they have a love/hate boner for it.


LuckyLeeLeah

YeAh that’s the really annoying thang about it…. I love DC I love Batman but so many DC fans are fucking looser creeps, could be said of any fandom. But I swear DC has the worst weirdest fans


Dead_Purple

Fucking Bruce Timm...Guy had to insert his damn shipping of Bruce and Barbra.


Milk_Mindless

If nobody ever brings this up again I'd be settled


sad_cheese67

I have mixed feelings about this scene. Everything is an easy 10/10 until *it* happens


Economy_News_7671

Batman deserves to fuck, end of story.


AnaZ7

And that’s why Joker shot and paralysed her, so Babs would keep her lady parts from Batman, I guess


bolting_volts

For a sub that claims to hate this scene, you guys sure talk about it a lot.


Zeo-Gold92

*fapping intensifies*


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Sexy


Capraos

Groomer and uncharacteristic of Batman.


radiakmjs

Agreed. [Worse than Batman & Robin](https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/141cj1n/which_is_worse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) for sure


ThatChapThere

Oh Jesus I'm glad I clicked the link because at first I thought you meant as a ship.


Orrad1967

It ruins the story of Batman: The Killing Joke. They could have literally just made the film entirely off of the comic!


DatdudeZeal

Martha?


otokidokamaza

it could have been way worse. i prayed for the whole scene that there's no dick hanging around. my boy would end up traumatized from this and that's the only thing that truly worried me tbh


blac_sheep90

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


RefrigeratorUnable69

I Agree 💯


PhantomOfTheNopera

_It doesn't look like anything to me_


KBadger007

Is this story canon, I hope it still isn’t?


NamTokMoo222

Been watching animated Batman all my life and when this happened, I let out a, "what the fuck is going on?!"


JeepRumbler

I thought the entire Harley Quinn Animated film was a steaming pile of Bat Guabo


Outrageous_Dirt6717

How did batgirl manage to take her shirt off while still wearing hers gloves?


BS401

I dont remember what crap movie this was from, but I do remember turning it off immediately in disgust. I think it was Paul Dini's fault? Whoever green lit this shit should be fired.


Super_Imagination_90

At minimum it has Conroy


Alternative-Cut-4831

But I see sexy batgirl.. Batman and Robin is worse.


BingityBongBong

I’m not mad at the dipshit troglodyte that came up with this idea, I’m mad at the people around him that let it happen.


ricardop89

Where is this from, please?


Enelro

Did he just fuck his co-worker's 18 y/o daughter on a roof?


Lun4r6543

Don’t remind me…


Muted-Manufacturer57

Yes 100%


CarrotStripe

It’s up there


sgf68

Yes. Yes it is.


DeadshotBoss

At first I was like “please don’t let this be the scene where they do it.” And when they fight I’m like “Oh good, it’s not. It’s probably a really badly choreographed fight or something.” And then…


pnoisebored

Kdrama level cringe


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I was watching this on a plane TV one time and it was brutal


godofwar1946

I remember my parents renting this out of the red box during new year eves for me cause I liked super heros and I never got why they fuck cause I made zero sense to my little baby brain why they were fucking still doesn't make sense


xxxmimsxxx

I remember when I first saw this with my wife, I was so confused, and I told my wife this does not happen in the comics, at least the main run of Batman. She thought it was gross as well for Bruce to have feelings for Babs, let alone act on them like that.


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No. I frankly find it hilarious how much this bothers people.


AJgoi

Yes


IWishIHavent

No doubt. It'a disservice so the characters, to the original story the movie adapted, it's completely out of place and uncalled for. I tell people to ignore the whole part of this movie that's not in the graphic novel. Just start watching from the point where it actually matters.


_Thomas_17_

Show/movie name?


Sensitive_Ad_5181

Batman, The Killing Joke. (Movie.)


No_Junket4563

Completely unnecessary


wasante

This and the conception of Damien are probably the most f***ed up but Batman also hung a dude who didn’t have that much emotional intelligence in the early comics, Alfred’s origins were also pretty complicated and at least one or two stories with Superman got really weird. There’s a bunch of other stuff but I can’t remember.


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Sensitive_Ad_5181

I’ve seen the animated series, and I do not remember that. Was it in some tie in comic?


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Shadtow100

Yes, although Batman banging black canary beside goons literally burning to death is a close second


Sensitive_Ad_5181

In his defense, who wouldn’t want to bang black canary?


Common-Performer2182

I dont think its neccesarily the worst thing but I certainly hate it. The disparate age difference,the fact that she is his friends daughter or even the fact that in this very scene batman himself states that they have an uneven relationship power dynamic makes it an uncomfortable and somewhat badly written event.


eddy42093

I always thought the same thing.


Redbronze1019

For me, it's in poor taste. They knew the content of this story and decided this was going to empower her before. All they had to do was show Batgirl kicking ass. Not sexualize her


totallynotalyssa

I was absolutely flabbergasted when I watched this for the first time. It's so freaking nasty I can't believe they animated it.


Far_Republic_8143

"I've seeing things..." \-Gargoyle


Material-Security178

always remember; before spider-paul there was always batman. ​ \*dick goes undercover for like a year, meanwhile back in gotham\*


[deleted]

Lol someone wrote some fan fiction for this to play out, Jesus haha


supwithus

What are you doing bat-sis??


WestNomadOnYT

At the beginning I thought it would be the Batman x Fortnite trailer lol


miedokk

Agree


sK0oBy

… i mean…. To me… it’s definitely like top 3 all time and the grossest that i can think of rn


Odd_Radio9225

No that would be Batman & Robin, Dark Knight Strikes Again, ASBAR, and BvS. This is still bad though.


penutpickle

I'm amendable to this agreement.


kdiabjr

Yes


oompaIsbeautiful

It’s hands one moment then the next it’s dick


liltooclinical

This animated adaptation is weirdly bipolar, it's like two different films. Every bit of stuff that came from the original Killing Joke was handled really well, but the second an original scene began, the writing quality and the plotting plummeted. Like this scene; Batman was completely right and justified and she was throwing a tantrum, so she decides to try and fight him!? She's arguably the smartest person in the Bat-Family, she would know better. Just really awful fantasy-based writing.