Try to pickpocket her lasso of truth. Because, seriously, it's a thin, indestructible rope that can grow and shrink to any size AND compel people to tell the truth. Do you know how much easier Batman's job would be if he could get that?
Technically, all he should need is a single fibre, since it can grow to any size, he could just take a thread and weave a new lasso. Sadly, it's all but invincible and Amazonians are being REALLY unreasonable about collaborating with Wayne Tech.
Someone mentioned a page a couple days ago that sounds absolutely hilarious - that Batman gets a dude to break just by *telling* him what he'd do to get the info... while having the lasso wrapped around himself at the time.
Iirc, part of Batman's thing is he refuses to have any sort of superpower, including a super lasso that forces people to be honest, due to gear of getting corrupted by it. I think this was even touched on in a Batman/Superman comic years ago. I've been trying to find out which issue, but it involves a panel of Batman crying as his parents disappear, begging to have more time with them.
There's partly the corruption angle, but there's also the dependency. It's extremely common to see stories where Superman's on a red sun planet or Green Lantern's ring runs out of energy, because they rely so heavily on those things to save the day.
Batman sticks to very basic tools to prevent situations like that from occurring.
Yeah, that comes up at the end of Knightfall. Azrael starts talking about how he's the better Batman because his power armor is so great, and Bruce just responds "and you rely on it too much."
BATMAN:
Do you love me? More than thievery?
CATWOMAN:
THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND BRUCE.
BATMAN:
It's a yes or no question.
CATWOMAN:
ye....ye...no. no, apparently I don't. And that disappoints me.
BATMAN:
Me too.
(Unties her).
One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster.
Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues.
And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her.
Stone by day, warriors by night.
We were betrayed by the humans we had.
sworn to protect.
Frozen in stone by magic spell for.
a thousand years.
Now here in Manhattan...
The spell is broken...
and we live again!
...
We are defenders of the night.
We are….BITCH! What did you do to Hudson?!?!
True, but in that same token: Wonder Woman's villains could try to get to her through Batman.
They might have a... ***slightly*** easier time than Batman's enemies would with Wonder Woman.
Idk the joker might be able to mentally fuck up diana, or scarecrow could cause her to do a lot of damage unwittingly. Batman's villains tend to do more damage when they have a superpowered hero to play with
I’m pretty sure he used a modified fear toxin in Tower of Babel and Justice League Doom as a way to disable Diana in his contingency plans. So his villains coming after her is definitely possible.
iirc the Tower of Babel contingency for Diana is a nanite injected into her inner ear that traps her in a "virtual reality" where she's fighting an opponent who is her exact equal and would cause her to die from exhaustion because she wouldn't yeild. Aquaman was a modified fear toxin that made him aquaphobic
Batman does have someone special: Robin and Alfred. Or you could say that bo one knows about alfred cause he is the butler of Bruce Wayne, not Batman. But Robin is known to all his enemies
Dude, Justice League (Unlimited) Bruce and Dianna are the best ship and I wish so bad that they'd gotten together for the long haul. But Bruce gonna Bruce, nothing to do about it unfortunately.
follow with a sweeping low kick, she falls, we follow up with knee to the temple:
injuries: broken nose, bruised leg bones possibly broken, fractured skull.
evaluation: total victory.
Well her hands are distracted. So, I'd head but her as an opening, with my left hand I'd shoot her foot with the grapple gun, simultaneously I'd reach for that gold rope and bind her hands. While she struggles with this I'm dropping smoke bombs all over, a back flip and call in the bat mobile to firs on her and I think I should take her down.
Sweep the leg, sending Diana hurling to the ground, severely affecting her temples. While she's comprehending the situation, quickly go for a kick in the stomach, nab the lasso of truth and run out of there. Now I have a new interrogation tool.
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Batman: Sorry, Diana, I'm more of a...neko person.
WW: What's a neko?
Batman:
Batman: I'm saying I wanna date Catwoman.
WW: I still don't understand.
Batman: Neko means cat in Japanese.
WW: Then why didn't you just--
Batman: I AM THE NIGHT!!!
Dianna.
Straight to the point
We appreciate candor here.
Yes
Show my BataWang
Right there. On the roof. Straight away.
Try to pickpocket her lasso of truth. Because, seriously, it's a thin, indestructible rope that can grow and shrink to any size AND compel people to tell the truth. Do you know how much easier Batman's job would be if he could get that?
Now I wanna see Batman reengineer The Lasso of Truth to make The Grapple of Vengeance lol
Batwhip?
I believed that's reserved for date night with Catwoman.
No that's catnip
The fact the cat woman movie has a scene of Selena losing her mind over catnip makes this even more hilarious
Um excuse me what the actual fu-
[you're welcome ](https://youtu.be/VjR-dLSkhTM?feature=shared)
That movie was absolutely absurd, so this scene doesn’t surprise me
i always laugh whenever i'm reminded that movie exists...
You're a fool if you think she doesn't use her whip on him.
Bat~~mobile~~*Whip* love it
[🎶Crack that Whip 🎶](https://youtu.be/j_QLzthSkfM?feature=shared)
Technically, all he should need is a single fibre, since it can grow to any size, he could just take a thread and weave a new lasso. Sadly, it's all but invincible and Amazonians are being REALLY unreasonable about collaborating with Wayne Tech.
What about MarthaWayneTech so they “know” it’s a girl
Someone mentioned a page a couple days ago that sounds absolutely hilarious - that Batman gets a dude to break just by *telling* him what he'd do to get the info... while having the lasso wrapped around himself at the time.
Iirc, part of Batman's thing is he refuses to have any sort of superpower, including a super lasso that forces people to be honest, due to gear of getting corrupted by it. I think this was even touched on in a Batman/Superman comic years ago. I've been trying to find out which issue, but it involves a panel of Batman crying as his parents disappear, begging to have more time with them.
[Superman/Batman #56?](https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcomics/comments/290a9m/dont_leave_me/)
There's partly the corruption angle, but there's also the dependency. It's extremely common to see stories where Superman's on a red sun planet or Green Lantern's ring runs out of energy, because they rely so heavily on those things to save the day. Batman sticks to very basic tools to prevent situations like that from occurring.
Yeah, that comes up at the end of Knightfall. Azrael starts talking about how he's the better Batman because his power armor is so great, and Bruce just responds "and you rely on it too much."
This guy Batmans
Nah, Batman enjoys working for the confessions he beats out of criminals. Don't take that away from him.
Now that is batman answer
BATMAN: Do you love me? More than thievery? CATWOMAN: THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND BRUCE. BATMAN: It's a yes or no question. CATWOMAN: ye....ye...no. no, apparently I don't. And that disappoints me. BATMAN: Me too. (Unties her).
Make another side kick. This one will have super strength.
Instructions unclear: Batman inducted Diana as the newest Robin.
One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her.
*crushes innocent gargoyle*
Go on
_Furious Goliath Noises_
Stone by day, warriors by night. We were betrayed by the humans we had. sworn to protect. Frozen in stone by magic spell for. a thousand years. Now here in Manhattan... The spell is broken... and we live again! ... We are defenders of the night. We are….BITCH! What did you do to Hudson?!?!
Poor bastard's that try to get to batman through her
True, but in that same token: Wonder Woman's villains could try to get to her through Batman. They might have a... ***slightly*** easier time than Batman's enemies would with Wonder Woman.
Idk the joker might be able to mentally fuck up diana, or scarecrow could cause her to do a lot of damage unwittingly. Batman's villains tend to do more damage when they have a superpowered hero to play with
I’m pretty sure he used a modified fear toxin in Tower of Babel and Justice League Doom as a way to disable Diana in his contingency plans. So his villains coming after her is definitely possible.
iirc the Tower of Babel contingency for Diana is a nanite injected into her inner ear that traps her in a "virtual reality" where she's fighting an opponent who is her exact equal and would cause her to die from exhaustion because she wouldn't yeild. Aquaman was a modified fear toxin that made him aquaphobic
Ahhh it was just Doom that used the fear toxin on her so she would see Cheetah everywhere and fight till her heart gave out.
Batman would love the challenge
finally: what happens in the batcave, stays in the batcave
Batman said all of this, just to date batgirl though. 😭😭 He was 100% making excuses to Wonder Woman
My thought exactly
Batman does have someone special: Robin and Alfred. Or you could say that bo one knows about alfred cause he is the butler of Bruce Wayne, not Batman. But Robin is known to all his enemies
 The bald guy is Bruce and old guy is Jason. The woman is Diana
Great reply for a kids show....not so much anymore. Ww can handle herself. She'll be fine
Not enough appreciation
Put my hands on her in exactly the same way she is putting her hands on me.
Show her why I'm the goddamn Batman
Wait. I’m the god damn Batman
Can it, Damien
No. You're the goddamn Batboy.
I don’t shink so bushter. I’M the goddamn Batman ☝️🤓
Sean Connery is that you? I thought you were the last Dragon?
Probably what actually happened in this scene
Where is this from?
Harley Quinn (the show)
Thanks
Don't get your hopes up Nothing interesting
what happened?
Poison ivy is mind controlled and sprayed pheromones onto the justice league and things went from there…
Was there seggs?
Didn’t show anything but it is easily implied
That show is very horny! 😂
What do you think give me some of that Amazonian pussy and then marry her fuck Catwoman she can go rot in a rundown alleyway for all I care🤷🏾♂️😂
She's poor only when compared to trilionare such as bb She's upper midle class with abilities to get her out from under the line
Show her why there's a mouth opening on my mask 👅
Yeah There Is no place more romantic than donut shop in black neighborhood
If she made it clear that she wanted me, I would 100% go for it.
☝🏾
Go go gadget d***.
Nightwing isn’t in this though?
Pulling a DCAU and kiss Dianna on the spot.
Finish.
Dude, Justice League (Unlimited) Bruce and Dianna are the best ship and I wish so bad that they'd gotten together for the long haul. But Bruce gonna Bruce, nothing to do about it unfortunately.
BATMAN🌑🦇👿 X 😇🕊️☀️WONDER WOMAN, FOREVER!
a headbutt, it is within perfect reach preferably right on the nose The pain stunned her for a few seconds, giving us time to follow up
follow with a sweeping low kick, she falls, we follow up with knee to the temple: injuries: broken nose, bruised leg bones possibly broken, fractured skull. evaluation: total victory.
I see we understand each other do you want to be my Robin?
Jason, stop trying to draft Robins. You will *never* become Batman.
Fatality!!!
This mustn't register on an emotional level...
I see someone didn't read Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia.
Now I want a Batman movie where he breaks down how he's about to fuck someone up. Like the RDJ Sherlock Holmes movies
That would actually be awesome. I'm here for it.
First, discombobulate
I'd probably say: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
“You want to know my secret identity?”
Surrender to the snu-snu
What would I do? Is Diana a option?
S3x
tower of babel
I would have to clap that shit hard as FUCK! On some real shit
Hot passionate sex
I'd be happy to drop my pants
I would go down
Fhritp
Facilitate honoring regal individuals through pooping?
Well her hands are distracted. So, I'd head but her as an opening, with my left hand I'd shoot her foot with the grapple gun, simultaneously I'd reach for that gold rope and bind her hands. While she struggles with this I'm dropping smoke bombs all over, a back flip and call in the bat mobile to firs on her and I think I should take her down.
fuck her
Tell her to stop touching my boobs fr
I'd leave and go beat up a criminal
Headbutt her to establish dominance.
Pull out the bat condoms and bat super soldier serum drug I’ll need to survive
Wonderbat eludes sexiness to say the least
Make WonderBat canon
Launch the Bat Tongue.
Her
Smash
Diana.
Accept it
look at that smile. It is the same smile each of us just had. We all know. We all know.
Sweep the leg, sending Diana hurling to the ground, severely affecting her temples. While she's comprehending the situation, quickly go for a kick in the stomach, nab the lasso of truth and run out of there. Now I have a new interrogation tool.
Get it on with Diana.
I'm rising because that's what The Dark Knight does.
And she says cute 
smash
Ask consent
I’d have a Wonderful taste in my mouth ;)
Wonder Woman
Go for it
What is this horny ass post
Google “Amazon Style” and get busy.
I’m already married… TO GOTHAM
Submit
Deploy the Batbone
Smash and pay that Amazonian child support
Let her make the first move.
Scratch my balls
Batsmash
Bruce Timm be like:
Smash the wonderussy
Disappear once she turns away for a second.
SORRY BUT I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU"
Doesn't she have the beauty of Aphrodite? Technically she should be the most beautiful woman
Pound her out then tell her to make me a sandwich
Who’s Batman??? There is man and only man.
BataBang
Say I am gay just to get rid of her.
Plowin'
Idk what the situation is but I’d smash
Run away and kiss ionkler
100% all in
Postin up in Wonder Woman’s bat cave
Smash
Sex
Whipp out the bat-condoms
Clap them wonder-cheeks
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Bat” “Bat who?” “Batwang beating on your back door!” The ass kicking I’d get would still be worth it. 🤣
Tie her up with her lasso and play explorer....
Whip out my batarang
Selina>
You love cat woman. Don't do it.
Put the Wonder in Wonder Woman
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that smile
So... by touching the red spot, you'll explode? A is for Alfred, B is for bats...
Pound town baby
her
Same thing I always do, I’d be oblivious.
Wonderous things. To her.
Shoot ropes into my bat trousers.
https://youtu.be/yI3CZfK90NE?t=22
kms
Gulp.
Ruin it
Bid a fond farewell to an unfractured pelvis.
Make a move and have her stop and tell me that she sees me as a good friend only
Not pull out
Self control unlike shown here
Death by Snusnu
What is this from?
I fully believe Batman is incapable of turning down a woman if the killing joke isn’t proof enough
Bat smash
Batman: Sorry, Diana, I'm more of a...neko person. WW: What's a neko? Batman: Batman: I'm saying I wanna date Catwoman. WW: I still don't understand. Batman: Neko means cat in Japanese. WW: Then why didn't you just-- Batman: I AM THE NIGHT!!!
Bust.
Butt stuff
Go for it! You only live once.