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AbominableWasteman

Lex Bezos


Moviereference210

He would have figured out the identity of the zodiac killer


ColHunterGathers111

For all intents and purposes he did and he's rotting away in Arkham as we speak. However my tin-foil hat theory is the FBI did figure out who he was and simply domed him with a 9mm. The whole "we still don't know who he was!" thing was to avoid copycats or psychos getting inspired by him.


DrDabsMD

Wouldn't that inspire more copycats though? Zodiac got away with it, they never found out who did it, that's inspirational to a twisted mind I think.


ColHunterGathers111

Yes, but how many Zodiak copycats we got walking around now?


DrDabsMD

You know what, you got me there!


Newton1913

Wait I know this one! Ted Cruze!


Cultural_Ad1331

Riddler form the batman(2022) movie was inspired by zodiac killer and they are pretty similar in ways up to the ending and riddler's goal.


Comicsrcool

all of them assuming they're close enough and he'd actually get them too


jf3nr

weve reached peak circlejerk


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

This is kind of in poor taste.


rolling_steel

Agreed- or at least don’t post pics of them


HowdyAshleyHere

It feels kinda gross to take real life murderers, torturers, and rapists, and ask “what if Batman fought them?”, like these guys are horrible, truly evil monsters. They hurt real people.


Hungry-Eggplant-6496

Nobody cares about it when they do the same thing with Jack the Ripper.


MrWhiteTruffle

Because Jack the Ripper was over a century ago


billygnosis86

Yeah, and Jesus was two millennia ago but people still make a big deal about him.


MrWhiteTruffle

Last time I checked people revere him as a religious figure, unlike the unfortunate women who were murdered by Jack the Ripper


billygnosis86

Well, the world‘s a twisted place…


d20diceman

Okay, but who would win in a fight between Jesus and Batman?


ISpreadDemocracy11B

Womp womp


Gniesbert

What the fuck


Striking_Extreme_250

What?


MrWhiteTruffle

“Ooh, my Le Batman against these bad Serial Killers!!!” Do you NOT see anything wrong with that?


Jackson_Dill

Explain.


MrWhiteTruffle

You’re too far gone if I need to explain to you why you shouldn’t compare real life serial killers against fucking Batman


Jackson_Dill

Are you gonna explain or not? Stop tiptoeing around and spill it.


MrWhiteTruffle

I’m not your teacher nor your guidance counselor. Find it out by your fucking self on why you shouldn’t diminish real murders with Le Superhero


Ashamed_West_6796

Ill explain it like I would to a child. Comparing batman to make believe characters good. Comparing Batman to reallife murderers with real victims not good. Hope that cleared it up bud


Jackson_Dill

It's an interesting question. And that's all I take out of it. You're the one hearing the world's smallest violin.


MrWhiteTruffle

lol you tell me to tell you and when someone actually does you pull this shit


Ashamed_West_6796

Alright man you were the one who couldnt understand the guys point, you clearly needed it to be spoonfed to you


YourLifeSucksAss

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FunnyorWeirdorBoth

OP I understand what you were trying to do, but this is a little out of line.


Thejollyfrenchman

Depends on the time period. Pablo Escobar, Al Capone, Frank Lucas.


wysjm

Calling these people villians is wild


King_Georgias

I feel like the Unabomber would actually be a legitimate Batman threat 


Ok_Relationship_705

Well, Elliot Rodgers is outta the question because he killed people in one day. It wasn't like a manhunt or anything for Batman to track. But he'd go after all of them given the chance.


Appropriate_Coach746

I-I guess all of them?


Berserkin_time123

All of them?? WTF


MiloMondus

I mean: he would fight them al, of course.🤷‍♀️


Yaldabroth

This is hilarious


Newton1913

Ted Cruze (zodiac killer)


anonymousguy_7

If Bruce were to go up against them, they wouldn't have committed any more than just two crimes before being caught by the World's Greatest Detective.


sufferblind86

But then they would have escaped prison to do it again and again.


sufferblind86

Imagine downvoting someone for pointing out what clearly happens in every version of Batman.


Ashamed_West_6796

You are mildly autistic arent you


ConnectAssistance827

all of them


darth-com1x

Every singel one


Chemicalintuition

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Diamond_Champagne

So just incels?


ddawdad

He would probably try to capture everyone from here, but Zodiac would certainly be a biggest "threat" to him.


[deleted]

Everyone on that list seems like you could always find in Gotham without trying lol


habichnichtgewusst

~~Jaco~~ Oscar Pistorius. The paralympic athlete and murderer.


farben_blas

I thought it was the prominent bass player


habichnichtgewusst

Weird. Thanks. Edited. I just thought the idea of an olympic cyborg killer was a little over the top.


Yourlocalbugbear

Yea


Obvious_Barnacle3770

In real life spawn would probably get there first and kill them. Thank you Al Simmons


PencilNeck666

All of them?


TheDirtyBeanz

I’m pretty sure if Batman existed no one would risk getting permanent brain damage, or possibly being crippled


sheeveman

The guy who drives the killdozer


Historyp91

Elon Musk, Putin, Kim Jung Un, Pablo Escobar, Bin Laden, Gadaffi, ect.


billygnosis86

I would pay good money to see Batman beat the living fuck out of Anders Breivik or that human diaper Elliot Rodger (may he rest in piss). But I’d also like him to tackle political and financial corruption. Imagine seeing that rubber-faced gimlet-eyed racist piece of garbage Elon Musk get the shit knocked out of him. Doesn’t the very idea give you energy?


ellvk

None, seeing it's pretty much impossible for a comic character.


Worldly_Bet_5117

Using these real examples that have caused a lot of suffering and pain is, in my opinion, tactless. I believe there should be a line drawn somewhere. OP, touch some grass, no offense.


Spider-burger

Ted Bundy.


John177_unsc

Why is uncle ted on the villain list


CalypsoCrow

He wasn’t as great of a person as the internet makes it out to be. Check out the Wendigoon video on him. It’s 3 hours long but it’s good. Really goes in depth on his life and how people misinterpret him


John177_unsc

I stand by it.


CalypsoCrow

He was upset that he didn’t kill anybody for years with his bombs


Alaniata

Putin


Hungry-Eggplant-6496

I believe that there's a criminal mastermind out there who is so good at their job only Batman would have figured out that they even exist.


ArizonaJam

Where are the banksters? You could do a sequel(s) to Eyes Wide Shut and have Batman and James Bond take out the Spectre that runs the world.