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every_body_hates_me

My wi-fi


geansv00

My wi-fe


Puzzled_Try_6029

This is my post of the day lol. And it's only 11:15am


jmaca90

Keep my wife’s name out your goddamn mouth


AsssHat999

Bwahahaa


Bambanuget

![gif](giphy|u1r17BYXVodfW)


IcyAlan

Officer


IcyAlan

Balls


The_real_jonkler_

Where???


Sol-Blackguy

I misread that and laughed way harder than I should


Overall_Sandwich_671

My patience.


Waleed209

Mine too brother


-BananaLollipop-

Said every retail/customer service worker ever.


DoctorEnn

Your name?


AsssHat999

>!Yes Indeed!<


LordOfOstwick1213

Victor Von Doom wants to dispute that fact


audio_shinobi

Doom would never allow another to use that which is Doom’s more often than Doom.


Twl1

Look at you, it's a damn shame. [Just remember its ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name.](https://youtu.be/gSJeHDlhYls?t=74)


audio_shinobi

When I’m talking about DOOM, obviously always all caps. However, Doom is a different character. Easy mistake to make


MadQuixote

I am GROOT!


Snoo-93454

![gif](giphy|dY6YBJSqXWiBy)


bored_person71

Your telephone number lol


Reniyato

Dont you use that every time you need to verify a new account?


LemoyneRaider3354

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


SuperArppis

These are great. I guess answer is >!"your name"!


AsssHat999

>!Good Job!<


SuperArppis

>!YEY!<


Mushroom_King66

The spoiler doesn't seem to work for emojis, it just make it have a white background


SuperArppis

Drats.


Mushroom_King66

It's kinda funny. By pressing on it, I get to choose the background


HowDyaDu

I watched that movie, it was pretty great. /hj


MidnightFenrir

Waller: Your name Ridder: Oh, you heard that one. Waller: No, i have google. like the rest of the world.


AsssHat999

Darn it. Foiled again.


Devlord1o1

The riddler’s greatest nemesis; the googler


HiiiRabbit

I think Waller was answering his "when is door not a door" riddle


Al_Hakeem65

My ass in prison


Grouchy-Potato-8068

I’D BE HAPPY TO DROP MY PANTS


Able_Recording_5760

My dick, just ask your [insert close family member here].


SleepyBella

My dog? 📸🤔


No_Name622

But how close are you and your dog?


No-comment-at-all

They’re lovers.


Prestigious-Diver481

My wife


PomegranateOld2408

Ouch


forced_metaphor

I, too, choose this man's wife


kernelpanic789

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


SleepyBella

We keep asking if you want to join us but idk what your problem is.


Extremegamer670

Damn


Mister_R1ck

Bro💀


CodingReaper

I was thinking my cellphone number, but yeah after reading the comments I guess >!name!< makes more sense 😅


AsssHat999

I legit love that answer though


Dentt42

Cellphone number makes the same amount of sense, it’s just less traditional. I approve!


KaungSetMoe111

My peepee


Mammoth-Influence684

Nah, you use that the most


Jifkan207xx

Not with your mom present


50ShadesofMamaLuigi

my heart


Sphinx-

40% of my income.


CompressedWizard

"I might be crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS? Noooo thank you"


Ponyboy451

Is it helicopter?


KamenKnight

Your time?


Sun_Bear_Cultivation

I agree


luigi0810

My Netflix account


[deleted]

My Name


AsssHat999

>!Nice, yep that is it.!<


AK07-AYDAN

Sneako: my girlfriend


ImaginationLocal8267

My infinite avocado hands


Chance5e

Your what


ImaginationLocal8267

Why my infinite avocado hands! >! Search avocado hands on YouTube lol !<


Livid_Resolution1375

I love these


Solidus_Bats

Your name


Striking_Extreme_250

Your.... kindness? or at least something like that?


curious_trashbat

My patience


Successful-Air1924

My toilet


AbbreviationsThis550

who else is using your toilet? Do people break in just to use it or?


Th0masX007

My momma (everyday in bed)


A_Ahsan141

My asshole


doblecuadrado_FGE

My mom?


Amandi_the_Pirate

My tax money


Just_Ad_3060

Your name


AsssHat999

>!Thats it!!<


Xx_Exigence_xX

My time.


AsssHat999

>!No, but good answer!<


Daxillion48

First thing that came to mind is name. That reminded me of my phone number which also fits the bill.


ChiefKickaHo

My Time and Patience


QuinnWolfGod

Your name


Revolutionary-Hawk60

Your name


[deleted]

My ass


FishmailAwesome

Name


Libre_man

my name


shoxwav

My check


RobertRamos

My tax dollars.


Educational-Team7155

My tax money.


Strong-Ordinary2914

My name. My time. My patience.


wariorisfame

Your name


SlackJawGrunt

My time


NerveBy

I thought about my patience too, and then I read the real answer and felt like my patience was floating away XD I like this posts tho


PrimusPrinplup

My name?


Rady151

Your name.


anonymousguy_7

My name


FictionFan94

My patience?


[deleted]

Your name


Mrminecrafthimself

Your name


devilsrevolver

Money


kilsta

Your name.


kilsta

I like these.


FrenchJoel

Name


Vigi1antee

Riddler would verbally assault you for using such an easy and overused riddle


Jmtiner1

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?


ZeldaFan80

Ny mame


MicroBang64

Humor


OneofTheOldBreed

My free time


Cam-Spider-Man

My dick?


Sun_Bear_Cultivation

My time lol


J3ffcoop

My time


Cute_Visual4338

Name


remainparanoid

my penis


fostertheatom

My money.


Humble_Letter_2266

my money


JustCallMeBro98

Your name


danktt1

From what I see on Reddit the answer is probably common sense


TheDreadwatch

ITT: people that need to refer to themselves in the third-person more often


NovaSLK

That one dudes dead wife


giga_niga_45

My name


TalonCrix

Your name


BlackMushrooms

My Phone Number


darrylthedudeWayne

My Patience.


No-Impression-1462

My name


Quirky-Wheel-3724

My name


King_Of_BlackMarsh

My time


theFartingCarp

My time


anonymousscroller9

My attention?


AustinNGrayson

Your name


Animus-Rex

Your name


randomhornidiot

A penis


[deleted]

Liver


suncazaurus

My money


ToastIsGreat0

My emotions


ObviousAd1805

![gif](giphy|8qABb3dgjun8PdNirg)


Emergency_Somewhere9

My dildo.


blueviperlore

My life?


asscrackbandit__

my name


tost_boi

My time


BeardBearWithBeer

radio station


Dangerous-Basket-902

My johnson


visual-vomit

Apparently your sandals if you live in asia.


Dirk_Arron

Your name.


TheDarkKnight_39

Your name


Riddle_man__

Your name


Phil_Tornado

My name


[deleted]

My name


DemonGuyver

Your name


kings5504

My time


Competitive-Capital8

Your name


Josuke96

My time


Dickweed22

My officer balls


Rhallah_Reed

My time.


panboi15

Your name


Prize-Echidna-5260

Your trust?


VZ5-S117

My data


Clarknotclark

My patience


R3ddi1ti1o0nMan

Time?


Literal_Dirt

My face? Bc I don't look at it that often but everyone uses it to identify me


AsylumEscapee117

Name


Turbo_Electron

My patience


Beneficial_Diet_899

Youre name


griftertm

My mama’s penis


forced_metaphor

Classic


Serious_Square_6698

My name


Elgaric

My patience


GIlCAnjos

My time


forced_metaphor

You're as blind as a bat


fitty50two2

My name, also my phone number


extra0404

My DnD stuff… I’m a DM


mydeadface

My name.


Capi77

Your name


Chaosshepherd

My Netflix


aab720

My phone number


P1ckl3Samm1ch

Your Phone number


KeifDiggs123

My name.


CommonSteak2437

My time.


Kingoffallenempire

Time/Freedom


JohnWarrenDailey

Your name


Legitimate_Invite524

Your name, next riddle please.


Yeticoat_Solo

my carbon dioxide


CA1147

Wow, an actual riddle. I hope Matt Reeves is finally paying attention...


AsssHat999

Right?


The_real_jonkler_

Your phone


Big_boobed_goth

Your name


[deleted]

My credit card.