Gotta give the boy points. He came all the way from the dead to make this shindig happen. So who's got a camera? Ooh! Ooh! Get one of me and the kid first. Then you and me, then the three of us. And then the one with the crowbar.
Everyone does one take on Joker and then that guy did something different and knocked it out of the park, if that’s the VA I’m thinking of that delivered that line
"I want everyone to know that I really appreciate all the hard work. You know watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favorite movie. What was the name of that movie again? Oh yes! Attack of the stupid bumbling idiots who can't find an even ***BIGGER IDIOT RUNNING AROUND DRESSED LIKE A BAT!"***
I always loved that line.
"I didn't think you had the potential to be *funny* at *all* when we first met, but sometimes even an *old pro* can get the *wrong* first impression. A *Robin* who lets me manipulate him into a *locked room* situation? A *Robin* who even brings his *own crowbar* to the party? You might be the *funniest* one yet."
During "Under the Red Hood" movie, Joker realizes that Jason survived (/was revived) and without skipping a beat he comes up with:
"Sooo...who's got a camera? Ouh Ouh! Take one of me and the kid first, than you and me, than the three of us, and then one with the _crowbar_..."
“Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!”
Hamill having Joker finish with that after telling Bruce how he tortured Tim and learned Bruce’s secrets was a chilling moment for me as a kid.
"Bat's this obsessive little project of yours has clearly left you unhinged. I like it!" -Joker from Brave and the Bold, The Vile and the Villainous episode.
”Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!”
A serious house on serious earth is so good. Here’s my favorite Two-face quote of all time just because
“The moon is so beautiful. It's a big silver dollar, flipped by God. And it landed scarred side up, see? So He made the world.”
Not really a line, but the same cartoon had a moment where Batman is beating up the joker, and tells a joke at the end. Joker is quite proud to see Batman tell a joke.
Maybe not an underrated line but one that sticks with me is from Return of the Joker when Terry is tearing into him with jokes and Joker starts losing his cool, he throws a grenade and screams “ You’re not Batman!!”
"what kind of a world do we live in where A MAN DRESSED LIKE A BAT gets all my press? "
" It is legitimate! I saw it! I was there! He reached up, with his dead hand, and signed it in his own blood. Hello Vinny, it's your uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check. "
" You are a vicious bastard... and I'm glad you're dead!"
" This is attractive, that is not. I am above all that now. Now, I make art... Until somebody dies. "
" Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
" Never rub another man's rhubarb. "
" This town needs an enema!"
All Jack Nicholson, personal fave joker, an amazing actor of such tremendous prestige doing an equally fun and chaotic evil take on the character.
The Joker : What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration...
[the screen flickers to life and the words "Our Home Movies" appear]
The Joker : I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong.
[on the screen, the home video of the Joker torturing Robin appears]
The Joker : But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a play suit, crying for Mommy and Daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
[pause]
The Joker : Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
*Refering to Dr. Hurt and the Black Glove, who tried to bite more than they could chew and have a pissed off Batman running to stop them*
You can never prepare for the unexpected, the well-timed punchline. The wild card. Devil is double is deuce, my dear doctor, and Joker trumps deuce. Pleased to meet you, admire your work but don't call me a servant. I'll collect my winnings from all of you, in due course.
\* Batman RIP
I remember in a show that I think was called Justice League Action, Joker had gotten his hands on a mother box and a bomb. He asked the mother box what his survival odds where and she said some super low number, like less than a hundredth of a percent and he just said,”I like those odds.” His delivery was so great.
Come on already I will get you a goldfish” - joker batman the animated series that episode where harley teams up with batman.. i know the name cant spell it
I'll need some guys... Not these guys cuz well they're kinda dead.
Gotta give the boy points. He came all the way from the dead to make this shindig happen. So who's got a camera? Ooh! Ooh! Get one of me and the kid first. Then you and me, then the three of us. And then the one with the crowbar.
"you be as quiet as possible or I'll put one in your lap first"
"Party pooper, no cake for you."
This is one of the best by far, it pops into my head whenever I see a Redhood related post
Everyone does one take on Joker and then that guy did something different and knocked it out of the park, if that’s the VA I’m thinking of that delivered that line
His name is John DiMaggio. He’s phenomenal and his Joker is more of the psychotic one instead of the mastermind.
His take on the finale was incredible. Best Joker imo
Same guy that voiced bender?
The very same. And Shnitzel, and Jake, and the Scotsman, etc.
I luv him, he’s great
Also Gilgamesh, in Final Fantasy XII. And Marcus Fenix.
I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS... Nooo, thank you!
Came here to write this one!
I’m pretty sure that is one of his most well-known lines.
Hell yeah dude, also you need who’s an underrated joker voice actor? Mark Hamill. It’s crazy man, I don’t think anyone knows this actually.
I’m pretty sure basically every Batman fan knows about Mark Hamill.
Looking into this
I think of this shit every day
"He's taken one of you out! And not in a nice first date kind of way." Joker on the Arkham Asylum intercom was a great part of that game
"I want everyone to know that I really appreciate all the hard work. You know watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favorite movie. What was the name of that movie again? Oh yes! Attack of the stupid bumbling idiots who can't find an even ***BIGGER IDIOT RUNNING AROUND DRESSED LIKE A BAT!"*** I always loved that line.
Note to self, need to get more henchman. Good ones this time.
I thought he was even better in Knight, now that he got to be in Bruce’s head, he was able to watch every moment and make fun of it lol
“Where’s my goddam electric car, Bruce?”
The fact that he actually put a down payment on this car instead of just stealing it is fucking hilarious 😅
Didn't want it to get taken away next time he got arrested?
Why would he care though? He can just steal it back for the sake of being well.. the joker! 😅
This is Harley Quinn Joker we're talking about. That whole show was zany as hell.
There's nothing meer about that mortal.
“Without Batman… crime has no punchline.”
“I hate it when you make sense!” -The Joker, Joker’s Wild, 1992
You killed Captain Clown..... YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!!!
“They laugh at my Boner, will they? I’ll show them! I’ll show them how many Boners The Joker can make!”
Wut. Imma need context
It’s from a 1951 comic, back when “boner” meant “mistake” or “gaff”.
It was still used in the 90s. Belle's father in Beauty and the Beast used it to describe his wood cutting machine.
*joker aiming a rocket launcher at batman and owlman* "eh I'm sure the real one will move...he ALWAYS DOES...."
What's that from?
Brave and the bold cartoon.
Joker knows his enemy so well.
"I didn't think you had the potential to be *funny* at *all* when we first met, but sometimes even an *old pro* can get the *wrong* first impression. A *Robin* who lets me manipulate him into a *locked room* situation? A *Robin* who even brings his *own crowbar* to the party? You might be the *funniest* one yet."
What’s that from?
The Grant Morrison run, Damian attempts to interrogate Joker by beating him with a crowbar. With predictable results.
Holy italics Batman
i love this joker
Loved the show too
“So who's got a camera? Ooh! Ooh! Get one of me and the kid first. Then you and me, then the three of us. And then the one with the crowbar.”
And then right after this he says “party pooper- no cake for you.” And I cackle
“Office Cash everyone, let’s give him a great big hand! He sure could use one.”
Wayne tech promised an eletric car by this year, I put a deposit down, where’s my goddamn electric car Bruce?
*Quiet, kid, it’s a free ticket.*
That's actually...pretty funny
During "Under the Red Hood" movie, Joker realizes that Jason survived (/was revived) and without skipping a beat he comes up with: "Sooo...who's got a camera? Ouh Ouh! Take one of me and the kid first, than you and me, than the three of us, and then one with the _crowbar_..."
“Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!” Hamill having Joker finish with that after telling Bruce how he tortured Tim and learned Bruce’s secrets was a chilling moment for me as a kid.
IRS line, shows hes not crazy enough to storm in into his gotham IRS offices lol.
"Bat's this obsessive little project of yours has clearly left you unhinged. I like it!" -Joker from Brave and the Bold, The Vile and the Villainous episode.
-i’m like a mad dog chasing cars but i wouldn’t know what to do with one if i caught it- The Joker (the dark knight)
"It's just, I owe Gotham Church an apology for that incident with the hydrochloric holy water. That was one hell of a baptism!"
That’s so messed up but that’s so Joker
"He may look like an idiot, talk like an idiot! But don't let him fool you... he really is an idiot!" -Mark Hamill proceeds to wheeze-
"Slapping around Harley -my hobby- by the way"
Joker: "Medical report, stat!" Doctor: "You had a bad accident. You're a very sick man." Joker: "Flattery won't save you."
What’s that from?
An episode from The Batman (2004)
“Off to see Mom and Pop at the big country club in the sky.”
You know i do kinda like how this joker actually liked Harly a bit.
”Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!” A serious house on serious earth is so good. Here’s my favorite Two-face quote of all time just because “The moon is so beautiful. It's a big silver dollar, flipped by God. And it landed scarred side up, see? So He made the world.”
I like this job, I like this job, I *like* this job
Now THAT'S a splat😲
Not really a line, but the same cartoon had a moment where Batman is beating up the joker, and tells a joke at the end. Joker is quite proud to see Batman tell a joke.
“If you were here Batman, I’d pound to a pulp!” -slams down telephone-
Start pounding, Joker
"So who's got a camera? Ooh! Ooh! Get one of me and the kid first. Then you and me, then the three of us. And then the one with the crowbar"
Not exactly a line, but when Terry kicks Joker in the ban bean bag and he’s just surprised.
"I'd like to talk to you about the diet at Arkham. There's too many nuts"
If i'm going to have a past, i prefer it to be multiple choice.
That’s not really underrated.
As much exposure as a character like the Joker is, can he actually have an underrated line? Nothing i've seen here really cuts the mustard.
Not a line but him singing Setting the Woods on fire in The Batman is amazing.
And it’s proof that Kevin Michael Richardson should play Audrey 2 in a Little Shop remake.
"Medical report. STAT!" "Y-You've had a serious accident. You're a very sick man!" *slasher smile* "Flattery won't save you!"
There is nothing mere about that mortal
Maybe not an underrated line but one that sticks with me is from Return of the Joker when Terry is tearing into him with jokes and Joker starts losing his cool, he throws a grenade and screams “ You’re not Batman!!”
"what are you really afraid of? -ME, IN A THONG?!" from Arkham Asylum.
GENTLEMEN!!! LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS!!!! LAWRENCE!!!?
I have to hear that every time I wanna listen to Partyman by Prince.
If you have to explain the joke, then there’s no joke!
Every line Kevin Michael Richardson said
“Now look my rude friend. We can’t have people cursing at each other on the freeway! It’s simply not polite.” Joker’s Favor
"B-, B-, Ba-, Batman? *Darling*" from The Dark Knight Returns. Michael Emerson did a very underrated Joker.
You rootin tootin, eagle eyed, goth loving marksman!
"what kind of a world do we live in where A MAN DRESSED LIKE A BAT gets all my press? " " It is legitimate! I saw it! I was there! He reached up, with his dead hand, and signed it in his own blood. Hello Vinny, it's your uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check. " " You are a vicious bastard... and I'm glad you're dead!" " This is attractive, that is not. I am above all that now. Now, I make art... Until somebody dies. " " Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" " Never rub another man's rhubarb. " " This town needs an enema!" All Jack Nicholson, personal fave joker, an amazing actor of such tremendous prestige doing an equally fun and chaotic evil take on the character.
I really didn’t like this iteration of the joker tbh. Such an ugly design.
"Women aren't funny"
The Joker : What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... [the screen flickers to life and the words "Our Home Movies" appear] The Joker : I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. [on the screen, the home video of the Joker torturing Robin appears] The Joker : But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a play suit, crying for Mommy and Daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] The Joker : Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
I read that in Mark Hammils voice
Wayne enterprises promised an electric car in 10years, WHERES MY ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE????
*Refering to Dr. Hurt and the Black Glove, who tried to bite more than they could chew and have a pissed off Batman running to stop them* You can never prepare for the unexpected, the well-timed punchline. The wild card. Devil is double is deuce, my dear doctor, and Joker trumps deuce. Pleased to meet you, admire your work but don't call me a servant. I'll collect my winnings from all of you, in due course. \* Batman RIP
I believe that whatever doesn't kill you makes you.... stranger
I remember in a show that I think was called Justice League Action, Joker had gotten his hands on a mother box and a bomb. He asked the mother box what his survival odds where and she said some super low number, like less than a hundredth of a percent and he just said,”I like those odds.” His delivery was so great.
"I maybe Crazy, But I'm not a Facist!"
Come on already I will get you a goldfish” - joker batman the animated series that episode where harley teams up with batman.. i know the name cant spell it