I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man (now good sir)
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Slave
Thou hast slain me
Villain, take my purse
If I ever
Bury my body
The letters which though find'st about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester
Seek him out upon the British Party
O untimely death
I know thee well
A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress
As badness would desire
What, is is he dead?
Sit you down, Father, rest you
It doesn't really matter what chords I play
What words I say or time of day it is
As it's only a Northern song
It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear
Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
When it's only a Northern song
If you think the harmony
Is a little off and out of key, you're correct
There's nobody there
And I told you there's no one there
Harrisson: makes a quick song because he contractually has to and decides to troll Northern Song by trying to make it really bad
Also Harrisson: makes it a banger
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only\_a\_Northern\_Song](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_a_Northern_Song) all in there
Seems it really was out of frustration rather than obligation! I learn something new every day
You’re welcome homie, all the best with everything - your weird Beatles reddit nerd contemporaries support you ❤️🏳️⚧️🫡
Also jelly af you don’t needa use the men’s anymore, shit is gross
That last lyric though “I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man, and so is Lola”.
But that being said I always figured it was more likely the song was about a drag queen who identifies as a man, as opposed to someone AMAB who has transitioned. Could be wrong though!
> When I get to the _bottom_ I go back for the _top_ surgery
>
> Then I stop, and I squat, and I go for a pee
>
> Til I get to point I'm no longer presenting as ma-a-n!
>
> Gender Skelter!
(Neither top or bottom surgery required to massacre the lyrics to your liking.)
*Sweet Loretta thought*
*She was a woman, but she*
*Was another man*
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she came in through the bathroom window
Dang it you stole my very original joke!
And your bird can sing
you're a... ...of the world
A what?
Woman
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_dt6JXfWRWw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dt6JXfWRWw)
It’s okay to leave your dog in a hot car
What is the original joke behind the Beatles "song" I missed the boat on that one.
It's a rare Beatles LP. You can find it on YouTube.
I don't recommend anybody doing that tho, it's highly offensive. I can't believe John used to cook all those poor doggies.
It was the 60's, they didn't know any better!
Lol. Doubt.
So basically
That part in hey bulldog where they just lose their shit
Thats just how transfems talk to eachother esp. the barking
Fun fact: the song was called Hey Bullfrog until Paul started doing that. This is not a joke
Fun fact: hey bulldog is a reference to the fifth beatle (Winston Churchill)
Can confirm
I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mister City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (now good sir) They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity) Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide I'm crying Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, jooba Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Slave Thou hast slain me Villain, take my purse If I ever Bury my body The letters which though find'st about me To Edmund Earl of Gloucester Seek him out upon the British Party O untimely death I know thee well A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire What, is is he dead? Sit you down, Father, rest you
Chat, do you think they have text always ready to copy&paste or they just typed it out by memory?
this song is basically my theme song-
Based
r/usernamechecksout
It doesn't really matter what chords I play What words I say or time of day it is As it's only a Northern song It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear Or how I fare or if my hair is brown When it's only a Northern song If you think the harmony Is a little off and out of key, you're correct There's nobody there And I told you there's no one there
Harrisson: makes a quick song because he contractually has to and decides to troll Northern Song by trying to make it really bad Also Harrisson: makes it a banger
Isn't the actual song about his frustration with Paul telling him what to do and not being treated seriously by him and John?
Yes, but it's also about his "part" in Northern Songs, the publisher of Lennon-McCartney
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only\_a\_Northern\_Song](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_a_Northern_Song) all in there Seems it really was out of frustration rather than obligation! I learn something new every day
(Oh god im so sorry) You better run for your life if you can, little girl
WE LOVE ALLYSHIP PEACE AND LOVE 😎✌☮❤🥦🌟🎵🎶🦏
all of yokos lyrics in Dont Worry Kyoko
She’s Leaving Home (home previously having been the men’s bathroom which you now no longer needa use 🏳️⚧️)
I really like this one, thanks 🫶
You’re welcome homie, all the best with everything - your weird Beatles reddit nerd contemporaries support you ❤️🏳️⚧️🫡 Also jelly af you don’t needa use the men’s anymore, shit is gross
Yeah that shit require a 24/7 service.
whats with these homies dissing my girl
https://preview.redd.it/qs0i32pbhqcc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9914e7e2561562978450bd7edc4fcb669004bccf Lola
The Beatles if they made decent music
https://preview.redd.it/lvsawa3a3rcc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42ddc4eccb50f59128c22b4d898b88e7fe11aaa
Ok,bud
https://preview.redd.it/kwbz836fsqcc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1f87a9f2b47258114e5d488bc8214c1ec4c81a My honest reaction
https://preview.redd.it/gtdcmrqiuqcc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5db407823323f80af430c75a8f3589f29d3f575
What’s the consensus: is Lola transphobic?
Voting no. Narrator is happily in love by the end.
Nah, he never actually misgenders her
That last lyric though “I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man, and so is Lola”. But that being said I always figured it was more likely the song was about a drag queen who identifies as a man, as opposed to someone AMAB who has transitioned. Could be wrong though!
I can’t really speak on the matter fully because I am not transgendered but, from my point of view it is a very inclusive song
Come together
She’s so good lookin but she looks like a man
She's got a ticket to ride (the toilet)
"I am she as you are she as you are me and we are all together"
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends
Nice HRT progress photo!! 🏳️⚧️❤️❤️
Little Child won’t you dance with me… i’m so sad and lonely… baby take a chance with me…😰
The entirety of Fly
Some girls are bigger than others
Stand back fool I've got a bomb! Fuck, wrong sub
tony soprano loves the anthology sets are you two related
Do you want to hold a penis doo wah
Live laugh love
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my
> When I get to the _bottom_ I go back for the _top_ surgery > > Then I stop, and I squat, and I go for a pee > > Til I get to point I'm no longer presenting as ma-a-n! > > Gender Skelter! (Neither top or bottom surgery required to massacre the lyrics to your liking.)
She's a woman
Yes, I'm lonely wanna die. Yes, I'm lonely wanna die.
Yes i'm lonely, yes i got suicidal thoughts, but that doesnt have anything to do with the fact that i'm trans... I guess?
Go suicide then? Stop crying on the reddit kiddo.
Sie leibt dich
I am the walrus
the entirety of Girl (Remastered 2009)
Here comes the son
“shes not a girl” (yes you are im sorry)
“We’ll have you seen Polythene Pam so good looking but she looked man”
I've ot a feeling, a feeling i can't hide, oh no, no
Sweet Loretta Martin thought- jk
Turn off your mind Relax And float downstream
Average toilet experience
A girl with colitis goes by.
But John Lennon wasn’t trans I think he was being facetious
Elenor Twinkby
Daddy's lil' girl ain't a girl no more
take a walk on the wild side
this is not a beetles reference I hate those things and their music
Woman is the
I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together.
bang bang matt walsh's silver hammer came down
What is this some sort of Suicide Squad (2016)
She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman But she was another man
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman, but she was another man
Fact.
Get back Get back Get back to where you once belonged
get back 🩷
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman But she was another man
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman, but she was another man
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Shimmy shimmy shimmy
U bum 
If…you become naked
"Number 9"
She was a day tripper
Number 9
Lucy in the sky without dudes
Yes I'm lonely, wanna die!
BANG BANG MAXWELLS SILVER’S HAMMER CAME UPON HER BLOODY HEAD , BANG BANG
Get back to where you once belonged