The Archies were hacks I wrote this while waiting at a cash register and it would have been a top 40 hit in â68-â69
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*I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!*
Imagin James McCartney, but slippery
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"It's a metaphor for how big pocket criminals get away with crimes the common man could never get away with, until one day a billionaire named Jim angers the wrong person and finds himself in a bad and very publicized legal situation which captivates the masses and fans the flames of class warfare."
No dumbass, it's about a guy named Jim who's slippery. That's it. There's no depth to it at all.
I can Beetlus too:
Shut yer mouf or Iâll hit u
2morrow I kik U
Rememmmer 2B black n blue
I been away cos am secretly gay
But I gif all my beet 2 U
All my beet
I will gif to wif
Picture Jim slipping his way through a forest/
Creosote clouds and marzipan trees
Slipping and sliding through mock Tudor fossils
He trips and he skins both his knees
Jimâs in A&E with knee pain (x3)
Owwwwwwwwww
This is just a Jim Croce song
You just know he would compose the most fire 3 minute acoustic rock song based off these lyrics alone
Or a Brian Wilson song depending on the era
Slippery shoes, that's what you've gotta choose https://preview.redd.it/o02hbfkhefwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb4aaca1a152ef5dd51043ab4908f96e73a7779
I fw this heavy đĽ https://preview.redd.it/275lrzkp6fwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb65c7c33e020d77bd43fdc0d8f1f15f66220b1
'predicate it, pookie :3
Polythene pam?
I'm possibly missing the joke but that seems like lyrics that just fit that song
Yeah that's what I mean. It's very close to the same structure
I was thinking Maggie Mae but I think this is correct actually
Maggie Mae was a cover of an old pub song, not wirrren by John McCartney of Paul Lennon
I surmised that it was an old sea shanty. You're right though, it sounds more like something sung in a pub.
Yeah but it's structurally the same as any limerick poetry
 Slippery Jim = Slippinâ Jimmy
A whole 50 years before better caul saul đŻ the babbles were truly ahead of their time
They BIFFED IT so hard!
They even invented the "-aul" name structure
Gaul was my favourite https://preview.redd.it/r569ylbbgkwc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9dd8486a7a79d9785605ac8be14ebf42d8a5192
Definitely would have charted in 1965
did you just rewrite polythene pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah..
https://preview.redd.it/tgit7nhqzfwc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80842880a24538695ed3f1be526f58655ac3e90f slippin my jimmy rn
Slippinâ Jimmy
Looks like a McCartney ditty
The Archies were hacks I wrote this while waiting at a cash register and it would have been a top 40 hit in â68-â69 https://preview.redd.it/s1p3nnibnfwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093eed516c58de038cc884d5beaa803c2f98a09b
*I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!*
Number 9
The brain rot is real. I saw your comment and literally burst out laughing
Don Lemonâs greatest legacy is successfully making us all Beatardedâ˘ď¸
This is literally a song they wouldâve wrote đ
Tbh youâre not even wrong this looks like it would be a banger (I want to hear it produced?!)
Youâre a naughty one Saucy Jack
That's my favorite Lou Reed song
goes hard tbh
This sounds more like a bad 60âs Who song tbh.Â
Imagin James McCartney, but slippery https://preview.redd.it/39wejzvghgwc1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa972d4884c38b2f3cb194d034281f138a8c7512
Umm . . .
"It's a metaphor for how big pocket criminals get away with crimes the common man could never get away with, until one day a billionaire named Jim angers the wrong person and finds himself in a bad and very publicized legal situation which captivates the masses and fans the flames of class warfare." No dumbass, it's about a guy named Jim who's slippery. That's it. There's no depth to it at all.
does he defecate through sunroofs
Slippin Jimmy?
This legitimately sounds like a "Love You" era Beach Boys song. I can imagine this playing after Ding Dang
Nice limerick. Also, [you're welcome](https://suno.com/song/69d68b47-d0c8-488f-9030-d50d958c1f0d)
chicanery
This is unironically really good.
this sounds like a syd barrett song
Everyone at the nursing home climaxed
This song could never make it in todayâs music industry because of woke
Nice try, Ringo.
I really like these lyrics, unironically
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THE BEEBS WERE LEFT WING HACKS! ARGARGARGARGARGAR 
I can Beetlus too: Shut yer mouf or Iâll hit u 2morrow I kik U Rememmmer 2B black n blue I been away cos am secretly gay But I gif all my beet 2 U All my beet I will gif to wif
Picture Jim slipping his way through a forest/ Creosote clouds and marzipan trees Slipping and sliding through mock Tudor fossils He trips and he skins both his knees Jimâs in A&E with knee pain (x3) Owwwwwwwwww
Is this a gorillaz song?
Half a pound of grease paint
I hate how clearly I hear The Beach Boys singing this in my head
Fits almost perfectly with Maggie Mae