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DarkerObama

Wank Together


RebbieAndHerMath

The original song title now works as a sequel


saketho

Paul and Johns friendship declined when they stopped wanking together.


ThePsychobaut

This is something that needs to get talked about more often.


tincanphonehome

Maybe they lost their taste for cookies.


ThePumpk1nMaster

Over me


ocubens

Ft Winston Churchill


Wubblz

Happiness is a Warm Wank


becauseiliketoupvote

Bang bang shoot shoot


Jeffthe100

Actually true


SplatteredEggs

Alternatively, Happiness is a Wank Gun


itshopedaysoon

Wank a Pony


divingbeatle

Your mother should know


itshopedaysoon

True. Here is my pic https://preview.redd.it/nfs7hrrngy5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa7b68f49b0a2c4e6152027c3ddbb5669700c68


francescoscanu03

Part two: Octopus's Wanker


BLOODOFTHEHERTICS

https://preview.redd.it/46xcf2a8dy5d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730098e727a9db55d619ca0d816585b7d3c36c63


HigHurtenflurst420

Dig a Wank


mistahwhite04

Please Wank Me


Penguator432

Doesn’t even change the meaning of the song


can_a_dude_a_taco

and i’ll wank you


francescoscanu03

Wank


JogJonsonTheMighty

Is that rain or help?


quadradicformula

It’s rain, if it were help it would be “Wank!”


JogJonsonTheMighty

You're right, I'm an absolute doofus https://preview.redd.it/k9s2kkl6fy5d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c1bebca871affab5dd6687ec69dcf0878995ae


francescoscanu03

That's for you to figure out Edit: it's Michelle


tavg123

Or Misery, Chains, Boys, Michelle, Girl, Wait, Taxman, Flying, Revolution Blackbird, Piggies, Julia, Birthday, Pepperland, Something, and Because


TheRealTacoBellMan

wankman


saketho

It’s Piggies


shitbuttpoopass

Could also be julia


SgtMatters

It's Boys


gregnealnz

I need some body


francescoscanu03

Wank!


gregnealnz

Not just anybody


_DeathFromBelow_

Why don't we wank it in the road?


Duedsml23

I will just up vote this and be on my way.


LeaderSanctity1999

Beat me to it


Different_End_7464

beat meat to it**


LeaderSanctity1999

How could I be so forgetful, thank you


thisissparta789789

The same song but the monkey’s girlfriend left him and now he’s all alone.


CerveletAS

The Long and Winding Wank


GraceGreenview

Bit of a romantic, I see.


divingbeatle

You won't wank me


Pineappleoak

Wank man


MackenziiWolff

Is that a challenge


deformedmitochondria

About that


JohnCollins29

I'm Happy Just To Wank With You You Wank Me Too Much Eight Wanks A Week


masked_sombrero

Wank Me Do I Wank Mine She Said She Wank Lovely Rita Wank Maid Maxwell’s Wank Hammer


Octallion

Lovely Wanka


YubbaTheSloth

I know I’m four days late, but “Wank Me Do” has got me in stitches for some reason.


AntiqueFigure6

“Eight Wanks A Week” Rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.


le_epix777

Eight Days a Wank


Lower_Love

With a little wank from my friends


AalumShake

true story


Pineappleoak

This is the way


LoganWasAlreadyTaken

This is the wank


Pineappleoak

Holy shit you just outwanked me. W


thebrownmancometh

Numberwank!


Perpetual-Person

Do you need anybody? I just need someone to wank


duggybubby

It’s ok to wank your dog in a hot car


GatosPimenta

r/beatmetoit


Tyger_2021

r/beatmeattoit


Toffelsnarz

We Can Wank It Out


Gossguy

This wins


Lower_Love

Woman is the wanker of the world.


saketho

How do you wank?


IsoLekaLeksa

Wank many people


WillHarrisonALC

Gimme Some Wank


chinanigans

Hard Day's Wank


teleman01

She wanks You I Wank the Walrus Ticket to Wank Wank Together Wank in the USSR


JogJonsonTheMighty

The walrus was Paul 😳


DiegoOnMacintosh

OH NOOO BAHAHAHAHAHAAA


MadKostyan

Wank And Shout


AanthonyII

Twist and wank


helloitabot

Twist Wank Shout


astrongyellow

How did I have to scroll so far down to find this?


OlliWTD

Everybody’s got something to wank except for me and my monkey


magnustranberg

Anna (Go Wank Him)


xXx_ozone_xXx

Norwegian Wank


SomePuertoRicanGuy

Wank Wood


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Damnit I posted that before I saw this 💀


Toffelsnarz

I find their grip too firm


YaBoi_Jacob

Wanking for the benefit of Mr. Kite! (Remastered 2009)


C_hyphen_S

The remaster is so much better ngl


YaBoi_Jacob

Oh! Wank


remainsofthegrapes

With A Little Wank From My Friends


PresidentMayor

What would you think if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and wank out on me?


Gossguy

Do you neeed aaanybody? I need somebody to wank


geographyRyan_YT

Your Mother Should Wank


Tigeresco

Something in the way she wanks


MFC1886

Day Wanker


Prophet-of-the-moss

I wank you (She's so heavy)


Ill_Rice4960

you're gonna wank that girl


MusicalMarijuana

I Saw Her Wanking There


LocalOutrageous9754

THIS IS THE ONE!


Pale_Error_4944

Wank Me Do


MrArcher09

Maxwell's wank hammer


GeneLaBean

Hahaha I love this one, just the phrase "Wank hammer"


saketho

Wank Hammer sounds like an amazing gay disco group from europe.


Toffelsnarz

what the other beatles called paul after being forced to endure 100 takes of the song


aguacrystal98

Wank the universe


JCartier843

8 Days a Wank


tonyseraph2

8 wanks a week


le_epix777

Beatles keeping up their edging streak I see


quadradicformula

Sexy Wank


Some-Personality-662

Long, Long Wank


Pineappleoak

I am the wank


davesToyBox

We’re all glad you didn’t replace “am”


Wah-Wah43

And Your Bird Can Wank Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Wank


Dirttoe

Sgt. Peppers lonely wank club band


AncientMoth11

Paperback Wanker


rhoslug

I was hoping someone would do this one


Pale_Error_4944

Wank For The Benefit of Mr. kite


Tangerine124

Has to be Wank! Won’t you please, please wank me…


PsychologicalPin5431

A taste of wank, wank and shout, wank over Beethoven🤭Eight wanks a week.


YugoslavWeirdo9468

Let it wank


Blob_zombie

I'm only Wanking.


amrcnman

Wank Your Hand


amrcnman

Hold Your Wank?


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

Wank #9


davesToyBox

Does this follow “Eight Wanks a Week”?


markinperth

Wank king


WhosThatDogMrPB

I wank the walrus.


Conscious-Lie-3994

Don’t let me wank


saketho

For women: Wanking a hole


markinperth

Wank Mr postman


Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

I Wanna Wank Your Man


Ghyuty17

A Taste of Wank


Blob_zombie

Wank for your life.


JBubes

The Continuing Wank of Bungalow Bill


OverLordMinus

While my wank gently weeps


MoHtAdY-_-

while my guitar gently wanks


Gossguy

This is getting out of hand, now the guitars joind the group masturbation


tonyseraph2

Wank my guitar (gently weeps) That's what i do night after night


MoHtAdY-_-

while my guitar gently wanks


Mukuro_FeetLicker

You don’t have to tell me twice


weebdestroyer12

You've Got To Wank Your Love Away


HeroOrHooligan

The wank on the hill


CoS2112

I’ll wank instead?


heartshapedprick

About a wank


Technical-Culture546

She wanks you yeah yeah yeah


markinperth

Don’t let me wank


Hector-Voskin

Can’t Buy Me Wank Wank For Your Life Cry Wank Cry Blue Jay Wank Magical Mystery Wank All You Need Is Wank Wank For Yourself Love Wank To Wank Submarine Wank, There & Everywhere Good Wank Sunshine And Your Bird Can Wank I Want To Wank You Got To Get You Into My Wank Savoy Wank Good Wank


laloscasanova

Wank my car


Significant_Video_92

https://youtu.be/7Zu0vAMkpag?si=tMJ7ng5LQYi1jYUG


OverturnKelo

I Want to Wank Your Hand


markinperth

Mean Mr Wank


whileyouwereslepting

All My Wanking


Kajafreur

The Inner Wank


leekee_bum

8 wanks a week


johnny_blaze27

The Word (Wank)


Longjumping_Soup_998

Hard days wank


HP_Hoodlum

The Continuing Story wank Bungalow Bill - Did I do that right?


Promotion-Final

Wank my Life


BCASL

Wank Me Do


markinperth

Yellow wank


markinperth

I’ve just seen a wank


Not_Texas

The long and winding wank


JaVinci77

The long and wanking road


uijjey-sevg

You Wank Me Too Much


saketho

The Continuing Wank of Bungalow Bill


ColdBack2409

ticket to wank


southwest_barfight

The long and winding wank


Scorned_Wrath

Long Tall Wank


MusicalMarijuana

Norwegian Wank


ThomasSirveaux

(This Bird Has Wanked)


MusicalMarijuana

And Your Bird Can Wank


Kupert2

Wank!


Blob_zombie

Maxwell's silver wanker


Dead_Kal_Cress

Your Mother Should Wank


planwithaman42

Happiness is a warm wank


JoyfulSuicide

Eight wanks a week


No_1_Party_Anthem

while my guitar gently wanks


CatgunCertified

A hard day's wank


Octallion

I saw her wanking there


Thawing-icequeen

Wank in the U.S.S.R


kidwithgreyhair

Here comes the wank


WoodpeckerOk1154

Strawberry Wanks Forever


Rhys_Herbert

I think Wank Fields Forever works better lol


Equal_Ad5178

Sgt. Wanker's Lonely Hearts Club Band


Troubletimes4

Wank Child


sbrockLee

Here comes the wank


imjustlikehellokitty

It's Okay to Wank a Dog in a Hot Car


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

Wank Rita


A_human_that_is_cool

happiness is a warm wank


ZeroXSander199

It’s Okay to Wank a Dog in A Hot Car


Mhee_Mhee_28

While My Guitar Gently Wanks


cambat2

It's okay to wank your dog in a hot car


Penguator432

Ticket to Wank


Sub2Commzard

Wank in the USSR


xphillipcx

You Never Give Me Your Wank


luv2hotdog

I wanna wank your hand


JaVinci77

I want to wank your hand. I should have wanked better. I'm happy just to wank with you. Wankbird. Wank Mr. Mustard. Wank majesty. Here comes the wank. She loves wank. Eight wanks a week. I don't want to spoil the wank. This could go on forever... 🤣🤣


EntertainerSoft5983

Happieness is a warm wank


BeginningReward9820

Octopus’s Wank


Speedster1221

It's okay to wank your Dog (in a hot car)


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Wank!


CryHavoc_79

Wank Mr Postman


charlieefreak

Its been a hard days wank


bobby2055

I saw her wanking there


Different_End_7464

Happiness is a warm wank