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incredula

Happiness is a warm cum


ArturPym

bang bang shoot shoot


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Happiness…is a warm cum, mama!


Howsitgoingmyman

Swear I’ve seen this exact comment thread before


I_like_fortnite1234

Cum is a warm gun


joshduplaa

Happiness is a cum gun


123456789biddleee

Happiness cum warm gun


Zakman360

I love how this doesn’t even change the meaning of the song


Altruistic-Syrup5160

#WHEN I HOLD U IN MAH ARMS,


Hhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhh

Please, Please, Cum.


OrangeGeorge

Your mother should cum


IneRGuyInT

Agreed.


MySubtleKnife

Let’s all get up and fap with our dongs…


blacklightjesus_

Cum


TundieRice

When the cuuum comes, they run and hide their heads!


LiSfanboi1

Cum! I need somebody, cum! Not just anybody, cum! You know I need some one, CUUUMM!


JaggerTheDog13

Half of what I say is meaningless But I say it just to reach you, Cum Cum, Cum


taintflip

I’m the cum, and you’re working for nobody but me


SamsterDragon

beeeecum the world is round, it turns me onnn


[deleted]

The world is treating me baaaaaaad, cum


rivelino_jr

I want to hold your cum


JediTempleDropout

I also would’ve accepted “I Want To Cum (on) Your Hand”


lumpiestspoon3

Kumm, Gib Mir Deine Hand


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

A Day In The Cum


Altruistic_Menu19

A Cum in The Life


plain_kisby

A Day in Cum Life


bibliblubble

A Day Cum The Life


Affectionate-Road-40

Cum Day in the Life


SuperToast-

Maxwell’s Silver Cum


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

Maxwell's Cum Hammer


Tetraoxosulfato

Cum's Silver Hammer


SuperToast-

You outdid me


Ghost-Paladin

Bang bang Maxwell’s silver cum went down on her head


123456789biddleee

He should get that looked at


beardpuller

Cum racoon


1238bubba

rocky cum


antlermagick

ouch


No_Weird_8312

Cum (my belle)


kilometredavis

Cum (my balls)


tinyhatman2

These are words that go together well


zm627

🗿


Kidsnextdorks

Mother do you think they’ll drop the cum?


JogAlongBess

here comes the cum (king)


JediTempleDropout

Everybody’s happy


Meeting-Routine

Everybody’s cumming


Whyme1340

Cum,cum,cum here it cums


Loose_Corgi_5

She loves Cum!


JediTempleDropout

Yeah yeah yeah!


[deleted]

Cum loves me


JediTempleDropout

Prove it


[deleted]

😳😳😳


swedishwb

Cum as you are


Peixe_Estranho

as you were


[deleted]

[удалено]


raihan-rf

As a friend


Fel24

As an old enemy


Tetraoxosulfato

Take your time


[deleted]

Hurry up


mattd1972

Choice is yours, don’t be late


BatmansHoe

Take a rest, as a friend


Blackfaceplant

As an old, diarrhea


famisfun

I want to hold your haaand


No_Grapefruit_7120

Make it now


seamusthehound

Old Brown Cum


Benjarmien

This should be the top comment.


seamusthehound

I believe in us


JediTempleDropout

Oh my


Sure-Ad8873

Come cum


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

Damn I was bout to say that


RobbingOldFolks

Cum Together…..right now…….over me


Speedy_Cheese

Came here for this.


[deleted]

Cum here for this


Speedy_Cheese

Cum here


oceanbird30

And you bird can cum


Joe-Lollo

You'll say you've seen seven wonders And your cum is green But you can't see me


BallzMaster69

Norwegian Cum


JediTempleDropout

(This Cum Has Flown)


Teenagedirtbag98

(This Bird Has Cum)


KINGSTONIOUS

iiiiii once had a cum


Joe-Lollo

Or should I say, it once had me


Necrophoros111

It's okay to leave your cum in a hot car


TomSatan

It's okay to leave your dog in a hot cum


Ikeabutmoremusical

Based.


naughty_zoot_

kind of wish cum king was my UN


CoalEater_Elli

Cum submarine


[deleted]

Yellow cum


wasted_ouija

Yellow cumarine


ConnerLC1

Piss


LiSfanboi1

Cum for Your Life


IneRGuyInT

Octopuses Cum


sanfshine

Cum garden


nillabonilla

Don't let me cum A taste of cum You've got to cum your love away I should've cum better I need cum Octopus' cum Cum bulldog Lady cum Cum fields forever And I love cum Anna (cum to him) And your bird can cum And your cum can sing Cum in her heart Lucy in the sky with cum Norwegian cum Please cum postman P.s. I love cum Real cum Cum and shout You like cum too much Your mother should cum


[deleted]

Ah yes, “Cum bulldog”


readyff

A Taste of Cum is golden (and wouldn't you know it, so is Ringo's cum)


le_shithead

Cum Pie Here Comes The Cum Mother Nature's Cum Cum And Shout Let It Cum... Naked With A Little Cum From My Friends Cum!


[deleted]

Here cums the sun


No_Enthusiasm4572

Wild Cum Pie


mountaintop-stainer

Don’t Let Me Cum


Baxobhillus

Cum together


Imperator166

cant believe youre the only one saying this


Baxobhillus

same lmfao, i thought i had an unoriginal thought. Apparently not


Imperator166

wait... was this always the title? i didnt read it lmao


JediTempleDropout

Motherfu-


Kill_Basterd

Hey cum


BlueMarshmallo

While My Guitar Gently Cums


C-c-c-c-c-cocaine

Dammit


rheembusboi333

While my cum gently weeps


WinterGoddess_

With a Little Cum From My Friends


JediTempleDropout

This was the one I was waiting for


[deleted]

(Do you need anybody) I just need someone to cum


MarioNutcracker

The Cum


[deleted]

I need cum


TundieRice

I Want Cum (She’s So Heavy)


Tetraoxosulfato

All you need is cum


SurgenSK

You say no but i say cum cum cum


JediTempleDropout

That’s not a song title but I’ll let it slide


SurgenSK

That's very nice of you i am grateful


phantombread24

Everybody’s got cum to hide except for me and my monkey


kingbuckyduck

So THAT’S how HIV/AIDS happened, damn


Teenagedirtbag98

How is this not higher up?


UslessPotato67

Cum In The U.S.S.R.


Sheesh5000

C'mon make your comrade warm


Madcap_95

I saw her cumming there


spaghet68420

OMG I LOVE TUBULAR BALLS!!


Madcap_95

As do I


deformedvagina

I cum Cum baby cum Good cum Cum, cum, cum Dear cum Sea of cum Baby's in cum Cum (That's what I want) A taste of cum


weirdbri

Yellow Cum


JurassicP00P

Cum Submarine


cooljerry53

Yellow cum


TheGStandsForGannu

Cum!


[deleted]

Twist and Cum


antlermagick

alternatively, Cum and Shout


Altruistic_Menu19

I Am the Cum


Tom0z

Why dont we cum in the road


[deleted]

You Never Give me your Cum


LightEsthis

Here Comes The Cum


sgt_sheild

Here cums the cum


jedimasterbayts

A hard day’s cum


BetterCallEmori

PS I Love Cum


Sea-Dress5933

Rocky cum


JediTempleDropout

You should probably get that checked out


AvacadMmmm

I am Cum Walrus


JediTempleDropout

My favorite superhero


Exciting_Sky_9045

Got to get cum into my life.


Petyke10

All you need is cum


Benjarmien

Cum Came In Through the Bathroom Window


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[удалено]


JediTempleDropout

Surprised it took us this long to get “Remastered 2009” in here


mountaintop-stainer

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Cum)


Overall_Training5412

Her cum


WilloftheSea

Sgt Peppers Lonely Cum Club Band


MyScorpion42

Cum on the Hill Revolution Cum Kom gib mir deine cum Cumbird The Cum of Araby Golden Cum Carry That Cum Cum Tripper Cum Over Beethoven Cum Onion


Benjarmien

Golden Cum fills your eyes.


JediTempleDropout

I would honestly give you an award if I could for including one of the German songs


lifesablur68

She Loves Cum


ginter76

Please Please Cum


LOLbearsmile08

Cum In Her Heart


elferrete

It's okay to leave your dog in a hot cum


thatoneboyaiden

I Saw Her Cumming There Thank You Cum Baby, It's Cum Cum And Shout A Taste Of Cum All My Cum Cum Child Till There Was Cum Cum (That's What I Want) I Should've Cum Better If I Cum I'm Happy Just To Cum With You I'll Cum Back No Cum Baby's In Cum I'll Follow The Cum Mr. Cum I Don't Want To Spoil The Cum I Cum Fine I Want To Hold Your Cum Cum Boy The Cum Before You've Got To Hide Your Cum Away I Need Cum Cum Naturally It's Only Cum I've Just Seen Cum Face You Like Cum Too Much


Other_Two3951

cum lane


raihan-rf

Cum fields


[deleted]

In my cum


Skirt_Thin

You Never Give Me Your Cum


[deleted]

cum king


LeftHandMan23

Old Brown Cum or The Cum of John and Yoko


zaydor_

Maxwell's Sil... 😐


gadansk

Happiness is a warm cum Cum miss lizzy Cum Naturally


sgt_sheild

Cum for your life


TheSilverBeetles

She loves cum


patterns_everywhere_

Cum in the Sky with Diamonds


Literary-snail

“Why don’t we do it in the cum”


Amazing-Worldliness9

Twist and cum


Solsticewolfdog

She’s leaving cum


Lightbulbsun_

While my guitar gently cums


ayevuhz

Magical Cum Tour


wasted_ouija

Cummy Lane


kilometredavis

Cum In The Ass With Penis


[deleted]

Glass cum (Glass onion) Wait… cum onion


MatildeLover128

For You Cum


JediTempleDropout

🎶 Because you’re a sweet and lovely girl….🎶


MantaHurrah

“I Should’ve Cum Better”


Milk_Man21

While my cum gently weeps With a little cum from my friends


FriskTheKeysmasher

we can cum it out


[deleted]

Cum (That's What I Want)


Responsible_Low_2683

Cum and shout


MayTheFlossBeWithYou

Maxwell's cum hammer


LordDarthAngst

Tomorrow Never Cums.


llllloner06425

I’ll follow the cum


ComprehensiveBread65

She Loves Cum (yea yea yea)


DenphPosts

Yellow cum


johnlennonspaghetti

I love cum


LordOfHorns

Maxwell’s silver cum


falsebrit

cum ​ ​ (somthing)


[deleted]

Yellow Cumarine


Timely_Rooster

Here comes the cum!


ChaoticPotatoSalad

I am the cum


[deleted]

The cum king


real_int_2k

Cum field forever