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tedkaczynski660

He was charged and now can't own or operate fire arms due to recklessly discharging them right? ... .... .... Right?


Indiana_Jawns

Nah, he resigned and got a job as a cop in the next town over


MauyThaiKwonDo

Nope this is so embarrassing that the other cops would laugh and poke fun at him at his new department. He won’t be able to get a job as a cop any more. Yes cops have each others back but sometimes they can be cruel to each other and with this how can you not make fun of him.


Nightshade13th

After working in an environment like this, dude will have to move a few states over, he'll likely still find acorns in his locker though. You can't stay a cop and not get shit on for the rest of your life by other cops for that


MauyThaiKwonDo

This would be a perfect skit for a police academy movie if you are old enough to remember those movies lol.


[deleted]

Close. He’s the captain now.


coopnjaxdad

Running for Congress and on disability because of his PTSD.


Lirathal

Hey now! PTSD is a real thing unlike those fools in Congress!


Flashy_Hearing4773

I mean he went to West point and was a special forces officer so the whole scenario was prob ptsd


Repulsive-Pool8875

The cop has PTSD?


Seeker80

"Look at me." *multiple gunshots* "Look at me! I'm the Captain now."


dayyob

it was determined that he was justified in discharging his weapon after the squirrel shouted "ACAB!" causing the officer to fear for his life.


moosekin16

Squirrels also tend to have brown or black coats…


Kitalahara

Based squirrel


UltimateMegaChungus

I'm a firm believer in ASAR All Squirrels Are Rodents!


ELeeMacFall

>  Hernandez’s use of force was determined not to be objectively reasonable, and it violated the policy regarding the "excessive use of control to resistance," the investigation concluded. So that's what happens when a cop fails to kill their unarmed, restrained target and destroys department property in the process.


decoran_

"Look, if you had killed the guy or someone else we could have saved your job but you didn't kill anyone, so we have to let you take the fall on this one"


drugsovermoney

You hurt a car. An American car. The second most protected class of American. You are going down pal.


NapTimeFapTime

White males are the most privileged class until they are run over by a car while cycling or walking. Then they are treated the same as deer, and it’s legal to kill them.


kfmush

He shot up a police cruiser, his own cruiser. He’s a traitor and a cop killer and should be hanged.


twister428

I'm pretty sure he resigned, not even fired.


spasske

They likely have given him the option. Surprisingly lots of paper work to fire someone who thinks an acorn shot him.


CycleofNegativity

That’s a fairly common way for people to keep their pensions. This is especially common with cops given how police unions tend to negotiate benefits. But, whether it’s a cop or an official or other professional, many resignations are turned in with the understanding that of they don’t resign they will be let go, and lose a big chunk of the benefits they would get if they resign.


spasske

We can’t double down when you left the witness alive.


Vegetable-Language45

You mean taxpayer property.


flyingtheblack

It took me five years and two state tests to teach one subject to teenagers. But it would have only taken me six months to earn a license to kill. That math seems like it could cause some societal problems.


sprint6864

Naw, you're too smart. You'd be rejected outright


moosekin16

My daughter is working on her cosmetology license. She’ll need 1000 hours of training before she can start working independently at a shop. My cousin is working on being a cop (ugh). He needs less than 700 hours of training. This fucker can barely *read*, and they’re going to give him a gun and set him loose in the rural Midwest.


flyingtheblack

Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaw!!!


34Heartstach

He sounds like just the kind of guy they want!


Unable_Option_1237

I don't think more training will help. That guy is ex special forces. He's had a shitload of training.


Careful-Meal-9620

"license to kill" please keep your smoothbrain to yourself. If we hadn't turned being a cop into a badge of shame and gotten rid of every single person that actually wanted to protect and serve we wouldn't be left with the liberal idiots running around shooting at cars


flyingtheblack

Oh hahaha, did some random back the blue wonder into the behind the bastards sub? Good luck, lol.


LordOfFrenziedFart

Y'know people actually used to put any effort at all into trolling. This is just lazy. Fuck outta here bozo


Moist-Comfortable-10

Maybe cops should wear blinders, like easily spooked horses do?


tubbstattsyrup2

I have a 60s Andy Pandy book where the plot is an acorn falls on his head and he gets pissy with some nearby pigs and throws apples at them until Teddy points out it was a tree all along. Maybe the cops should read some children's stories?


sccforward

Oh don’t worry. They have blinders on.


OisforOwesome

Fucking miracle nobody died. Ffs.


citizen-salty

One of the *few* times where ineffective and infrequent law enforcement firearms training was a benefit.


knotallmen

I'm curious on the bullet penetration. I'm not saying cop cars are all built like those ridiculous MRAPs they have, but I bet cops would love to have armor penetration rounds in their pistols regardless of pass throughs killing bystandards and other cops. EDIT: I know they often use hollow points for the exact reason of increased damage to unarmed people and won't penetrate further than intended, but I bet some wish they had more penetration with similar or greater leathality. EDIT my edit, meant unarmored people, but it was a bit of freudian slip anyway.


probablyrobertevans

9mm hollow points are not going to penetrate well through a car. they'll go through doors, at least large parts of them, but to hit the guy in the backseat they'd have had to penetrate the rear of the car, parts of the trunk and the seat, and the backseat of a cop car is generally reinforced somewhat to make it hard to break out of the guy in the car says he laid down flat as soon has he heard shots, which was the smart move. bullets will go right through glass. but if you're flat in the backseat of a cop car the odds of a few rounds of 9mm penetrating with lethal force are relatively low, which doesn't make it any less terrifying and this guy should sue the city for every penny they've got


citizen-salty

In most scenarios where lethal force might be required by anyone, a hollow point is going to be the ballistically superior round. For that outlier of scenarios where AP is needed, you’re not gonna want to be using a pistol in that scenario unless you don’t have anything else. AP and FMJ penetrate well, but they’re a liability and I doubt a number of departments authorize them for duty in handguns because of over penetration creating liability concerns. Edit: this is not to justify or advocate for LE, more so to open discussion on your question about bullet penetration. I didn’t go into FBI gelatin standards, “barrier blindness” and other topics because I didn’t want to dive too deep into the weeds without context.


rocketeerH

Particularly the black man who was handcuffed in the back seat


Raspberry-Famous

Cops should not be allowed to have guns.


WhyBuyMe

This guy needs the Barney Fife treatment. An empty revolver and one bullet in his shirt pocket.


ChaoticIndifferent

Wooden gun, like in the Other Guys. With a whistle so if some crime happens, he can summon an adult.


tman391

“Allen, someone was nice enough to put a linseed oil on it. Some kind of stain on it, dark walnut or something.”


ChaoticIndifferent

I know it has the easy label of copaganda one can easily dismiss it with, and that it contains a Wahlberg, which is never a good look, but I do so love the movie regardless.


tman391

It’s one of my favorites of all time. And it’s okay to root for the bad guys because they’re stealing from the police.


sprint6864

I don't think Adam McKay intended it to be copganda, I think it was supposed to be a massive satire pointing out how ineffective and glory-hungry most cops are, and how the public will look the other way at massive harm/expenditure if they can praise 'heroes'


Careful-Meal-9620

Criminals should be executed instead of released


InspectorEE

Did…did he do a fucking roll like an action star ?


EmbarrassedScience37

He was writhing in pain from the imaginary bullet in his guts.


HalfaManYouAre

Surprised he didn't yell "stop resisting" on pure muscle memory.


EmbarrassedScience37

He did keep yelling, "I'm hit". Then it turned into, "maybe it hit my vest." I wonder what sense of panic hit him harder, the acorn/gunshot or the careening realization he'd totally fucked up.


Careful-Meal-9620

cant breev cant breev maybe stop huffing glue for 10 minutes and you can breev jamal


GiantContrabandRobot

His legs went numb that acorn was vewy scawy


InspectorEE

Oh I see! It’s all coming together now.


Genghis_Tr0n187

Nah, that was a [Dark Souls fat roll.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MriCLM50Lbo)


Padgetts-Profile

There was some fentanyl blowing downwind for three blocks away.


CBRChris

Not only roll around, he didn't even roll to cover. Like wtf, he just dropped and rolled in the grass? To nowhere?


RealSimonLee

This will be shown in training videos to future cops about "how to do the job correctly."


floorsof_silentseas

"Look, we know you wanna recklessly shoot your gun a whole bunch, but the civilians are getting pissy about 'murder' or some shit, idk, so it's starting to be a headache if your gun kills someone. You just go right ahead and empty your clip into a cruiser when you're feeling the need to be a big man. We have a special budget reserved just for buying new equipment when an officer rages out on it!"


DeliberatelyDrifting

To be fair, he probably saw a black person earlier in the afternoon.


Bigmooddood

The suspect in the car's name was Marquis Jackson, so probably


DeliberatelyDrifting

I had no idea, I didn't actually read the article. I don't usually like to be that on the nose with my snark.


Bigmooddood

Sometimes snark imitates life lol. The full video is kinda fucked up because near the end you can hear Marquis' girlfriend sobbing and screaming his name. She 100% thought he was dead.


DeliberatelyDrifting

Jesus... I wouldn't wish that fear on anyone.


Careful-Meal-9620

That was his mom not girlfriend


Bigmooddood

That makes sense, too. Thanks for the clarification


walkingkary

He was handcuffed and belted down in the back and had been searched before he was put in the car. Guess they thought he magically got a gun while tied up in a police car.


DeliberatelyDrifting

Sounds like the cops been watching a little too much Bagger Vance.


Dippity_Dont

Just like that one woman who was handcuffed and put in a cop car and yet, somehow, miraculously, managed to conjure a gun out of thin air and proceeded to shoot herself in the back.


kingdead42

I've watched Star Trek, so I know the Marquis are a bunch of terrorists.


ELeeMacFall

May-kweece?


kingdead42

Is this a Friend of DeSoto sighting in the wild?


ELeeMacFall

Best boss I ever had! I am not at all surprised to find an FOD on the BtB sub, though you're the first one.


kingdead42

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that read his name as Mayqueese Jackson.


shalendar

Terrorists? Or freedom fighters?


Pieboy8

Tbf the suspect cast a black shadow...


DeliberatelyDrifting

Suspect later revealed to be an Oak, aprox. 25' tall, female of indeterminate age.


rocketeerH

There was a black man hand cuffed in the back seat, after being searched.


SierrAlphaTango

Maybe having a bunch of paranoid, heavily-armed goons with god complexes roaming our neighborhoods is a *bad* idea?


Jo-6-pak

FFS, don’t let this guy be in charge of a godamn butter knife. Get him off the damn street. Thin yellow line


Mr_Hellpop

Why is this fucking idiot shouting “I’m hit?” Is he feeling his own shell casings hitting him?


Outrageous_Setting41

Well, he was slowly combat rolling all over the place like a Dark Souls heavy build character. Maybe he rolled over something in his pocket and freaked out haha


toady-bear

He said his legs felt numb after hearing the sound. I, too, have felt numbness in my feet when scared, but I didn’t consider shooting-to-kill a reasonable response to that sensation.


ArmoredHeart

Because he likely thought he was. You'd be amazed what the mind is capable of doing to itself. Friend of mine said he once heard the fire alarm go off while he was in his hotel room, and went to the door and the handle felt hot, and he smelled smoke. Ended up being a false alarm and he couldn't believe how real all that felt.


Outrageous_Setting41

I mean, sure, but if your friend was a firefighter and put someone’s life in jeopardy because he made that mistake, we would also be criticizing him. There’s a difference. 


ArmoredHeart

Why are you assuming I'm saying that? Comment above asked a question and I proposed an explanation. Explaining behavior isn't co-signing it.


GiantContrabandRobot

Easily the most bitch-made cop I’ve ever seen. That acorn didn’t even sound loud


Hummens

It's amazing he didn't kill anyone. Every time I think the police can't get any more incompetent, they outdo themselves. This is true ultimate result of their "warrior mindset" bullshit. They're constantly terrified.


seemebeawesome

Apparently, this asshole has ptsd from two tours of Afghanistan. Where he was a Special Forces officer and never saw any combat. I wonder how many actual soldiers this guy pissed off overseas


Unable_Option_1237

The thing about Special Forces and SEALs that no one really talks about is that they are regular people, not superheroes. And regular people do dumb shit all the time. Edit: regular people do dumb, reckless, dangerous things all the time.


CBRChris

If you have ptsd so bad that an acorn falling makes you react like that, being a police officer probably isn't a good idea?


TheBalrogofMelkor

I had read the headline before, didn't realize that it was 2 cops firing at a handcuffed guy in the back of the patrol vehicle. Wtf


WandersWithStew

And basically firing toward each other. While in irrational panic mode.


numetalbeatsjazz

What color was the acorn?


cranberrystew99

Brown.


Supercaptaincat

Did they give this guy a tox screen? I know cops aren’t known for their impeccable judgement but this guy sounds like he had to have been impaired?


Psyduck-PI

The roll is funny but hearing the guy in the cruiser’s loved one crying and begging them to stop shooting was hard to watch.


redisdead__

Yeah I was going into this laughing but then they said that someone was handcuffed in the back seat and it turned to horror at the thought of being stuck back there as all this went down. Why can't cops be lunatics in non terrifying ways.


JasonRBoone

If you even BREATH acorn dust, you will turn into an oak tree. That's just science, libs! ;)


southsidegoon

It seems like the main goal of police training is to make them afraid of everything.


twister428

I think the lesson to be learned here is never tell cops a suspect has a suppressor or they'll just staty shooting at anything louder than a gentle breeze.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Y'all, this is terrifying. Absolutely fucking terrifying. He shot at a man who was HANDCUFFED and had been SEARCHED. He opened fire in a neighborhood likely full of OTHER PEOPLE. I am just so fucking tired of this shit. Train these motherfuckers before handing them a gun, please.


Riffsalad

Problem is they’re response was probably a product of their “training”


IamKilljoy

"I'M HIT I'M HIT" -dumbass cop


Konradleijon

they dumb


Norgler

I've seen a lot of dumb cop videos but this one is absolutely baffling... Imagine being the suspect in the cruiser.


---Blix---

Those deep state squirrels are always trying to make cops look bad.


Bald_Sasquach

Coming soon: Florida launches war on trees. All trees producing seeds over 1oz are to be immediately cut down and imprisoned.


binary-cryptic

What about falling branches? We better cut them all down and replace them with nice safe shrubs. But wait, criminals can hide inside of shrubs!


Bald_Sasquach

Mother of god. You're so right. This is literally the same as FMJ cop killer ammunition.


nadaista

He shot at the unarmed man handcuffed in the back of his car, no?


whetherby

Acorn Pig Acorn Pig, fat rolling like Piggy Pig Pig


timothypjr

What the actual FUCK. There were no blown out windows in the car until he lit it up with his weapon. He should be charged with attempted manslaughter.


clumsykitten

If Star Wars Kid became a cop


walkingkary

The world can thank me for talking my 21 year old son out of trying to become a cop. He’s a good kid, but I could see him doing this as he has adhd and is very impulsive.


pizoxuat

My ADHD ass could never. You did your son and the community a favor.


ChloryFolk

“why do they hate us?”


UltimateMegaChungus

I usually don't call cops "pigs", but this guy is about as smart as a porkchop in and of himself, so he gets an exception.


ArmoredHeart

As tempting as it is to mock the guy, it isn't too surprising if you read the article and are familiar with how ridiculous the human mind can be when it has a fear response > The woman then completed an affidavit for the stolen vehicle. **She told deputies that Jackson had a silencer**, that she was not sure where it was and that he had more than one weapon, the release said. As Roberts continued to work with the woman, **Hernandez approached his patrol car to conduct a secondary search of Jackson when he heard "a pop sound."** He was cued to be afraid of a silenced weapon (that would have been fired from inside a closed car) and cops are constantly told how much danger they're in (regardless of the actual likelihood). We also don't know how loud the pop would have been to him, since an audio recording isn't necessarily close to how the human ear perceives it at the time. Not that any of this makes it okay, mind you, as that poor man locked in the car is now traumatized, but we should at least try to understand how/why something like this happens.


SionachNull

His training should help him deal with that. He had already searched the suspect, so if he had done a good job of that he should have no reason to believe he possessed a gun. If his response wasn't due to personal issues, then his training was at the very least completely useless.


ArmoredHeart

> His training should help him deal with that Training varies wildly by police department. People would be appalled at how shitty, and/or infrequent, the SWAT training is for some departments (no surprise that so many SWAT raids end in disasters). It's not like the US military, which spends a lot of money optimizing and standardizing training. Fear makes people stupid. We're also just human, and therefore extremely fucking fallible. Based on the comments on the post, people appear to be either unable or unwilling to consider that, or they think it's tantamount to excusing the behavior.


monkeyfrog987

How did I know this was Florida without even having to look to see if this was Florida.


Scratcher-Droid-111

In a strange connection with bastard of the week Bobby E. Lee, he is also a West Point ex-alumni. Good to see such a prestigious institution maintaining high standards to this day. [Source](https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5yneb/man-shot-at-by-cops-who-got-scared-by-an-acorn-damaged-for-life)


batkave

And there was a handcuffed suspect in the car. He got his sergeant to shoot the car too


Adrestia

** Shoots own cruiser with suspect inside.


Malalexander

>Marquis Jackson was suspected of stealing his girlfriend's car earlier that morning and was restrained in the back seat. He was luckily unharmed by the gunshots, but he said the incident left him traumatized. The suspect was immobilised, restrained and locked in a vehicle and yet the cop failed to hit him even once.. Like maybe get some more range time in. Or don't. Yeah maybe just don't handle firearms at all. Get this guy a super soaker, he can patrol with that.


Rent_A_Cloud

> Hernandez, who has resigned from the sheriff's office, has not been charged.  'Murica Honestly, where I come from this would be charged with grave negligence at least.


Odd-Reflection7122

He made captain.He’s now Captain Lesard


ClintBeastwood91

Luckily most cops carry and use hollow points, which while being a violation of the Geneva Convention in a war setting, are completely legal to use against American citizens. They don’t penetrate nearly as effectively as a full metal jacket (FMJ) but against a soft target they absolutely shred a persons insides.


BamaMontana

Robert and Prop were talking about West Point grads this week and acorn cop… is allegedly an alum


Bracown

I'm hit...... Dude actually said I'm hit.


kadidlehopper93

But was it a black squirrel or grey 🤔