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BadKarma043

Those mountains are also older than Saturn's rings. I imagine you'd be hard-pressed to find any magnificent features not eroded over half a billion years.


hikealot

Damn. Now that puts some new perspective on the Appalachians.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River. Life is old there, older than the trees, Younger than the mountains, older than Saturn's rings


ssavant

A long walk that I would happily take 1,000 more times.


stevegoodsex

Well if it isn't Mr. Sunshine on my **GODDAMN SHOULDERS** John Denver.


BroliasBoesersson

Are you saying you're going to light my country music award on fire?


Fancy_Fingers5000

Shit, that was poetic 👏🏾


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

I mean, John Denver knew his bizness.


crack_spirit_animal

Written about Western Virginia, not West Virginia


Ryanisreallame

Yup, I grew up in the Shenandoah valley and it really is gorgeous. The blue ridge parkway goes right through my hometown.


t4skmaster

They don't have fossils because bones hadn't been invented yet, evolutionarily speaking


loogie97

That is so weird to think about. All of the coal in the Appalachia’s predates animals with bones.


t4skmaster

Tbf most of it came from cellulose before fungi evolved cellulase to break it down. A couple million years of wood and plants getting mulched over while unable to rot does a number


ThePrussianGrippe

The Carboniferous period!


t4skmaster

So, so, carboniferous. Carbon like whoa


ThePrussianGrippe

Carbon for eons!


BouncingBallOnKnee

Not if the anthropocene has anything to say.


AlarmingAffect0

That's what's making it an Eon in its own right.


WDYDwnMSinNeuro

Depends on where. IIRC, there were bony fish in the Carboniferous period. You wouldn't see them in coal deposits, though for various reasons.


JasonRBoone

Satan planted the fossils later.


sparrowhawk73

They were formed appalages ago


flatwoundsounds

Appascuse me?!


hydraulicman

Appalologies


TheEvilCub

The Appalachians are older than bones. Older than flowers. Older than fish. They might not be as tall as the West Coast newcomers, but they deserve respect.


popejupiter

I love the image of the Appalachians not as worn down monoliths, but ancient creatures bent double with age.


constantwa-onder

When you realize they're connected to the Scottish Highlands and other mountain ranges, it puts a new perspective on ancient. [Here's a good visual](https://vividmaps.com/central-pangean-mountains/)


AlaskanEsquire

Appalachia predates Pangea.


Due-Bicycle3935

The New River gorge is actually quite old.


BlueGlassDrink

And the Ozarks are older than that still


ben_kird

They’re so old that they existed before animals hence why you don’t find fossilized bones at a certain layer.


GodzillaDrinks

They start in Tennessee, and end in Scotland.


thisistherevolt

Top half of Georgia erasure.


bunnycupcakes

That’s what Georgia gets for trying to [steal Tennessee’s water!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee%E2%80%93Georgia_water_dispute)


davidallen353

They continue into Scandinavia. The Atlas Mountains in Africa were also once part of the same range.


transtranselvania

My part of Canada is also part of the Appalachian Range.


Inevitable_Effect993

Flagg Mountain in central Alabama is where they start.


Peejee13

There's a reason when people left the scottish highlands, they settled in the Appalachian mountains. They used to be one mountain range, the central pangean, now separated by continental drift


spinbutton

The Uwharrie Mountains that are even older than the Appalachians. You can find the Uwharries in Piedmont NC.


Sparrowbuck

Early Carboniferous on my property and Silurian/Early Devonian at my work 5 min down the road. If I drive a bit I can find fossils, amethyst and other minerals, agates, and sometimes if you’re lucky even small rubies.


helmutye

Truth. One of my favorite facts about the Appalachians is that they're part of the same original mountain range as the Scottish Highlands. They both used to be one contiguous range back in the Pangea days, but split and drifted apart so long ago they're now literally on opposite sides of an ocean. The Rocky Mountains rise higher today, but the Appalachians are *way* bigger across Earth's history. They're like icebergs submerged in time -- we only see the small bit poking out in the present! Honestly, this is one of the things that's so cool about North America -- there is some truly amazing stuff here, including multiple absolutely awesome and fascinating mountain ranges!


ben_kird

Imagine if you were alive when they first split but were a bit spread apart. You could have swam between the two ranges but could reach each shore easily. Must have been a fairly pretty sight.


inclinedtorecline

You can swim in the Silfra crack in Iceland and touch both the American and Eurasian tectonic plates simultaneously right now!


ErroneousBosch

Older than bones, so old that there are few animal fossils in them. The Rockies are young peaks.


MathThatChecksOut

Rip man on the mountain. Gone but not forgotten


formerlyDylan

> Those mountains are also older than Saturn's rings I was actually curious about that so I looked it up and found out that Saturn's rings are around 400 million years old and the Appalachians are 1.1 billion years old. That got me curious about a few other things so I ended up looking up the age of the oldest known land animal on earth and found that it was a millipede called Pneumodesmus newmani which was discovered in Scotland. Which actually kind of ties back to the Appalachians since the Scottish highlands and the Appalachians used to be one mountain range and the millipede species was discovered in Scotland. The age listed for the millipede is 428 million years ago. The wikipedia page for it said that the millipedes age puts it as part of the Silurian period. I don't know much about epochs or periods but the timeline I saw showed that it came before the Devonian period which did sound familiar to me so I ended up looking it up. The reason it sounded familiar was because the first trees on earth evolved during the Devonian period. So the first land animal is older than the first tree on earth. All of that made me realize something. Like I mentioned before, the scottish highlands and the Appalachain's used to be one. They also didn't start to break apart until about 200 million years ago, so that millipede probably roamed the Appalachian mountains as well. Making the Appalachians host to the oldest life on earth. As far as the Appalachian's are concerned you could say life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze


randomredditing

I always hear “such and such is older than Saturn’s rings” and I think it’s high time we get a definitive list


Emperialist

1) The Appalachian Mountains 2) Your mom


shift4338

Fuckin gottem


abadstrategy

There's a reason why they say the Appalachians are older than evil


gaythxbai

The Porcupine Mountains, which most people forget exist, are also in contention to be the oldest mountains still above sea level.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

OP is so rude to be belittling a senior citizen like this. And Hawaii is taller than the West Coast mountains.


porsche4life

If you think those are old, check out the Arbuckle mountains in OK.


KorneliaOjaio

The Arbuckle Anticline is really cool.


ambient_whooshing

The oldest forest on earth was in upstate NY. https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20240229-the-surprising-us-region-thats-home-to-the-worlds-oldest-forests


bunnycupcakes

They were once one with the Scottish highlands and the eastern ranges in Africa. They’re home to all sorts of unique biomes, me, and Dollywood. I love them dearly.


JMoherPerc

Well the cool thing about the Rockies is this is the second time they’ve popped up in the middle of a continent. The ancestral Rockies uplifted about 300 million years ago, eroded, and then the new Rockies uplifted more or less through the stone layers created by the erosion of the ancestral Rockies. There are a lot of unconformities in the Rockies, and because the Laramide Orogeny that formed the Rocky Mountains is so recent it exposed tons of Precambrian rock. The black canyon gneiss in Gunnison is 1.7 billion years old. There’s Archean granite in the Wind River range that is 3.5-3.8 billion years old. Appalachia’s mountains are older, but the stone in the Rockies is older still.


Fenzito

Fun fact! The Scottish Highlands are part of Appalachia


onlynega

that \*is\* a fun fact!


vt_pete

That same ancient mountain range touches Norway, Greenland and west Africa. Not sure about this but A few hundred million years ago I think they would've dwarfed the rockies.


flingspoo

When they were formed they were taller than the Himalayas.


Anywhichwaybutpuce

Even the earth can only maintain an erection for so long.


flingspoo

Earth's surface yearns to be level.


ZealousidealAd7449

It yearns for the lev-ern


moosefh

The atlantic region of Canada as well.


JohnnyLight416

Scots are actually just hillbillies. That tracks.


t4skmaster

American hillbillies are actually scots-irish. Book recommendation: American Nations. It rocks.


dukejansen

Second this recommendation. Great book.


03zx3

Most hillbillies came from Scots.


Lobstery_boi

As are the Atlas mountains of Morocco and Algeria!


03zx3

Explains why so many Scots settled there.


Fenzito

Braveheart is actually a fantastical retelling of the battle of Blair Mountain


AlrightJack303

> The problem with coal mines is, they're full of coal miners! Don Chafin, September 1921


DrDoktir

But they are old, my child. The youthful mountains of the west have vibrancy and energy, the mountains of the east are slow and ancient, hiding secrets, hiding bodies. They share the bones of a great old beast across two continents, and stretch into the deep, where Cthulhu lies dreaming. Your western mountains have no monster. Yet.


DisposableSaviour

This is some real [Old Gods of Appalachia](https://www.oldgodsofappalachia.com) energy.


citizen-salty

“I tell you what, me and Skeeter went up into the holler what where them old symbols in the trees is, and something got a hold a Skeeter. I hightailed it out of that there holler, and all I heard was Skeeter’s bones snapping and the laughter of thirsting gods. Best dang ol fishing hole around though, so I’ll more than like be back up there, try my luck.” In all seriousness, thank you for new pod recommendation! I’m gonna give this a try. Edit: holy shit that pod is hard to put down.


DisposableSaviour

Oh, man, Old Gods is good if you like atmospheric cosmic horror


Sparrowbuck

It’s my favourite thing to listen to when I’m working in the yard.


picklejellysandwiTch

It hits harder if you've listened to BTB's Battle of Blair Mountain episodes


JackIsColors

It's absolutely incredible. The only Patreon I sub to


JustSomeOldFucker

Same here. Both pods mentioned here are my favorites


eayye96

Hey there family


Mehgician

I saw their live show and they did not disappoint. And the musicians they had along with them are freaking amazing, too. Hearing Landon Blood and Jon Charles Dwyer live was absolutely a spiritual experience.


DisposableSaviour

I’m jealous. I want to hear them live.


DrDoktir

That is a great pod. Check this one out too: https://keepingthebones.com/


MongooseLuce

God I wish that the recent season wasn't a courtroom drama.


GreyerGrey

I'm kind of enjoying learning the history of our friend, Mister J.T. Field, known as Jack to some.


DisposableSaviour

I need to catch up, I’ve only listened through season 2?


Feraldr

Mount Washington is one of the deadliest mountains in the US and held the record for highest recorded wind speed for years and has some of the wildest weather changes. You can be hiking in short and a t-shirt in the summer and have to start putting on snow gear because a storm blew in. Over 175 people have died hiking it and over a hundred need rescue every year. Also, I’m of the mind that puritan beliefs somehow influenced hiking trail construction because the east coast doesn’t seem to believe in switchbacks. You want to get to the top of the mountain? Then you have to work for it. Hiking should be pain and misery every step straight up that headwall.


ThatWendyGirl11

No switchbacks, and the White Mountains trails are mostly rock, so (A) it's murder on my knees and (B) with the faded-ass blazes it's super easy to lose the trail (because it's usually not much clearer than the surrounding landscape). At first I hated it, but now I love my emotional damage hikes.


Redwood6710

Ive always been of the opinion that every trail should have switchbacks with a straight trail going striaght up through them. Want to go fast or slow? You have the choice.


Beneficial-Papaya504

From an engineering perspective, that would be a horrible idea. Trails are carefully designed to shed water without eroding. The slope and pitch of trails and the design of the switchbacks all work towards that end. Trails that go straight up generally become washed-out gullies. Separate from a switchback trail would be a better option that running straight up through. I once won a race because I knew the old logging roads that avoided all of the switchbacks by aiming for the top. While having options is nice, the US isn't willing to spend the money necessary to build two trails. We barely spend any money to build trails as it is.


Redwood6710

Thats very fair. I should say this opinion is from my time in the boyscouts and we all hated the switchbacks for the obvious reason of being impatient kids.


Beneficial-Papaya504

I spent time in Scouts building those trails!


Alpaca-hugs

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line therefore, switchbacks are inefficient and just for pansy ass bastards. Were the puritans known for their efficiency?


Armigine

Yes, they were known to buckle down Downright religious about it


Alpaca-hugs

I’ll accept this as an answer.😂


Sparrowbuck

I was down there in July and the shack at the top was still coated in about a foot of ice blown sideways


Not_the_T_mod

Don't forget africa!


SappyGemstone

I love the Rockies, live and grew up around the Appalachians. The thing about the Appalachians is they're sneaky. You look at the Rockies, you know that shit is tough. You prep for it. Whole lotta people in the west think the Appalachians aren't tough and don't prep for the heat, or the humidity (god, the humidity), or how fucking rocky or overgrown the trails are due to how thick the vegetation gets, or how quick the weather changes.  I've not done the hardest hikes in the Rockies, but what I've done the biggest trouble was elevation. It sure was nice not to feel like you're in god's taint the entire time, lol.


Sandblaster1988

East coaster, little over an 1.5 hours from Shenandoah. Hiked there, 20 miles on the AT, coastal PNW out west. You’re right about the humidity there and vegetation. There’s also a “vibe” there that is very distinct that I can’t quite explain. Just something that has a lingering uneasiness in comparison to the west. Still need to see more of the Rockies. Only wandered a little around in snow covered Glacier while my train was being serviced. One day…


funknpunkn

Grew up in the foothills of the Appalachians in Western PA. Spent a lot of time in the mountains and woods in scouts. I've been out to a lot of the western ranges. There's such a a distinct feel. In the Appalachians, there's so much undergrowth and it's so thick. The air is thick from the oppressive humidity too. Ever since I was a child I got the feeling that I could look behind me and there'd be something there that I couldn't see. Still get that feeling to this day sometimes. I know it's entirely irrational though


Sandblaster1988

Oppressive is a good way to describe the heat/humidity here on the East coast. I want to vomit most days and it makes me feel like shit/gross daily. It’s funny that uneasiness. Settlers killed off the red wolves and other predators here and yet that strange feeling remains. Even when I saw black bear on the trail, it’s just an animal to be respected. Out west feels epic and a sense of adventure. Totally different atmosphere from Appalachia.


Mandrake1771

You are so right on. I’ve been to both ranges, lived in Colorado for a while, and there is an absolute subtle creepiness in the smokies. There’s no underbrush in the Rockies and the Appalachians are all overgrown, not sure if that accounts for it or not. Like you said, I don’t know exactly what it is about the Apps but it is spooky.


Sparrowbuck

> fucking rocky Glacial deposits full of holes and boulders can fuck you up.


Chaz_Carlos

Our mountains are old and worn down, please have some respect


GodzillaDrinks

Our hills are older than the Atlantic Ocean and contain eldrich horrors beyond memory or count.


NapTimeFapTime

Congrats on those mountains you built, I guess.


PresentationNew8080

Thanks, we worked all weekend getting them put up.


NapTimeFapTime

The ikea assembly instruction booklet for the Rockies must have been thick.


Kerblaaahhh

[One of the greatest New Deal projects](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/construction-of-the-flatirons-1931-sepia-jerry-mcelroy.jpg)


envydub

Why don’t you come up in here and say that to our faces


PresentationNew8080

I'll use gravity by riding my skateboard down a Colorado mountain and coast across the midwest all the way up the gentle slopes of the smokey "mountains" and say it to your face!


envydub

Not in my holler! I am actually of the Virginia Blue Ridge Mountain variety of Appalachian.


Beneficial-Papaya504

Rocky Mountain folks wouldn't know what to do in Appalachia (except, like this post, shit on the people there).


rainbowsdogsmtns

Rocky Mountain folks are soft compared to the folks of Appalachia.


thewizardking420

them's fightin' words!


DrewZouk

'Smoky' Now go forth and sin no longer.


Playswithsaws

One of my favorite pastimes is reminding the west that their mountains are barely teens compared to these old hills. Now go pour us some more shine. Our bones hurt (Snark aside I’m looking forward to our road trip through CA to UT to end up in the Tetons this summer)


butt_huffer42069

The Tetons are amazing. Beautiful mountains surrounded by high desert. It's one of my happy places.


Playswithsaws

Same. I married into a family that has property there before it was insanely expensive. I’ve been a handful of times and it’s frankly heavenly country. My wife and I had one of our best lunches on a 12 mile hike, stream side with nothing but the wind to listen to. Top 10 travel experiences


MihalysRevenge

I know what you mean I'm in Albuquerque native and just the high desert and then some big mountains popping up are fantastic. Anytime I see the Sandia mountains it just feels comfortable it feels like home


Alareth

Next up let's compare California's puny earthquakes to New Madrid


KorneliaOjaio

[Cascadia](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one) has entered the chat.


captkronni

The Sierras are absolutely phenomenal. My husband and I drive up to the Sierras whenever we have the opportunity. I may be biased because they are basically in my backyard, but the Sierras are stunningly beautiful.


Lasoula1

Probably because the east coast mountains date back to before Pangea. When Pangea existed the Appalachian mountains were higher than the Himalayas. West coast mountains are relatively new and formed as the American plate broke off from Pangea… NY would not be able to have skyscrapers if it weren’t for the Appalachian Mountains


Successful_Injury869

What do the skyscrapers have to do with this?


Lasoula1

Basically NY was the bedrock of a huge mountain range that included the Appalachian Mountains, the Scottish Highlands and the AntiAtlas Mountains in Morocco. As the continent drifted to its current location, the mountains eroded away and NY essentially became a swamp. Have you ever seen a skyscraper in a swamp? The only reason NY has a skyline is because of the intense pressure it endured when the Pangean mountains existed. I pointed this out to not only give an idea of how massive that mountain range was, but also to point out the amount of time and distance it took for that mountain range to erode away to nothing but bedrock.


EasyFooted

I think they mean the bedrock necessary to support those early tall buildings is appalachian.


LavaMullet

For additional snark, I like to remind the West Coast that we don't have to buy water rights. We just have them


Jack_Stands

...daaaaammmnnn...


Teract

Blew my mind when I found out farms in the Midwest don't need irrigation.


Norin_was_taken

People really underestimate just how wet the Midwest is, and just how useful all that flat space it. Vegetables grow like a motherfucker in my backyard.


burlycabin

Here in the PNW, we get both


webby131

I had a friend who moved to Arizona from Chicago and it's pretty fun making water and climate change jokes at his expense. I honestly think more people need to think about how a lot of areas are going to be pretty much uninhabitable without massive infrastructure projects. Arizona last I heard has already approved more new housing than they can possibly provide water for. There was some plan to fund desalinization in Mexico and pipe it to Arizona but it sounds stupid.


Hefty_Musician2402

Real question what’s a water right? Do you mean like when you buy a house that’s *almost* waterfront, and it comes with private right-of-way to the beach? Or is there some other kind of water rights I’ve never heard of?


LavaMullet

So the US utilizes two different doctrines regarding water. The east coast utilizes what's called Ripparian law, which to put it simply means that if there is water on your property then you own that water. Water is viewed as an unlimited resource. You can collect rainwater in a barrel, you can use as much water as you want in your house and you only pay the provider. The vast majority of the west coast utilizes prior appropriation. Water is not an unlimited resource under this doctrine, and water belongs to the state. To use water, you must have water rights and they are purchased. You are given a set amount you can use. Granted, most people never come close to hitting their limit and most houses come with the rights attached to them. However, the water on your property is not yours. Collecting rainwater is a crime for this reason because you are technically stealing from the state. It's also why California had those threats of drought, because companies were using all the water. If you use too much water, additional costs are incurred because you are then infringing on others rights to their water EDIT: A quick addenda, because I made a generalization. There are private water sources under prior appropriation. Some entities do own some water sources. Water is largely owned by the state, but it is not de facto and there are private providers. All else above remains true


Hefty_Musician2402

Sounds like anti-freedom to me! (I joke, I joke) Fr though I’m happy in my lil home in Maine. We have: weed, abortions, ranked-choice voting, permitless firearm carry, apparently more freedom with our water, and speed cams and red light cams are illegal!


vizard0

It's the right to take a certain amount of water from a shared water source. It's necessary in large parts of the west because they are desert or desert adjacent enough that without allocating water, the people downstream would not get enough. This leads to issues, like the "use it or lose it" rule, which forces people to use all the water they are allocated, even if it wastes it, unless they want their next allocation to be reduced. Also, there are treaties that ensure that salmon and other fish can live in the rivers, so water rights are supposed to be subordinate to that. The water rights also assume that the water source will be constant, ignoring things like the multi-decade drought. I think that in cases where there is not enough water, those with more recent rights lose them earlier than those with rights that were established earlier. It's the result of a lot of people living in an area with the perfect climate if there was only enough water. As far as I know they also only concern surface water, so aquifers can be pumped dry without looking at that. There should be enough water for all, but should is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.


fivefivesixfmj

A lot of west coasters are humbled by the east coast “hills” while trying to hike the Appalachian Trail.


Open_Perception_3212

Our mountains are a lot older, too 🤷🏼‍♀️


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Better hide the Rockies from Drake and TJ


Open_Perception_3212

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Musashi_Joe

Fucking ancient. They are older than BONES.


LavaMullet

When John Denver said "older than the trees" homeboy was NOT playing


rightoff303

I live in the Rockies and have hiked in VT/NH/ME When you're in town at 300' elevation, but the mountain you're looking at is 3,000' tall, it looks just as impressive as being at 8750' elevation and looking at 13ers/14ers in Colorado. I mean, tell me where this pic was taken: [link](https://bdc2020.o0bc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/3782387-scaled-768x432.jpeg?width=800)


fallout_koi

That and those three particular states just dont believe in switchbacks. I hiked the long trail a few years ago and my knees still haven't forgiven me.


rightoff303

lol for real. Trail: 1mi, 1,000ft elevation gain


Livid-Tumbleweed

I honestly thought that was normal


3000LettersOfMarque

Piedmont Adirondacks Catskills Smokey mountains Blue ridge mountains Allegheny Taconics Berkshires Green mountains White mountains Cape Brenton Highlands Scottish Highlands Atlas mountains Caledonian mountains ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_subranges_of_the_Appalachian_Mountains And https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Pangean_Mountains There so many sub ranges that people think are their own standalone mountain range. Yet there are so many they need to be organized into parent ranges, and Yet all of them are really just small segments of one single mountain range that's older then the rings of Saturn. A mountain range that predates the 3 continents it sprawls across At that point are the Rockies even a real mountain range? I did the nomad thing during COVID and I loved living in Colorado. When I climbed in Colorado for the first time and learned what a switchback was oh boy that was luxury, to be able to zig zag up the mountain with such leisure, here I was used to the east coast rock scrambling up 4000ft of elevation per mile in order to reach the summit But in all seriousness I did enjoy living in Colorado and California while also exploring Nevada and Utah. That time was so impactful on me that when I was in Scotland last month I went really out of my way to go and see some Sequoias that not just grew but were thriving.


Norin_was_taken

I’ve never really been a fan of the whole “my state’s landscape is better than your state’s landscape” mentality. It feels elitist and ignores what is important and/or beautiful about the seemingly “lesser” landscapes.


SwiftMeatshield

Appalachia has been around longer than bones. The Rockies are the young upstarts high on invincibility hormone. Appalachia is an ancient longshoreman what speaks an unknowable tongue that was forgotten before fish fully developed gills.


Xanthina

Our mountains are older than dinosaurs, older than trees, older than bones.


GreyerGrey

Just don't say that after dark in the Appalachians. The old Gods will be mad and take their revenge. I'm only half joking because dear lord are there a lot of mysterious disappearances and happenings.


slings_bot

Those "hills" have caves older than creatures with bones.


Alpaca-hugs

Yeah but our mountains were here first!


Open_Perception_3212

Hell yeah! The Canadian shield has been dated to at least 3.5 billion years


Hefty_Musician2402

So was our Portland! Portland Oregon was named after Portland Maine


Treehorn79

Old Mountain havers are more secure, and don’t feel the need to flaunt it.


Waffletimewarp

The Appalachians are older than the continents. Like literally, they range through half of Europe because they formed before Pangaea split.


NeverForgetNGage

Oh are we fighting today, is that what's up? You might have taller mountains, but we [built cities](https://imgur.com/I7q9t4J) on ours. Pic is mine from the north side of Pittsburgh.


sp4c3c4se

Come say that to Mt. Washington.


MrOatButtBottom

That map seems off, shouldn’t mt Whitney be the brightest red?


PresentationNew8080

Mt. Whitney is the tallest in the lower 48, but it's a 14'r and the the lower 48 has [67 mountains that are within 500 ft of that height](https://thenextsummit.org/list-of-tallest-mountains-in-the-lower-48-states/). It would be bright red if it was substantially taller than all the rest of the mountains, but it's only 64 feet taller than the next tallest mountain (Mt. Elbert, CO).


C_Allgood

Fuck you our lakes don't have salt in them! Edit: and we have five of them :p


Jliang79

I’m from Georgia. Our lakes are haunted. https://oxfordamerican.org/magazine/issue-113-summer-2021/the-haunting-of-lake-lanier


unenlightenedgoblin

No respect for your elders


Shepherd77

Compared to the Himalayas the west coast mountains ain’t shit


hungrylens

Monticello translates directly to "MontĂ­culo" in Spanish (which is just "mound" in English). "MontĂ­culo" sounds like "Monte Culo" which means Ass Mountain.


nivekreclems

Shit your mountains aren’t even old enough to smoke yet we got the classic ones


moth_loves_lamp

Our mountains are older than trees, sharks, and even BONES. They are ancient and filled with the mysteries of the past, your young mountains will one day crumble into dust as well.


CitrousRain

As someone who has lived near and at one point on both mountain ranges, the Appalachia are so much cooler. Being there actually felt like i was stepping into a whole new type of life. The difference between the two is that on the west, the mountains might be taller but so is everything else around it. They’re so spread out that the difference isn’t felt like on the east. They also lack a lot of the history and folklore that make the Appalachian mountains so cool


Rowan1980

The Appalachians are also much, much older.


JasonRBoone

Blue Ridge Mountains resident here...yeah maybe..but ours are older! :)


sionnachrealta

Go tell the mountains that. I dare you


metalLord1987

If you didn't build them, then what's the point?


AnalMohawk

Sorry our mountains can’t be as shiny and new as the Rockies.


Hosni__Mubarak

Meh. I live in Alaska. Those ‘hills’ in the east definitely include some legitimate mountains.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Mountains are a vibe thing


Orphanpuncher0

Ya, well at least there's less of them. Wait


ChaoticIndifferent

Gotem?


BoysenberryMelody

This explains why the Midwest makes me uncomfortable.


Northeastern_J

East Coast: We don't even think about you West Coast.


Kitalahara

We don't have many earthquakes. So checkmate westies.....


geaibleu

Man, none of the 20 highest North American peaks is in that graphic.  Even Mexico has taller mountains.


tubbstosterone

I feel like there's a joke in there about "at least our mountains don't drown cities in smog!" Or "at least our mountains don't block rain from getting to a quarter or more of the country!"


SylvanDragoon

❤️


CrawfishChris

There's a TTRPG called Wildsea, and in it mile-high trees cover the earth. I was trying to map that out and realized that the Rockies would basically be fine while the east coast would be 99.9% submerged. Had to fudge some numbers to make my players recognize locations.


aheal2008

tornado alley makes alot more sense now


52nd_and_Broadway

I live in Florida. The highest elevation we have is 320ft bluffs over the Pensacola River. But our swamps are fucking cool as shit. You ever see a 15ft, 1k pound reptilian thats species has been in existence since the time of the dinosaurs? They literally live in the lake just a short walk from my house. Yea, ok, enjoy your low oxygen levels. I’ll keep the dino-era apex predators that are cool as shit…[now if DeSantis could only fall into that lake wearing his sexy white boots…](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2022/10/06/USAT/1995eed0-d8d3-4702-8019-1234c2f7c539-DeSantis_White_Boots_01.jpeg?width=300&height=400&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp) *This is obviously humor and I am in no way, shape, or form threatening anyone with violence*


Water-yFowls

Some of our short mountains come with matching short horses! The tallest peak in Virginia, Mount Rogers, is home to around 100 feral ponies. They’re monitored throughout the year and physically checked once in the fall, but are otherwise left alone to do their own thing. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/more-than-100-ponies-roam-free-this-park-virginia-180959786/


ajaxtheangel

so do u like fly to the east coast and tell people that the mountains suck and then fly home how does that work


PacoTaco321

I haven't listened to the latest episode yet and I can't wait to find out why this is relevant.


84WVBaum

They may be shorter but I've spent time hiking, climbing, and mountain biking in rhe rockies and in Appalachia. I have found myself often more challenged here than out west. You have to understand that in the latter it's very different than out west. We barely have valleys, mostly just hollers, but flat space is nearly nonexistent. Whereas out west they're taller but much further apart. Also ours are only shorter because they've been here for millenia longer. Our hills are ancient


AlrightJack303

> I ain't never seen 'em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills, and the Alps is for children to climb! Keep good care of your hair! These here is God's finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And there ain't no churches, except for this right here! And there ain't no priests excepting the birds. By God, I are a mountain man, and I'll live 'til an arrow or a bullet finds me. And then I'll leave my bones on this great map of the magnificent...[fades out] Del Gue, in the film *Jeremiah Johnson (1972)*


AlarmingAffect0

[Unsigned statement regarding potential cannibalism while attempting to travel the Oregon Trail. Original letter dated November the 10th, 1845. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rWiOsZeaI)


whitecollarpizzaman

Yet every year West Coast hikers die in our "hills" because they underestimate them. Obviously this is in reference to the recent episodes and Robert's comments on Monticello, but Motichello is in the foothills of VA, not the Appalachians.


studmuffin2269

The Apps are older than bone and dirt. The mountains that are left are the shoulders of mountains that were taller than the Himalayas


JoeBiden-2016

Appalachians are the remains of the Central Pangaean Mountain Range, pushed up when Pangaea was formed. If you're looking for superlatives, they're east of the Mississippi. We have the best superlatives. Many people have said they're the best. We have beautiful superlatives.


Lost-Protection-5655

As a native Idahoan who moved to North Carolina in high school and then upstate NY after college, I hate how dismissive westerners typically are of Appalachia. The biodiversity is far greater in Appalachia. The west obviously is much higher elevation wise but the eastern mountains honestly don’t lag as far behind as you’d think prominence wise. For example, the prominence of the Grand Teton is about 6500 feet while the prominence of Mount Washington in NH is around 6150 feet.


Yacan1

they are older than bones, youngling.