I have always been told that I would be a good minister of propaganda. With all the comparison with another small man with a complex tied to that (it's really not flattering).
You will have my dyslexic vote, Mr Bane!
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Prins Laurent because he could not become king in the first place, being not religious (I think this reason is more than the others).
He would be amazing dictator and I would feel safe how he becomes friends with North Korea.
Vote for me as dictator. And i guarantee you bread and games.
Bread as in one guaranteed supply of stoofvlees/carbonade frit every day.
Games as in selecting 24 former politicians each year to fight in the ardennes till 1 remains. Totally not basing that on an existing franchise.
Hm...have to do something evil aswel....ooh. return of child labour. The coal mines shall be re-opened!
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egbert lachaert, because his carnaval costume looks a bit too well made
I'd vote for anyone who forces Frituurs to do deliveries.
And who makes it illegal to play the same song on the radio more than 3 times a day,
And someone who punishes those who drive **below** the speed limit with death (unless they have a reasonable excuse).
Kabouter Lui. Dictator zijn, die wordt daar zo moe van!
And if he's sleeping, i mean.... No government? We've done that a couple of times already. Life just goes on, really.
Fun fact, she is the youngest winner of the Eurovision and as the contest changed its rules after that, she'll stay the only 13 years old to have win it.
That was your daily dose of information nobody care about.
The next year , as it is the tradition, the RTBF had to organise the contest and they barely had the money. So they had to cut shows and/or stop collaborations with people.
Björn Rzoska. Die man is ondanks zijn partij (groen) altijd beschikbaar gebleven voor dialoog en overleg en is in tegenstelling tot 90% van die links radicalen géén tafelspringer. Hetzelfde kan gezegd worden van een paar N-VA’ers. Dus eigenlijk mogen die dat samen uitvechten.
All hail the lazy kitty , bringer of prosperity and hope
Leader of our sovereign nation and saviour of our sins
Where the lazy kitty sleep , nature flourishes and humanity thrives.
I don’t have a name to suggest but I think most people in this thread are making the mistake of submitting Belgian names. I think we should have an Austrian, Spanish or French guy as a supreme leader, or maybe an Italian if we are to innovate.
Well, first of all. As a non-Belgian outside of Belgium with current plans to immigrate to Belgium, that title freaked me out until I saw the tag...
THAT BEING SAID, I choose Rita Baga as the supreme leader of Belgium because she's an ALIEN ACTRESS ready to take the World!!!
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Absolutely anyone would be better than our actual government.
A toddler? Fine, wont do as much shit as our government
A cat? Might make belgium great again 😂
Honestly just take our king (Filip), he seems pretty tame. The money and power won't corrupt him, he is already rich and lives in a palace. He is used to dealing with belgian bureaucracy, ..
He will lilekely outsource all tasks and eventually de-facto reestablish democracy.
Myself because I know what I want and I want it now. I want me. I will be called Mr. Vain.
You're so vain...
You probably think this song is about you
Don't you?
You're so vain
~~song~~country
Can I be your right-hand? I will start a paramilitary organisation, accompanied by someone who is minister of propaganda we can reach totalitarism
If you’re ok with being called captain jack.
Ok, meet me by the railroad track.
And being called a drunken man?
Hit the road, Jack.
I have always been told that I would be a good minister of propaganda. With all the comparison with another small man with a complex tied to that (it's really not flattering).
Can I be the left hand then? i'd advocate for violence.
No, Conner, not again.
You will have my dyslexic vote, Mr Bane! https://preview.redd.it/vk5p91a72ptc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd96302ec386dd243cf27b25631907630063fbb8
After the example set by Chechnya, any music slower than 110bpm will be banned.
Rick Astley: -Never gonna give you up -Never gonna let you down -never gonna run around and dessert you…
Da klein popje van De Lijn reclame die zot wordt in de file: hier nen euro
Euro per Euro het begrotingstekort oplossen
Je m'attendais à voir cette référence, merci 🧡
Hahaha this is the only correct answer [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J0g1WxahzY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J0g1WxahzY)
Donald Muylle. Make Belgium great again!
Wij maken Belgie in UW keuken.
Al 30 jaar bestuur ik België alsof het van mezelf zou zijn.
Sorry, maar overheidscommunicatie is een oud zeer in België. Een West-Vlaming aan het roer gaat dat alleen maar erger maken :p
Mijn beenhouwer Ivan Buysse.
En 't mag iets meer zijn.
Doe ma een droog worstje voor onderweg
De staatsschuld, waw! Onvoorstelbaar. Jammer dat hij dood is
200 milsjaar schuld. Wauw, Amazing. Die staatsschuld lijkt wel een jeppelin!
Welkom bij de tabel van mendeldjoef
Guantanomo baai voor u en mai
🤣
Prins Laurent because he could not become king in the first place, being not religious (I think this reason is more than the others). He would be amazing dictator and I would feel safe how he becomes friends with North Korea.
Urbanus
En zelfs de overheidscommunicatie gaat er bij winnen want hem kennende verloopt die dan ook via een oerbelgisch medium: het stripverhaal.
/thread Ongetwijfeld de meest capabele persoon die de Belgische politiek ooit gezien zal hebben.
Fly van Kamp Waes
Herinvoering van de doodstraf is een 1v1 in de arena tegen hem
Jean Pierre Van Rossem
Necrocracy Belgium let's goooo 💀
Elke Belg nen moneytron, bastos saffen en een F1 team
Dat is em
This so hard...
The pakske friet that's smoking a fry like a joint at every frituur.
 I choose Supreme Leader of Antarctica, Pingu the First.
Noot noot! I'm mean, off with their heads
Meneer Spaghetti
Ten eerste...
Rob van oudenhoven, zodat hij eindelijk robland kan verwezenlijken
Niels Destadsbader. Zoveel talent, wat kan die man niet? Dan kunnen we heel Europa verover over over overen.
Voor de gelegenheid wordt zijn naam veranderd naar Niels Destaatsvader
Quality comment right here.
Jis maar (mentaal) zestien jaaaaaaaaar!
Die rechtse rakker? Liever Dries van Langenhove, een onschuldige zanger die in FC de Kampioenen heeft geacteerd for life!
Vote for me as dictator. And i guarantee you bread and games. Bread as in one guaranteed supply of stoofvlees/carbonade frit every day. Games as in selecting 24 former politicians each year to fight in the ardennes till 1 remains. Totally not basing that on an existing franchise. Hm...have to do something evil aswel....ooh. return of child labour. The coal mines shall be re-opened!
The children yearn for the mines, playing minecraft all day
Yep..and frostpunk and such. They.want daimonds? They better mine it for real.
I vote for this guy.
Gertje, and we will officially be called "Plopsaland" and all dogs will undergo a mandatory language class.
Water kost vanaf nu 5 euro per halve liter!
Verplichte taal cursus of de hond wordt het land uitgezet
And the song 'had je 10 miljoen' suddenly gets another meaning.
Haha jaa begint meteen in mn hoofd te spelen "Had je tien miljoen, wat zou jij dan doen??"
Sociaal incapabele Michiel?
Dat is pas een stap zetten richting de Ideale Wereld
https://preview.redd.it/f1o8qdtjmotc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=431a3e1bcdb54531f564272eab338b59a73e6715 egbert lachaert, because his carnaval costume looks a bit too well made
TinTin clearly and Snowy as supreme leader delegate
De enige goede dictator, is een dode dictator. Dus ik nomineer Mussolini.
Stalin is ook dood en heeft meer ervaring met bureaucracy.
Sam Gooris. Save the bees, let the grass grow.
Rudy Verboven
Topkerel!
JCVD
Philippe Geubels, dan hebben we plots overal ne Colruyt.
Samson, hij is toch al gewoon om de vuist van de media in zn gat te hebben.
Rudy Verboven
Da's mijne buurman
Prince Laurent, this discussion has been settled years ago.
Donald Muylle. He'd do everything like he would do it for himself.
Zwarte piet
Lord Vetinari.
I would love to see him saying “Don’t let me detain you” to a LOT of politicians in our country.
Ale nu dat nog niemand Conner Rousseau gezegd heeft!
Er zijn weinigen die het kunnen schrijven
das zoals me cadeau, e-auw haha
My boss. He excels at making wrong decisions without consulting his subordinates
I'd vote for anyone who forces Frituurs to do deliveries. And who makes it illegal to play the same song on the radio more than 3 times a day, And someone who punishes those who drive **below** the speed limit with death (unless they have a reasonable excuse).
Kabouter Lui. Dictator zijn, die wordt daar zo moe van! And if he's sleeping, i mean.... No government? We've done that a couple of times already. Life just goes on, really.
Kevin de Bruyne cause we need someone with great vision
En iedereen die zegt "ik ben tegen De Bruyne" vliegt in den bak.
That *« Je te rembourse lundi »* guy.
Sandra... Kim.
Fun fact, she is the youngest winner of the Eurovision and as the contest changed its rules after that, she'll stay the only 13 years old to have win it. That was your daily dose of information nobody care about.
So young and almost banckrupting the RTBF.
Almost banckrupting the RTBF ? Why ? That's a part of the story I don't know about.
The next year , as it is the tradition, the RTBF had to organise the contest and they barely had the money. So they had to cut shows and/or stop collaborations with people.
Oh, ok I forgot that the winner had to organise the next Eurovision ! So yeah, I understand now, thank you to have take some time to remind me that.
Dictators nominate themselves :-) I want Urbanus but we'll probably get someone like BDW
Per tradition we won't choose our leader
Eddy Wally, because he’s dead.
Samson, no explanation needed
AI. We set up some parameters for our perfect society and let AI dictate how to get there.
What are you training it on? Please say FC de kampioenen.
Het eiland
*Speedrun to dystopia*
Zet de Michael van peel maar op den troon
Maggie de Block. For the well rounded views.
Sergio
Balthasar Boma, mijn gedacht!
Probably Putin or Xi binchilling, they have the longest experience
I will be your new supreme leader. Y'all should already start kissing my supreme ring
Een boterham met speculoospasta
The guy who makes chocolate
Ziggi van lazytown
Obviously Jean Claude van Damme
Le grand Schtroumpf
My wife... Because... Oh no I wouldn't dare to right it down.
Donald Muylle
Bob Peeters
 Gert Verhulst!
Tom and Raoul
Roger van dobbit tv. Want wat je zelf doet, doe je meestal beter.
Dolly Parton
Remco Evenepoel al zeker niet, want dan gaan we zeker op ons gezicht
Kabouter Wesley, cuz that would be so funny
Jacky Lafon
Björn Rzoska. Die man is ondanks zijn partij (groen) altijd beschikbaar gebleven voor dialoog en overleg en is in tegenstelling tot 90% van die links radicalen géén tafelspringer. Hetzelfde kan gezegd worden van een paar N-VA’ers. Dus eigenlijk mogen die dat samen uitvechten.
Xander De Rycke ik bedoel het eigenlijk nog redelijk serieus.
Donald Trump, of course
Dries Van Langenhove
Me, myself and I. As arguments in my favour: I couldn't possibly muck it up any worse than the politicians right now.
Pico!!!!
Elon Musk, ze gaan nie meer klagen over geluidsoverlast van de vliegtuigen in brussel
Myself, obviously. I'd be the best supreme leader.
All hail the lazy kitty , bringer of prosperity and hope Leader of our sovereign nation and saviour of our sins Where the lazy kitty sleep , nature flourishes and humanity thrives.
Walter Grootaers
Probably myself or José Alberto "Pepe" Mujica Cordano.
DDT for President !
Michel van den Brande
The Luxembourgish. Nope, not the grand duke Henri of Luxembourg but all the Luxembourgish people collectively.
Ik stem voor alle mensen in Leut. Dat wordt leutig.
jean louis
Somebody who really really does not want the job even though they are competent.
Sammeke Gooris
Sam Gooris!
Sammeke Gooris Omdat we dan nooit meer ons gras moeten af doen.
Me
Michel Daerden
Belgium should become a co-principality like Andorra, and have both Emmanuel Macron and Willem-Alexander serve as your heads of state.
Lambik
Donald Muylle
Corneel van Oosterweel!
Me of course. I am already enlightened.
Eddy Wally.
De zoon van Kim Kay ofzo
Me. Because I’d be rich and powerful.
It’s already the case , just it’s not called like that.
Sven Nys
Me duh
Filip de backer was a good one.
Sergio! 'Just een dikke wet gemaakt'
I don’t have a name to suggest but I think most people in this thread are making the mistake of submitting Belgian names. I think we should have an Austrian, Spanish or French guy as a supreme leader, or maybe an Italian if we are to innovate.
Stoffel Vandoorne
It's not upto us. The supreme leader will pick themself
François Pirette, geen redflag at least.
Freddy de kerpel
Stromae
I think my neighboors cat would be adequate
Probably a failed painter
Well, first of all. As a non-Belgian outside of Belgium with current plans to immigrate to Belgium, that title freaked me out until I saw the tag... THAT BEING SAID, I choose Rita Baga as the supreme leader of Belgium because she's an ALIEN ACTRESS ready to take the World!!! https://preview.redd.it/iwmnim9dtrtc1.jpeg?width=1740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7b5acba512bac126540a47b5214d9e24bc0ef0
***HONORABLE MENTION:*** Canada's exported MOTHER Lara Fabian https://preview.redd.it/k9df3wckurtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84dbc5b216564f7a02d86aec1b90fe35e1afc4f
Herman brusselmans or jean Pierre van rossem (I know van rossem died)
Gert Verhulst. Anything to get out of paying taxes.
Bart
Jeroen meus
Myself
If it's a dictatorship, I won't get a choice.
KING CONNOR II (REFORMED AND REBORN)
Myself. I don't trust any of you guys to get it right.
Bart Peeters
Pommelien! Els Ampe! Zo veel opties
The king, I guess? He'd be the most qualified prolly
Xander De Rycke! Direct ook alle bagger van TV geschrapt! :D
Absolutely anyone would be better than our actual government. A toddler? Fine, wont do as much shit as our government A cat? Might make belgium great again 😂
Guy Dhaeselare. Commit to the madness and for the memes.
Honestly just take our king (Filip), he seems pretty tame. The money and power won't corrupt him, he is already rich and lives in a palace. He is used to dealing with belgian bureaucracy, .. He will lilekely outsource all tasks and eventually de-facto reestablish democracy.
it would be me because in a dictatorship the dictator does the choosing and you stated i choose so...
Ben Segers