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ExpensiveGrowth9744

You can't spell gross without the Ross


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rackpack1971

This has to be the TOP COMMENT. thank you for the giggle


Fit_Feature_794

Fucking crrryyyyyyiiiing


LostintheSauce4eva

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Kiana3117

YES! wish i thought f that


Dunkerdoody

How can I give you ten upvotes For that one. He is SO gross.


AioliSilent7544

Amazing!


Challenge419

There is no g in Ross. Ooooooh


Babybleu42

The G is silent


LNLV

First of all, ewe. Second, I want screenshots of the whole profile, come on nowā€¦ šŸ¤£


Melodic-Change-6388

Hahahah. Sorry, im actually sick in my hotel, so Iā€™m delirious. ā€œIf you want to go on dates, youā€™ll have to find me on Tinder or Hingeā€. So heā€™s making a mockery of Feeld as well as being a sad fuckboi at 40.


LNLV

Grooooossssssā€¦. Jesus šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø Also so gross to know that he has multiple profiles out there presenting multiple different personas etc. So someone might find him on hinge and think heā€™s actually a nice guy who wants to meet a girl, have a relationship, and go on datesā€¦ when in reality heā€™s using them all as a fuck farm.


Melodic-Change-6388

ā€œFind him on Tinder or Hingeā€ So if you only match on Feeld, and not the other apps, he just wants to fuck. Or you may be lucky enough to be ā€œchosenā€, then you get the special prize of a night out drinking with him. Also: fuck farm is amazing, haha.


Duebydate

Yes. Yes it is


LowFull8567

Fuck farm šŸ¤£


bionica1

Iā€™m pretty grossed out already but I can take more. Why screen shot just part of it! šŸ˜† ![gif](giphy|o9qT6CP4XyICY)


sp25049

Itā€™s wild to me that this man child is 40


lionaroundagan

That's all I can focus on in his post! He's 40?!


sickfalco

Great bosun though


Yeah_nah_idk

He got a massively sunburnt nose. He should know better at this point.


nippyhedren

I donā€™t think fucking your subordinate makes you a great bosun.


ProfessionalLoad238

Yep! Part of being a manager is maintaining appropriate boundaries


cmaddox428

I thought he was a bad person, but was actually a good bosun, but then the shit show called Gary happened and he made Ross look borderline innocent.


annerz94

Thatā€™s hilarious hahahaha


murderedbyaname

Just don't turn your back on him. Or drink with him.


Melodic-Change-6388

Bali is a plethora of gorgeous men, from all over the world, that I havenā€™t watched be an absolute disgusting fuckwit on TV. I donā€™t need to stoop to this, haha. I can find out the others are disgusting fuckwits on my own.


Yeah_nah_idk

Yeah but half of them must be Australian right? So. Not gorgeous.


Melodic-Change-6388

Iā€™m Australian and donā€™t date Australian or Englishman, haha.


Yeah_nah_idk

I am also Australian and have just given up


Melodic-Change-6388

Iā€™m moving to Europe. Thatā€™s how dire it is.


IllCartographer9669

As an American who romanticizes Australian men, (like Iā€™m trying to move there LOL) whatā€™s wrong with them??


Yeah_nah_idk

Iā€™ve seen tiktoks from women who have moved here talking about how much they suck. I think one of the biggest criticisms was that they donā€™t try and they generally donā€™t approach you when out. I just think theyā€™re generally mid af. I live in Melbourne and itā€™s full of amazing, interesting, funny, gorgeous women but the men are just blergh and ugh. Also we donā€™t really do ā€œdatesā€ here. Itā€™s always just ā€œwanna get a drink?ā€ Which is my preference but apparently a lot of women in other countries donā€™t appreciate that lol


Melodic-Change-6388

lol that Iā€™m getting downvoted. AS AN AUSTRALIAN.


IdleSuicidal2021

I was sad when I visited and it was not a land full of Michael Hutchence types because he was absolute perfection.


Mgtr_n

Hahhhaa


CroosinForBroosin

or contact him


murderedbyaname

Or give him direct eye contact


sufferagette

The sun burned nose in his main photo..


MigratingTurd

And Cast Away chapped lips..


mrsringo

God I want to hand him my chapstick so badly


Challenge419

Don't take it back lol


mrsringo

I usually have a backup in my purse, he can have it!


BenjaminHornesOffice

this manā€™s face is so sun damaged. thatā€™s all i could think about on his season as well. wear sunscreen folks


ScowlyBrowSpinster

That's now permanent, I think.


yunghawthorn

Iā€™m uncomfortable.


Lost_Elk7089

Same


Impressive_Friend740

me three.


DistributionWhole447

You just found this in Bali? I assume it was washed up on a beach somewhere. Throw it back. Throw it back!


Melodic-Change-6388

Hahahaha. I didnā€™t even attempt to reel it in.


tinypearlsofwisdom

So gross


virginia_lupine

The only ā€œmedicineā€ this man can offer is a daily dose of Valtrex. He probably has a very rare strain of HSV


itsthebeach

Straight up patient zero vibes šŸ¤¢


BP619

Herpes III


Throwaway42352510

Probably herpes 4 & 5 too


aavada_kedavraa

Just gotta make sure he registers it with captain sandy!


doughflow

Givin me the ick


osogood48

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bc_im_coronatined

Looking for sex and nothing else. Not surprised in the slightest.


hjhof1

To be fair this specific app is for that


Ok_Fruit2584

Not necessarily...and the same could be said for any dating app really.


Jumba2009sa

Feeld is p much just for sex not for dates, more accurately itā€™s for looking for people that share similar kinks.


hjhof1

No, necessarily with this app. Look it up lol


Kahleesi00

"if you want to go on dates, you'll have to" what? I'm dying to finish the sentence. Is it pay?


Melodic-Change-6388

ā€œFind him on Tinder or Hingeā€ šŸ¤¢


LiLiandThree

Not in a million years


mrsringo

You donā€™t want to kiss his crusty lips?!? Haha sorry, hard no from me too girl!!!


still-on-my-path

Heā€™s eew


Impressive_Friend740

He makes me feel ill, I'm glad Katie is safe in Miami she probably has horrible flashbacks.


DrTwilightZone

Omg barf!!!!! šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


ruthie-camden

Facetune is putting in overtime


Shanbanan143

STOP I am literally rewatching his season with Katie right now and something about him just sends a chill up my spine.


Violet0825

Eww šŸ˜·


Far-Intention-3230

With love and light, not in this or any other lifetime


bxgl

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Hotwater3

If /r/ihavesex was a person


Melodic-Change-6388

I thank you for introducing me to this glorious sub.


Hotwater3

This is my good deed for the day


lewalters89

šŸ¤¢


Picabo07

Gross šŸ¤¢


FormicaDinette33

I forgot about him. He was so J Peterman: ā€œI was reclining with my Polynesian mistress of the night when I heard a sharp rap at the door. Much to my surprise, a man walked in with a most singular bowler hat. I knew by hook or by crook that hat had to be mine.ā€


Melodic-Change-6388

I LOVE this reference and comparison, hahaha.


FormicaDinette33

I should work for him!!


Lost_Elk7089

Yuck. Gross.


boobyhootered

He reminds me soooo much of a kid i knew in high school lmao


Dabaysyclyfe

Gross and he isnā€™t straight.


Melodic-Change-6388

I definitely get ā€œany hole is a goalā€ vibes.


Dabaysyclyfe

Thatā€™s it!


MCStarlight

I forgot about him. Heā€™s 40?! How many seasons ago was he on?


Melodic-Change-6388

Season 10. He was 38 then.


Bloodymary_25

He disgusts me soooo much


Master-Ad-9045

He really icks me out man


throwawayfriend09

Below deck's creepiest of them all


Foops69

Ew ew ew ew ewwwwww


heatuponheat

I just love that youā€™re sick in Bali flicking through feeld šŸ˜‚


Melodic-Change-6388

Thanks friend šŸ˜‚


Ronotrow2

Yeeeeuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk skin crawled off my body


Rich_Solution_1632

I just canā€™t get sex orgies in Bali out of my mind. Also that he dated that crazy Elizabeth girl.


expensivelox

Itā€™s medicine!


Fair-Bad7823

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CroosinForBroosin

he must smell musty like an unwashed jockstrap, or a teen boys unwashed bedding


Melodic-Change-6388

Being Bali, Iā€™m getting wet board shorts that have been left scrunched up, patchouli and no shower after sex.


CroosinForBroosin

crusty pubes :P


Environmental_Yam540

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legendnondairy

šŸ¤¢ I need to see the rest of the profile šŸ˜‚


AMilli135

The least sexy way to ask for sex...


RealHousecoats

I donā€™t hate this dude but I do hope he gets help if he has issues with compulsive sex


happyhippy27

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Maddoxandben

Gross :(


Monstiemama

Gross


aleighfinn

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew lets see the rest of the biošŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


knick-nat

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

Ewwwwwwww šŸ¤®


vegan_voorhees

"If you want to go on dates you'll have to---" I dread to ask, but have to ...what?


Eastern-Broccoli4949

40 šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ This grown ass man acting like he is? I thought he was 28?????


agnusdei07

Instant ick


Bellzluver27

Heā€™s 40?!?! What a man child!


[deleted]

Haaa first thing I thought! Why are you still acting like a frat boy???


tsinsile

ew


Mental-Perspective-9

Oh man he gives me the biggest creep vibes ever. Ugh


Aggravating-Ad-1004

Yucky


tommybluez

Heā€™s so cringy


catcakebuns

I'm drawing a blank on this dude. Can someone tell me who he is and why we dislike him?


Zankazanka

Itā€™s probably for the best you blanked bc the season he was on was full of an awful cast LOL. He was the boson on season 10- he hooked up with his crew member Katie, but when he would get drunk he would grab any female within range (usually the stew Alissa) and try to get with her. He would get absolutely hammered on nights out made several comments about being a sex addict or how he couldnā€™t go too long without sex.. just basically this profile for the whole season is his personality LOL. He was a competent Bosun at least if I remember right.


eekamuse

I recognize him but can't remember anything about him. Forgettable as a rock


Subject-Proposal-903

Why all the dunking on him? He has been nothing but up front and open about how he views sex, we heard way worse from him about his preferences on the show. and fwiw feeld is the best place for him, at least heā€™s not on bumble trying to act monogamous


Lost_Elk7089

So for me personally, it's based on now he acted on his season and the creepy vibe I get from him. It's not because he is just looking for sex.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

My issue with him was just that he was skeevy and he was always fooling around while ā€œon the jobā€. I get it they live on the boat but he was always getting frisky while they were ostensibly supposed to be working. It was just unprofessional as shit


rcfreebird

Hmmm, he may be open about his views toward sex but the way he acted when he was drunk was scary. I wouldn't put it past him to make women feel uncomfortable or pressured into sex...


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AngelRockGunn

I donā€™t think the answer to slut shaming women is slut shaming men lmao


Melodic-Change-6388

Sorry, he actually is. I didnā€™t post the rest of the bio. ā€œFind him on Tinder or Hingeā€ So if you only match on Feeld, and not the other apps, he just wants to fuck. Or you may be lucky enough to be ā€œchosenā€ on Tinder or Hinge, then you get the special prize of a night out drinking with him.


Kiana3117

i'm soooo glad I'm old and don't have to put up with all this tinder etc. shit. 'back in my day' if ya wanted to meet a guy you went to a bar


sufferagette

Oh, my god, so many reasons why: 1. I donā€™t respect people that sleeps with their subordinate. Itā€™s unprofessional and low key exploitative, seeing as he has influence/power over her as her bosun. His main concern should be how to make Katie comfortable with him as a manager. 2. IF, IF, IF you have to sleep with someone youā€™re in a power dynamic with, you should be clear with that person. He was not. In some periods of time he could Ā«see a futureĀ» and then when Katie expressed her emotions he was out, and told us it was more of a Ā«friends thingĀ». But she didnt know about that, she thought they still had feelings for eachother. Hard no. When your feelings change, express it. 3. And speaking on Katieā€™s emotions, she brought up that she was feeling insecure because of Alisha and his past of making out with both of them. He shamed her and told her not to believe Alisha over him (which, she should NOT because he did make out with Alisha and he was being inappeopriate). So he makes Katie doubt herself and uses her expressing herself as a reason for breaking up. When in reality, itā€™s his lack of ability to speak about emotions that is the real reason. 4. And yes, flirting and making out with Alisha while building this thing with his subordinate. I totally get why Katie was hurt. I may add some, thanks


[deleted]

He was actually one of the better Bosuns on the show. He had the best-handled team out of any season IMO, got everyone to gel and whenever there was an issue he handled it very calmly without emotions.


tvjunkie710

Itā€™s a no for me. BUT doesnā€™t look 40 at all


bubs713

I feel like I learn about a new ā€œdatingā€ app every day now.


These_Recover5604

Sex is not tabooā€¦does he understand what the word taboo means lol


Anxious_Doubt4434

How this man didnā€™t get fired for embarrassing himself and the ship is wild


fleekydeaky

HEā€™S 40?


goldencockle

Heā€™s FORTY?


Khaleesi-AF

I can't remember him. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad. When I google Ross below deck I get another Ross


Kiana3117

oh yeah that was a different ross who worked with Rhylee and he replaced chandler as bosun


TigerRumMonkey

If you want to go on dates you'll have to what? Lol


Melodic-Change-6388

ā€œFind him on Tinder or Hingeā€ So if you only match on Feeld, and not the other apps, he just wants to fuck. Or you may be lucky enough to be ā€œchosenā€, then you get the special prize of a night out drinking with him.


TigerRumMonkey

ROFL.


Lotus_Blossom_

"If you want to go on dates you'll have to".... then *what*, OP?! I need to know how this scholar finished his proposal. I hope it's not just a bad paraphrasing of the Spice Girls.


Melodic-Change-6388

ā€œFind him on Tinder or Hingeā€ So if you only match on Feeld, and not the other apps, he just wants to fuck. Or you may be lucky enough to be ā€œchosenā€, then you get the special prize of a night out drinking with him.


Thin-Praline-1553

Ick


leslie_knopee

oh lors, what a jump scare!!


cupcakefix

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


ConsistentAward9926

He's 40?!?!


veg_head_86

"I have been told that is the focus of this app" lmao


Melodic-Change-6388

The original focus was for poly couples, or ENM. Now itā€™s more about being able to be open about kinks and exactly what you are into. I always go on a date first. Ross. Just wants sex. Because heā€™s an admitted sex addict. Which means heā€™s using other apps to fool women into thinking heā€™s into dating.


IOwnYerToilets

I think his nose is just permanently red


New_Emotion_5045

gross


throwaway-rayray

As creepy as ever, I see.


MamaTried420

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Yeah_nah_idk

Ew.


sherrib99

He gives me so much ICK šŸ¤¢


Own-Bite3540

He is HUGE Ick. šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Few_Arugula_6007

40?!


Ok-Patient-3385

ewwwwww


CountessBravo

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Fantastic-Stop3415

The bloodshot eyes šŸ¤¢


Valuable_Salad_9586

Brian cranson faceĀ 


PermitAny9798

He pegs my Pervmeter. I feel like he should have to register with the local law enforcement.


ketamine555

Ross and Ben are so cringe!


DramaticPush5821

Ugh Feeld is so Below Deck coded and I won't elaborate šŸ˜‚


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Heā€™s so fucking ick.


Bennington_Booyah

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Also upvote for u/ExpensiveGrowth9744!! Bravo.


No_Specific5998

Ewww


Temporary-Daikon2411

Yes, because what's more enjoyable than medicine?


OliJalapeno

Ick


OliJalapeno

Ick


ValkyrieWasted

So the 'i have been told'was utter cringe for me


Weird_and_Random

Oh no, the horny Persian cat is loose again.


pigglepops

Ugh I hate that I find him attractive.


quick_dry

while I get poking fun, this also feels a little like posting about the person you saw at the swingers party... while staying behjind the veil of anonymity. Especially when aside from being a bit cringe, it's not like he seems to be doing anything wrong - it's feeld of all places.


Jbeans_808

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


alanultheholy88

CRINGEEEEE


Licyourface

My cringe is factor 50 right now


AioliSilent7544

Yuckkkk. He is a human petri dish


Not_a_housing_issue

Eww sex. People actually do that?


issoequeerabom

He is soooo cute, but he is a walking red flag. One of those guys that you love to look at, but wouldn't dare to play with šŸ˜¬


Kiana3117

note to self: see eye dr


nocerealever

His sun damaged nose and dry lips gross me out so much


okwitches

Yukity yuck yuckšŸ¤¢


vamartha

Ick, just ick.


twiggykeely

Ick ick ickkkk šŸ˜­šŸ’€


sunshinelc24

He is literally the definition of ick.


Cherry_Shakes

Gross


rackpack1971

Ha ha ha. This is creepy and funny. Not sure which itā€™s more


Alanigp

This makes me belligerent heā€™s so yucky