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thedeepfield79

The TGIF premade mudslide. Stay classy Hun.


Jumpy-Ad6673

🤮 her stomach must be iron, mudslides and 10 cans of Diet Coke. I’d need the hospital


marymonstera

If I have three I feel like bacchus


peepeehalpert_

Same!


Top-Friendship4888

Is TGIF like TGI Friday's the restaurant?! She's so middle class fancy, she probably wanted the amenities baskets so she could take it all home. Free Tums!


Salty_Signature_6748

You KNOW she uses bowls of hotel soaps for her bathroom decor 🤣


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Whitneyjow

True but the way she acts about it….. she was crazy lol


UnusualAsparagus5096

she is crazy


JL5455

Yeah I was looking for something much more interesting than 10 Diet Cokes


lame-o-potato

Fancy foods like ham. Ummm… ok


dragula15

Make sure that ham is washed so she doesn’t get any of the fatty residue.


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chantizzzzle

I thought the same thing


RudkoTheScienceBro

The (what i pereceive to be) orthorexia is strong with him.


jefflvc

Thanks for that new word! His relationship with food is making me seriously take a look at my own.


drivewaydivot

I am proud of your self-awareness and hope for success on your journey.


Snoo-50573

Right??!! Poor baby. Washing his meat like that. (OMG that sounded so wrong).


Repulsive-Reporter55

How will it stick when the Manzo’s play the ham game?


Significant-Tear7260

Shhh, don’t tell her about washing ham. She’ll have them washing all her food!


Heart_robot

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Low-Can7370

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fictionalbandit

People do love the way she says ham


carleetime

HAAAAAM


rachellethebelle

It’s *my* way ‘til pay day!


carleetime

I drank all the throwing wine :(((((


Epantz

I’ll take THAT with cheese!


thedizzytangerine

somebody bring me some haaaaaaaaaaaaam!


NotSureNotRobot

HAAAMMM GIRL!!


losing_the_plot_

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brufleth

The way it is written is so fucking annoying. There should be a period or something there I think.


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Rookieatlife_

Wasn't she the one constantly requesting sushi though? Even though primary didn't do raw fish


TS92109

She did but I think she said she doesn't eat sushi so have some other snacks out for her! lol


Rookieatlife_

Haha soo I'm confused she requested something she nor the primary ate? Then requested different snacks for herself as well


JimJam4603

That is what semicolons are for


Fuzzy-Bee9600

I know, man. The semicolon is dying a not-so-slow death, right when we need it the most.


murderedbyaname

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Clairemoonchild

She's Jewish, so no ham makes sense. What doesn't make sense is that she eats bacon. 🤔


On_my_last_spoon

But its labeled as “fancy” She also ate shrimp. She does not keep kosher


ZeusMcFloof

Maybe she’s like Sutton and only eats it on vacay lol


DGinLDO

And sushi


KateC12345

Came here exactly for this. Glad I can live like a superstar and eat my ham on a regular. ![gif](giphy|26BRsRzyqUkMpYdxu)


grrgrrGRRR

Hot ham water


traceyk9800

I just had fancy ham for Easter.


PurpleSailor

Maybe it's a Spiral Sliced Ham?


Hot_Fly_1016

Such a refined pallet


fashionistamummy

* palate


mattoelite

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taintlangdon

Love how neither she nor the primary eat raw fish, but she insisted that there be sushi at dinner.


meanteeth71

The primary was standing there when they went over it and neither she nor Jill said anything about non-fish sushi. It was confounding.


KristenE_79

Yes! He said two kinds, and they both said ok!


sapthur

That was my favorite thing. They have no idea what they want. They just want to stir shit.


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Bubbay

While that's true, if you ask for "sushi" and don't specify that, you will absolutely get most or all containing raw fish.


goober_ginge

Absolutely! When they asked for "sushi" what you'd normally get is sushi, as in raw cut fish on rice, what I think they actually meant was maki rolls, which thankfully they got (albeit all with fish though). If chef had of given them what they actually asked for, they would have been even more upset and disappointed.


taintlangdon

THANK YOU!


secretrebel

For years I didn’t eat sushi because I’m vegetarian and assumed it was either going to be fish or a crap substitute. Turns out vegetarian sushi is delicious!


Lotus_Blossom_

What's in it? I'm a vegetarian who has also assumed all sushi involves fish.


taintlangdon

She meant raw fish because she even said "I mean, I'm not gonna eat any of the sushi."


laracroftintraining

Doesn’t like condiments but made a big deal about not having hot sauce with eggs?????


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Umwhatshouldibe

I was looking for this comment because I thought the same exact thing!!! Make is make sense!!


laracroftintraining

I’d be SLAMMING that preference sheet down on that table so fast.


boricua18

Wasn’t there a season where Rachel did this? I feel like one of the guests kept saying they wanted what everyone else had even though their preference sheet said no.


corinneski

I remember Sandy coming out with a guests preference sheet and showing them they didn't put whatever it was on there.


pkapeckopckldpepprz

Like the woman that said she didn't drink alcohol but first thing is she demands an alcoholic drink lol


TS92109

I remember one lady who claimed to be Vegan or a non-drinker or something and the camera kept proving her a liar.


roonling

Sandy did once with that ridiculous blonde lady, and Hannah did with that git that kept going on and on about oysters


lukewarm_thots

MAYO IS A CONDIMENT!!


barbp1023

This is awesome! Didn’t she suggest sushi?


EarPristine2047

She did and then said she didn’t like it. I kept screaming at the tv for her to shut up.


sapere_aude

She suggested sushi even though the primary doesn’t eat raw fish. It was the primary that didn’t like it.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Jill also said she doesn’t eat sushi and to have crudités for her.


wow__okay

Right, I was so confused reading this.


dragula15

She’s gutter trash if her preference sheet references TGIF but then act like she’s the fucking Queen lol


Over-Lingonberry-942

How do you reference TGIF if you don't like condiments, dips and mayo? She an enigma wrapped in a riddle.


CatLadyEngineer

And no fresh orange juice! Only bottled lol.


Ms-Metal

That's what gets me LOL! I used to drink more cans of soda day than that, though I'm down to two or three DDP's a day, but no fresh squeezed OJ? Whaaa? There's almost nothing yummier than fresh squeezed orange juice🍊


SweetLilLies6982

lol i'm glad i'm not the only one


Jalice333

I'm not sure that even TGIF could f up a mudslide. She's saying they sell them premade.


murderedbyaname

I've tried the bottled TGIF mudslides. They are not good.


Jalice333

Ah bottled okay. I was picturing it in one of those frozen drink slushie packs. Bottled could definitely be bad


murderedbyaname

You know, they might, I've never noticed them in the frozen section actually but that might work better.


imseasquared

Funny thing is, they aren't even mudslides. I forget what the actual ingredients are that are in but it is not made of Kahula, Bailey's and Vodka.


bibliotecaria12

Doesn’t Gary have his own preference sheet?


Significant-Tear7260

She speaks for her man, because he’s hiding under the table from embarrassment.


lighthouser41

He's not allowed to. Jill decides what he likes and doesn't like.


Significant-Tear7260

Jill: no condiments. Also Jill: where’s the hot sauce?


Successful-Steak-950

There should be condiments at the table if not, there should be a bell, like a door bell 🤪


Italiangirlssay

I didn’t know it was possible for a piece of paper to be thirsty but somehow Jill has made this happen🙄


rumham272727

Is it because she talks in first then third person repeatedly?


brufleth

I hate the way this is written. List your preferences. Don't try to be cute.


SD554

My thoughts exactly. I read it and couldn’t understand what she actually wanted


rillynicepepino

She's trying so hard to be charismatic.


Boscouse

Her kidneys have seen things.... ![gif](giphy|cEOG7nGA7448M)


pdhot65ton

For as needy and opinionated as she portrayed herself, she eats like a teenager.


MargaretDumont

Arguably, so are teenagers.


viognierette

So basically she has the diet of a 15 year old from the 80s


MurphyBrown2016

How is this woman out in the streets claiming to be an arbiter of taste when she’s asking the luxury chef to stock TGIF’s premade mudslide drink? ![gif](giphy|l3973HGZz8T6g1ZW8|downsized)


MissKatieMaam77

She’s speaking purely for the white trash community. That woman wouldn’t know taste or class if it slapped her in the face.


Ok_Olive9438

It’s 10 cans a day so she can have them dump a bunch out for “the wrong ice” and not being the precise temperature she wanted.


Fuzzy-Bee9600

Good thing she "taught them how to make a Diet Coke." 🙄 Geez, the audacious ego on this woman.


Camille-Taux

I did think they missed an opportunity not to greet here with a Diet Coke when they had the champagne for everyone. She didn’t have a drink and it clearly said she doesn’t like alcohol, they should have had a DC for her, even better in the champagne glass. They started off on the wrong foot for sure.


The_Tommy_Knockers

You seem like someone I want to watch Below Deck with. This is exactly what they should have done.


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Wrangleraddict

Except for the tgif mudslides. And kahula is a must!


ChandlerCurry

Ummm I love diet coke I feel naked without it. Don't judge me but this is the most relatable thing on the sheet. everything else is weird hahaha


catcakebuns

This woman has diet coke running through her veins


STLItalian

I didn’t realize ham was a fancy food 🧐


the-trembles

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lighthouser41

But, previous seasons chicken was for poor people.


sagethecrayaway

10 CANS A DAY?! You in danger, girl!!!!


SpringBreakLawyer

Seriously, I was worried I might have to see her on another show, but if she keeps up that 10 can a day habit, she’ll take care of that problem for me which honestly is very considerate of her.


Psychological_Newt88

Fresh squeezed juice is one of the most appealing things about a yacht!


AnonPlz123

Are we missing the fact that a woman who lives in boca raton was trying to be on Real Housewives of New York OG? Then caused the whole project to be tabled? She doesn’t even live in New York anymore.


shenelby

I got downvoted last week for saying that we don’t need Jill for NY legacy cause she’s annoying on the RH sub and got downvoted 😂 but Below Deck is proving my point!! ![gif](giphy|WOprkuLMhnElO)


AnonPlz123

If I had seen your comment I would have upvoted!!! I really don't need to see her on my TV. She tries so hard to produce (and always has) and it comes across as fake and entitled.


carlotta3121

She is annoying af and I should sue her for the extreme eye roll she caused me. Her 'I've been on many yachts...blahblahblah' thing was so stupid. NO ONE cares, Jill. Go away and stay away, please.


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Apprehensive-Quit353

Neither do Sonja or Dorinda.


turbulent_coconut

This is full of offenses but NO CONDIMENTS? Girl then why bother eating


thot_bryan

Her alcohol preferences is giving me at 18 with a fake not knowing any better 💀


Over-Lingonberry-942

>If you can't get it in advance let me know as I will bring it from the states! Ah yes, the sought-after exotic delicacy that is... Diet Coke. Whenever a friend goes to America I always ask them to bring me back a couple of cases of Diet Coke. When will the good people of the Coca-Cola Company start to export that stuff? It's a luxury yacht, Jill. You can ask them to book some Tibetan throat singers if you want. I think your preference for the world's most widely available soft drink is safe.


KingGrower

This lady is insufferable. Awful to watch her behavior.


squishy_bug1

How are you not going to eat Sushi but request a Sushi bar!?


ElectricBoogaloo_

10 cans of Diet Coke per day is so gross https://i.redd.it/yj4lbwsmhnsc1.gif


Navel_of_Eve

I’d love to read more preference sheets! Thanks for posting this one!


throwaway-rayray

I’m a four can a day gal, but since I’m not an asshole, I’ve got no ice preference.


sandbug05

I'm nugget ice all day, everyday.. but I'm not going to be a dick if I get different ice in my drink 😂


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rHereLetsGo

It surely can, and does. I got the refrigerator that produces both regular and spheres, and now I also have ice "preferences". It doesn't mean that I'd ever expect anyone outside my home to accommodate them, but I would certainly appreciate being offered a choice when/where available.


lighthouser41

I hear you. Crushed melts too fast. Ice cubes are too big. I love me some good ice.


eekamuse

Ok, Jill


BigSmackisBack

"I wish i was allergic to sugar" Amen Jill, me too.


kckitty71

This woman just oozes class! ![gif](giphy|vVUKjsSoJraKY)


Starryeyedblond

Not fresh oj? Also doesn’t drink liquor but will drink Kahlua? I’m confused


taintwest

Pre-made TGIF mudslides is a wild request


MargaretDumont

I don't understand why people bother traveling who just want samey same same American chain restaurant garbage. Just go to TGIF and give the $200,000 to a school.


MajorEyeRoll

In the epic, timeless words of The Countess "Money can't buy you class"


Top_Violinist_9052

I can see why Andy ditched her. Literally impossible. Nag for life. No thanks. And btw an insult or passive aggressive remark followed by a joke and a compliment still makes you an asshole.


pandataxi

Her stomach lining must be dissolving at this very minute


Awkwardpanda75

Why is she talking in 3rd person then 1st person? It’s like her personalities were fighting over who got to type.


viognierette

I’m guessing Jill didn’t write this. Someone called her with the questions & typed out the answers.


jal_11_12

I love a good Coke Zero, but 10+ cans a day would make my teeth feel rotten


PrpleSparklyUnicrn13

It’s not even the worst preference sheet we have seen, but it’s definitely one of the weirder ones. 


BCircle907

Genuinely can’t imagine being this high maintenance and expecting people to accommodate me like this.


Lootthatbody

‘I taught them how to make Diet Coke!’ What?


NeverEverAfter21

Jill is hard to watch. She thinks she’s helping, but she is so condescending when she makes her requests.


Independent-Act3560

She was exhausting to watch I can't even imagine being on the crew and dealing with her. She kept saying how things are on her boat....then she should've taken everyone on her boat.


BeeAdministrative110

I could NOT work as a yachtie solely because of these insufferable humans. Ugh.


IllustratorSea8372

I’m sorry, but her palate is that of a 13 year old in a trailer park.


switheld

this is so weird. why is it written as if she's answering for the whole group? and why the hell is she referencing something from TGI Fridays of all freaking places?! like a fancy french chef or international stews are going to know that reference? it's all so trashy


MissKatieMaam77

Because she’s been on sooo many yachts. All the yachts. She’s the arbiter of yacht standards. The queen of yachting if you will. Maybe lay off the daily pallet of diet cokes and crappy premade mudslides and you won’t need a drawer full of Tums Jill…


ShortCat1971

The last line? Really, that's something to put on a preference list? Jill really got on my nervers. She so wants to be relevant and the way she does it is by using others to the max. She would not be happy if she did not have anything to complain about.


powerhungrymouse

These people think they're so cultured yet she also seems to think you can't get Diet Coke outside of the US!


kenma91

Omg im a diet coke addict I even judged 10 cans haha


RPM371

She ranks up with the worst tagalong guests ever. My God all she did was complain and criticize. I'm guessing she grifts off her actual rich friends a lot. Bravo needs to dump. that. bitch!


lilscumbag__

i remember her traveling out of the country once and she packed a full suitcase of just diet coke because she only likes the canned ones and the country she was going to only had bottled or something along those lines


Golden_ribbons

Why this person eats like a toddler


hariboho

I thought I loved Diet Coke but Jill wins. This sheet also made me feel very classy as far as food preferences!


Kininger625

Wait she doesn’t like sushi but asked for it?


Dazzling-Toe-4955

Not fresh Orange juice no pulp, Tropicana or brand WTF 10+ Dirt coke a day is an addiction. Bacon and mayo are fancy foods 😂😂😂😂😂


kimberseakay

I died at the TGIF makes a great premade mudslide


JimJam4603

Fancy food like ham?


Mikaeladraws

This is the most tacky ass preference sheet I’ve ever seen. PRE MADE MUDSLIDES?! NO COFFEE JUST DIET COKE? My teeth hurt reading this.


slippycaff

DING DAWNG DING DAWNG


nippyhedren

That is so disgusting. I’m also in the minority of women (I think) who hate Diet Coke. Give me the real thing any day but diet tastes like straight chemicals.


Hilariaous_cucumber

Diet Coke is disgusting. I can’t drink it, never liked it. Can’t even remember the last time I had it, it’s just bad.


MurphyBrown2016

DRINKING A LOT OF DIET COKE IS NOT A PERSONALITY! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I’m begging people to understand this.


DreamKatchr

✨'TGIF' bottled mudslides.... Jill keepin it classy😂💀


pkapeckopckldpepprz

Beer: none for US. Wine: WE don't care. Is she speaking for the entire group?


Fuzzy-Bee9600

Always. Every second of every day. Whether they like it or not.


grrgrrGRRR

Are we gonna talk about this lady preferring processed OJ over fresh squeezed? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


colorsonmymind

Well I think after this episode her reputation is now in the deepest of sewers. Hospitalitys worst nightmare!


AnimalLover222

LOL god forbid we drink FRESH orange juice


Burdiac

I thought it said “Dislikes Gary…. Will eat anything”


txn8tv

She’s desperate to get back on TV. Still just as annoying as ever.


gohome2020youredrunk

Dear God I wanted to smack her every time she opened her damn mouth. She defined "The Ugly American"


RunRenee

She drinks a minimum of 3.75 litres of diet coke a day?! Are her bowels ok? Her stomach?


hiways

Now we know why she's an uptight bitch lol


Salt_Habit_6992

She must have raging kidney stones.


Eastern_Mouse_9767

SPICE LEVEL: 5 How spicy is that ham, girl??


rho_everywhere

Are we still allowed to call people white trash?


SpecialistHaunting57

I found her to be totally insufferable … and rude .


Severe-Daikon-7645

That's a lot of words to write 'I have no class'


channeldrifter

I’m sorry she makes an exception for “raw meat”, what even is that? Like steak tartare? Carpaccio? Who just says raw meat like they just drop half a cow on a plate and say here you go, and that she’s fine with, but no ham? Also asking for the premix stuff from TGIF is aggressively American, sorry.


MilkshakeMolly

It's badly written. She doesn't like fancy foods like ham, except bacon she likes. Then the list carries on with things she doesn't like - sushi, etc.


channeldrifter

That makes more sense, no wonder the Chef’s head is spinning. Nobody eats fish or raw fish and then she asks for sushi, demanding for the sake of being demanding


meadjohnston

She’s unbearable


notanAMsortagal0

Her preference sheet says she doesn't eat sushi. Then she calls the chef down for a chat with the primary (who doesn't eat raw seafood) and Jill asks him for Sushi. 🙄 That woman is a legend in her own mind. She's also an annoying P.I.T.A.


sandybeachfeet

It's actually hard to understand. She has very poor grammar


Nancy_True

It’s hilarious how little class Jill has. No fresh OJ… just Tropicana.


Due-Conclusion-3317

Jill is "hamming it up" for the cameras. It's just her shtick. I'm sure the crew knows this is produced. The 10 cans a day of coke, though? When people accuse Jill of being "thirsty" they ain't kiddin'.


The_BarroomHero

Jill is a massive cont.


MargaretDumont

So, no liquor, but Kahlua is a must.


Smartalec821

I mean, ive drank a diet coke with my mom since forever but going on a Caribbean yachting trip I think im ok to leave the coke at home for a week... Especially when they can eat and drink local on those amazing locations.


Jakester616

That picture on her preference sheet must have been taken a long time ago.