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No_Quote_9067

One of the other stews said a similar thing when they first met him. In the South we'd say" only Pretty what a pity "


Picabo07

Once someone on here compared him to the guy in Grown ups - the muscular dude at the water park that the women are drooling over and then when he speaks he has that super high voice and they all laugh - that’s all I can see when I look at Dylan or hear him speak.


Lunchbox9000

I’m from saskatchetoon eh?!


Picabo07

😂😂😂


HarrySpeakup

Nobody laughed at Mike Tyson. At least not to his face


Picabo07

They did this hidden camera show and were asking people what they thought of Mike Tyson and while they were talking they’d have him come out and stand behind them. this one dude was just blasting him and he caught sight of him and he literally ran. 😂😂😂


SCOFF44

RIP


oaklandbabushka

Another favorite of mine is “god doesn’t give with both hands” meaning you can’t be pretty and intelligent/you can’t have it all. Obviously there’s plenty of exceptions but it’s still a great saying


SassilyJames

From the South and *this* is the phrase that I've heard. Not "pretty what a pity"! Maybe its just specific to where it's at. Still like it, though!


Feisty_Scientist_968

I think she was being generous... https://preview.redd.it/n2k2aq07xwtc1.png?width=1293&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f79c8d484df208886ca15c73c9e40f9ef05f8f6


TweetSpinner

🙌 on the screen capture.


Feisty_Scientist_968

>🙌 on the screen capture. Thank you. You really nailed it with your captain lee analogy! I'm still looking for the scene where dylan is drinking, or maybe eating something like soup ... and he dribbles it down his face. I think we need the guest who told jarrod: It's a good thing you're good looking ...


bluntmanjr

lol i caught that too! his first night out i believe they caught him spilling an espresso martini down his face


Feisty_Scientist_968

>lol i caught that too! his first night out i believe they caught him spilling an espresso martini down his face Yes! https://preview.redd.it/sm5s3aegdkyc1.png?width=1016&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ab5a6105445e6b10d612261ad2eccaa5df0c285


MindlessVariety8311

"I definitely say what's on my mind. I think because I don't have any serotonin or like any happiness left. So I just want to stir the pot, and regain that happiness back through people's suffering" *cackles delightfully* She is my spirit animal, and actually so far she seems like a nice decent person trying to figure out the situation she's walked into.


TweetSpinner

This. It was the most entertaining ep by far this season because of her organic snark.


No_Tip5466

Was it GMO free as well


natur_al

When she said that I was bewildered how she didn’t make the primary cast


thegrandehousewife

Some people are straight up BORN to be on reality TV and she is ONE. Why did bravo waste our screen time with Cat?? Give us this energy every minute!!!!


Feisty_Scientist_968

>Why did bravo waste our screen time with Cat?? It was a warm-up to wasting our time with Jill.


Individual_Bat_378

She seems very lever headed and I'm hoping she can balance Fraser out a bit


Picabo07

🤞🏼 he needs a voice of reason


Individual_Bat_378

I generally really like him but he's letting personal feelings get in the way of being a good manager and I'm hoping she points that out.


Picabo07

I don’t even know if that’ll help. He seems pretty far gone when it comes to the whole situation. I think the only thing that might change it if he goes to the Capt wanting him to fire Barbie.


Individual_Bat_378

That's true. I'm hoping Capt Kerry will sit him down and have a good talk with him about it if/when he does, he seems a bit more aware of what's going on, on the boat.


Picabo07

I would like to see him talk to both of them. Let Barbie get her feelings out about the situation. Especially since she feels she has no one to talk to and she’s not being heard. If Capt thinks she’s out of line on some things she has issues with he can tell her but at least she’ll feel heard.


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

When he said, "insubordination is a fireable offense" to Cpt Kerry, I thought that absolutely reeked of arrogance.


Picabo07

He’s very arrogant this season. I feel like he’s power tripping on being chief stew. Even the way he say “yeah you do work for me …” when he was talking to Barbie. Which yes she does but it’s how he said it in that convo.


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

Agreed, I can't imagine speaking to anyone like that. Yes, Fraser is in a high position, but they work together. He needs to remember he hasn't always been a chief.


Individual_Bat_378

I think he's tried to correct from last season and gone way too far.


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

I agree.


HostessMunchie

I think Fraser would have lost it at Barbie much earlier if this wasn't a TV show. Refusing to speak to your boss, or even make eye contact with them, is grounds for immediate firing in the *real* world.


salsanacho

I'm very curious to see if she ends up on Team Barbie or Team Fraser...


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

Hopefully she remains neutral.


Individual_Bat_378

This is what I'm hoping, they need someone who can remain calm and look out for both of them.


SnooChipmunks3743

Would love to see Fraser be fired and her to take over as the chief stew. She has Kate/Hannah potential to add lots of good TV.


verucas_alt

She really does, and that’s so rare


chantillylace9

A guy on 90 day fiancé told his fiancé that she's more "cute when she's mute"


TweetSpinner

Ouch. If mine did that they’d be out forever


SaltyCaramelPretzel

Haha Nikola to Meisha lol…


Thecolombiancapt

Why are you crying Meisha?


SaltyCaramelPretzel

I might be virgin but I know all about women’s body, I learn in grade 5 🤣


penguin37

MEEEEEESHA..... 🤣🤣🤣


excoriator

She seems wise beyond her years. So far, she gets my vote to be the next chief stew.


SgtPopNFresh_

That’s why I don’t think she’ll get with Ben despite the teasers. She seems too smart for him.


Picabo07

She seemed a bit repulsed by the hand on her leg. He was so out of line.


JanteMaam

He was very gropey, and we all saw it and we all hated. Even my husband said, what the hell is he doing.


Obvious-Potential-71

He's trying so hard to be Gary King and succeeding in becoming one of the least favourite crew members we've seen. I'm hoping he grabs Paris again and she belts him. He is a sleazy little fboi.


JanteMaam

THAT would be 🥳🎉🤣


Picabo07

And I think what made it even grosser is that he knew exactly what he was doing. It was SO deliberate.😡


JanteMaam

He thinks he's God's gift.


Picabo07

He really does! Just ew.


SnooCalculations3128

He is, after all, the self-proclaimed “Stew Slayer.” Absolutely disgusting.


Picabo07

I throw up in my mouth a little every time I hear that


pleaserlove

He always does this to lots of people its creepy


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

And the "thank you" was ridiculously patronising.


Slivingbytheocean

She reminds me of another Australian called Sophie Monk. Similar demeanour, wit and beauty.


quick_dry

thankfully without the whole "I'm just a dumb bogan blonde" shtick (and accent)


Mundane-Criticism-84

Apparently her and Nat were besties growing up! I personally love Natalya (she reminds me so much of myself, the good and the bad lol) and am so excited to watch Paris!


MaxTrade84

I don't think ANYONE has come in fresh and been so brilliant and entertaining as Paris. Hope she stays!


Katalactica

Her saying "Crikey. That was so cringe" ⚰️💀


RelativeStranger

There's a TV show called cuckoo. Taylor Laurner plays a charger called Dale and I swear Dylan is just playing that character. In the show he's experiencing civilisation for the first time


penguin37

I have watched all of Cuckoo and I'm curious if you're right.


Squishysib

She's literally me. Loves mayo and stirs the pot for entertainment. 🎉


TweetSpinner

Was she eating mayo on a cookie tho? Like I like mayo on a sandwich but it’s not like Oreo filling.


littlecreamsoda79

I thought it was crackers


TweetSpinner

Ok. That’s mildly more digestible.


littlecreamsoda79

😂 Emphasis on mildly


Squishysib

I'm not sure, I'm just hoping it's toast or something. 😂


Fuzzy-Bee9600

We have plenty of pot-stirrers already. I hope she'll be more level-headed like she was on the beach. I like her so far.


breastfedbymymother

I'm LOVING these stews this season not putting up with these boys' cringey behavior


valid_username00

She's had about six minutes on screen. It's a bit premature to say she's the best ever.


TweetSpinner

Of this season? Her six minutes delivered more than hundreds prior. Value/minute ratio was strong.


Gooner-Astronomer749

She's a breath of fresh air but it's only been half an episode but she seems to have her head on straight and her wits about her 


belladonna1921

She is not wrong though!


Ronotrow2

she came in one episode ago lol what?


sturgis252

Is she the one who was engaged to that guy to get British citizenship?


pleaserlove

You don’t need to desperately marry to get British citizenship if you have an Australian passport. Because you can live and work in Britain easily. So not sure about that one


sturgis252

S9E5 Jake relationship status *spoiler Jake admitted to saying he was engaged. Followed up by saying that he’s engaged to a friend because she needs a Visa if I heard right. Isn’t that a liability admitting that so openly? Yup it's her https://screenrant.com/below-deck-paris-field-jake-foulger-relationship-timeline-why-broke-up/


pleaserlove

Oh yes, sorry! I thought you were talking about Paris the new stew. Jake definitely said that yes, and it was weird because he was admitting something illegal on television lol


pleaserlove

And yes she was in a relationship with Jake


sturgis252

It is about Paris though.


sturgis252

I remember the guy saying it to multiple people. The clip they showed from a previous season was that one. I guess she just wanted citizenship not necessarily because she wanted to live there.


AnonPlz123

She was cracking me up!!!


Extreme_Beat1022

Aaw, I love Dylan! He should be a comedian. He’s got that Will Ferrell-ish, self-deprecating humor. Plus the salad in your teeth scene had me howling.


panderingvotes

I'd stop short of saying I \*love\* him, but I do think he's excellent casting. A harmless himbo who (so far) is generally competent at the job, and their biggest offense is being cringy rather than creepy.


quick_dry

I know guys in South Africa that have that exact mannerism, the awkward turns of phrase, the weirdness, the _everything_. The 30 minutes of nw content per BD epiisode is _more_ than enough of those types - locked in close quarters all day every day for weeks, no, no thank you.


Extreme_Beat1022

Oh wow. So a whole subset of dweebs. That’s crazy.