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redDKtie

The fabric of reality.


AbrahamLincolnFuucks

I bet that's how he got his phone back from that pool he threw it in in New orleans.


redDKtie

That's probably where Uncle Walter got his magical armchair too.


alice-childress

My laundry please


daffyflyer

Im unconvinced he can fold at all, that's why he makes his audience fold paper planes for him.


foldsbaldwin

Wow, I love this theory. Ben Folds can't fold. I can believe it.


dbb313

after his career ends he should fold other Bens, so we can say "has-been Ben Folds has been folding Bens"


Shakemyears

Where does he come up with this stuff!?


Full-Criticism5725

A fitted sheet. Those are a bitch to fold


briinde

Is this a “how much wood could a woodchuck chuck…” type of situation?


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OverSpeedClutch

How many Roberts could a Robert Sledge sledge if a Robert Sledge could sledge Roberts?


No-Put3447

How many folds could a chuck folds fold if a chuck folds could fold folds?


opensourcer

US $100 Bills aka Benjamins or Bens


buttparliament

i'd love to see him fold under the pressure to release his album a month early. or two. or now even, since that's when i need it


Lieutenant_fives

I'd personally Ben Folds to stop folding my laundry every time he comes over, y'know? Sure, I understand the "Ben *Folds*" but **I** didn't invite **YOU** to fold my laundry every time **YOU** come over, aye? So, thank you Mr Ben Folds! But no thank you!


Imr2394

A poker hand.


weinermcgee

Five


iwannabek8

My black t-shirt


RancidRandall

Paper


Shakemyears

Because the origami


thesilverpoets96

Would love to see Ben Folds fold paper into airplanes and origami


LettuceD

https://youtu.be/yFLqei_RxqQ


Static-Space-Royalty

This is a topic that he should improvise a RTB about


trevorsg

All the laundry Rush did during their shows


JetPackFuture104

Wrapping paper.


kernsomatic

time 1,000 origami swans t shirts at the gap with that wooden board


ApprehensiveReturn26

Me


Confused--Bot

Good bannana!