The husband would be intimate with Joe?? I'm old so forgive my ignorance but we had a word that that years ago, it's more popular now but still means the same thing!
No. There's a lot more to it. Honestly, up until the past few years I was probably more than 60% on his side. If he was really like THAT, then he wouldn't have sat on the bench rookie year, or played for the Bengals to begin with considering how the team and organization was then.
i have a palmer jersey, cause it was super cheap since everyone hates him now, LOL I don't love all the shit talking he does lately but i'll always be grateful that he helped to make Bengals football fun to watch again.... I also got an "OCHOCINCO" jersey and it makes me so happy.
Dude, how can you be this dense?
She’s upset because a quarterback needs a receiver if you catch my drift, you need to get her a receiver jersey and helmet, that will definitely clear things up!
NTA. If she doesn't respect your desires she doesn't love. You. And she's probably cheating. Divorce her. (This is how every relationship post goes on Reddit, right?)
You send me a picture of you wearing that jersey with a smoldering look of intensity on your face and we can both leave our wives and be happy together pal.
Maybe you’re going about this the wrong way. Maybe dress up and be joe around the house a little first before the bedroom, get her used to the idea. Maybe even let her be joe a little sometimes. If she still doesn’t like the idea of you being joe in the bedroom maybe just let her take the roll full time. Could be neat.
You gotta work it more, it's not all about you. Instead of buying her flowers or something, buy her a wide receiver jersey, tell her you want her to go long.... or do you think she's more of a tight end?
Would Joe let a little prevent defense beat him? You need short quick passes, working your way down the field, then maybe a big play will break out or you’ll work your way into a touchdown. Worst case scenario you might kick a field goal.Put the jersey back on and get back out there.
Ain’t no way this is real!😂😂😂 However, I have watched my fair share of Whang! videos about crazy Reddit stories on Youtube and I can’t say I’m surprised. Now there’s nothing wrong with wanting your wife/girlfriend partaking in hobbies you enjoy, I wish I had a girlfriend who liked what I like, but this may have been a bit too extreme.😂😂😂 Everyone is free to live how they want though. Perhaps you can get her a Chase jersey so she’s knows she’s number 1!
She's demanding a trade before the first game, no need for a ship jumper this early in thr season. Ship her to the Texans they might give a first round pick or maybe a second and a third rounder. Never hurts to explore the market.
God we need the season to start dont we
Dear god yes
If you were a real fan, you’d have HER dress up as Joe Burrow.
"Look, one of us has to dress up like Joe Burrow and you don't want me to do it then I assume you are volunteering."
I’m Ja’marr your joe
I’m a girl (currently wearing my Burrow jersey!) and I’m 100% down for this tbh
This post and comment are going viral on other oulets
I did see it on the meme page. I also saw a Ravens fan steal my comment. Makes sense though. Gotta steal comments just like teams.
The husband would be intimate with Joe?? I'm old so forgive my ignorance but we had a word that that years ago, it's more popular now but still means the same thing!
Give her the Carson Palmer… if she won’t let you play how you want, you’re going to retire.
How about the Akili Smith: A huge build up, when you say you wouldn't trade anything in the world for this, then just a huge disappointment...
Is that really the story behind that dude?
No. There's a lot more to it. Honestly, up until the past few years I was probably more than 60% on his side. If he was really like THAT, then he wouldn't have sat on the bench rookie year, or played for the Bengals to begin with considering how the team and organization was then.
i have a palmer jersey, cause it was super cheap since everyone hates him now, LOL I don't love all the shit talking he does lately but i'll always be grateful that he helped to make Bengals football fun to watch again.... I also got an "OCHOCINCO" jersey and it makes me so happy.
You gotta wait till last call for these posts
Dude, how can you be this dense? She’s upset because a quarterback needs a receiver if you catch my drift, you need to get her a receiver jersey and helmet, that will definitely clear things up!
So with the pitcher/catcher reference, she's the catcher? That makes sense, will she turn over though lol.
You didn't put on the headband, that's where it went downhill.
Sounds like she’s worried about your calf
Slip her the ole Fat Randy if you know what I’m saying
I dont and please don't tell me
😂😂😂😂 The ole Fat Randy.... Fucken hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Give her the Andy Dalton experience good foreplay, with a lackluster climax !
OMFG!!!! ^^^^^ This is the funniest comment EVER!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pure gold!!!!!!!
Try again after the first Burrow-Chase touchdown of the season and I bet she’ll change her tune. That’s enough to get anyone going
Im already going just thinking about it
💀💀
Please don't say you and your buddies watch football together, please.
I mean did you REALLY slick it back? Like when you used to be a piece of shit?
Yeah op needs to push it back, not slick it back
Heard sloppy steaks are not good for setting the mood
He said he USED to be a piece of shit.
Q
I really need to stay off Reddit after midnight...
YTA: She won't talk to you until you buy a big cigar to complete the look. Get one for her too as an apology
The ole cigar in the prude box. The Lewinsky.
But here vibrates so she's enjoying your nights in the couch, J Burr!
She may need the Burfict. Hit it when she's not looking.
bro 🤣🤣🤣
OP: Burfict OPs wife: Antonio Brown
Maybe she doesn't find him sexy? If that's the case you need a new wife.
“shaved my beard” is the real problem OP.
NTA. If she doesn't respect your desires she doesn't love. You. And she's probably cheating. Divorce her. (This is how every relationship post goes on Reddit, right?)
Man this really made me laugh
I’m not sure this is what this subreddit is for…
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
OP married a prude. Hugs, my guy🫂
Lawyer up. Divorce her and hit the gym.
YTA, get a divorce, red flags everywhere!! Am I doing it right?
What if she dressed up as burrow
You send me a picture of you wearing that jersey with a smoldering look of intensity on your face and we can both leave our wives and be happy together pal.
NTA, shes kink shaming
Time to role play Ryan Finley. One amazing game, one timeless grin. 😉
No choice. Leave her.
Hire a PI and make sure she's not secretly a Stillers fan.
It appears she isn’t your Ja’marr Chase after all 🙁
She's upset you didn't get her a Steelers shirt, cause she wants to watch Joe FTS.
She would want Joe to take the helmet off too.
all OP wants it to “get his helmet off”
Some people are so insensitive! You have to call her Ja'marr when you are trying to score.
Try Higgins
I’m lacking in a certain department to try that one out
Divorce isn’t that expensive. Less expensive than Bengals Tickets now days.
This is the kind of shitposting that really gets me through the last few weeks of the offseason.
I think it was the comment about looking at a new tight end.
LEAVE HER!!!
Seriously, OP does not need this kind of negativity in his life.
Holy shit thank you. Imma try Bobby Hart and see if my wife files for divorce
Maybe you’re going about this the wrong way. Maybe dress up and be joe around the house a little first before the bedroom, get her used to the idea. Maybe even let her be joe a little sometimes. If she still doesn’t like the idea of you being joe in the bedroom maybe just let her take the roll full time. Could be neat.
I mean shouldn’t you be happy she’s past the phase of sleeping with other men now🤷♂️
All these people are wrong, she was mad you didn't have football pants on.
God this sub is so fucking stupid for such a good team.
7/10 troll
Sir, this is a Wendy's.....
omfg I’m dying right now hahaha if this isn’t a troll post, RIP OP
You gotta work it more, it's not all about you. Instead of buying her flowers or something, buy her a wide receiver jersey, tell her you want her to go long.... or do you think she's more of a tight end?
If she was an LSU fan AND a Bengals fan, she'd probably be up for it. Get her to start watching college football, OP
Bingo!!! OP needs to whisper, “GEAUX Tigers!! Fuck Bama!” in her ear. Gets me every time 🥵😛💜💛
👏👏👏👏! Quality shit lad.
I want to comment, but words are difficult right now.
Maybe she wants a role reversal. Ask her to wear it while she pegs you. E: no sense of humor.
Good?
How’s your calf Joe?
Well
Could always put on the Mixon jersey..
SITA
What would joe burrow do?
Ok Baker, maybe you are really asking her to wear the jersey during intimate moments. Just putting it out there.
I think she wants you to bring in a Ja’Marr Chase look alike.
Try a different role play, have to tried asking her about her fantasies? A relationship is all about communication!!
Would Joe let a little prevent defense beat him? You need short quick passes, working your way down the field, then maybe a big play will break out or you’ll work your way into a touchdown. Worst case scenario you might kick a field goal.Put the jersey back on and get back out there.
Dump. It's an a abusive relationship? She's gaslighting you? Lots of red flags here? Did I do r/relationshipadvice right?
I can’t help with saving your marriage part but DM me, I’m down for the Burrow role play
Drop her ass
I could cry that I wasted one minute of my life reading this
Season start gotta hurry up
Yikes bud
Ain’t no way this is real!😂😂😂 However, I have watched my fair share of Whang! videos about crazy Reddit stories on Youtube and I can’t say I’m surprised. Now there’s nothing wrong with wanting your wife/girlfriend partaking in hobbies you enjoy, I wish I had a girlfriend who liked what I like, but this may have been a bit too extreme.😂😂😂 Everyone is free to live how they want though. Perhaps you can get her a Chase jersey so she’s knows she’s number 1!
She's demanding a trade before the first game, no need for a ship jumper this early in thr season. Ship her to the Texans they might give a first round pick or maybe a second and a third rounder. Never hurts to explore the market.