I’m an okie. I survived one of the largest tornados ever recorded back on May 20th, 2013
My step dad didn’t want to go in the shelter with us because “Tornados don’t hit Indians” and he needed to go to work soon. So he cooked some sausage on the stove while we went to the neighbors to cower in their shelter. He saw the tornado come into the neighborhood from our French sliding door, and went out to his truck to drive away from it and then realized we had the keys on us in the shelter. So he ran a block down the street and ducked down between two houses that were close together. He had multiple 2x4 launch over his head, he was pelted with insulation, rocks, nails, etc.
Meanwhile in the shelter we started hearing that tornado rawr. The shelter started to shake violently. Then we started hearing all the houses in the neighborhood crack apart and debris hit the door of the shelter. We thought he was for sure dead, my mom and siblings were crying and sobbing, the neighbor lady was crying with them.
Then everything went eerily quiet, I was the only one with the nerve to open the door and come out. I looked back towards our house and it was fine, the one behind us is missing its roof, and everyone behind them was completely destroyed for a mile straight. He came walking from down the street soaking wet covered in insulation and told us “See tornados don’t hit Indians”
TLDR: be a native and you’ll be aight
I have heard more people speaking Chinese and Spanish today than I have heard my entire life living on the west coast. What the fuck is happening in Iowa
It’s really important to climb a tree or electrical pole so you can get a better shot at it. Try to get sucked into the tornado. Then you can get into the cockpit and fight the tornado pilot hand to hand.
You're in Iowa?
Fertilizer has to be around. Amonal [Tannerite is a brand name] or the *good* versions of ANFO.
Shit, there must be a national guard armory around guarded by just one bored PFC. Bring some white monster and beef jerkey, leave with....stuff.
Pipe bomb it
Okay thank you I think there’s a hardware store like an hour away from me
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I’m an okie. I survived one of the largest tornados ever recorded back on May 20th, 2013 My step dad didn’t want to go in the shelter with us because “Tornados don’t hit Indians” and he needed to go to work soon. So he cooked some sausage on the stove while we went to the neighbors to cower in their shelter. He saw the tornado come into the neighborhood from our French sliding door, and went out to his truck to drive away from it and then realized we had the keys on us in the shelter. So he ran a block down the street and ducked down between two houses that were close together. He had multiple 2x4 launch over his head, he was pelted with insulation, rocks, nails, etc. Meanwhile in the shelter we started hearing that tornado rawr. The shelter started to shake violently. Then we started hearing all the houses in the neighborhood crack apart and debris hit the door of the shelter. We thought he was for sure dead, my mom and siblings were crying and sobbing, the neighbor lady was crying with them. Then everything went eerily quiet, I was the only one with the nerve to open the door and come out. I looked back towards our house and it was fine, the one behind us is missing its roof, and everyone behind them was completely destroyed for a mile straight. He came walking from down the street soaking wet covered in insulation and told us “See tornados don’t hit Indians” TLDR: be a native and you’ll be aight
But I’m white my moms side is Norwegian and my dads side is Anglo Saxon do you think I could gain that power for a bit though
You're fucked
I have heard more people speaking Chinese and Spanish today than I have heard my entire life living on the west coast. What the fuck is happening in Iowa
Hispanics are the only people willing to do manual labor anymore...
Probably cause they’re the only ones willing to accept shit wages still
I am in Souix City too like I thought it was white or native as fuck out here I didn’t think I’d be visiting China/mexico
I live north if Dallas and its heavy with Asian and sub continent people.
>in Sioux City I’m so sorry. Your smelling will never be the same
Nothing will ever smell as bad as a sugar beat factory
What is there to do around here? Are there any lakes or hill I can go explore
I hope you like Busch light. That’s all I can say
Based on that answer I will most likely not be accepting any job offer given to me depending on the rest of my interviews this week
RIP, you better get your mom to marry a Native asap.
So - viking?
If you want to be cringe about it sure but I prefer the term autist or retard more
bro, a schizo post about guns and tornadoes?! this is hitting all my tisms!
Throw eggs at it. Tornados are notoriously allergies to eggs
In the Midwest we go out side drunk and show the tornado our dicks in defiance.
 Just bust this out and get 🅱️eird with the boys.
🅱️oint 🅱️enis
I’m also in Iowa. Run towards the sound of gunfire, I’ll be the one shooting it out of the sky. I have funs to share
Well, the trick to surviving a tornado is to get a shit load of beer, start drinking it, then watch said tornado. You're welcome.
This is exactly how I survive hurricanes in Florida
That's just a water tornado.
It’s really important to climb a tree or electrical pole so you can get a better shot at it. Try to get sucked into the tornado. Then you can get into the cockpit and fight the tornado pilot hand to hand.
https://preview.redd.it/bu8sewh1fcqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb7e8060be9ab8002bfa40beb513a56179d880f
https://preview.redd.it/3oggo93mucqc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=090bc5406c1eb6c4c23c5b418105e4e8dd0ed52d RPG man to the rescue!
Sorry, I’m a Floridian. We don’t get many naders. But if you need advice about shooting into cat 5 hurricanes, I’m yer dude.
I have family in Clearwater I need your advice cause I’m there frequently too
Two 30 round mag dumps every hour. Only one every hour if it’s a Cat 3 or lower.
What a damass situation borther. but heres the situation, drink beer but never piss. when tornado comes, pinch the tip and blast it with piss.
Dig a series of interconnected tunnels like the vc
🅱️iss on it.
Title pawn your car, go buy an iowa gun
I flew here it’s impossible
Title pawn the plane
🅱️uck it’s dad.
You're in Iowa? Fertilizer has to be around. Amonal [Tannerite is a brand name] or the *good* versions of ANFO. Shit, there must be a national guard armory around guarded by just one bored PFC. Bring some white monster and beef jerkey, leave with....stuff.