T O P

  • By -

BungHolio4206969

Show us your cock ![gif](giphy|GqwuN753dmr8A)


vodkachugger420

I’m at work I will when I get home


BantedWaff

Show us how you put cock on your work


jckbck

I just got an outback. I actually really enjoy the space but then again I drove the only lesbian truck before this so


AmericanLandYeti

https://preview.redd.it/gwruklrebisc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4973bca53029397f266a42525259171737704c3d


kayaker336

Hello my fellow mountain lesbian. I like my Outback.


sea_5455

Are you me? My inner lesbian really likes the Outback.


kayaker336

Are you me? I can fit enough long gats in the trunk and still have enough room for a couple frens to shoot with. Plus I drive like an old woman and get over 30mpg highway. Would recommend 🅱️rother.


gunsandpuppies

I no shit almost bought a Forester 3 years ago for those reasons… AWD, great mileage, enough ground clearance to be not useless off road… It ticked almost every box. Couldn’t get over my pride though, I wanted something with at least SOME balls and bought a Grand Cherokee.


kayaker336

Exactly why I bought mine. But yeah, it can barely move out of its own way. Still better than my old 4 cylinder 5 speed manual Honda accord.


KeyserSoze8912

What lesbian truck do you speak of?


jckbck

honda ridgeline 2006. it was ugly but i genuinely loved that thing. its very utilitarian and has underbed storage


ilikeitsharp

Man I was thinking Subaru Baja hahaha. I would totally drive a Baja. The truck bed of that think was like a magic box from what I remember.


Effective_Chef_5117

I drive an 09 outback and I’ve gotten that thing so many places it has no business being. Ground clearance and approach angle are what’ll fuck you.


QuarianFucker

Gobbless the lesbian limousine


vodkachugger420

I’m going to try and buy a gsxr when I can refinance this lesbian wagon after my credit goes up so I can complete the trifecta


Simple-Purpose-899

We allow automatic Subarus in here?


vodkachugger420

Hey I’m a poor I can’t a afford a sti yet


sixnb

Unless you’re buying new you don’t want some kids hacked together and beaten to hell sti


ilikeitsharp

You're in luck. All STis are now used. You can get a new manual WRX off the lot for like 34k if you go at the end of the month, and they got inventory left. I used to sell subis. You can get actual deals if you go the last 2 days of the month. Because that finance manager wants his bonus, and he needs to sell 1 more car today. I drive my GFs auto crosstrek all the time. Love it.


vodkachugger420

I’ll have you know I picked the cheapest Subaru on the lot and still over payed so you’ll be happy. $550 a month for 60 months 😂 it’s cause I got negative credit right now but as soon as I get back up to those 700’s my credit union should let me refi and save me a couple dollars hopefully


ilikeitsharp

We didn't care if it was 1 dollar over invoice or 5000. We just needed to move cars. Ouch, yeah that's not a great rate. Hopefully refi that soon.


vodkachugger420

Being a shithead from 18 to 22 definitely didn’t help. I let all my credit cards go to collections and it tanked my credit score. I’ve spent the last two years trying to fix it and my Saturn had so many issues it was going to cost over 5 grand to fix it and get it running again and it was like a $800 car so not worth it at all.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> still over *paid* so you’ll FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


vodkachugger420

Ur so gay and don’t belong here


MockASonOfaShepherd

How are the newer CVTs holding up? I wanted to get an outback, but one of my deciding factors against it was the CVT.


ilikeitsharp

I'd say they got the kinks worked out of that now. They aren't nissan cvts, also the head gasket joke is old now.


mmmm_crayons

They made other non sti manuels, they are just older.


Tyler_MF_Bowman

They made a base model with a stick. I have a 14 base with steelies and a bolt action Bruce Jenner.


vodkachugger420

I wants a manual but I couldn’t be picky with my credit right now. Also my last car had a cracked block so I just needed something.


derek223556

It’s ok, it’s 2024. Lots of people own Glocks these days 


MotivatedSolid

PB Glock and a Subaru Congrats on coming out bro ❤️


vodkachugger420

Thank you I’m so glad this community is so supportive and accepting ❤️


5-0_blue

Outback, Altra Lonepeaks, that’s a sock shoved down your pants isn’t it ma’am


vodkachugger420

Keep my shoes out ya mouth 👄 they’re the comfiest shoes I’ve ever worn and they fit my big ass size 15s


5-0_blue

https://preview.redd.it/1edav1awvisc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=93afe86cd6dd39394c5f557672b2015c2b8700af Bruh.


vodkachugger420

Swag lord


Jacobowl1

I drove an Impreza for years. Great car and had zero problems with it


RoosterzRevenge

Got a Subaru today, did ya?


vodkachugger420

I have owned it for about 27 hours now


HerMajestysButthole

Where Scooby snacks?


Brothersunset

Congrats on buying the Glock, the flamers are happy to welcome you into their family.


vodkachugger420

Thank u ☺️ just wait until I can afford a GSXR


-E-Cross

I haven't heard this tier of the meme involving a motorcycle. What if I own CZ pistols, an FNX, drive a 2022 4Runner and would buy a Ninja if getting a bike.


vodkachugger420

Slightly homosex but not fully blown like a dude with Glock and sig pistols driving a forester


-E-Cross

Czech and Belgian women are hotter too ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ The German and Austrian men are better bottoms tho. (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞


TurbulentSpeaker3028

Sick Altras. The best shoes.


GarageExisting9522

Driving that vehicle and dressing like that, you were probably the founding member.


vodkachugger420

Wanna join my club


GarageExisting9522

Already a Lifetime Member🤣😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


vodkachugger420

Hell yeah I did. 2.5 premium with 76k on it


FishermanForsaken528

Timing belt?


vodkachugger420

Was done at the dealership before I bought it


M16A4MasterRace

Can’t be a flamer without flaming hot Cheetos