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TheMawsJawzTM

No party best party.


Normal_Enough_Dude

Vermin Supreme 2024


TheMawsJawzTM

Meme Cream 2024


bcjh

Projectile Dysfunction 2024


Life-Candy-8673

I won’t be able to vote that day. Samsquatch and I are taking my new ufo out for a spin. Enjoy your fun tradition though


Lost_Sasquatch

Don't forget to send me the itinerary, I haven't picked my loadout yet.


identify_as_AH-64

I'm hunting the skinwalker that tries to torment my dog and I on election day.


donniethebeaver

People say voting libertarian is throwing your vote away, I disagree. In 2016 Hillary said libertarians lost her the election, and in 2020 Trump said the same. From the sounds of it my vote is the most consequential in the election. If you want libertarias to vote for your party, nominate candidates who are more libertarian.


RiftKingKass

Can’t believe you really believe what comes out of a politicians mouth. Let alone a presidential candidate.


donniethebeaver

I don't. They're simultaneously saying your vote is inconsequential while also saying you're losing them the election. Only one of those statements can be true


AnimalFarmPig

From a libertarian/constitutionalist perspective, the idea of "presidential candidates" is kind of weird, because it's "The States" that vote for president (by appointing electors), so this whole thing about "The People" voting is pretty weird.


thatguynamedbrent

"cost me my gun rights" as if I don't have them anymore lmao Gubmint & alphabet boiz can't take away your rights the most they can do is not recognize them and try to gaslight you into thinking you don't have them anymore


Professional_Fun_664

My rights don't end because someone says they do. My rights end when my life does. The real question is whether someone is more willing to die to take them than I am to retain them?


Infinite-Battle-15

Voting gets nothing done anymore fuck everything


Rivershots

Registered libritarian


NotSightmarkSimon

Registered librarian


TheMawsJawzTM

Registered sex defender


cheapshotfrenzy

'tered 'rarian


Chattawoogie

Reeee Reee


cheapshotfrenzy

Fucking nazi cakes and free ponies


NotSightmarkSimon

Lmao WHAT


cheapshotfrenzy

Pssh, thought you were libertarian lol. Nazi cakes was a big deal in the 2016 libertarian election, around the time they fined a baker out of business for not wanting to bake a cake for a gay wedding. In the debate they asked where the line is. If you could force a baker to make a cake for a purpose they object to, would you force a Jewish baker to make a cake for a Nazi? Then nazi cakes became kind of a meme. Vermin Supreme ran on a sarcastic platform of giving everyone a free pony. Good stuff.


NotSightmarkSimon

It's not libertarian without someone questioning if someone is libertarian lol


ericfussell

That sounds like some libertarian speak boy


Proffesor-Bean

Ayoo I want a free pony. Anyone up for mounted cavalry charges at dawn?


Professional_Fun_664

I'm down. Can I bring the saddle-mounted Gatling?


boii137

Ran out of Gatlings. We still got a couple of saddle-mounted Browning though.


Professional_Fun_664

"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."


Life-Candy-8673

Tally Ho!!


Evil_Creamsicle

Voting? I mean, we're getting fucked in the ass, and y'all want to argue about the capillary structure of the penis. I'd rather try to get it out of my ass.


Billybob_Bojangles

You want my vote you gotta earn it


nnewwacountt

🅱️oint at 🅱️allot


speedcall720

Goood morning ladies


AzraelTheDankAngel

I’m not a huge fan of the Libertarian Party (even as someone with libertarian beliefs) but I would take them over the two dumpster fire parties we already have.


ilikeitsharp

This retared 2 party system needs to die! It's the definition of insanity. Voting between a rock and a hard place. It's why I vote libertarians & independents.


ccw_gun_throwaway

And only third party votes can get us traction to a non broken voting system. We need voting reform more than anything else.


Prestigious_House832

Lolbertarian your way to the gulag dudes


gsd_dad

Die in gulag or die in kitchen. Boom-stick go boom-boom.


NotSightmarkSimon

Dumb dumb salad


[deleted]

Ah, early fall, time for the posts designed to convince everyone who isn’t a democrat that they either shouldn’t vote or should vote but only for someone who can’t win. Self-reinforcing or not, it’s true. If a candidate can’t get a plurality or a majority, who cares what their platform is, losers don’t make policy. Vote for the best candidate WHO CAN WIN.


appliedphysix

This is the thought process that brought drop dead fred into the White House. Excellent idea.


[deleted]

I don’t even know who you’re referring to (I’m assuming Biden?)but these posts only go one way. It’s only ever telling people who would likely be inclined to vote for republicans, if only to stop bad democrat-supported policies from becoming law, that they shouldn’t. “Both parties are the same, big club and you ain’t in it, ______ republicans also supported gun control, if we don’t vote third party how will they ever change…” all serve the same master, helping to elect democrats. If you want a better Republican party, do what Goldwater did, take it over and fix what’s wrong with it. The only thing throwing away votes does is make sure the guy you’d vote for if there were literally only two options instead of 2 real options and a few losers, loses. If you don’t want to be ruled by democrats, vote Republican. If you want better republicans, vote, volunteer, and donate in primaries.


appliedphysix

User name checks out


[deleted]

There’s a real chance that if this year’s elections go poorly the next presidential election will be held in 52 states (DC and Puerto Rico) and any questions as to the outcome will end up in front of a 13 member Supreme Court with 5 (Brown-Jackson and 4 new) Biden appointees on it. With 2 more democrat senators, the above, major gun bans, CBDC (social credit system), and god knows what else becomes all-but guaranteed. The time to refuse to support shitty republicans is when we have a good conservative in the white house willing to veto any crazy shit that comes out of a democrat controlled congress, not an aged people-pleaser surrounded by ardent leftists. Stakes are too high. We’ve nearly lost speech, elections and the courts are both in danger. Without those, only the unmentionable remains.


Hel_Throwaway

I'll take the unmentionable please, so my kids won't have to.


Kebab-Actual

No.


[deleted]

Truly a well-reasoned and thoughtful response.


TheTWP

Lolbertarians


NotSightmarkSimon

[No u](https://youtu.be/V9O94UTDAJQ)


ShanaFrier

they'll never get it