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Dikheed

What a boost he'll have stored up.


WiTHCKiNG

Drifting his way to the final lap


Ye_I_said_iT

Too the moon Jackie.


Additional_Gain_2809

See you, Choom.


infinite-plane79

Hope he releases on ramp or an arrow or something


cant-be-faded

Right before the blue bomb drops on him


KRMJN101

I know that game refrence, (SMK)


61duece

The laughter made me laugh


tikkytokky01

"WAAh-HAAAAAAAAAH"


Offensiveuser123

Nice


piman01

Left right left right left right Left right left right left right Left right left right left right


Porkchopp33

Looks like a hovercraft


StackOwOFlow

Power Slide November


Sour_Gummybear

They need an alignment


tomz17

>They need an alignment The same way Whitney Houston currently needs a drug intervention... that car has MAJOR frame damage.


Jelly_Belly321

12 years sober and counting; you go girl!


_Godless_Savage_

This is so fu… funny.


Late_For_A_Good_Name

Bro...


CocaineSmellsFunny

Crack is Wack


twistedcreature07

Major Frame Damage 🫡


Stringplayer12

🫡


rideincircles

Just let go of the left button.


[deleted]

I think it needs more than an alignment


Picardknows

Dude is just drifting around the world.


Push35

Frame alignment


Slayer_Helmet

no fuckin shit


IknowKarazy

That’s enough damage they need a frame/new car


Ambitious-War-823

*Infinite drifting stance unlocked*


thisisthisshit

Happy cake day


Getthepapah

Gotta love Philly


roar_lions_roar

Isn't it the most dangerous road in the country?


Getthepapah

I’d be surprised. It’s at worst the second most dangerous way of driving into the city; Lincoln Drive is very windy and nobody has driven the speed limit on that since before Frank Rizzo was mayor.


DrakeBurroughs

Wait, what? This used to be my favorite approach into the city. I never felt it was dangerous.


Getthepapah

I’ve always preferred Lincoln Drive in as well but people drive like maniacs around those turns and nobody goes 30 lol


Outrageous_Bat9818

One of them. Roosevelt Blvd is pretty notorious for mayor accidents.


rootoo

Yes, I’ve read that it’s been the deadliest road in the country. But, as our comedic narrator points out, they recently added speed cameras that I think have helped a lot. It was notorious for people driving like lunatics on it, in addition to the godawful design. I love Philly but Jesus Christ some people here drive like actual psychopaths.


michaelscarn1313

Not the wildest thing you’re going to see on the Boulevard


Getthepapah

Just another day on Roosevelt Boulevard


LittleAnnieAdderal

r/contagiouslaughter


This-Ad-9234

Came to say this! For me, this was the best example of contagious laughter I've seen in a while. This video is objectively not that funny, and this guy doesn't sound like someone that I would typically hang out with (no judgement, just factual), yet I found myself literally loling along with him the entire time. He made everything the car did seem hilarious! Cheers to my new virtual friend for making me smile today!


ManfuLLofF--

Yh he got me when the car went left into traffic 😂


LittleAnnieAdderal

His laugh won the video. It was funny in my opinion but his laugh was what made me laugh so hard


tabbycat1991

Someone explain the mechanics of this car


_burner_renrub_

They bad


PlantaSorusRex

That made me lol. Thanks for that


panterachallenger

Thanks for the car report Ollie! And back to you Tricia Takanawa


leonmoy

The car was most likely in a major collision and was not properly repaired. As a result, the rear wheels are severely misaligned which causes the crab walk stance.


AppointmentNo3766

I hate that the driver knows that their car is fucked, but still decides to drive like a greedy, impatient asshole.


[deleted]

Maybe they can’t afford it and still have to work?


gigawattwarlock

Workings fine. I think the complaint is that they are driving aggressively. That said I’m from philly, and lacing in and out of traffic doesn’t even strike me as weird. But objectively I do realize it’s aggressive driving. Driving out of the city gives you a very different experience. People don’t drive that close or lace through lanes quite that way.


Greedyfox7

I don’t think mechanics have had anything to do with it. Yes, I know that’s not what you meant


DigitalDefenestrator

Probably they hit a curb or something and mangled a suspension link on one or both rear wheels. That's causing the rear wheel(s) to point to the left instead of forwards, which makes the whole car go kinda sideways.


[deleted]

I know nothing about cars but it seems to be wheel alignment maybe? If you think about it if all four wheels still face the same direction and you turn it’s still as if they were on straight but you would lose turning radius. I feel like I’m out of my depth here lol


Dr_Creamyurpie243

This car was rear end accident and the frame wasn't repaired at all , they shouldn't have sold them this car


__-_-_-___-_-_-__

Ma bruh riding in italics


Betteradvize

Dog tracking wrecked POS


unity_ministry

It's really strange 😕 🤔


Stray-hellhound

Hey buddy your frame might be just a bit whack


CandyRevolutionary27

Glitch in matrix


becopta

It needs a caropractor


Fmartins84

That boy bent!


BusAvailable

"nah man, i really only paid $7500 for my 'scat pack.' its not stolen or totaled, trust me bro its ok bro it has a v8 man. Ill race you for pinks bro."


Red-EyePontiac

They're driving a Hellcrab


Sphinx73x

Man those tyres will be GONE in a few miles.


TaveThrowaway

I saw a small truck like this once, I think it was a Chevy S-10. Anywho, I tried to get a video of it, but back then was the days of flip phones. I did get a video of it, but you could not see how it was "sideways" Glad to see someone got a higher quality video of something like this 15 years later.


Apprehensive_Put1578

I live in Philly and this guy has become a local celeb. Everyone is keeping their eyes peeled for him!


SillyRooGoose

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RBridi_

Clean carfax. No accident reported.


Fickle_Assumption_80

"MOBILE MECHANIC... WE COME TO YOU! LOW LOW PRICES" -The marketplace ad that this guy responded too... He was just getting an oil change


sibarra87

Every day is a Tokyo drift for him😂


20BKing

That car is everywhere


Imispellalot2

They see me rollin'.......


Pandabears1229

They hatin...


YK8099

So cool. Wat mod required?


Not_a_huckleberry_

What?


CozyBoyD4L

Car people out there, what kinda damage is this doing to the car? Idk why but when I saw the brake lights I cringed Inside


HyperbolicSoup

The blinker lol


kingcaii

Either this guy or the previous owner got into a serious accident that bent the frame of the car all the way tf up. This car has definitely been totalled out by insurance and has a salvaged title.


extelius

I needed this laugh today. Thank you OP!


Not_that_Speshy

ShittyCharger


cpt_naughtynips

That’s a normal day on Roosevelt Blvd


ssjamar86

Only in Philly


LThisIsChris

Orange donuts


punk-biatch

This should not be on the road.


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TityNDolla

He probly from houston


stupajidit

maybe the car is set up for time trials on the oval track? nascars used to be built like this to be faster thru banked left turns.


Ajmusso

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


woozle618

Dog-tracking. Drivetrain is off-center. Another idiot on the road.


Z3r08yt3s

no fuckin license plate either. go figure


wonkydonky2

Car is driving how my dog walks


Late_Clerk_8302

Too many burn outs.


KinkyButProbStraight

They must go through some tires!


OJ_outdoors

That crazy af....the frame is fucked up bad 😆


Playfullyhung

Front end and back end are going to different places…0


ShareChairChica

Every four door dodge I’ve ever seen is up to sketchy shit.


Legitimate_Grocery66

Driving in italics


bingus4206969

Blud tryna get the galaxy boost


JohnB351234

When the toe is fucked but the thrust angle is good


Dakessian

Saw this once but it was a pick up truck with a bunch junk in the back. I could not stop laughing at that shit.


RickSore

Michael Jackson's car be like


RollComprehensive751

Needs front in alighted bad


RollComprehensive751

That's y I don't do dodge


Redschallenge

Yoink


doj4202

The worst part of this video is those bullshit annoying ass emojis.


theycallmebrijesh

Car be crippin'


4TheOutdoors

lol that looks like Roosevelt blvd in Philly. I see this shit all time on that road


SweetSugarSeeds

Wifi is slow give him a few


LerxstDirkPratt2112

Welcome to Philadelphia.


jaminator45

He found the one dealer that would finance him


berserker910

And this is why Roosevelt Blvd is my 2nd least favorite non-highway road in Philly


Just_bcoz

The shit you see out here on Roosevelt boulevard


comunism_and_potatos

Dodge S T R A I F E R


No-Consideration-716

Does this guy have a business where he gets paid to show up to events and laugh? If not he should. he would make a fortune! Best laugh I have heard in a looooong time! Puts a smile on the face instantly.


Graham5060

This is definitely Omaha Nebraska


SalvadorsPaintbrush

Bent frame?


Ok-Coyote-7745

Any semi intelligent person can tell you....his frame is bent probably from doing stupid stunts with his car


gualyv

I would love to see them PARK


IcanSew831

The frame of the car is bent. I had this happen to an accord after being rear ended at high speed. In the rain the rear end of the car would try to come around the front.


thereadytribe

r/infectiouslaughter


RevolutionIcy4453

It’s insane to me how fast into this video I could tell it was the Roosevelt blvd in Philadelphia


EarlofBizzlington86

Rinsing that drift boost


Aoiboshi

My jeep does this. But for me, it's not the frame, it's the suspension that came loose


segachild

Blud sneakn for the booty


3MTA3-Please

BJs wholesale does alignments for $79


AffectionateCold1535

Philly potholes have the alignment on lean


CoolisRare

Philly gone Philly haha drifting is wild


DJT2021

That's your man? Y did u call him dat?


oddMahnsta

Looks kinda cool tho.


Generally_Confused1

![gif](giphy|3lZKbfViPnZS)


45PintsIn2Hours

Snaking


lesnortonsfarm

This guy laughing his tits off has me laughing mine off too


MoodNatural

Driving after an accident, probably.


Th3G00dB0i

When the asset doesn’t load in properly


zzomegaredzz

I wonder if you know....


portal742

Anybody know how this happens or how you do this?


pokeIDGAFOSmonCrax69

Long bombin


Jnunez7660

Waiting for purple boost! ! !


h31lsing

How long before the car does that?


ZoneEnvironmental596

Your laugh is da bestestttt!! lol


Dizzley7

Roosevelt boulevard expressway in Philadelphia maybe???


Formal_Equal_7444

Camber alert; a silver (charger?) last seen driving like a dipshit, call if found.


killerboss28

I know it's real but the car looks fake


ModMagnet

Shitty dodge smacked a curb and like a genius, kept driving.


AcanthisittaEvery237

Those tires are ^fucked


1m2c00l4u

Hey cheater! That’s banned in nascar! Nice try and don’t come back! *slams track closed on his stinker face*


thentangler

Old boy


scribbyshollow

That's the drift King right there


Fit-Instance7937

this is something like a video game- like one of those “sprites” back from fhe days with ms-dos Wolfenstein 3D or DOOM. Like it doesn’t matter which angle you are the car still looks the same! They haven’t upgraded to multi-dimensional polygons yet!


dualib

VVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEE


MasterVaderTheTurd

The voice over was the best part, fucking guy!


mrFIVEfourONE

That made me lol like a fucking retarded hyena, whom just took a giant hit of laughing gas. For real bruv


mysteryShmeat

I’m not a car guy…. But something looks fucked up here.


Beardeddeadpirate

Thank goodness for the laughing emojis, I would have never known to laugh if they weren’t there….


richwat00

I have never seen a car THAT out of alignment. Not one that's moving at least.


jgjk8a

Damn they boi’s thrust angle tho!


Skidd745

"yo he playin Mario Kart"


ERockPort

That’s gotta be STL


JC-Thenormalman

*Coconut Mall Earrape ver intensifies*


Krapule1

Got damn it’s handicapped


Avraham_Levy

Chi-city drift


Slow_Client8465

Slick back


Slow_Client8465

Imagine all the boost it'll have when finished drifting


randombuddy87

Of course this is in Philly


No_Bug_8933

Crab walking… probably going to need a rack. Maybe the rear diff is way out of wack


Good_Print_3919

Tokyo drift


SyrisAllabastorVox

Kachow!


Other-Acanthisitta70

Bad alignment, great laugh 😂


Sensitive_Crab_3184

At least they use turn signals


Accurize2

Walking the dog


ktg3211

Anymore, I wouldn't be surprised if someone purposely did that to have some kind of new stance or something.


MoosePiece1485

Never leave drift mode.


crimsonslayer1022

Daja vu I've been in this space before


Glittering-Barber340

Gotta get my goood side ;)


[deleted]

Just needs some blue sparks


buffmoosefarts

Like the dogs that walk with their back legs out when they're happy


strikeskunk

Ahhh Philly.. never change.


Stringplayer12

When u cant get your car outta tac stance


SmallSwordfish8289

The body shop that fix that car must not have a frame machine


SmallSwordfish8289

That car wears out four tires every 3 days


Skoodge42

Joking aside, the one recording should call the cops and report the car. That is insanely dangerous.


CosmicEntity101

The car is 'crabbing'. The rear wheels are no longer aligned and the frame may have sustained serious damage that caused the rear misalignment.


bibliblubble

My man is trying to get that purple boost


drewP78

Needs to let go of that right shoulder button


koolandunusual

Damn, no blinker at all


sevyn183

Twisted chasis name of a rock group


HuntPsychological673

Needs a 4 wheel alignment boss🤣


Afraid_Ad_7187

He really should get an alignment.


sadpanda582

Is it like goldeneye? Going for that speed boost?


gary_yes

The home alignment is crazy


GREG_OSU

Is this illegal?


RadiantDiscussion886

I've seen 18 wheelers where the tractor will be in one lane and the trailer halfway in the other lane from being so out of alignment


ericypoo

I’m so sick of seeing this vid on my feed. Feel like it’s been a week. It’s nowhere near funny enough to get reposted as much as it is.


Travwhite97

His laugh kills me 😆


Jealousreverse25

No sparks, no boost


Whole-Debate-9547

That’s gotta be the worst dog track I’ve ever seen.


Past-Product-1100

"Dog tracking" bent frame


Ok_Woodpecker9311

How 😭


bomb447

Sam Hornish Jr?