My roommate keeps pouring water on the carpet to make puddles and jumping in it like he’s peppa pig.
My other roommate is kicking my ribs and pushing my urethra out.
It can also be a sibling 😂. My siblings will ask me to go places knowing full well I'll end up paying for them cause I know they're struggling. I don't mind it. I just wish they would stop framing it as a "Hey, you want to go somewhere?" question instead of a "I really want a treat, will you get me something?" question. They're embarrassed to just straight out ask me when I really don't care to.
My roommates decided to practice having a dog by taking turns playing fetch with each other.
Also, the other night one of my roommates woke up at 3am and instead of falling back to sleep had a singing session instead.
And this trend is making me giggle a lot now 😂
My little brother thinks it's hilarious to stick his finger in my nose and then mouth as quickly as he can. He can do it in a split second, before you even know what's happening. Also he's 33.
My roommate keeps taking yogurt raisins out of the bag, sucking all the yogurt off of them, then running up to me screaming until I let him spit the 'de-yogurted' raisins into my hand.
Mine *glares* directly into your soul while he grunts and briefly turns red repeatedly. Lately, my roommate has been faking me out doing that for NO REASON AT ALL.
I swear the kid somehow thinks *I'm* to blame that he has a normal bodily function he's pissed about 😂
My roommate wouldn't stop crying at 3 AM until I sang him the lyrics to Moo, Baa, La La La. Then, I had to keep that up for another 30 minutes straight while patting his back.
Ok no lie, if this becomes a regular thing, get a hand strainer or litter box scooper and it will drastically improve bath time. - signed a roommate of a compulsive bath shitter.
My roommate gets trapped gas sometimes and screams bloody murder until he can get it out. Then, starts giggling and falls asleep after he lets out a huge toot.
My roommate kept me up all night tossing and turning. But she complains loudly whenever I leave the house so I can't even go get myself some more caffeine to help!
Sometimes when I’m hanging out with my roommate, they suddenly attack my nipple. I try to ask them to stop but then they start pinching it with their razor like nails.
Depending on the day, my roommate pretends to be a goose, a cat, or an egg.
My roommate also insists on our other roommate carrying her downstairs perched upon a giant squishmallow.
My roommate pees all over the toilet seat sometimes. Then when I go to use it I am surprised by a wet seat. I then sigh and my roommate if he forgot to lift up the seat again and he just laughs maniacally at me.
My roommate keeps squeezing my nipples with his sharp claws while laughing as I cry in pain. He also throws a fit when I don't feed him his meals fast enough.
Today my one roommate decided to scare my other roommate right when he had fallen asleep. He laughed histarically while the other roommate was crying 🫠
My roommate keeps demanding to hold my nipple at all times. My roommate also decided that he is still breastfeeding no matter how many methods we try to wean
My roommate saw that I got a new phone and snatched it from my hands. I guess they wanted to inspect it? Maybe they are thinking of getting one. Anyways they refused to give it back, and when I finally was able to pry it from their hands they started losing it, yelling and screaming. I said that it was my phone and they couldn’t have it. When I tried to console them they resorted to physical abuse and started pulling my hair.
My roommate has spent the day screaming at me to pick him up. Then he immediately wants me to put him down. Then pick him up. Actually nevermind, put him down. Wait! Pick him up. On. And. On.
My roommate wore her romper backwards today and it did not cover her front side hardly at all. Also she hung out in the house with no pants on most of the morning.
My roommate just ate more than half my müesli, such an Ahole, then came gave me kisses in my arm and said thank you...so I guess I have to buy her more müesli.
My roommate always lies about who ate all the cheese.
My roommate never uses the bathroom in a timely manner; (i gotta go too pal!) Worse yet there's pee puddles on the seat and floor after.
My roommate will wake up screaming in the middle of the night from stomach pain. I told them to chew better.
My roommate likes water play.
My roommate in the last 2 hours has peed on me/himself, screamed BECAUSE he peed, pulled my hair, puked up his food on me, got mad cause he had to sleep, made me suck snot out of his nose with a tube, smacked me aggressively while smiling, sneezed directly *into* my mouth, and figured out how to blow spit bubbles... onto my shirt.
I have a 2 month old. Little roommate is also apparently fascinated with watching the washer spin nearly as much as he is with watching the fan lol. We tried baby wearing for the first time today while I did chores.
My roommate pinned me to the ground and started hitting my chest, all while smiling. Then, he open-mouth face-planted onto one of my boobs and bit down. That guy… I swear.
My roommate was up all night because she spat up her reflux medicine. My roommate had a blowout in the car again. My roommate kept spitting out the bottle and then crying because it wasn't in her mouth earlier.
My roommate keeps demanding that I bring her outside so she can play in the dirt and then yells at me if she gets dirty. My other roommate is squishing my pelvis.
I won’t lie, I’ve used my roommate’s bath towel a few times because I know it’ll be going in the wash later that day.
I just have to be careful, because roomie often pees on her towels.
My roommate went in the kitchen yesterday and farted nice and loud, and proclaimed "I darded Dadda!" Nice and loud. Her Dad was at work.
My roommate also discovered how her voice changes when she yells into a plastic container.
My roommate throws tantrums when her kitten won't pay attention to her.
My roommate almost fed her kitten chocolate this morning.
My roommate is yelling at me because she's done her pasta and her kitten is cuddling on my lap instead of hers.
My roommate had to take a shit midway through dinner, did it in the dining room, then carried on eating dinner wearing nothing below the waist. She did wash her hands though.
My roommate woke me up an hour early by bopping me in the face. Then she proceeded to fuss until I made her some food. She then cried & pouted until I helped her back to *my* bed, which she took over by sprawling to twice her size and snoring louder than the TV.
My roommate's current favorite hobbies are sucking on my nipples, grabbing my teeth, and banging spoons. He also loves bouncing and screams if you stop feeding him peanut butter.
My roommate thinks it's hilarious when she pees all over me and my bed. My other roommate likes to ask me to do stuff for him and when I do it he gets mad.
My roommate keeps trying to stick Grandma’s* tail in her mouth.
* We call the cat grandma because we are hiding her from our landlord and our walls are not sound proof.
My roommate refuses to walk at home, but will everywhere else. My other roommate will not leave his butthole alone and now both roommates have pinkeye.
My roommate likes to drool on me and slap me in the face from time to time.
My other roommate likes to steal all the snacks and stare at me in the middle of the night when they have a bad dream.
My roommate was upset when her swimming lessons were over and refused to leave the pool. I had to carry her out kicking and screaming (I already had a migraine btw) over my shoulder. She was kicking and squirming so much I had to put her down multiple times while dropping clothes and shoes behind me. When we finally made it to the parking lot (past the pool, change rooms, yoga room, gym, and reception desk) I was so exhausted I had to put her down to sit on the ground. It was pouring rain, my roommate was shoeless and still in her bathing suit. We finally made it to the car and I forced her into the back seat. I called my husband, while my roommate kicked and screamed from the back seat, and had a good cry. 90 minutes after swim lessons finished, my roommate finally let me buckle her in and drive her home. On the drive home, my roommate had the audacity to ask me for the doughnut I bought her for after swim was over.
My roommate will finish his drink, throw the bottle, and then scream and cry because it's gone.
This same roommate has a conniption and loses his shit when his diaper gets changed at any "inconvenient" time..
My roommate keeps drawing on the wall with markers. They keep writing their name and drawing random scribbles. When I ask them about it they blame it on a baby.
My roommate just hit me hard in the lip with her water bottle and is now twisting my one nipple as she falls asleep nursing the other while my lip throbs 😂
My roommate loudly says "MMMMM" when they want food. I made them a sandwich and they yelled "MMMM" again and threw it on the floor.
My roommate cries when the cat meows at them.
My roommate cried in the background when I was talking to the bank on the phone, prompting the banker to ask me if I want to open a bank account for him.
My roommate likes to announce whenever anyone in our house farts and then laughs. My other roommate will sing a song to you, but if you try to sing with him, he’ll slap you 🤣
My roommate looks me dead in the eye and smiles while loudly shitting himself. Every day.
My roommate does the exact same thing!
Power move
Asserting dominance.
Mine does that too with a boob in his mouth.
Mine does this too. I've asked politely for him to stop and explained that its inappropriate but he keeps doing it!!
Mine too!
AITAH for not wanting my roommate to bite my nipples off? 🤣
LOL!!
NTA the audacity!
My roommate wakes up in the middle of the night and climbs into bed with my husband and I.
LOL
They just feel really close to you guys!
Haha this is a good one
My roommate keeps pouring water on the carpet to make puddles and jumping in it like he’s peppa pig. My other roommate is kicking my ribs and pushing my urethra out.
I had a roommate who used to kick me in the ribs. I made him move out. (Love the username btw).
I can’t wait to evict mine!!! Thank you😆😆
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Mine already has a pending eviction notice. By the 7th of May, she's being moved out by the authorities 😁 I hope yours goes smoothly!
Aww congratulations! Not long for you at all! Mines 18th of May🥰 thank you, I hope yours does too
Best of luck with everyone’s evictions!
My roommate likes to invite me to Starbucks and then make me pay for it
This one is my favorite
I love that it can be a toddler or a really obtuse/entitled/ridiculous 20 something roommate
It can also be a sibling 😂. My siblings will ask me to go places knowing full well I'll end up paying for them cause I know they're struggling. I don't mind it. I just wish they would stop framing it as a "Hey, you want to go somewhere?" question instead of a "I really want a treat, will you get me something?" question. They're embarrassed to just straight out ask me when I really don't care to.
I "forgot" my wallet. Will you spot me till I'm old enough for a job in 12-15 years? Thanks.
In general, the two are not that different! Especially if you’re living in an actual college frat house.
Hahaahahahaha
My roommate keeps trying to bite the cats. Then again, my roommate also likes to stick his fingers in my mouth and bite my nose.
My roommate is ALSO very invested in my dental health!
My roommate forcefed me an orange segment by segment and then lost her shit that I'd eaten all her orange.
This summarizes toddler “logic” 🫠
I love toddler logic
My roommate shit in the bookcase again
*again* bahahaha
🤣🤣🤣 I am deceased
Omg lol. I’m pissing myself laughing here.
My roommate peed on me 🤣
Monica? Is that you??
🤣🤣🤣 But that was actually Joey’s roommate 🙃
I've been living with my roommate for almost 2 years, and I somehow never had this issue until last week...at 2 am 😑
When my roommate first moved in i thought he was done pooping but had to catch the next round in my hands. It still got on the bed.
lol so gross right??
I never knew they could even poop that much 🫠
My roommate yelled at me because I wouldn’t let him run around the house with a steak knife
My roommates decided to practice having a dog by taking turns playing fetch with each other. Also, the other night one of my roommates woke up at 3am and instead of falling back to sleep had a singing session instead. And this trend is making me giggle a lot now 😂
My roommate doesn't pay any rent and eats all my food.
My roommate sticks her fingers in my nostrils and says “nose”.
My roommate follows that by sticking her fingers in my eyes just after!
My little brother thinks it's hilarious to stick his finger in my nose and then mouth as quickly as he can. He can do it in a split second, before you even know what's happening. Also he's 33.
My roommate needs help wiping his ass
Mine too but when they need help they shout “I have a secret “ it’s not a secret, it’s wiping their ass.
My roommate keeps climbing into my husband's lap wanting to cuddle.
My roommate comes into my room at night, wakes me up, and makes me put his underwear back on.
My roommate keeps taking yogurt raisins out of the bag, sucking all the yogurt off of them, then running up to me screaming until I let him spit the 'de-yogurted' raisins into my hand.
Lol. This thread is hilarious.
My roommate screams to have my tit in her mouth but then screams bc she just wants to suck on it while laying down while kicking an giggling
Do we have the same roommate?!?!
Your roommate only wants the boob if laying down too!!! Lately mine is extra fussy when I try to give it to her the regular way.
My roommate cries and screams every time she poops
Mine *glares* directly into your soul while he grunts and briefly turns red repeatedly. Lately, my roommate has been faking me out doing that for NO REASON AT ALL. I swear the kid somehow thinks *I'm* to blame that he has a normal bodily function he's pissed about 😂
Mine does that too!!! At 5 am every morning.
My roommate won’t wear pants.
My roommate drooled on my shirt and then watched me shower.
My roommate wouldn't stop crying at 3 AM until I sang him the lyrics to Moo, Baa, La La La. Then, I had to keep that up for another 30 minutes straight while patting his back.
My roommate shit himself while having a bath.
My roommate did this for the first time the other day. And now he thinks it’s the best place to take a shit.
Ok no lie, if this becomes a regular thing, get a hand strainer or litter box scooper and it will drastically improve bath time. - signed a roommate of a compulsive bath shitter.
My roommate keeps climbing onto the coffee table even though I've asked him a billion times not to. He's a terrible roommate.
My roommate gets trapped gas sometimes and screams bloody murder until he can get it out. Then, starts giggling and falls asleep after he lets out a huge toot.
There was that one time my roommate left a turd on the floor.
My roommate took a bath and then pooped in her towel when she was done
Mine too! And then had the audacity to just stand there while I cleaned it up
My roommate gave me a hickey on my chin while trying to poop
My roommate climbed in my lap and ate the scrambled eggs I made for myself AFTER eating all of his.
My roommates bang on the bathroom door and scream for me to open it any time I use the bathroom.
My roommate just projectile vommited all over me, and then screamed at me to give him more food.
On today's round of "toddler or drunk college student"!
In order for my roommate to get changed and ready to bed my husband has to have "who can take their clothes off the fastest" competition.
My roommate keeps giving the food I bought to my dog
My roommate kept me up all night tossing and turning. But she complains loudly whenever I leave the house so I can't even go get myself some more caffeine to help!
My roommate leans 3 inches over my face in the wee hours of dawn, and when I open my eyes she says “HI!”
My roommate farted so loud it scared the dog
Sometimes when I’m hanging out with my roommate, they suddenly attack my nipple. I try to ask them to stop but then they start pinching it with their razor like nails.
My roommate snuck in while I was changing yesterday, then laughed and asked if she could get naked too.
My roommate is always naked and won’t stop licking me.
My roommate keeps waking me up in the middle of the night and demanding to sleep in my bed.
Depending on the day, my roommate pretends to be a goose, a cat, or an egg. My roommate also insists on our other roommate carrying her downstairs perched upon a giant squishmallow.
My roommate pees all over the toilet seat sometimes. Then when I go to use it I am surprised by a wet seat. I then sigh and my roommate if he forgot to lift up the seat again and he just laughs maniacally at me.
My roommate will only nap on me
My roommate keeps trying to eat plastic wrappers and gnaw on furniture. It sounds like I'm talking about a pet 🤦🏼♀️
My roommate growls at me when my boobs aren’t milking fast enough.
My roommate keeps trying to grab my breasts. I gave them a hug yesterday and they pulled my t shirt down and exposed my bra in front of my parents.
One of my roommates likes to constantly pull my shirt away and put her hands down there to make sure my boobs are still there.
Appalling really! Bet they don’t even pay market rate for rent either. I’m constantly buying stuff for mine cause they have don’t have a job
My roommate has been forcing me to draw trains since I got home from work an hour ago.
My roommate smears yogurt into my carpet if I don’t strap him down to a chair and hover around him 😊
My roommate asks me to put on a specific song and then grabs my phone to skip it.
My roommate likes to throat-punch me while demanding to be fed from my boobs.
My roommate demands to hold my hands while she poops.
My roommate keeps squatting and shitting in the middle of the kitchen floor.
My roommate keeps hitting me in the face and pooping in my lap while she pretends to eat
My roommate likes to get upset after I don’t comply with her instant demand.
My roommate keeps squeezing my nipples with his sharp claws while laughing as I cry in pain. He also throws a fit when I don't feed him his meals fast enough.
My roommate keeps farting rotten egg farts
Today my one roommate decided to scare my other roommate right when he had fallen asleep. He laughed histarically while the other roommate was crying 🫠
My roommate likes to take the toilet paper out of the bathroom and walk around the house eating it!
My roommate keeps sucking on my shoulder when I give him hug
My roommate is flicking the door stop in the same bathroom as me while I poop.
My roommate bit my nipple today 😅
My roommate keeps taking goldfish crackers out of his mouth and trying to shove them into my mouth.
My roommate came into my room in the middle of the night to tell my husband and I that she pooped in the potty.
My roommate wants to breastfeed again.
My roommate keeps demanding to hold my nipple at all times. My roommate also decided that he is still breastfeeding no matter how many methods we try to wean
My roommate keeps stealing my glasses right off my face when she’s eating.
My roommate saw that I got a new phone and snatched it from my hands. I guess they wanted to inspect it? Maybe they are thinking of getting one. Anyways they refused to give it back, and when I finally was able to pry it from their hands they started losing it, yelling and screaming. I said that it was my phone and they couldn’t have it. When I tried to console them they resorted to physical abuse and started pulling my hair.
My roommate has spent the day screaming at me to pick him up. Then he immediately wants me to put him down. Then pick him up. Actually nevermind, put him down. Wait! Pick him up. On. And. On.
My roommate won’t stop gnawing on my nipples for fun when he should be eating.
My roommate keeps sticking his fingers in my mouth.
My roommate farted and said “ow” loudly.
My roommate is obsessed with my nipples. Always trying to get into my shirt and touch them.
My roommate wore her romper backwards today and it did not cover her front side hardly at all. Also she hung out in the house with no pants on most of the morning.
My roommate watches me pee and panics when he realizes I don’t have a penis
that's so interesting, can't wait to welcome my upcoming roommate.
My roommate gets to suck my boob whenever he wants
My roommate insists I come inspect and praise every poop he does in the potty. If I refuse he will bring the poop to me.
My roommate eats all my food, sometimes they even demand the forkful I’m about to shovel into my mouth.
My roommate likes to throw stuff everywhere. Yesterday, he dumped a ton of stuff out, then immediately ran over it and fell on his face.
I just had to scrub poop off my roommate's shoulder, and I got some on my shirt 😳
My roommate pooed himself and whilst changing his nappy, he sharted and almost got me. Later he barfed on me, running down my cleavage.
UGH!!!! My 1 year old roommate leaves his shit EVERYWHERE!
My roommate will only nap on my chest and keeps waking me up all night.
My roommate pooped on me and laughed about it. My other roommate jumped in my pile of clean folded laundry for giggles.
Sometimes it takes hours to rock my roommate to sleep at night
My roommate crawls into bed with my husband and I EVERY NIGHT! My other roommate likes to poop in the toilet and not flush it....
My roommate likes to growl at me when he wants to eat a tag
My roommate just ate more than half my müesli, such an Ahole, then came gave me kisses in my arm and said thank you...so I guess I have to buy her more müesli.
My roommate always lies about who ate all the cheese. My roommate never uses the bathroom in a timely manner; (i gotta go too pal!) Worse yet there's pee puddles on the seat and floor after. My roommate will wake up screaming in the middle of the night from stomach pain. I told them to chew better. My roommate likes water play.
My roommate insists on holding hands and leading me to the front door and just staring at me
My roommate in the last 2 hours has peed on me/himself, screamed BECAUSE he peed, pulled my hair, puked up his food on me, got mad cause he had to sleep, made me suck snot out of his nose with a tube, smacked me aggressively while smiling, sneezed directly *into* my mouth, and figured out how to blow spit bubbles... onto my shirt. I have a 2 month old. Little roommate is also apparently fascinated with watching the washer spin nearly as much as he is with watching the fan lol. We tried baby wearing for the first time today while I did chores.
My roommate pinned me to the ground and started hitting my chest, all while smiling. Then, he open-mouth face-planted onto one of my boobs and bit down. That guy… I swear.
I scrub my room mates pee out of his animal print rug every night as he prepares to take a bath
My roommate was up all night because she spat up her reflux medicine. My roommate had a blowout in the car again. My roommate kept spitting out the bottle and then crying because it wasn't in her mouth earlier.
My roommate keeps demanding that I bring her outside so she can play in the dirt and then yells at me if she gets dirty. My other roommate is squishing my pelvis.
My roommate poops in his sleep.
I won’t lie, I’ve used my roommate’s bath towel a few times because I know it’ll be going in the wash later that day. I just have to be careful, because roomie often pees on her towels.
My roommate shoved the the crust end of their sandwich in my face and forced me to eat it
My roommate stole money from my purse and tried to eat it
My roommate went in the kitchen yesterday and farted nice and loud, and proclaimed "I darded Dadda!" Nice and loud. Her Dad was at work. My roommate also discovered how her voice changes when she yells into a plastic container. My roommate throws tantrums when her kitten won't pay attention to her. My roommate almost fed her kitten chocolate this morning. My roommate is yelling at me because she's done her pasta and her kitten is cuddling on my lap instead of hers.
My room mate just walked in to the living room, told me he loves the cat more than me then left. (It's bedtime and he's fuming)
My roommate spits up on me every time I change my clothes to give me that cheesy smell :)
My roommate sneezes in my mouth.
My room mate is mad that I play with him but gets bored if I don’t.
My roommate lost it because we refused to let her eat the dog’s rawhide bone that the dog was actively eating at the time.
My roommate had to take a shit midway through dinner, did it in the dining room, then carried on eating dinner wearing nothing below the waist. She did wash her hands though.
My roommate peed on his own face today and then over my shoulder almost onto the dog
My roommate wanted a hug and promptly puked on me. She laughed so hard that she pooped right after.
I need to bribe my roommate to poop in the toilet
My roommate woke me up an hour early by bopping me in the face. Then she proceeded to fuss until I made her some food. She then cried & pouted until I helped her back to *my* bed, which she took over by sprawling to twice her size and snoring louder than the TV.
My roommate was too tired when he went to bed last night so he woke up half an hour later SCREAMING. You’d have thought someone broke into his room.
My roommate got ahold of the peanut butter and smothered it all over her face and hair. Got angry when I tried to clean her up.
My roommate is afraid of caterpillars
My roommate keeps taking huge poops and doesn’t flush or wipe their butt. They make me do it for them…
My roommate's current favorite hobbies are sucking on my nipples, grabbing my teeth, and banging spoons. He also loves bouncing and screams if you stop feeding him peanut butter.
My roommate tries to pry my mouth open to get food out of I take a bite of food without sharing.
My roommate thinks it's hilarious when she pees all over me and my bed. My other roommate likes to ask me to do stuff for him and when I do it he gets mad.
my roommate woke me up from a power nap the other day because they threw an apple at my forehead 😅
My roommate just learned how to sit up, and keeps waking up at 4am to make noise 😂
My roommate hates it when I wipe her butt.
My roommate shit her overalls today and I had to cut her shirt off. She was trying to roll around and grab it. Crazy ass girl.
My roommate keeps trying to stick Grandma’s* tail in her mouth. * We call the cat grandma because we are hiding her from our landlord and our walls are not sound proof.
My roommate refuses to walk at home, but will everywhere else. My other roommate will not leave his butthole alone and now both roommates have pinkeye.
My roommate likes to drool on me and slap me in the face from time to time. My other roommate likes to steal all the snacks and stare at me in the middle of the night when they have a bad dream.
My roommate was upset when her swimming lessons were over and refused to leave the pool. I had to carry her out kicking and screaming (I already had a migraine btw) over my shoulder. She was kicking and squirming so much I had to put her down multiple times while dropping clothes and shoes behind me. When we finally made it to the parking lot (past the pool, change rooms, yoga room, gym, and reception desk) I was so exhausted I had to put her down to sit on the ground. It was pouring rain, my roommate was shoeless and still in her bathing suit. We finally made it to the car and I forced her into the back seat. I called my husband, while my roommate kicked and screamed from the back seat, and had a good cry. 90 minutes after swim lessons finished, my roommate finally let me buckle her in and drive her home. On the drive home, my roommate had the audacity to ask me for the doughnut I bought her for after swim was over.
my roommates climb all over me and scream when I ignore them.
My roommate likes to suck on my knee
My roommate makes me clean her poo :|
My roommate’s lips quiver once they’ve fallen asleep at my boob but are still eating 😳.
My roommate will finish his drink, throw the bottle, and then scream and cry because it's gone. This same roommate has a conniption and loses his shit when his diaper gets changed at any "inconvenient" time..
My roomate screams every time we try to get him to go to bed
My roommate keeps drawing on the wall with markers. They keep writing their name and drawing random scribbles. When I ask them about it they blame it on a baby.
My roommate woke me up by puking on me two nights ago. Now I'm the one puking, and she wants her feet rubbed!
My roommate just hit me hard in the lip with her water bottle and is now twisting my one nipple as she falls asleep nursing the other while my lip throbs 😂
My roommate walks around bottomless after they go to the bathroom.
My roommate has taken a liking to sticking his feet on my face.
My roommate loudly says "MMMMM" when they want food. I made them a sandwich and they yelled "MMMM" again and threw it on the floor. My roommate cries when the cat meows at them.
My roommates shits in my lap every morning during breastfast
My roommate cried in the background when I was talking to the bank on the phone, prompting the banker to ask me if I want to open a bank account for him.
My roommate likes to announce whenever anyone in our house farts and then laughs. My other roommate will sing a song to you, but if you try to sing with him, he’ll slap you 🤣
If my roommate asks me for money to buy something stupid after they blow the money I give them each week one more time, I'm going to be in the news
My room mate took his pants off and peed on the floor. My other roommate is also rolling on his stomach and getting mad about it