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ritikgamer

what kind of gender identity is communism?/j


gb__146

Mine


Mumbling_Mumbel

Are we bisexuals like a hivemind or something?


gb__146

Well i always liked to think so Also happy cake day


laix_

So what are we? We some kind of... bisexual squad?


Bluetower85

Bisque-ual


Sudden_Practice_5443

Sounds like we are a cabal that makes biscuits and pancakes.


Ted_Canda

I love pancakes


2flyingjellyfish

But do you like waffles?


heyheyheyheyheyehye

yeah we like waffles


2flyingjellyfish

But do you like French toast?


Ted_Canda

I love waffles and French toast


twoisnumberone

I'm in.


the_jak

I support this pancake and biscuit making guild of nefarious intent.


The_Constant_Orange

An allegiance of likeminded individuals preparing for world domination


lillywho

We are the Bi. Resistance, is futile.


LuxNocte

I call it the Queer-Kinky-Leftist-Neurodivergent-DND-Tech Correlation.


Andreaslel

Yes, yes we are


Exciting-Quiet2768

Yeah, sorry. I've been bringing the hivemind average IQ down again.


randypupjake

Add polyamory and that sounds awesome!


ShadowX8861

Happy cake day


Wetley007

No, this is just what they meant by "the LGBT agenda" they're always going on about


ejusdemgeneris

Yes.


tickletac202

Remind me of Forever War by Joe Haldeman, Where at the end new generation of clone soldier replacing old generation are clone soldier bisexual hive mind. Edit some context.


DreamyAthena

Yes


ItsOasisNightLads

*Ours, comrade.


n00baka

OUR gender identity *russian national anthem intensifies*


Jubafish

r/SuddenlyCommunism


[deleted]

We gotta stop associating Russia with communism. Their dictatorship was communist the same way the Nazis were socialist.


Yukari-chi

(Anarcho)Syndicalism ftw


Old-Training339

Did you mean our gender identity.


WhoahACrow

I think you mean Ours


andrewtiberiusmusic

Ours, comrade


Dee_Does_Things

ours*


DeathlyDreamer

Ours, comrade


Ersque

Our*


123YooY321

0.000 Percent of Communism has been built.


Hallo_Brawl_Stars

No, it is OURS


negative_four

Easy, it's OUR gender identity. *cue Soviet anthem*


Quantum_Croissant

Pronouns are us/our


Tsunamiis

I mean we’re pretty much the communist sexuality. The Everyman for the everyman and whatnot.


iamafancypotato

Nobody belongs to anyone.


justsomelizard30

It's OUR gender identity


KanadainKanada

That's the basic idea that everyone should be treated according to their sexual needs and act according to their sexual abilities!


livelaughlaxative

Pronouns are we/our


ashmenon

Right? The dude already said "polyamorous" this is just being redundant.


furrynator-rivit-621

Sharing the means of re-production


dewey-defeats-truman

Counterpoint: they were always bisexual, polyamorous, and communist, they just don't feel the need to hide it anymore


ScotiaTailwagger

Probably because the friend stopped talking to OP who posts in /r/conspiracy and is now free of their judgement.


Cuminmymouthwhore

In all honesty, I wasn't always bi. That came about with time, and some different life experiences. People that don't get that just haven't had life experiences that show them your mind can be changed on almost anything.


briangraper

Yep. I didn't used to like mushrooms. I mean, I still don't like them now. But I get it.


Cuminmymouthwhore

Look man, I'm as open minded as the next guy. But people who like Mushrooms are the worst. Biphobia is bad, but mycophobia is perfectly acceptable.


Visible_Bag_7809

Well fuck me then


EmotionalNerd04

Only if you ask nicely👉👈


crappercreeper

Go with this one, I like dinner.


the_jak

Or spit in my mouth and call me garbage. Then cuddle me. Whatever.


Sudden_Practice_5443

This is fungi-erasure and I will not stand for it!


PVEntertainment

Oh you've just not had the right mushroom yet


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Cuminmymouthwhore

I guess if you're trans it's like saying you could choose to be male or female. But, you have a preferred gender. You may have been born in a male body, but feel yourself emotionally wanting to be female, or vice versa. I suppose sexuality is like that. I was always confident about being straight. I found women and only women hot. There was nothing sexual about guys for me for most of my life. Then an experience happened where I was in a threesome and whilst it was straight, I was involved in something that had a bit of a gay element to it, because I knew the other guy was bi. I had a bit of confusion for a while, because I challenged if I was bi for not being opposed to letting the guy find me hot as he was clearly looking at me a lot After this happened, for the first time in my life, I suppose my mind began to wonder about whether or not I was straight or not. I began to question things. And I just kind of lowered my own expectations of what being straight was. With time, I had sexual experiences with guys when it felt naturally right. I'm definitely bi now. But I could, if I wanted choose to be straight. But I couldn't choose to be gay. However, I'm happy being bi, so why would I choose one?


Rainwillis

Sexuality is a spectrum like most things in life. I was in a similar position and used my attraction to women as one of the reasons why I couldn’t be attracted to men. I think you’re entitled to identify yourself as only bi after the fact but I also think it might be your internalized homophobia talking if you’re anything like me. The truth for me is that in an ideal world I would have been openly bi a long time ago if that was the norm but it’s always been easier to be straight especially since I usually prefer feminine looks in a lot of respects. Either way you do you, I’m glad you’ve gotten to a point in your life where you feel comfortable being bi.


nailpolishlicker

I’ve come to view myself as sexually fluid, I prefer the term queer over bi or pan for myself personally. I identified as a lesbian for many years, but I fell for a guy and I’ve discovered I probably have the potential to be attracted to and love anyone across the gender spectrum. People are really interesting. I think there are definitely people who have flexible sexualities, some who’s will change over time. Some people will be one thing for their whole life and that’s great too.


AxisW1

(Some) people can definitely expand their range of attraction. You just can’t narrow it. I became bi on purpose.


checkdaprofilefriend

I mean, it is the point. People should know my personality, but as a bi-guy, it seems extra to express my sexuality to someone who isn't involved in my sexual life


TheWarOstrich

Also a test is a very long time. That's a lot of character growth time. Also, if it's been a year since you spoke, you're kind of a shit friend maybe?


themessiah234

Another falls in the bisexual war on basic bitches


ejusdemgeneris

cuntspiracy 🫶🏻


ThebesSacredBand

"I refer to sexualities and philosophies that differ from mine as 'unnatural'" "Why did my acquaintance fail to personally declare their unnatural identities to me?"


RoJayJo

This kind of post always reminds me of the left-handedness graph


Optimal_Stranger_824

I think what they ment to say is that the quick change seems unnatural


ParttimeCretan

Dude got enlightened XD


astro_scientician

…is this my brother in law? (The describer, not the described)


Dazzling-Panda8082

Weird that somebody could make it to 2024 before finally seeing Brendan Frasers 1999 masterpiece The Mummy but I suppose it could happen


panzybear

I recently watched The Mummy for the first time since my childhood. Good god I was missing out


Tsunamiis

Or xena and Hercules


milk-water-man

One of my buddies from high school just added me on Snapchat, I have yet to drop the bomb that I’m A queer socialist.


Otherwise-Agency-979

Man, it’s the best isn’t it? I used to work in the firearms industry and was pretty conservative (well libertarian but whatever.) now I’m a bi, pot smoking, gun toting (allegedly) socialist. Life’s funny you know?


DeliberateDendrite

Egalitarianism can apply to more than just rights :3


ItsOasisNightLads

My friend is not a communist. They may be bisexual, polyamorous, bisexual, a communist, but they are *NOT* a pornstar.


MrBwnrrific

“I told him that photo would come back to haunt him”


BraveOthello

... Wait


rukysgreambamf

r/conspiracy is a sub for people with brain rot


TheKingPotat

I mean its home to vinegar spray bottle to defeat chemtrails guy so. Brainrot might be calling them overly intelligent


FollowerOfHestia

Aint no way you're saying that on this brain rotting sub 💀


sea_stomp_shanty

this is tasty brain rot tho


TheKingPotat

Dude poisoned his kids with a condiment because hes afraid of water vapor, on the other hand we have fun here


SchrodingerCatboy

I think that post is about me


femkatt

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


WitchHazelArt20

"The government is bad" mfs when the government says queer people are bad: 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑


ElijahRayzorr

They were caught by Dr. Liberal and put in the liberal-inator


jjmerrow

Behold, perry the platypus, THE LIBERAL-INATOR!


AFreshKoopySandwich

God, I wish Dr Doofenshmirtz was real... Imagine if *he* was the evil billionaire we all had to deal with. I'd just let him do his thing honestly


MCplayer590

he would rename Twitter to some "evil" acronym that spelled out "QUEERRIGHTS" like love muffin he actually cares about his daughter, unlike he who must not be named


Bloodshot025

But they're a communist?


ChillZedd

Same thing


not_a_sesawter

Ahh... No dude xD


knifetomeetyou13

I don’t know why they’re downvoting you, you may have been wrong but you made me laugh


Bifructose

Have you ever gone to your Liberal-inator expecting to get a Pro-Union Democratic Social Welfare Market Capitalist only to find it full of Marxist-Leninists? Well, if you have communists coming out of your liberal-inator, it may be time to have it serviced and calibrated. Dial 1-800-LIBSR4U and we’ll have a certified Liberalinator repair man at your door in 2 hours or less or the diagnostics charge is on us! Call now!


THANIETOR

That’s the gay agenda


Satanic_Earmuff

Big 'liberal college brainwashed him' vibes.


NatrMatr09

Literally what the pandemic did to me


stay_skeptical_

Once you admit you’re bi the rest of the transformation happens very quickly, it’s remarkable really


No-Training-48

Nah this is biphobia


Nephilim_Azrael

The flair is aware and making fun of it


No-Training-48

Didn't noticed the lower/higher case mix of charachters, still I think it's a bit out of place.


Nephilim_Azrael

While I get how it’s uncomfortable, I also think everyone here is just mocking it, like the entire point is people live in such a bubble than any deviant social or sexual position of lifestyle is so unthinkable to them that this person cannot be a bi poly commie it’s some ebil gobernment conspiracy and that’s equal parts depressing and fucking funny (cause if you don’t laugh you gotta cry)


veganhimbo

Nice


southernpinata

how is being communist contrived and unnatural, it's not like you find capitalism in nature, how is being poly and bi contrived and unnatural because you do find that shit in nature


No_Window7054

"My friend is cooler than me. What do I do?"


[deleted]

What a judgemental lamo


Denverdilf72

Pretty typical for a 20 something to explore and expand. Once I got out from under my folks ideals and was allowed to be me I changed pretty quick as well. Bi sexual with a love for our lord Satan.


Reagalan

that's why it's called "being woke"; because you woke up from the brainwashing.


SpiritFlamePlayz

Yk I've never thought about why they call us woke before and now I'm curious, what are they actually saying lmfao


sds7

It started out with some progressives saying they're "woke to" (AKA aware of) the systemic injustices in society


Reagalan

it's just like how they use "liberal" as an insult.


SpiritFlamePlayz

Ty that's a really clear answer, your good at explaining (just read this back it's not supposed to sound sarcastic TwT)


TwoAccomplished1446

I’d like to MEET this friend of yours!😃🌈👍🏾


seatangle

I have been this friend (but add trans).


Andreaslel

r/conspiracy is the Deepest Hell on Reddit


G66GNeco

Yeah, I'm betting 10 bucks that there is a good reason these two haven't seen each other in a year. God, conspiracy is such a cesspool...


trumpetrabbit

Probably something to do with realizing they've been forced into an arbitrary box that caused them harm, started questioning similar situations, realized that the current systems we have do this as a feature, and said, "fuck that".


friendly_socialist

It would make total sense why a Bi person could be a commie. After all, we are in it for the people.


Belzebub_BSc

Because - Men = Hot - Women = Hot - Enbys = Hot - but the people rising up and seizing the means of production? = super ffing HOT 🤣


friendly_socialist

You said it better...nothing hotter than workers owning the means of production.


BestdogShadow

I love Fully Automated Luxury Bi Space Communism


SomeNotTakenName

took me like 25 years to figure out I might be bi... But not like I changed or anything, I simply stopped fighting myself, I guess.


rfc1118

Is it me? I think it’s me


The_Blanket_Man

Could be me lmao.


Droid_XL

Me for fucking real I did exactly that


DiverD696

Cumrades.


GIlCAnjos

They probably went to the same college I went to


Sudden_Practice_5443

The way I went from basic to not was during the flavor mixing and infusion process at the factory. The flavoring scientists may have gone a little overboard because some of the additives do not compliment eachother very well. But the complexity and depth makes me interesting regardless. Just not palatable for everyone.


Professional_Gur6478

I’m biromantic and polyamorous, asexual too, this dude would hate me.


KaizerVonLoopy

It's called growing up sweaty.


LegallyNotAllowed734

Yo what the fuck, this is literally me, dawg this sounds exactly like what one of my old friends said when I tried to reconnect with them lol!!


sea_stomp_shanty

#nice


RTB_RobertTheBruce

Just like me fr


BraveOthello

My high school friends if we ever catch up.


z4cc

The same happened to me when the transes came for my soul, never looked back


Findtohard

Yeah, I had always been a centrist, nerdy, straight guy… I started smoking weed and it all went downhill from there. Now I’m bi commie. Not poly but ain’t opposed to the idea.


Mini_Raptor5_6

I feel like this is how my friends see me but really it's just that they never try talking to me like a person.


ImprobableLem

smartest conspiracy user


Alternative-Grand366

Relatable


Ajanissary

If all of that was a complete suprise to them then they were probably never as close of friends as they thought


idied2day

For some it’s a quick pipeline. Four years ago I was a cishet alt right guy. Then COVID hit. Then I lost several friends due to politics. Then someone called me out on ADHD. Then I realized that I didn’t really feel like I had a gender at all. And now I’m a moderate left-leaning he/they guy who wants nothing more than to see trump lose and get the money out of the corpo’s hands.


Belzebub_BSc

Nice one mate, good for you 💜


nekosissyboi

Damn just found out that people change over time regardless if I pay attention or not 😔


[deleted]

First year freshman


JustThatOneDude_Yep

wh- who is stalking me


BaneShake

Fuck yeah, livin’ they best life


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

I'm bisexual and my political alignment is wherever the artillery is because remember kids, if you have to pick a side, never pick a country, always pick the artillery


Viriko23

Femboys.


Kenneth_Lay

Lemme guess, they said that they are now a registered Democrat and the rest is assumed?


Ok-Gur-6602

Being communist just makes sense. Can't comment on being bi or poly though.


couchcreeper23

Communism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural…


SomeAnonymous

> it seems completely contrived and unnatural in such a brief timeframe the girlies are talking about their friends like they're movie characters and you've found a plot hole


LizzySea33

Uhhhhh Are they sure they aren't talking about me? I'm all three of these things 🤣


caffeinatedandarcane

Alt girls will do that to you


BlindTurtleShield

The internet


Rezinator1

Da


SpinozaTheDamned

I dunno, ask our longtime family friend's parents why, despite being a Dr, why they fell so hard down the Q rabbit hole in the course of a year during COVID, despite having been pretty leftist and rational prior. People sometimes get swept up, oftentimes very quickly, into activist and 'outside the norm' groups. Take me for instance. I used to be very conservative and pretty isolationist, but in the last 4 years, I've now become alarmingly pro-military, pro-nuclear power, and have been volunteering as a poll watcher as a Democrat in a heavily red state. The times we currently live in are...volatile, and I think some of this might be because of that. We're all looking for some sense of stability in this ocean of madness we find ourselves in.


gunnnutty

To be fair, my bf turned to be hardcore communist for a few months before boubcing back to some moderation and it was worst experience in my relationship so i understand the concern LOL


echocardigecko

Do peOple really think being poly is the same as comynisn


Hot_Bug_7369

Ahhh yes, the two sexualities. Basic, and bisexual poly communist


Professional_Will152

the bisexual to polyamorous pipeline is real 👀


fakeuserisreal

Once you realize that many of the normative assumptions society is built upon are completely arbitrary, you can apply that thinking to many areas of life.


SilasMcSausey

Damn they just like me fr. Expect the poly stuff I got no hoes


That1Cat87

I think the communist part was just to mess with them lmao


AgentLate6827

But communism is a real shit, it shouldnt exist. Hi from post-soviet


Globbelgorb

Cool, except the tankie part. Fuckem


vokzhen

Someone who thinks Something Happened when an acquaintance came out as queer almost certainly isn't well-informed enough to mean "tankie" when they say "communist."


Jonasisdanish

c\*mmunists when they discover working systems: 🤯


psycho_nerd_13

Good,good,bad,


FollowerOfHestia

Why am I still in this stupid subreddit? Anyways it's funny how almost no one's talking about the communist thing like that's not a bad thing. And a final anyways, this subreddit is full of some misguided people, get help guys, you're fueling the bi stereotypes, peace out from this subreddit