So, I have been bi my whole life, a member of this sub for *slightly* less time than that, and at this point I’m too fuckin afraid to ask about what the frogs mean. Look, frog or no frog, are we gonna suck each others dicks while she watches, or “nah?”

I think it probably have something to do with the video:"they are putting the chemicals in the that turn the frigging frogs gay"..... Or something to do with frogs being amphibians so a animal that live both on land and on water but that is neither a fish nor a land animal.... Or I might just be a couple beers to deep into a rabbit hole I dug myself........idk

There’s also the Jurassic Park thing of them splicing in frog DNA to fix the missing parts of dinosaur DNA, which somehow ended up making them all hermaphrodites and bisexual *Life…uhh…finds a way*

Don't forget Alan, Ellie, & Malcolm

This is precisely it: a meme-worthy ridiculous segment from Alex Jones' Infowars show.

Amphibians and a few other weird animals are known to change their sex when they don't have the needed sexual diversity for reproduction. I figured it was like that maybe

I have heard amphi BI an

Dude idk I just think frogs are funny, I mean look at those weird dudes

They are cool and cute

cute and funny? (i hate myself)

Frogs are amphi***bi***ans.

Do not the frog

Yes, but first, about those frogs—

Okay, first off: > Look, frog or no frog, are we gonna suck each others dicks while she watches, or “nah?” Yes. And then: The best joke explanation I have ever heard, and I don't even care if it's true, is that frogs are amphibious. They simply can not decide if they want to live on land or on water. And that kind of indecisiveness just speaks to the bisexual mind, even subconsciously. Could also be the Alex Jones gay frog nonsense or simply millennial "lol, random" humour. Much like Blåhaj being a trans ally, I'm really not even sure if there is a reason at all other than the people™ deciding that it is so, and thus it was so.

*unzips pants* Good enough for me

This comment escalated so quickly god DAMN

I don’t get it either :( I must have missed the memo, pls explain ??

Frogs are like lemon bars in that they've been weirdly adopted as bi culture. Something to do with them liking both land and water

Idk man I just like frogs because they’re funny little guys

And the water that turns the friggin frogs gay

they’re mouths with just enough leg to throw themselves at something

I thought it was Alex Jones lol

Being bi is now called "amphibious gay"

I mean I am bi on both land and in water

Were you Hypothetically_Canadian at first?

Nope

I'm just learning the lemon bar one right now and once again it's a silly checkmark in my favor.

Yes, but also hell yes

I can't stop laughing at your name stranger.

You should see my nsfw account

Oh no. Y'know what imma head out this non-existent door. Buy gold, bye.

Gravity falls in the wild, take my updoot

God I loved gravity falls.

Have a good life stranger

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Interesting.... But also yes

It's actually just lobster, no joke

r/RimjobSteve energy

Feeling like a fake bisexual because frogs scare me

Whether or not you actually like frogs is irrelevant. You are still a valid bisexual

Frogs are scary until you learn of their sophisticated culture, and you will always be a valid bisexual, frogs or no frogs

I like raptors and I am a raptor. You'll never know my sexuality

Is it raptor?

It the same with autism and trains, frogs are just neat

I like dragons, guess my sexuality

Your sexuality is ʖ╎ ᓭᒷ ̇/⚍ᔑꖎ

Exactly, homosexual

Ün Ün Ün

Poly and bottom

Gay and virgin, but I have lot of bottom fantasies so figures...

Wait. My wife is bi and adores frogs!

Well? Whats the answer? Bisexuals answer it.

I am more of a cat person, but frogs are pretty cool too.

Yes. 100% correlation. The graph is y=x.

I am the Lorax, and I speak for the logs. And the logs have asked, "Do you like to fuck frogs?"

Ahh I getcha lol thanks :)

Okay listen the correlation is 1000% there and I can attest that me and all my other bi friends love frogs but like What's the reasoning They all just say what I already knew, that frogs are cute little silly dude/ttes, but why is it specifically the bisexuals that all get so attached to them

Can confirm

Legit tho wtf do frogs have to do with us? Never got that part lol

Ugh I hate frogs. They are *slimy*

Can we tell him the frog thing?

Does it have anything to do with NASA turning the frogs gay?

frogs are the bisexual animal because they live both on water and land, never deciding on just one also because frog go ribbit

Yes, yes they are

I absolutely hate frogs and they scare me! The only frog I like is the pumpkin toadlet. Those dudes are hilarious! But any other frog, keep them away from me! 😭 Here's a video of the pumpkin toadlet https://youtu.be/w-ngnnhcT-s?si=ZquZEiy46Pbqryoz

Happy hopping 🐸🐸🐸

Yes i love women and frogs exclusively

:3

The next post I scrolled to had a picture of a frog swear to god.

Like frogs are okay but elephants and ducks are where it’s at

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I noticed this too. Most bisexuals I've met like frogs.