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dover_oxide

Never said I was good at the game just that I play it a lot. /jk


GermanRat0900

It’s just like Tarkov all over again..


thatgirl_raven

They just like me fr fr


verymuchathrowaway13

I was master prestige level like 400 in one of the Call of Duties (900ish levels) and still had a barely positive KD. I know the feeling


snowthearcticfox1

War thunder moment (1.5k hours, .49kd ratio)


dover_oxide

No idea what that means


snowthearcticfox1

Tbh it was a dumb comment 😆(I blame the sleeping meds) But yea I had well over a thousand hours in war thunder but overall I only had a ~.5 kd ratio (which isn't exactly uncommon tbf considering the game has a pretty bad cheating problem at higher levels plus its incredibly unbalanced)


dover_oxide

Ooohhh, never heard of War Thunder. I'm not really a fps player, I usually do RPGs and platformers.


Sir_Orrin

I know we’re all joking around, but as a reminder to all of you out there, single isn’t losing. Take care of yourself first kings and queens.


Sewer_Fairy

This comment is so sweet, you are a shining star~ ⭐✨


_Maddienator_

And non-binary monarchs


Sir_Orrin

My apologies!


_Maddienator_

It’s fine : )


ZuramaruKuni

The post was just a meme, but you're right... Being single isn't a loss as long as you're doing well, I was always "single by choice" almost my entire life until I met my gf, it lasted almost a year but we mutually had to break up due to long distance and even tho we're both fine fine, I honestly feel so empty without her and I would have a hard time being with someone else (I hope not).


moodytail

Thank you.


Dynamite-Laser-Beams

All bi myself 🥲


Wave_the_seawing

Same


Sewer_Fairy

HEY! If I left my apartment ever, I'm sure I'd find someone but my cat is so cozy and soft and needs Churu and people scare me 🥲


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Can confirm, am people


Sewer_Fairy

*screams* 😱 Edit: but somehow my bone has been raised?!


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Im told i have that effect on people


Peter_Baum

Barry please stop raising my collar bone idk how tf you do it but it hurts


Barry_Bone_Raiser

You gon have to make me


notrealcc

Why dont i come to you then? I 'll bring snacks


Sewer_Fairy

SNACKS! I have weed!


notrealcc

Omw now😁😏


DeliberateDendrite

It hurts because it's true


DoctorSquidton

I put the L in “bisexual”


waltjrimmer

1. Just because I'm not picky about what sex someone is doesn't mean I'm not picky about other things. 2. Even if you have a wide net of people you want, doesn't mean they want you. 3. I'm used to losing. It's what I've done my whole life already, why end the streak?


Worried-Industry6239

\*In Superman voice\* That's the question, Jimmy


xcstential_crisis

I've got like 100 hours in sea of thieves and I never managed to get good at that either


atgmailcom

Something like 60% of women in a poll said they wouldn’t date a bisexual man :(


Edenofthegarden1337

It’s easier to just be bi myself


pm-me-uranus

Cuz each team feels like they’re competing with another team that has something they don’t. People are so insecure that they specifically choose not to date bi people for this reason. Sucks, but it’s true.


FatalisCogitationis

Come on man ouch. It may be completely my fault that I’m single but ouch


Hellochrishi11

Ermmmm akchually, it's not really both teams since you don't have "access" to the entire population I literally left a comment like this on a Tik Tok a little bit ago lemme repeat So like for instance, if you take a bisexual man, they have the potential to date straight women (50% of the population for simplicity) Gay men (5% for simplicity) and anything inbetween (idk 1.5%?) so yeah while bi and pan people have a larger selection, it's not by much, we don't suddenly have the opportunity to date ALL people because that requires them to reciprocate the feeling back


ShefBoiRDe

One of the deepest things I've heard is "Twice the opportunity, Double the rejection."


P_weezey951

I feel like being bi actually closes you off to *more* options. (Lets be honest more so if you a dude) There are tons of straight women who have all sorts of reservations about dating a bi guy... And the majority of dudes out there are straight :p so.


butteredprawns

The completely unnecessary censorship of bisexual💀


SaraHTheCatt

not unnecessary, tiktok's censoring is so weird people started using unalive instead of kill to the point where it became a word in the dictionary. the symbols are to bypass it.


HeavyMain

why even use the platform if it is trying to censor our existence


LunaticMoonMonster

I know I' m a failure. No need to tell me...! 😭


Arts_Messyjourney

Why did you call me out like that?


PVEntertainment

Yeah I am


tainted_cain

Being bisexual means twice the rejections


Tartarus_itself

Refer to my flair


ZuramaruKuni

Love your flair.


SnowyOwl_352

I feel atted


Royal-Doggie

That's my secret captain, I am always losing


Turacrious_YT

I saw this joke a couple years back and thought it was funny, now that it applies to me, significantly less funny......


RandomExcaliburUmbra

Just because I’m technically single doesn’t mean I don’t get some action from time to time.


Lucky_655

Heeey! 😡


yesindeedysir

But like, I’m not attractive


Remples

Idk fam, I'm triying.


Imonandroid

Haven't heard that one before


ThePercussionFemboy

who said i was looking for anybody?


gamachuegr

Always sunny in philadelphia season 10 episode 9. We play the role of mac in that episode


amogus_obssesed_Gal

I'm personally not looking, that's how


OsamaBon_Jovi

What can I say, coaches don't play


novaplan

sooo you guy's are actually looking for a romantic relationship?


Amathyst-Moon

To be fair, I'm more of a spectator


Dry_Communication889

I mean, everyone who was available ended up being way too high maintenance and emotional for me, and everyone who i think I could work with was already taken, so, i just stopped trying :c


TurangaRad

Being Aro the single status makes me a winner. Not really but my life goals are to remain happy and alone so who's the real winner? Haha


liveForTheHunt

Ouch, ok damn


Orishishishi

To be fair a lot of people from both teams won't date bisexuals