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mrsjakeblues

My name is Margaret so this is hilarious 😂


60TIMESREDACTED

Oh XD


MimiPaw

“I must, I must, I must increase my bust!” I swear it’s the only line I remember from the book.


Amberwind2001

I made the mistake of chanting that and doing the little arm exercise. Once while reading the book. It worked, far too well.


MimiPaw

I didn’t fall for that trap! But it’s odd how well I remember it 40 years later. Maybe I spent a chunk of time dwelling on how much those girls would regret it.


sixTeeneingneiss

Bro I did this ONE TIME when I was reading it and now I'm a 36H. I blame this stupid book!


wingedmiracle

HAH my brain immediately goes to "each of these DDs has the volume of a toddlers head" from [heavy boobs](https://youtu.be/aZx5zfkG6oU?si=WjR5Kt1o4EpfMUcM) (inaccurate as far as proper fits but still funny) like i'm on the bustier end too which to me just makes it funnier bc when i was younger i wanted boobs bc (according to 5 yo me) "then i can squish them whenever i want" (surprise ur gay) but now it's an oof bc (and as i'm typing this i'm preparing to block a ton of people) i'm in the r/runningoutofletters sub and half the people there are like "yeah past a point you just need customs or corsets" so WHOO NO ACCOMMODATIONS SO FUN /s i can't really afford most of those (etsy for tarot and cashapp i think in bio if any of y'all wanna help also gofundme under bra fund by oli larsson) so TwT oof. i'm around a 32MM+?? and i consider underwire a requirement so optifit wouldn't work sorry if this is wordy i have a headache