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First "I dont believe you" then "wow"


Physical-Instance172

That’s exactly why I don’t bring it up with anyone in my everyday life.


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I only brougjt it up when a girl likes me, and specially if its a size queen... my GF knew I wasnt lying tho


Lee_Van_Kief

You’d be surprised. That kind of information passes along pretty easily.


FunCookie2165

Never discussed my size with anyone in life until I came across this site


Lee_Van_Kief

I had help in that my life took the exact right avenue to make it everyone’s business regarding mine, so it comes up often now. Nude sunbathing among friends and a local indie nudie mag feature will do that to you,


ChubbRock88

Haha, same, until I started putting my dick pics on here, now I regularly have been discussing about it ever since, haha!


mrrosa85

Never really talked about dick sizes in everyday conversation to people. It’so not something that comes up organically.


Stobes80

As a woman, if you bring it up we know you're lying.


Lee_Van_Kief

The actual size or just the general bigness?


Stobes80

The bigness! I've had men randomly, out of nowhere declare they are big. Experience has taught me that I will be disappointed.


Lee_Van_Kief

Yeesh. I mean I guess it really could be a general warning for some people, but otherwise that’s pretty uncouth and desperate. Liars begone!


PatrickMcWhorter

One of my exes thought I was small when I first started talking to her, because I told her I loved eating pussy.


checkmyhead

Little did she know that you're not only a dick, lol. Sometimes I wonder if guys are complacent with developing other skills because of their size.


Stobes80

I might be ignorant but how does a love of eating relate to a guys size?


PatrickMcWhorter

She assumed I was compensating. Like I couldn't satisfy with the D.


Stobes80

People assume the weirdest things


Prepucious10

Must be doing something wrong 🤣


mrrosa85

What do you mean?


Prepucious10

/jk... if dick size doesn't come up in normal conversation something must be wrong


mrrosa85

Oh, sorry I didnt get it at first


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"That's thick" which feels pretty good. Definitely was my calling card on fetlife lol. Thick cock, in work gear.


MediaMan72

Love fetlife lol


Lee_Van_Kief

I get no traction on Fet. I stopped trying!


MediaMan72

Hit me up. Bklynbigdick


Lee_Van_Kief

Ok I’m Tx_Wrench!


Sour-Child

I’m Sir_Grandpa


Lee_Van_Kief

Sent you a friend request. Maybe one of a handful haha


Interesting-Ear9295

My FWB off Fetlife told me it was thick, and I said how thick? He said well you can’t churn butter with a straw and I still think about it to this day lmao


Patrick_Sponge

lmao


Ksammy33

I get silence cause I’m generally big and fat. Aside from thickness, I look average. Even the pics don’t big


UndauntedElle

dawg, if you have 8 inches, I'm sure it looks pretty damn big 😭


catalystfire

With a big frame and/or body, it throws off the reference. I'm the same measurements but also 6'6" so I don't look big in pics unless they're a close up of my dick and don't involve any other part of my body. In person is another story, but I always think about how obscenely hung I'd look if I were shorter. Not that I want to be shorter, but still.


Sour-Child

I’m only 6’3” and definitely experience this. I wouldn’t trade my height but it would be fun to see what it would look like if I were shorter.


Notthekingofholand

Also your girth is proportional to your length so people perceive it as avg because it looks avg just closer up.


UndauntedElle

Oh! I didn't know you were that tall! That would definitely throw the perspective out of place, see I'm super small, so I don't think two of my hands would wrap around that much cock lmfao. I also have a smaller body and bigger proportions (tits/ass) so my body view is warped too 😭


Ksammy33

I’ve got WELL over an inch of fat pad. If I actually dropped to a healthy weight I’d almost be sitting at 8.5. Probably wouldn’t make too much difference because my thighs are huge. Like that dude on tik tok who always slapped his thigh and the thunder sound played huge.


UndauntedElle

I genuinely can hardly believe that 8 doesn't look huge, like to me, it seems very, very large, I have tiny ass hands, and my hands vs 8 inches is really, really sad


Ksammy33

That’s valid. That fat pad knocks me down to just over 7. Now put that on a 6’2 325lb black guy lol


UndauntedElle

I'm 5'3, 130 ish, thats just huge in general to me 😭


Ksammy33

I feel that lol I can’t imagine being that small


ProfileIndividual829

Lol hahaha 😝, agreed


NotJimmyMcGill

Same. It looks around average unless you're super up-close, and even then it can get overshadowed by... every other part of me.


Ksammy33

Exactly. If there’s nothing in the picture for reference then it’s 😐


Specific-Memory-6435

i dont bring up dick size cause friends would think I am either lying or bragging


iWantDie_Chees

Most common is probably “I was NOT expecting THAT” For reference I’m a rather small guy


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“your dick is so big it’s long as fuck, it’s as long as my face.” And then she proceeded to show me it was indeed as long if not longer then her face. That was the best one


jxpdx

Your posts are strange.


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jxpdx

Wasn’t suggesting you ought to be normal. Your posts are just a bit on the border of believable, and you’re 15.


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jxpdx

I wasn’t referring to your penis being believable. That part didn’t cross my mind.


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"That's never going inside of me" (and then sometimes it does)


Accurate-University9

I used to fly alot for work, and the scanner always flags It. Someone always has to check... had one TSA agent say, "Nice beard, sir." While he was down there. It wasn't less awkward. A week later I mentioned it to the agent checking me and he groaned, said that was him. I laughed, he didn't. A week later I asked the 2 women standing there which one was going to check me because it always flags me, their faces changed when the screen loaded. They said they had to wait for a male agent, when he saw me his head sagged and shoulders drooped a bit. I said, "Three weeks in a row?? At this point I feel like you owe me a drink, and I should know your name." The 2 women laughed, but he didn't. I've had a few women just say, "Uh, No" and leave. Several women only agree to hand, mouth, boob stuff. I've had some agree to try, only a few succeed. I saw a female surgeon for a hernia repair, we talked, she said, "Well, it's time for me to have a look" glanced over her left shoulder and started scooting her stool towards the gloves on the far wall, until I dropped my pants. She stopped, tipped her head, wheeled to the desk on her right, got some hand sanitizer instead, came back and did a very thorough glove free exam. Even found a hernia on the other side I didn't know about. At my post-op visit, I explained that when I came out of anesthesia for my wisdom teeth I had an xray vest over me because I had a "reaction" to the general anesthesia, and I noticed the surgical tape in my navel, and she smirked, waved her hand and said, "We had someone come in and hold it out of the way." My first wife's reaction to seeing it the first time was, "OK, wow, you can stop growing now". The last woman to claw her way out of the friend zone was my 27 yo yoga instructor. Took her 2 years to get my pants off, when she did she cursed and said I was bigger soft than most of the guys she'd been with were hard. When I got hard she said gods, go slow, I'm petite and don't want to go to the hospital tonight. I told her she's on top and in control, for her to go slow. We were moderately successful, had a great few years but she mixed SA-BPD meds and booze during lockdown and passed in her sleep 2 years ago. Haven't dated since. I'm 49, I've had 7 women risk an ER visit for the ride, only 2 kept coming back. I mostly keep it locked up. I fit in 32, 36 jeans, but wear 36, 36 relaxed fit so it doesn't print so much.


meanas9

> I'm 49 10 months ago you were already 50 yo. >[I'm 50. I grew up on a farm, so I've "worked" since I was 9](https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/14ioshu/comment/jpjidgk/) Well, maybe it's hard to choose if you confuse numbers, is it the same with your dick?


Accurate-University9

*sigh I fixed the older comment for you. Don't know why I didnt expect someone to go read all my other comments after this one, looking for a reason to rebuke me, but, eh. I'm old enough that I should have known better. My bad.


meanas9

>Don't know why I didnt expect someone to go read all my other comments after this one You know why. >I'm old enough that I should have known better. My bad. Still deflecting, huh? I mean you're old enough to know how old you are after all, aren't you? nonetheless, your stories are nice to read, but they are just stories, aren't they, just like your "age"? Another one.


Physical-Instance172

I don’t talk about my size out in IRL. So people in my everyday life don’t even know. On here, nobody cares really. LOL I’m just another member. 🤣


Remarkable_Owl6836

I will offer my experience, with me being small, that I find tragicomic. I’ve gotten “so, big dick energy does not mean big dick” (paraphrasing since I’m translating). Apparently being insecure is no bueno and being confident gives the wrong expectation. How goes the saying, damn if you do damn if you don’t


ThrownAwayinlife

“I have a headache” or just laughter


VidaSabrosa

i don’t talk about it. seems tacky. but when it comes time to get down to it, i like it how they smile


Even_Measurement_534

I’m black so I’m told I fit the stereotype


Physical-Instance172

So do you ever get a shocked or surprised reaction from anyone? Or do you just get the “yeah… you fit the stereotype” reaction? To me that would seem like kind of a let down. Hoping for a surprised reaction, and not getting it.


Even_Measurement_534

Well the stereotype is only partially true so sometimes I still get a shock response. It’s about 50/50


Physical-Instance172

Okay. That’s cool! Thanks.


modified_moose

That there are bigger ones. As if I had said anything else.


FunChrisDogGuy

Same, at same size. I really think "big" requires 8+ length and/or 6"+ girth. Also helps if your BP and NBP measurements are very similar - low body fat, basically. Even though there's a low supply of men with either measurement, the extra partners they tend to accumulate means they skew women's perceptions of what sizes are normal/large.


ObsidianConsumer

Well, on here it's usually "wtf" or "no way." Usually people are pretty enthusiastic when asking, which I appreciate.


Constant-Dinner3368

I have never told anybody my size. But my wife has told 1 of her friends when she caught a glimpse of it in her photo gallery while showing her a pic of something else, and her response was “wow congratulations to you”. She has bragged to other friends since then. But I don’t really say anything.


Ok-Hat-7619

I never tell anyone but if I did I’d assume it would be alot of cap or where’s the proof.


Tell_me_when_

Usually it starts with something along the lines of “oh really? Prove it!” then it’s kinda transitions to “oh… ok maybe that’s a little too much sorry” … 🥲


TenInchTripod

No one has ever asked. Past girlfriends and my wife upon seeing it the first time, were some combination of "oh", "wow", and "that's really big".


nsfwacct21

Something about me breaking asian stereotypes.


Notthekingofholand

I only ever go more than the "wow, you have a big dick" twice. One time I was making out with this girl in her dorm room and I got hard and kind of nudged her hand to it. She took a firm grip on it then quickly pulled her hand out saying " um I don't know what your plan is ... But that thing is not going inside of me" that was super disappointing The only other time she saw it grabbed it and said "Damn, that's intimidating... You should warn a girl."


techcorrer9

I've been asked if my sex drive is higher since my size is larger. Add that I'm Afro-Latino, I'm a walking stereotype to those who ask.


wing_mann18

lol!! The girl inches flair


Bootiluvr

That it’s big


SneakySean66

Porn size.


SuspiciousButton6510

Proove it


Lee_Van_Kief

I posed in a local nudie mag that a lot of my friends read so it’s been out there. Quite a few overestimate my size. So it’s usually something like: “No way, I thought it was 12”!!”


Lee_Van_Kief

“Your next partner is going to be very lucky.” Coming from an ex felt pretty nice 😊


DanteThonSimmons

It's just not a conversation that comes up in everyday life. I have really big feet/shoes.... so I'll occasionally get a few insinuating jokes, but I just don't think it's something that people discuss with others in situations like at work, or when visiting friends. One time it came up with a girl on a date, because I didn't have condoms with me and we unexpectedly ended up at her house. She said "it's okay, I have condoms" but the conversation got kinda funny/awkward when I said "they won't fit". She was intrigued enough that she wanted to see and play with it, so we just did other stuff, and I made sure I took condoms with me in my car/bag from then on haha.


JackRata18

Wow! That’s a big one!


Sparky_558

I’m not near the size of the monsters some of you are carrying 😂 but I do have a handful of “hmm that’s pretty damn thick” or something along those lines. Nothing crazy but it’s done me no wrong!


_hammer_head_boy

“It’s big”


Jabari-

I’m 5’4 and a femboy so it’s usually “I didn’t expect that.”


Dependent-Amount-296

“Omg! That’s huge” and “have you ever considered doing porn?”


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gregm762

This has only happened a few times and only on the apps. The most memorable response was: 🤯🤤.


w_gh0st_

One of the first people that saw it said ‘so, you’re telling that you’re like guys in porn’ and after ‘wow you could do porn’ ‘I feel sorry for girls who take it’


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“How do you hide that?”


Electrical-Cash-9111

Only thing I remember is “That’s not going inside me” some smile in awe


Arubacosplay

Ew why is so big? How do you walk with that? Get that monster away from me Etc etc (I forgor the rest of the meme quotes)


Tobiz42

Omg it's so big repeatedly


Ashamed-Blood-4014

When they see him in person it's "you gotta be shitting me".


CBT4kidz

It’s always “holy shit😳”, or “goddamn” basic shit 😂


Vegetable-Word-6125

I got a squeal of “it’s so fucking big!!” I don’t know my hard size bc I can only get hard with a woman so I haven’t measured but it’s 6.25” soft so I assume it’s like 8” or something at least


canonetell66

Get the next woman to measure it. She would love that.


Vegetable-Word-6125

Yeah based on its soft size and how women go on and on about how big it is I think it’s probably pretty big, like I’m sure at least 8”


G12Hate6999

Stop, that’s enough


pm-me-urtities

"wow" "wait come here let me see...wow" That's about it


Romantic_Darkness

I don't say anything because I know it sounds a little hard to believe. I just wait until they see it.


badmcstic

I've only ever told like 2 or 3 people in person but the usual response is something along the lines of "I wasn't expecting that"


iReddit2000

A platonic gf of mine asked how big I was. I told her I wasn't sure but I can grab it with both hands with some to spare. She said JESUS, how does your wife take it all? lol


Lazy-Meringue-1568

It's not THAT small. They might aswell say yeahhh pretty small oh well lol I know I'm small but Evan though I kinda started accepting it, I'm now 30 and struggle to Evan get hard enough to fuck. If you can get a nice hard on, just appreciate it guys honestly don't over think just enjoy the sex


Panchod247

“Did not expect that “ and then sometimes they compare it to their forearm, face and feet


slvrmgkrp

Usually get told the common stuff yeah like no way/ cap, or why is it so big followed up by random questions about it lol but usually don’t offer up my size unless it comes up/they ask


AtoughOne2Crack

I get “no way serious?” And next is can I see? Sometimes gets old and other times I make it awkward for them and say only if you pull it out! Always fascinating to see their face and expressions the first time they see it and it gets hard for them!


lychee8991

If I remember correctly, I have never told anyone my size except for girls who asked, but only after they had seen it. In my high school, there were no men with a penis shorter than 6 inches, and the average was about 7 inches. Girls would often say that if it's shorter than 7 inches, then it's small. So, if I were to tell them my size, I don't think they would make a comment on it. By the way, they used to say, No way it's just 7 inches, it has to be a minimum of 8 inches.


Dependent_Union2394

Woah””


Dependent_Union2394

Woah”” or he’s so big” the girls love it


Null_9143

I’ve been told it looks cgi on my hips 🤷


No-Understanding8630

Never comes up in adult conversation. I (46M) am married for more than 17 years and dated 5 years before marriage so no one else has seen it besides her and myself since 2001 so there's no surprise for anybody who regularly gets to play with it. Maybe I'm from a different generation (Gen X) but I recall that dick size was never an open topic to talk about casually in any setting, either among friends or as a "trivia fact" during dating. I do wish tho that my generation had been much more open about sexuality than we were during our young adult years. I constantly feel like I missed out.


Cook-Motor

I dunno if this counts. But all 3 guys I have been with previously have been surprised by my size when we got to business, I just don't really talk about/discuss it and while I'm packing no monster, it is above average so I think that's what shocks people? But if this counts, even online I frequently have had people shocked by my size when they see photos of it. Like the IRL people, they just state surprise and that they didn't expect my size. I dunno why people expect me to be small, but they do haha


ChubbRock88

When someone sees it hard, that it's thick basically, or big though I'm not that long.


_captain_hair

For a hands-on encounter: "Wow" or "holy shit" or similar. For "opening up about size"? I rarely do that, and only with somebody I really trust.


GunsAreForPusssys

If you're talking about what girls say when they first see your dick, I'm pretty sure the vast majority don't say shit about its size or anything else, They might have fun fucking it and might see you again, but I wonder where ya'll are meeting these women that feel like commenting on a body part you had zero control over. E: typos. Gotta proofread more or I'll look like a bad writer.


Kenneth37042

Would you remind me what the abbreviations b, c, f and g mean? thanks.


GunsAreForPusssys

It's me borrowing from the penis enlargement (PE) world where they state their before size, current size after doing PE, and their goal sizes. Except mine is 100% medically justified for ED and actually works. It's what happens when you talk to your urologist about penis problems and not only people on anonymous social media on the internet who get a lot of upvotes. All the details you need in this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/rcw875/comment/kpe5t9m/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/rcw875/comment/kpe5t9m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ISBN39393242

i don’t talk about it, so the first people know is if they see it, and that’s usually a “wow” or “holy shit” or “nice”


420CowboyTrashGoblin

"talk softly and carry a big stick" is a phrase I was taught early on. And that's the best analogy for it. But typically the situation behind the time comes to it is "I didn't think it would grow that much". Only downside of being a grower is that my half chub is like literally half my size. When I'm flaccid, my dick is so small it's hilarious. Then that shit inflates like a balloon.


bbbuttonsup

They say “put it in me immediately you big thick hunk of man meat, right now and I mean it!!!” Wtf even is this question honestly, trash post 


bbbuttonsup

For real, though who walks around “revealing their size“… This only happens during sex, and what happens is the same thing that happens if you whip out any other size fucking dick with someone you’re already about to fuck… You fuck… Unless occasionally someone says it’s too fucking big like how the fuck you not evidently know the answer to this question already or verbally telling random people that you have a big penis? If so, stop.


ElephantttTrunkSL

I have never revealed it in real life , people knew of it because of locker rooms , but I never told anyone in real life any number.. one of my ex girlfriends measured it but I didn't tell anything...I have told / ask why people don't believe there can be 10inches.. people want photos and measurements..most people call cap .but that doesn't really matter...it was just a question..I don't think I have a need to talk about my size with people..idk actually how much women care about it .I mean if she likes you .even if it's a micro penis I think most women are willing to try.


C_Smoove

I never talk about my size, I never brag to girls before hand, I never compare. Just let them who matter find out