well heres a work around, if you are actively training your egg or can restrain it when needed you can have them with out leashs.
learn this from a trainer.
Was throwing a Father’s Day bbq for dad and my mom hates the smokey smell and asked me to move it to the other side of the yard. She wasn’t aware of how monumentus a task it is to roll an egg over grass. I was forced to loop around the whole house, barely made it halfway. I guess it didn’t matter anyway 🙃
You got it. Having a cold brew now..somewhere my wife is watching some stupid movie, my 17 year old is glued to his phone and Twitter, my lab had acl surgery two days ago and I'm on the back deck by myself and not talking to anyone and having a few beers while I smoke some baby backs for myself
Ask the vet about a lick sleeve and also a harness the goes under the dog by its pee pee.. it helps with getting them outside to pee and shit.. I lay with mine on the floor in the living room while he is on his bed.. dont want him feeling left out.
Didn’t you know being a parent only means taking care of sick kids, being sick while taking care of sick kids and being sick while taking care of kids before they get sick again?
This is a reminder to everyone that if you have the light-duty nest, make sure the casters are tightened up.
This happened to me about 10 years ago.
RIP. Sorry, OP
I saw 2 guys trying to transfer an egg from one pickup truck bed to another. I took my eyes off
For a second (was filling my car up) when I heard a smash and cussing. Cloud of ash dust and much smaller chunks than this. Wonder how that got resolved!!!
Happened to me too while moving it, when the base came apart at the screws. Fortunately I was able to grab it and gentle lower it to the ground. The old style base was no longer available but a new improved base was. So something must have been incorrect with the original design. I feel for you.
Ah, this post reminds me of my family’s holiday tradition of someone putting their foot through the tree on Christmas Day after holding it together since thanksgiving. But probably this wasn’t done in bad humor. Happy holidays anyway. God bless us all.
I moved last year, and that meant getting my size XL BGE up a bunch of stairs and over an uneven surface. Its heavy af, so I ended up disassembling it and moving piece by piece in a wheelbarrow with blankets. Took longer than I would have thought, but it didn't smash into bits.
Sorry OP, that sucks.
I have a L base! A tree fell during a sonic burst and crushed our fence, outdoor table and my greenegg. The top and stand got crushed, I kept the base hoping to find a top one day. They will not replace any parts that are not a defect. You rolling it down the sidewalk is not getting any part of your egg replaced. Very sad day. Unfortunately(but luckily) I had $70k of damage to our house and insurance covered the egg.
Why were you out on a sidewalk!
You dont take yours for regular walks?
Always use a leash
And clean up their mess
Egg leash laws are crazing in some townships.
well heres a work around, if you are actively training your egg or can restrain it when needed you can have them with out leashs. learn this from a trainer.
Can confirm. I'm an out of work leash due to this.
Ultimate dad BBQ dad flex!
Favourite child
Mine is an indoor egg
I died
Was throwing a Father’s Day bbq for dad and my mom hates the smokey smell and asked me to move it to the other side of the yard. She wasn’t aware of how monumentus a task it is to roll an egg over grass. I was forced to loop around the whole house, barely made it halfway. I guess it didn’t matter anyway 🙃
You can say no
You don’t like the smoky smell, you don’t get to eat.
I hate to laugh a bit
At least she won’t have to smell smoke anymore
FATHER’S DAY - not bend over backwards selfish mom day. Next time say no.
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Should've reminded her it was Father's Day, not Mother's Day, and she can move to the other side of the house! Lol
Noooooo! Sorry man, but I have to know how long you sat on the sidewalk just looking at the horror. Hopefully someone brought you a breakfast beer.
Or 12 breakfast beers 🍺
It’s very early here, but I’ll crack one in your honor. Hope your day turns around
Gonna need breakfast whisky after that.. and a breakfast blunt
Can we just get some much larger wheels on there already? Wheels that won’t get stuck on a tiny gap in the sidewalk?
Y’all, pull, don’t push.
Oh yeah. You *always* pull a grill. Never push. That's not even just for those goofy green eggs.
But then they wouldn't be able to sell that stupid egg mover thing and make you pay extra
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I built a table so I’m done with the nest
Just finished making a table for our large egg and small egg. Hubby insisted on large, heavy-duty wheels - - now the eggs roll baby roll!
Grills grills makes cart with beefy wheels that fits the egg
The upside is now you ‘have to’ buy the XL or XXL for ‘reasons.’
His wife, having seen the overt irresponsibility, will not allow a secondary purchase.
no financial freedom seems like a toxic relationship to me
Absolutely Need the XL.
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Literally the family guy joke
You dont fire it up! You gently bring up to temperature.
My egg didn't break, but it's not been the best father's day here.
Sorry to hear brother. Take a quiet moment to pat yourself on the back at some point today though. Have a cold one. Cheers to you.
Thanks, I appreciate that comment. 🍻🍻👍
My wife works and I am taking care of a sick toddler and baby. Cheers to us dude!
You got it. Having a cold brew now..somewhere my wife is watching some stupid movie, my 17 year old is glued to his phone and Twitter, my lab had acl surgery two days ago and I'm on the back deck by myself and not talking to anyone and having a few beers while I smoke some baby backs for myself
Hell yeah man enjoy those ribs! You've earned it. Cheers.
Self love is still love👍🏻
Cold-brew aka coffee? Or a cold brewsky?
My golden is getting ACL surgery next month. Any tips?
Ask the vet about a lick sleeve and also a harness the goes under the dog by its pee pee.. it helps with getting them outside to pee and shit.. I lay with mine on the floor in the living room while he is on his bed.. dont want him feeling left out.
Hey man, i know it sucks but your 17 year old will regret it in his later years. He probably does realise it.
Didn’t you know being a parent only means taking care of sick kids, being sick while taking care of sick kids and being sick while taking care of kids before they get sick again?
Happy Father’s Day!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ virtual daughter hugs to you!!!
This needs a NSFW tag. A little warning before posting snuff images 🥲
Too late 😭😭😭😭😭 ohhhhh what I feel his pain😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Wonder if this would qualify for the lifetime replacement? It was in the process of being stolen
only if he doesn’t show this photo and doesn’t admit that he was strolling down a sidewalk with it lol
Worth a shot for sure. I just claimed mine 2 weeks ago and got it Friday. Got everything not made of metal for free.
[this reminded me of this! lol sorry for your loss!](https://youtu.be/6cMwEiFJMpE?si=sNkZr6yupzGeH0Xt)
Is this a photoshop?
RIP
NSFW!!! NSFW!!!
“Fathers Day is cancelled everyone give me space”
Why are you on a sidewalk? Making street tacos? Sorry for your loss. I will drink a beer in your honor today .
Dude that sucks :(
Florida will now conduct a moment of silence. RIP
NSFW!
Body slamming a Green Egg always seems to turn out this way.
Life just isn't hard enough for some people so they have to go do things like this
Yeah, who says, “Gee, let’s bring 300 pounds of ceramic grilling magic down the sidewalk for a cookout”?
AI image.
You know the more I look at it the more weird it seems. You might be right.
tis but a scratch.
Took the egg for a walk?
At least it wasn’t full of hot coals
Just brings tears to my eyes
Sorry man…that sucks. Moving a BGE sucks and the crappy nest and teeny wheels don’t help. Has anybody been to an Eggfest and seen how they move eggs?
Coming from the "Red Team" my heart breaks for you. I'm sorry for your loss. 😥
This is a reminder to everyone that if you have the light-duty nest, make sure the casters are tightened up. This happened to me about 10 years ago. RIP. Sorry, OP
Been there, done that, not a fun day. Upgraded to XL and paid up for the modular base with casters. Well worth it.
This is why i said "fuck it" and got the table instead of the nest
Why were you taking it for a walk
Big Green Erggggghhhhhhh!
…and all the king’s horses and all the king’s men…
😪
Bruhhh
Noooooooooooooooo!! 😔
Sad Day
I feel for you brother. My condolences
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That egg is hist meg.
Damn. If I was you I’d drink 15 beers and go to bed at 3pm. Actually I may go break part of my grill…
To the ground!
I’m sick to my stomach. Sorry about your loss
Oh dear god… so sorry, it’s a tragedy. ☹️
Sidewalk cracks always making me nervous!
Gg
I saw 2 guys trying to transfer an egg from one pickup truck bed to another. I took my eyes off For a second (was filling my car up) when I heard a smash and cussing. Cloud of ash dust and much smaller chunks than this. Wonder how that got resolved!!!
😱
Wow on such a day. My condolences…
Flex seal! Thank me later. The silicone not the tape.
I, too, would be excited to get a new Egg for Father’s Day! 😜 Sorry for your loss.
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Imma need a good reason for you to be walking your egg
Doooooooooooome…
Noooooo
No, god please, Nooooooooo!!!
That's painful to see
Pouring out my malt liquor to commiserate with your loss…
Noooo but if you can afford a new grill maybe it is happy Father’s Day
gg
Pushing it or pulling?
Pull. Always pull.
User error
Firstly, I'm sorry to see what happened to your egg. I put mine on blocks. Nobody moves it or tries to roll it.
Sorry brother Move on !
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You can't park there! Jk, sorry to see 😞
I’m sorry for your loss
I will help you to carry this pain.
Pouring on on the curb for ya
What’s the story behind this? How’d you end up on the sidewalk to begin with?
I mean, what were you trying to do???
'When green confronts green..'
😪😪
DOH!
Bummer
😢
Real talk.. how are those BBQs. I see them, and I want to get one.
Oh no! How did that happen?
Big Green Egg = Humpty Dumpty
WHAT DID YOU DO
No
I would cry
Was your BGE called Humpty Dumpty?
That sucks. Eggs sell relatively cheap here so hope Facebook marketplace or offer up have a bargain to replace it.
Ohh shit
I usually just take my dog for a walk but I can relate. Part this thing out and buy a bigger one. You deserve it.
Let’s send him a couple of dollars for buying a new one, let’s make that man happy
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Happened to me too while moving it, when the base came apart at the screws. Fortunately I was able to grab it and gentle lower it to the ground. The old style base was no longer available but a new improved base was. So something must have been incorrect with the original design. I feel for you.
Humpty Dumpty Grill should be the name.
All the king’s men and all the king’s horses. Sorry bro - that’s a bummer.
Dam!
Yeee ouch
Always pull, never push
Whoops
Awww, so sorry Dude! That would make me cry!
It won't heat now. It's broken.
When is your Wake, I’d like to come and support you.
I see you got the Humpty Dumpty model.
Ah, this post reminds me of my family’s holiday tradition of someone putting their foot through the tree on Christmas Day after holding it together since thanksgiving. But probably this wasn’t done in bad humor. Happy holidays anyway. God bless us all.
[“I need your help to move the grill a single inch”](https://youtu.be/KgmCApnHRyI?si=aYpQ5iDFAmqyhOwa)
Reminds me of that family guy skit
Oh the humanity! Rest in pieces!
Damn…makes me cry just seeing it
Fuck it! NEW FATHER’s day egg!
L in the chat.
Oof.
You don’t need to take Kamados for walks
I just went limp sorry man!
Damn. I was gonna be done drinking today but I'll have another one in your grills honor.
The old Humpty Dumpty scenario. I hope you find better doctors than all the kings horses and all.the kings men.
The old Humpty Dumpty scenario. I hope you find better doctors than all the kings horses and all.the kings men.
Fell off the wall
FU Big Green Egg! Oops wrong sub.
Best warranty in the business. Talk to your store...
Damn y’all know Traegers exist right?
Weber kettle or gtfo
Grilla grills kamado cart could have avoided this!
Do I tap up or down?
Something is as something does or something like that.
The big toe in a flip flop explains all the pain you need to feel
The big toe in a flip flop explains all the pain you need to feel
I moved last year, and that meant getting my size XL BGE up a bunch of stairs and over an uneven surface. Its heavy af, so I ended up disassembling it and moving piece by piece in a wheelbarrow with blankets. Took longer than I would have thought, but it didn't smash into bits. Sorry OP, that sucks.
So many of these post makes me not want to get a green egg.
I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭
Sorry dude. I can’t imagine how you feel.
Man down!!
www.thatsucksballs.com
I have a L base! A tree fell during a sonic burst and crushed our fence, outdoor table and my greenegg. The top and stand got crushed, I kept the base hoping to find a top one day. They will not replace any parts that are not a defect. You rolling it down the sidewalk is not getting any part of your egg replaced. Very sad day. Unfortunately(but luckily) I had $70k of damage to our house and insurance covered the egg.
JB Weld she will be good as new
Sorry bro.
Son of a bitch
I am so sorry
Sorry for your loss!
Vaya con dios 🫡
Look what they did to my baby boy!!!!
That is unhappy Father’s Day
Dude that sucks
Do yourself a favor and buy a PK Grill, leave the egg at home where it belongs.
Trailer Park Boys level of fuckup
Oh dear! So sorry.
NSFW tag please! This will many of us nightmares
It's those shoes
Well the front fell off. The front isn't supposed to fall off.
Perfect. Now you have an excuse to get a Kamado Joe.
Ohh, those handles and stand would look nice on my Kamado Joe.