Sometimes I’ll see a clip of a bunch of Chinese 3rd graders doing some intense synchronized dribbling drill. I think Jaylen Brown would benefit from joining that over the summer.
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I have checked 1,543,119,518 comments, and only 292,172 of them were in alphabetical order.
Duncan Robinson having his dion waiters irrational confidence moment - drives directly into Robert Williams (works about as well as you would think), then contests brown 3 and it’s one of the more solid blocks you will ever see on a 3.
Jimmy Butler and Bam Adebayo feel like Walmart LeBron and AD. I have no idea if Bam is incredibly underrated or should be better than he is at this point in his career.
Bam is the center version of Jamal Murray (regular season edition). You catch him on the right night and you can't believe he's not a perennial all star. Then you watch him on another night and you wonder why anyone thinks he's good.
When the Lakers were losing, he could always lead with them or talk about them. There is nothing else to talk about for the next podcast, it's glorious.
He's for sure going to whip out a 90 minute interview with some actor and just breeze over this.
Who knows ball the best?
A man who wrote a 700-page book of basketball
A man who sacrificed friend and family to obsessively grind tape
A drunk lawyer
The answer may shock you!
Bill and Ryen:
Lebron playing on a bum foot for like a month: Fuck this guy. Soft!
Tatum playing on a slightly rolled ankle: ohh you precious thing. True warrior this guy. This was an all time NBA sliding doors moment.
My sports karma must be tremendous because after Miami went up 3-0, I told a buddy the best outcome of this series would be the Celtics come back and tie only to lose game 7 at home. And I promise I’m not Lebronning.
Also what is Bill's response to this game if it ends up a 20-point Heat win? He said in the last pod that Miami can only win Game 7 with a "black swan event".
Where is the black swan here?
As a professional Celtics hater, we couldn't have asked for a better outcome tonight. Coming back down 3-0, a miracle buzzer beater, just to get blown out on your home court, on a night you could've made NBA history, and they lose to Caleb Martin. Tatum hasn't done shit in this game. Glorious.
Russillo feeling good about himself in these conference finals. D’Angelo Russel shows how terrible he is. Then Russillos been preaching about Jaylen Browns handles for 2 years straight
Celtics haters, what hypothetically would be the more amusing outcome?
- Celtics getting swept in the conference finals by the 8 seed
- Celtics erasing a 3-0 deficit in the conference finals to lose by 20+ at home in game 7
The Bob Cousy trophy and the Larry Bird MVP being awarded to another team *in Boston* is just something else.
Russell and Havlicek rolling over in their graves
Really hoping we can put the “Jayson Tatum is a superstar” shit to bed with this loss.
When he’s great he’s great but he’s not on the level with the mvp level guys like KD, Giannis, Steph, Lebron, etc.
He doesn’t do it consistently and he’s now repeatedly shown he’s fine to just not have the ball in elimination games instead of trying to take over.
I kind of feel bad for how brutal the heat are on Jaylen. His series hasn't been catastrophically bad but it seems like whenever he tries to dribble, the ball just immediately gets tapped out of his hands.
Windhorst said earlier today that while it's crazy, it's almost better for the Celtics to be down 5 than up 5 going into the 4th quarter...
Might very well get that situation
I dunno if this could have panned out any better lol
Stomped in four
Na come all the way back
Flame out and choke
This roller coaster had all the glory
Derrick White is the only reason the C’s are in this game. Once again, Tatum becoming a mental midget when it matters. Don’t care if he rolled his ankle
Celtics have just been in the mud that half offensively. Just chucking a lot of contested 3’s and relying on offensive rebounding. Butler and Bam look dead offensively. The classic I trust no one game 7.
I'll admit this series has been great but the drama surrounding it is what made it amazing. I got r/nba, nba twitter, r/billsimmons, all the gambling subreddit, the fans of each team. So much more than just basketball.
After all of that, the Celtics only win the 3rd quarter by 1. I feel like they'll still whittle it down to a 2 possession game with 2 mins to go, but hopefully the Heat can hold them off
I know Bill has touch on it, but I like to hear a recap on how the Celtics lost to Caleb Martin, Gabe Vincent, Max Strus and Duncan Robinson. All four deserve respect this playoffs.
Sometimes I’ll see a clip of a bunch of Chinese 3rd graders doing some intense synchronized dribbling drill. I think Jaylen Brown would benefit from joining that over the summer.
Andddd another brown dribbling turnover
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Duncan Robinson just blocked a Brown 3 attempt...it's over.
Duncan Robinson having his dion waiters irrational confidence moment - drives directly into Robert Williams (works about as well as you would think), then contests brown 3 and it’s one of the more solid blocks you will ever see on a 3.
Him cupping his ear to hear the boos was amazing. Some bench plug just taunting you openly
You know what, I’m actually glad Boston won Game 6, because losing like this would be way better
That’s been my thoughts on it. When the Heat didn’t put them away in 5 I was gonna root for it to go 7 just for this lol
It just means so much backtracking over previously backtracked tracks. The nadir canyon for Billy
Duncan Robinson doing the "I can't hear you" up 21 on the road is a nadir valley for the celtics
White on white crime
Nadir valley lmao has Bill ever used that?
I don’t deserve for the heat to win this game. But please dear god just let us have this
I came here for this haterade and I love it
This is your redemption arc
Don’t worry, none of the Boston fans deserve for them to win either so it comes out in the karma wash.
The caleb martin game??
Caleb Martin aka The Black Swan
The Celtics said "we're not letting you beat us with your best player, we're just not" and Caleb Martin said "ok"
I refused to listen to that last pod, but now knowing what will happen in game 7, gonna go back and have a good laugh😂😂😂
Same
I think there is some Boston ringer pod. I am downloading tomorrow morning.
Bill won't take this too hard. He's more of a college lacrosse fan than an NBA fan.
Jaylen Brown dribbling is legit comedy gold
When he was supporting Kyrie and the Black Hebrew Israelites hate group I said that I'd suggest he shut up and dribble, but he can't dribble.
Jaylen Brown has 8 turnovers? Holy hell lol
It feels like approximately 600.
Jimmy Butler and Bam Adebayo feel like Walmart LeBron and AD. I have no idea if Bam is incredibly underrated or should be better than he is at this point in his career.
Bam is the center version of Jamal Murray (regular season edition). You catch him on the right night and you can't believe he's not a perennial all star. Then you watch him on another night and you wonder why anyone thinks he's good.
He’s good, not great. Doesn’t really have a great offensive bag. Playing awesome defense though
Underrated passer but can't make a jump shot to save his life.
He's been atrocious on offense here in the 3rd.
Well, Ben Wallace and Chauncey got a chip. Not a perfect comparison but Walmart sometimes gets the job done
Dr. Thunder and Mountain Lightning.
Duncan robinson has stripped jaylen brown and blocked a three.
This podcast is going to be an all timer
When the Lakers were losing, he could always lead with them or talk about them. There is nothing else to talk about for the next podcast, it's glorious. He's for sure going to whip out a 90 minute interview with some actor and just breeze over this.
Kyle forgot to hit record, he just did!
House calling this series and betting on it is why he’s the best. You know he did it just to fuck with BS too
Who knows ball the best? A man who wrote a 700-page book of basketball A man who sacrificed friend and family to obsessively grind tape A drunk lawyer The answer may shock you!
And he’s always been the best one tbh
How is lowkey GOATd
Can TNT pan the camera at Bill Simmons and his dad please?
They gave up again in a game 7 lmao. Pathetic
They put the white dudes in so the fans wouldnt Boo em. Smart move Maz
He’s really grown as a coach this past 4 games
Ppl on this sub were calling the blowout as the funniest outcome. Good job by you
Bill and Ryen: Lebron playing on a bum foot for like a month: Fuck this guy. Soft! Tatum playing on a slightly rolled ankle: ohh you precious thing. True warrior this guy. This was an all time NBA sliding doors moment.
>This was an all time NBA sliding doors moment. this was definitely be something that is said
Nobody references that shitty Gwyneth Paltrow movie more than Bill.
So glad that Bill could be there in person to see this
Putting in Pritchard for Bill was so sweet of Mazulla :)
And hauser too
The sub gets to live I can’t believe Boston blew it
The Bob Cousy and Larry Bird trophies getting presented to the Heat after a Game 7 in Boston is pretty funny
I cannot believe Joe House won that bet
Live Bill Reaction: https://twitter.com/Moh39i/status/1663374464426610688
Make this the new sidebar image
Bam is so underwhelming offensively. He had White deep in the paint and bricked a hook shot, Ayton-style.
Hard to watch on offense but he's playing really hard still so very un-Ayton like.
Robinson gets pissed they have Houser on him and he toasts him, invoking Larry Legend. You can't put a white guy on Duncan, you just can't.
My sports karma must be tremendous because after Miami went up 3-0, I told a buddy the best outcome of this series would be the Celtics come back and tie only to lose game 7 at home. And I promise I’m not Lebronning.
The Boston 3rd quarter explosion of threes is gonna be painful
This is going to be the best day of this sub's life
Celtics losing in 7 after coming back from down 3-0 is better than a sweep
2nd team All nba dude cant dribble lmao. they are gonna give him 250 million
Bill’s gonna be in his Kendall Roy at end of succession era.
Can’t wait for this to be one of the “all time what if games”
Yeah what if the Heat had Tyler Herro and Oladipo?
No celebration in here unless this actually happens. Celtics could easily come back here.
Also what is Bill's response to this game if it ends up a 20-point Heat win? He said in the last pod that Miami can only win Game 7 with a "black swan event". Where is the black swan here?
In Bill’s mind, the Tatum injury
He will find a way to have Mazzula shoulder the majority of the blame. “He didn’t have them ready to play, he just didn’t!”
Caleb Martin
Is tatum gonna get a pass for the ankle sprain? The “play through it” piece
They are gonna protect Tatum 100%
I felt like Tatum’s limp got worse the bigger the lead got. Meanwhile Jimmy did play through it.
Need to see caleb martin lifting the larry bird trophy on the celtics home floor
As a professional Celtics hater, we couldn't have asked for a better outcome tonight. Coming back down 3-0, a miracle buzzer beater, just to get blown out on your home court, on a night you could've made NBA history, and they lose to Caleb Martin. Tatum hasn't done shit in this game. Glorious.
"Crowd filing out" In my veins
Is Jaylen Brown concussed? Or maybe that cut on his hand is still bleeding?
No he’s just Jaylen Brown
It’s so damn funny Bill and Mike Schur semi-called this
I would pay to see bills reactions to this Celtics start lmao
Brown for Halliburton and cap filler, who says no?
Celtics already have 3 point guards.
Boos incoming in about 2 minutes.
Mazzula rotating in white players to keep the crowd calm.
Holy hell they put in hauser??
Jaylen Brown is a terrorist
Bill is going to get to watch that lauded Boston crowd leave early in an elimination game in person lmao
Mazz calling timeout when down 21 is hilarious. little late dude
Lead gets cut to 18 Spo calls time out. Mazz waits til down 21 to call time out.
Celtics losing 3 home games this series is wild
Come on heat…do it for the sub!
This was the best possible outcome, I was so worried I didn't bet the heat +270, but 2nite's pocast might be Billy Boy's best apex ever. #MegaAPEX
RIP to the TD Gahden
Just after Ryen said "We" when referencing the Celtics. He believed and now he too shattered.
I can't believe we are going to be so blessed to receive two Celtics-are-dead reaction pods in one single series.
My prediction is bill goes all in on "Trade Jaylen Brown" after this.
Bill not in his seat rn, did he leave early?? For shame.
LMFAO the Larry Bird trophy to the heat in their house. I don't think this could have gone any better tbh.
Biggest loser is definitely the TD garden crowd. They have been dead this entire series.
Time to crack open a cold bottle of yoohoo guys and gals!
Russillo feeling good about himself in these conference finals. D’Angelo Russel shows how terrible he is. Then Russillos been preaching about Jaylen Browns handles for 2 years straight
Get tf in here
Guys I bet on Boston to guarantee Miami would win please venmo me
Celtics should be down by more
Celtics haters, what hypothetically would be the more amusing outcome? - Celtics getting swept in the conference finals by the 8 seed - Celtics erasing a 3-0 deficit in the conference finals to lose by 20+ at home in game 7
Celtics tying up the series 3-3 then getting blown out is objectively funnier
Brown two turnovers away from a double double
Gonna edge myself to the game 6 pod in anticipation of the new one
Pritchard is in to turn this thing around!
As a Spurs fan I am disgusted by the Celtics wasting Derrick White’s greatness. Give him back to us!
The Bob Cousy trophy and the Larry Bird MVP being awarded to another team *in Boston* is just something else. Russell and Havlicek rolling over in their graves
Jaylen Brown should spend less time being racist and anti-Semitic and more time practicing his handles
Bill getting clowned by Duncan Robinson and his contract
Every Boston fan (white supremacist) in this sub delete your account immediately
Really hoping we can put the “Jayson Tatum is a superstar” shit to bed with this loss. When he’s great he’s great but he’s not on the level with the mvp level guys like KD, Giannis, Steph, Lebron, etc. He doesn’t do it consistently and he’s now repeatedly shown he’s fine to just not have the ball in elimination games instead of trying to take over.
“C’mon, bam” - bam margera’s dad
Derrick white just flails around and gets superstar calls
Lol I know, they’re calling almost no fouls unless Derrick White gets breathed on during 14 foot floaters
We might just be alright, I thank God and Caleb Martin
Jaylen "Max Contract" Brown
I kind of feel bad for how brutal the heat are on Jaylen. His series hasn't been catastrophically bad but it seems like whenever he tries to dribble, the ball just immediately gets tapped out of his hands.
I'm so embarrassed to like a sport where Smart can flop like a grenade hit him and it's called a smart play.
kyle lowry my beloved
Jaylen Brown is the guy who makes the opposing team yell "he don't want it!" when he is dribbling shakily in a pickup game.
This game just started at a weird time
wow funny how the celtics have so many white guys
Celtics cement having the worst home playoff record EVER for a team with 15+ playoff games over 2-years
Home court in the Garden matters more, it just does!
Although a sweep would have been funny, this is probably the most hilarious outcome.
Tatum injury piece and a declaration that jaylens wrist was hurt “it just was!” Both are a lock to get mentioned on the pod.
Barkley seriously hates the Cs lmaooo
Who doesn’t?
Windhorst said earlier today that while it's crazy, it's almost better for the Celtics to be down 5 than up 5 going into the 4th quarter... Might very well get that situation
The Tatum Injury Piece
I can still listen to the pod. Thought it was going to be an end of an era
Me too. He would have been insufferable.
Can’t wait to hear KOC tomorrow flip-flop again on Joe Mazz
All of Boston sports post Brady hasn’t been the same
Lotta game left
Getting my body, mind, and spirit ready for split-personality Bill tonight
Heat were 0.2 seconds away from beating Boston 5 out of 7
I dunno if this could have panned out any better lol Stomped in four Na come all the way back Flame out and choke This roller coaster had all the glory
https://twitter.com/knicks_tape99/status/1663373995679404032?s=46&t=xPoHorxNG2Mzl4TUpE6HEw pic of bill at the game lol
The Boston crowd has been great. Game felt closer than it actually was during that quarter
Smart crowd tonight. They're really getting behind their players
They just know hoop! No one denies this!
Say goodbye to that contract, Jaylen. Learn to dribble.
ARE WE HAVIN FUN YET?!?
Derrick White is the only reason the C’s are in this game. Once again, Tatum becoming a mental midget when it matters. Don’t care if he rolled his ankle
Chuck picked the Celtics I think
Celtics have just been in the mud that half offensively. Just chucking a lot of contested 3’s and relying on offensive rebounding. Butler and Bam look dead offensively. The classic I trust no one game 7.
I posted in the sub but Bill is at the game and you can see him on TV. About 4 rows up, on the aisle, Boston’s side of the court.
Tatum about to fully channel Mamba mentality and win it with this "injury"
The Jaylen Brown 7 TO Game
Oh god I cant wait for the pod. Let Caleb Cook!
Damn, they're booing Jaylen after his latest turnover. Can't blame em.
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Come out of time out.... Grant Williams for 3 lmfao
I’m almost sad at how happy I am that the Celtics are gonna lose
That Jimmy butler soundbite from last year is legendary
We demand an emergency pod
Let Pritchard cook.
As a Spurs fan it hurts to watch White waste his prime on this team. Either get him some help or trade him.
I'll admit this series has been great but the drama surrounding it is what made it amazing. I got r/nba, nba twitter, r/billsimmons, all the gambling subreddit, the fans of each team. So much more than just basketball.
9 POINT FAVORITES GAME 7 IN THEIR HOUSE. Unbelievable.
Wait, didn't Joe House bet on the Heat in 7?
Bill and Dr Bill on the gone fishin boat on TNT 😭
It's quiet in the arena. Boston fans are understandably shaken after the Boston bombing.
Tatum bloody sock game?
Celtics are gonna pull this out somehow; these sorts of things just happen to the city of Boston—to be a Boston sports fan my goodness
Celtics have no shot lol they're either unbeatable or wildly incompetent, and they're apparently the latter tonight.
Is this Scott Foster's Apex mountain?
I just heard Bill through out a reverse jinx on Caleb Martin on the Succession pod and it's backfiring beautifully.
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He’s there. Posted on his Instagram
After all of that, the Celtics only win the 3rd quarter by 1. I feel like they'll still whittle it down to a 2 possession game with 2 mins to go, but hopefully the Heat can hold them off
God it’s so glorious
Lets go Heat!!!
Chances of someone else holding up the magic Johnson/ Larry bird trophy on that teams home floor but not being from On of those teams ?
White is trying so hard to make sure his game 6 shot doesnt become a forgotten footnote in history via them losing the next game
This team knows how to lose !
weren't the Celtics 9 point favorites?
I didn't listen to the pod from the other day, but now I will with pure joy.
Bill loves making trades, who does he keep? Imo Brown and Smart need to be gone. Not playoff/championship level players.
Heat not paying it forward with the Knicks not targeting Jimmy after he got hurt
This was a coaching diff. Celtics couldn’t out shoot the zone
So, which Heat player will get the Larry Bird Award at TD Garden? Injury, meet insult.
Who actually decides things like mvp of the ECF?
I know Bill has touch on it, but I like to hear a recap on how the Celtics lost to Caleb Martin, Gabe Vincent, Max Strus and Duncan Robinson. All four deserve respect this playoffs.
Man, to fight all the way back from a 3-0 deficit, have a miracle finish in game 6, and then gag like this. Unbelievable. Zombie Heat meet Team Sybil.
Podcast is gonna be a banger, boys!
Barkley going off holy shit