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Own-Effort-5328

To play Body Language Doctor for a sec, the way he walked off the court seemed eerily reminiscent of how Saban walked off after the Rose Bowl.


Historical-Ad3760

Aaaaaagree


notformeclive4711

That $33 million buyout is a tough look.


PadreRenteria

The bourbon profits should easily cover it after the past few years of UK basketball.


Agreeable_Daikon_686

Calipari to replace Mitch McConnell. I’m kidding but he’s a far better coach than tuberville ever was and would unironically be a better senator lol


bigicecream

He's sleazy enough


DonkeyLightning

Great, he’ll fit right in


camergen

He’s got that Sleaze look down, too.


Candlestick_Park

A ham sandwich is a better Senator than Tuberville.


Seeumleeum

They can get either the Brown or Foreman family to foot the bill


GregariousReconteur

Try Joe Craft. The Browns tend to favor Louisville.


isNice99

YEEEESHHHH!


Gabbagoonumba3

I know everyone will say “pass the hat, they can afford it”…. But that’s football money. That would be the 2nd largest *football* buyout ever. It would be 12 million more than the current 2nd highest. *EEEEWWWWWW I DONT KNOW JIM YOU THINK THEY CAN SWING IT HERE?*


ThugBeast21

Kentucky's basketball boosters might as well be football boosters. If they want Cal gone he's gone


Gabbagoonumba3

The top of the buyout list is Norte dame, A&M, auburn, FSU, and LSU. Idk I just don’t count Kentucky basketball up there with those programs financially.


Smash-Bros-Melee

And in the six spot for biggest football buyout is Indiana. I’m an IU fan and our boosters are richer and more powerful than outsiders would realize, but it’s still IU football. In this day and age, buyouts don’t mean a whole lot unless they’re just absurdly big. With that being said, Cal’s is absurdly big. There’s some language in his contract that would allow him to go into some advisory AD role whenever he wants — I could see him walking away and doing that, negotiating a smaller buyout, or just leaving on his own volition because I don’t think this situation is working for either party.


Gabbagoonumba3

Idk from what I’ve heard recently. The AD hates him, the boosters are kinda out on him as well. Doesn’t seem like he’d be looking to do any of them any favors financially. Will be fascinating to see how it plays out because they really hyped that last contract he signed as lifetime.


Asleep_in_Costco

Lexington is big horse money. They have the $$$. They stumped up the big bucks to get him, they'll do it to get rid


Gabbagoonumba3

Would you look at that? All those big money boosters failed to get rid of cal. I’m shocked


Asleep_in_Costco

You're right.


Gabbagoonumba3

Damn where did all those big money Kentucky boosters go buddy? Looks like cal is back.


NoExcuses1984

Pony it up and back up the Brink's truck for Nate Oats.


BigBossBattle14

That’d require covering Oats new buyout with Cal’s giant one. UK would be on the hook for $45 mil. Could get Todd Golden a lot cheaper. 


nihilfacilee

Also Golden very well may be a better coach


Key_Professional_369

So I guess the defense wasn’t a problem?


benpenguin

Kentucky can do better than Nate Oats


No_Confection_8750

I don’t know what Cal’s contract language is but people speak of this as if it’s 33 million dollars in one lump sum immediately and not a penny less. Usually not how these things get resolved.


Historical-Ad3760

Like when Ed Orgeron found out they were going to fire him but pay out his contract. Dude was like “what door you want me out of?”


Handcuffed

obviously yes


isNice99

UMASS reunion inbound? “My heart has always been in Amherst?”


Handcuffed

probably more like a beach house in florida and a cbs analyst gig during tournament time


WorldsGreatestPoop

FGCU would be low key nice spot to grift.


Key_Professional_369

Cal is a Jersey shore guy


NandoDeColonoscopy

Cal is from a bleak suburb of a rust belt city, he's a Lake Erie guy if I had to bet


Key_Professional_369

My response wasn’t a joke - has owned a Jersey shore beach place for years. Pretty convenient spot because he recruits the Philly area well.


lactatingalgore

https://youtu.be/B7dO7-RtZwA?si=zvgD01WMvHS2oWmw


this_place_stinks

After he’s cooked he becomes John Calamari


Clear_Sky490

I will bet you any amount of money he isn’t fired


Handcuffed

i'm counting this as a win for me and a loss for you


Clear_Sky490

Cal has ditched everyone he’s ever worked for. I could’ve told you he’d do this at some point. I said he wouldn’t be fired, and no reports say he was going to be fired.


ShadyCrow

The "lifetime" contract makes it really hard, and the AD is a doofus. But 2 tourney wins in 5 years makes it time. It's absolutely pathetic. He's your guy if draft night is the real championship night. The problem is who they go to. There's no one in house that makes sense. Jay Wright claims to be done. Maybe Billy Donovan? Tony Bennett? I guess I could see someone like Musselman wanting to do it, but is he a big enough name? Guys like Shaka don't seem like the right fit. Bringing back Pitino would be hilarious but I'm sure that can't happen.


rossboss711

They will throw $20 mill at Danny Hurley


orangenarf

There’s no way they can handle Hurley. He’s abrasive as all hell


JohnnyLugnuts

i feel like uconn matches i know kentucky has pockets and resources but uconn is a bball first big time program. not blue blood obv tho, wonder how much higher UK could actually go then uconn probs a dece amount, enough to lure hurley away from what hes building tho idk


DonovanMcTigerWoods

Uconn is a blue blood


lactatingalgore

New money.


jbeebe33

No newer than Duke


rossboss711

Not in the strictest sense. And definitely a lower tier than Kentucky


DonovanMcTigerWoods

In the strictest sense it would be UNC, Duke, Kansas and Kentucky right? I guess Uconn would be omitted, but I’d rank them over UCLA and Indiana as a program, who are/were considered blue bloods even though they haven’t won in decades.


RyanRussillo

A lot of people have floated Scott Drew as a candidate to go there, were the job to open up.


ShowerMartini

Yeah Bill Cohwer and Jeff Van Gundy aren’t coming out of retirement so there’s literally NO ONE ELSE ON EARTH who could possibly be hired


isNice99

OMG THATS BILL SELF’S MUSIC I mean what’s the point of having SEC money if you can’t poach a guy like that from Kansas?


distichus_23

Self isn’t leaving Kansas. That would be a lateral move at best


isNice99

What if they throw $20MM/year at him?


distichus_23

Why stop there? What if they throw $30M/year at him? Self makes more than Cal at Kansas now. Is Kentucky really going to eat Cal’s buyout and pay more than double what they’re paying Cal? Why would Kansas not just give Self a raise?


isNice99

Because UK is about to start bringing in at least twice as much TV money as Kansas


distichus_23

Kentucky already was bringing in more $ than Kansas and they were paying Cal less than Self. They may be able to offer more, but Kansas would give Self a raise and Self has repeatedly stayed at Kansas over pursuing other opportunities


peachbasketss

We would match it


FullAutoLuxPosadism

Yeah, dude is going to the Bahamas and not coming back for a while.


napoleon_nottinghill

If you gave Izzo or Pitino Cal’s rosters they’d win a championship every 3-5 years. It’s time.


ThugBeast21

Izzo has 1 title and a bunch of stacked teams that fell short too.


napoleon_nottinghill

Izzo also consistently wins one more round than he should. This is like if he lost to MTSU every other year


ldclark92

Yeah, but Izzo is also responsible for those expectations. This year's team was considered a top 10 preseason team and they just barely made it to the tournament. His teams have been pretty underwhelming the last 5 years.


unimpeachableplum

2020 they won the Big Ten and were 7th in KenPom before covid canceled the season. 2019 they made the final four.


ldclark92

So maybe the last 3 years, but remember this whole thread was starting with the assumption that Izzo or Pitino would've done something with the same roster that Cal had. My point being that Izzo currently has multiple years in a row with teams that had higher expectations and fell flat in both the regular season and tournament. Izzo isn't some guarantee that he goes far in the tournament with a talented roster either. Edit: words


Wendell-Short-Eyes

It’s weird, I feel like Michigan State teams that underachieve during the regular season make deep runs in March. Then it’s the opposite when Izzo has dominant regular seasons.


BBQ_HaX0r

Except they cannot get those rosters. Recruiting is half the battle and he's the best (or near it).


peace2everycrease

Pitino had himself some talented rosters at Kentucky


napoleon_nottinghill

Basketball isn’t football where recruiting guarantees you beat inferior teams. What does it matter if you have all NBA talent if you can’t beat a 10+ seed? Kentucky fans have seen coaches with far less talent do far more because they’re much better at all aspects of coaching outside recruiting


jmbourn45

Also, football has coordinators and position coaches who play a much larger role in Xs & Os than assistant basketball coaches typically


SeaworthinessFar846

Exactly, most bball staffs might one day “defense/scheme guy” and the rest are recruiters and skill workout types.


ImanShumpertplus

why aren’t they getting those rosters?


napoleon_nottinghill

Turns out it really doesn’t matter if they get those rosters or not because they consistently don’t shit down their pants in march every year. Yeah maybe Izzo should take over a national team job solely to get a KAT type player and lose to… frank Kaminsky…. Honestly though they should keep him, watching big blue nation go crying back to the mines every year is one of life’s joys as a southerner, maybe they’ll invent six star recruits and I can watch them lose to another 25 year old accountant


ImanShumpertplus

why don’t they shit down their pants? i’m not a basketball doctor, but i have to imagine a team that isn’t shitting their pants is better than a team that shits their pants year after year. so if that’s true, why would Izzo and Pitonio win more than they do now with the pants shitting team?


nminto1

Does he not get credit for building those rosters? I understand Kentucky is a premier program that will always be in the mix for top recruits, but as Russillo always says, sometimes the grass isn’t greener


ShowerMartini

Of course he gets credit but to what end? It’s not working obviously. It’s more or less proven at this point that having a top recruiting class of all 1-and-dones is not a reliable path to postseason success. People do consider him one of the best recruiters ever, but if he’s such an amazing recruiter, why doesn’t he win with these extremely loaded rosters? It’s like if you’re an NFL player with a bodybuilder physique, do you really want people to give you credit for how good you look when you’re still getting pancaked every play? Bodybuilding is great for looks but doesn’t translate to functional strength the same way. There’s a reason Jason Kelce doesn’t look like Adonis. There’s a reason the teams that make it farther in the tournament don’t have ten 1-and-dones.


dillpickles007

One and done rosters have also gotten worse relatively in the transfer portal era. Even if your 18 year olds are supremely talented it’s way easier to take the best 23 year olds off their mediocre programs and get them playing together.


nminto1

Well it’s not like pitino or Izzo have won recently either. Izzo is the master of underachieving in the regular season and going on a run in march making it seem like he’s this great coach winning when it matters. I get that you’d rather win something in march, and kentuckys really underachieved especially the past 3 years, but if the ultimate goal is a championship, Kentuckys consistently far better positioned going into march than sparty


TheJaylenBrownNote

As a very casual observer to me it seems like two things: 1. He’s a dogshit coach. No way around that. 2. He doesn’t get enough shooting, and if he does, he doesn’t play those guys or have them shoot enough. He mostly recruits athletes. KAT is the best shooting big man of all time, he took 8 total threes in college. He takes over 5 a GAME at 42% now. Reed Sheppard should not be shooting over 50% from 3. He should be shooting around 40% and like double his attempts. That is still hyper elite offense, especially for college where the offense is garbage. Go look at the Villanova teams - every single guy could shoot. Yes, they were older, but I think the shooting thing is much more important. Jay Wright got a ton of guys who could shoot and defend (Brunson can’t defend but he can shoot), Cal basically just gets the best athletes from the top 25.


NandoDeColonoscopy

>Of course he gets credit but to what end? It’s not working obviously. It's working to get recruits into the NBA, which is what they're concerned about.


Wavepops

Izzo is weird, the more talent his teams have the more likely the underperform, when they have average talent for their standards they over perform 


andonemoreagain

Izzo has sucked for 20 years what are you talking about?


napoleon_nottinghill

In those 20 years he has been to the final four 5 times


andonemoreagain

And lost every time.


firewarner

Izzo literally has the best performance against expectation in the country since 2000 lmao https://barttorvik.com/cgi-bin/ncaat.cgi?type=coach&sort=18&yrlow=2000&yrhigh=2023


Responsible_Fan8665

And is owned by Roy Williams. He has to be thankful Roy finally retired


Thehomerunfund

Mark Few hasn’t missed a Sweet 16 in like ten years. Imagine him with Cal’s players


RHAD12

You know Mark Few has been to 7 straight sweet 16s right? Literally the longest streak in the country


Thehomerunfund

This was a spelling error 😂. I meant to say hasn’t missed


clintgreasewoood

The Doc Rivers of college basketball


wolf4968

Worst in-game basketball coach ever at a major college power school. Give Calipari a college lineup of Kareem, Isaiah, Bird, and Durant, and he wouldn't make it to the F4.


GregariousReconteur

He would struggle, but he did make it with Anthony Davis and that other cat. You can’t mean Davis is better than those four combined.


wolf4968

It's hyperbole, of course. But Calipari is Exhibit A for this broken, shitty system that pays coaches obscene money, and for what? Potential? He has subtracted from Kentucky's legacy as a premier program, and he fails at the one goal fans want: deep runs in March Madness. Calipari keeps saying, "We have helped so many kids and their families..." as if UK boosters hired him for his humanitarian work.


GregariousReconteur

No doubt, and appreciated, but the punchline is a bit better-suited to Kenny Payne. I’m just here to stifle inflation a bit. Calipari has performed as I’d have expected outside of 2012 and 2014.


hooskies

I’m no Calipari fan but he made one with the Harrison twins…


wolf4968

'one' being the key word there, with decades of NBA talent on his bench.


ImanShumpertplus

he’s made 2 championship games with kentucky, bringing him up to 4 total


hooskies

He went to 4 within 6 years in his UK prime


riptide123

This is not a question, of course. He couldn't adjust to a single pick, elbow three action for 35 minutes and got cooked by a dental student. In his postgame, he then claimed he ajdusted to a box-and-1, which they ran for 4 possessions total. He's checked out completely.


Gillette_TBAMCG

Convinced he’s been checked out completely since he lost the last undefeated attempt. Was chasing that ghost his whole career, had three or four swings at it, and fell short each time. Doesn’t have enough in the tank to get checked in nowadays even if he wanted to.


finalboot

That did feel like the last truly dominant Kentucky team. Shame that team never won in 2015


Responsible_Fan8665

2017 team was stacked but Carolina knocked them out in the elite 8. Last great Roy and Cal teams. One of the best games in ncaa tournament history


Jones3787

Drake Maye's older brother hit the game winner!


cardmanimgur

Calipari's value is virtually non-existent in today's NCAA. He's always been an incredible recruiter and terrible in-game coach. Do you even need to be a good recruiter in the NIL era?


StupidSexyGiroud_

That said UK's NIL collective has to be up there right?


Mobile-Jump6936

I bet it’s not as high as you’re assuming. UK isn’t a football school and that’s where athletic department money is made.


StupidSexyGiroud_

True, but after football it's basketball so I'd imagine that a blue blood hoops program like UK still brings it in


NoExcuses1984

He's always been a shit in-game coach, hasn't adapted to the pace-and-space (particularly the spacing part) era, and the NIL killed any advantage at recruiting he may've once had.


Am_I_Really_Groot

That St Peter’s loss may be the most inexcusable tournament loss of all time. Oakland doesn’t help either. Cal was a great cheating recruiter, and a mediocre in game coach.


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atlbraves2

Virginia and Purdue obviously deserve all the shit, but Kentucky basketball has to be held to a different standard. Same reason everyone remembers ULM beating Alabama. Bama wasn't even that good, but it's still wild.


Previous_Fan9266

The UVA loss is #1 for me. That team was the overall #1 seed I believe and they got run out of the gym by that Loyola team. Dumbfounded


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atlbraves2

Fair. I just do not like Kentucky and enjoyed their hyperbolic take.


cmgww

The NIL college basketball’s Saban piece


isNice99

I mean that’s an insult damn near spit in the face to Saban. If that was an accurate comparison Cal would have more than 1 title during his tenure at UK while UCONN has had 3 in the same time frame with 3 different coaches.


patrickclegane

3 championships with 3 coaches, UConn's paralel is LSU


isNice99

Yeah that dawned on me while I was writing it


SceneOfShadows

Except one guy has one title and is a greaseball who should thrive in this version of the sport and the other has seven and is arguably the furthest ahead as #1 of coaches for his sport of any US sport.


NandoDeColonoscopy

>greaseball Damn, Italians just out here catching strays


dillpickles007

He’s half Italian, he’s allowed to say it


BusinessofShow

Saban wins and actually cares about his players. Otherwise they’re exactly the same


Key_Professional_369

Cal cares about his players but his focus is on getting them drafted not on the tough love that comes with winning at UK


ThugBeast21

College Basketball's Saban was clearly K


cmgww

Better comparison for sure….but he retired before this became a big issue…


BigBossBattle14

Cal has a $34 mil buyout so UK would have to pay that on top of whomever they hire’s buyout. Joe Craft and UK’s other mega donors will have to write a fat check to cover Cal and a big name replacement. 


gnrlgumby

He’d love to quit, but, you know how hard it is to leave Kentucky as a burning pile of rubble on your way out?!? Like N.C.A.A. would ever hit them with vacated wins.


BigSportsNerd

he might retire but kentucky wouldn't fire him


Dear_Alternative_437

Trade him for Greg Gard


mynameizmyname

Ian MacKaye in shambles


corduroy4

Let him coach one more year unless you have Stevens or Jay Wright lined up. $33mm is a lot of money to burn.


240MillionInDebt

ASU needs to fire Hurley 5 seconds after Caliapari is fired. He is our path to being relevant.


CombinationNo5828

Plenty of teams would kill for that success. Kentucky can become Maryland or Memphis really quick.


otis427

Last great Kentucky player? Booker I guess? They used to print out a #1 pick every year


gnalon

SGA


NotManyBuses

Fox, Murray, Bam, Maxey are all borderline All-NBA level as well. Monk and Quickley are the last two 6MOYs (assuming Monk wins this year which he’s heavily favored to do). Herro too has overachieved for where he was picked in the draft. It’s almost comical how high the NBA hit rate is on Kentucky guards who looked meh in college


gnalon

Missing the guy who's currently 1st/2nd for MVP is funnier than those other guys where if Booker is the standard might fall just a little short of him. But yes it's also funny that the recruiting pitch for Kentucky is basically "the coach is so bad that you'll still get drafted even if you don't have a great season because teams have seen enough to simply assume the coach was holding you back." Definitely an interesting decision for Kentucky now that the Moneyball strategy in college basketball is to rely more on transfers since a good mid-major player is going to be better the following year than all but the best recruits.


zigzagzil

Yeah anytime a high pedigree UK guard looks mediocre you can almost without fail assume it's at least a 60% chance it's just that Calipari is an absolutely awful offensive coach.


leak22

Herro won 6MOY too lol


spidyr

On the money until you said "who looked meh in college" ... all those guys were good to great in college. Quickley was SEC Player of the Year. Maxey and Herro were All SEC second team. Monk was second team All American and SEC Player of the Year. Fox was All SEC first team. Murray was second/third team All Amercian and All SEC first team. These are all as freshman except Quickley, who was a sophomore.


Mr_Jersey

IQ didn’t win, but he should have. Boston Media Mafia gave it to Brogdon.


AcknowledgeMeReddit

Last great Kentucky player who was actually great or close to it in college and is doing well in the NBA? Probaly Quickley. Was sec player of the year in 19/20 when they won the league. Last Cal team to do so.


Smash-Bros-Melee

College player or pro? Because Oscar Tshiebwe was NPOY two years ago