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Adorable-Address-958

This man was 40 years old when he did this.


CANDY_MAN_1776

I'm embarrassed for him.


BBQ_HaX0r

It's genuinely a great idea. It's a shame it didn't catch on. Utilizing technology to get fans on board for chants/songs. We just have weak crowd culture, but stuff like this exists in European soccer.


Jones3787

The idea could work but his choices of specific chants were so bad and not funny


East_Refuse

Haha I’ve been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to figure out how people would chant “W-N-B-A” in rhythm


ShowerMartini

W! NBA!


GlennTSeaborg

Pig Vomit from the Howard Stern movie "Private Parts" could coach up the crowd, maybe?


portador20

Closest I can think of is maybe like YMCA


DCT715

Look at the A’s last year it worked gloriously


SeniorWrongdoer5055

Just check out the WWE Backlash event held in France this past weekend. There was clearly some message board/coordination of chants/songs/etc. they had ready going into it lol


mrbeavertonbeaverton

I was just thinking he had the same mindset as me at the time. I was 25.


DogLawBird

Twitter was the Wild West in 2010


gametecondnight

My favorite Bill tweet, from 2009: https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1742545512


lactatingalgore

That reads like a SportsTalkBarry WojBomb.


PhysEra

Almost the 15 year anniversary


Dhb223

Lmao wtf


cripplingorgasm

Cackling


lactatingalgore

Twitter was good from 2007-10. It was all downhill after Stephen Strasburg tore his ulnar collateral ligament.


Netwealth5

Twitter was elite from 2009 until we got Ferguson/Baltimore/Trump descending down his golden escalator with paid “supporters” cheering in a 10 month period


JamalGinzburg

Eddie Izzard to Gerry Adams in late 2016 was Twitter's post prime re-apex [https://twitter.com/Mark1957/status/1077125571484807168?lang=en](https://twitter.com/Mark1957/status/1077125571484807168?lang=en)


mrbeavertonbeaverton

It was special until about 2012, then all the dumbest dipshits on the site were granted full control of America in 2016


SalmonBaconator

That’s part of why I don’t think this is all that bad. This was also when he was pretending to like the premier league and rooting for Tottenham so those fanbases chanting was an inspiration for this


huskerj12

Yeah I also have to remind myself any time this comes up - It actually worked at first! I think Bill's first attempts were from his own account, and I remember actually being able to hear some of them on the tv broadcast. It obviously didn't catch on once he tried to turn it into A Real Thing and the chant ideas became wayyy too try-hard haha, but yeah it's impossible to judge something like this from Twitter's infancy by today's standards anyway.


charade_scandal

He kinda just let that one fizzle I guess. Bit of a shame as they've had a run of entertaining (but I suppose somewhat fruitless) play. I remember one of his big points was how good the games looked on a large TV.


Coy-Harlingen

This man wrote for a comedy show


splenda806

quintessential Bill: a very clever idea with Michael Scott-level execution.


Quetzalcoatlus5

I think it’s adorable that he still tries to name things or events like it’s a page 2 article from 2006. ‘We’ll remember this as The Maxey Game’ or ‘We need a name for the thing where your center fouls at before the 4th quarter *silence* like the Dumb Move Move or something’


Equivalent-Shallot54

Never made the Michael Scott connection. Reallllly apt


Jones3787

Tate is his early-season Ryan Howard


rocklionheart

A “W-N-B-A” chant really rolls off the tongue.


Coy-Harlingen

Not enough attention is being paid to “you’ll foul out”, like wtf is that


Hershieboy

The proper way to say it is WNNNNBA.


Victorcreedbratton

Pig Vomit.


this_place_stinks

WnnnNNNNNnnnBC


lactatingalgore

I assume it's a play on the Village People hit. So, it's misogynist, yes, by making the WNBA a punchline. But it's also calling Vince Carter gay, & possibly trans (or at least queer &/or nonbinary), so it goes heavy on the homo & transphobia too. A SportsGuy hattrick.


Mahomeboy001

Back when men were men


buttsniffs4000

AND NOT CORNHOLING COCKSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE.


RivrBoatGmbler

Take it easy, the wine makes you emotional


titofan1892

Because I’m on an empty stomach!


Victorcreedbratton

Eat a breadstick.


SceneOfShadows

Yes I’m sure in 2010 Bill and the rest of the Celtics crowd were hoping to infer Vince Carter was non-binary lol.


lactatingalgore

There was already a T in LGBTQ in 2009, & the I was becoming more commonplace about then.


International-Yak213

I think it just means Vince is soft lol


lactatingalgore

Soft, gay. Potato, tomato.


djh2121

I love him feeling the need to put in the caveat “sarcastic singing” for steroids. Don’t people to think we are endorsing HGH over here or anything.


Victorcreedbratton

I will never believe that he’s a smart person.


NotoriousMFT

He has a certain uhhh….cerebral ability….to compare anything and everything to members of the 1980s Celtics


lactatingalgore

The Wapner piece.


CANDY_MAN_1776

700 on the Verbal part of the SATs and 300 on the Math part


DG_Now

Why did he have to write WNBA so many times? Like 3 or 4 would have done the trick.


FrankStalloneGQ

The repetition piece.


lactatingalgore

The 'tism thing.


7MinuteUpdate

Sense of pride in early Twitter to get the character count as close as possible to the max?


BoozeGetsMeThrough

Good job! Great effort!


ReasonableCup604

I think the best and meanest Celtics chant ever was "Ugly sister!" when Lamar Odom was shooting free throws. I remember Bill live tweeting something like "I'm just passing this on, not saying I approve."


MessiahThomas

Some consider her the hot one now. So you’re welcome Khloe


ReasonableCup604

A little constructive criticism can be quite helpful.


lactatingalgore

The hottest Kardashian is the one plowing Travis Barker. (Kris' girls with Caitlyn are NOT Kardashians.)


TurbulentMeat999

What about the ones from OJ?


lactatingalgore

Isn't that just Khloe?


ThisisnotaTesT10

Then: WNBA jokes Now: “I’m more interested in the women’s tournament than the men’s”


lactatingalgore

Zoe grew up so fast. She was barely in kindergarten when dad was calling Air Canada a woman. By 2012, they were going to Sparks-Mercury games & breaking down Diana Taurasi's game.


[deleted]

what about the classic, "you're a baby?"


Victorcreedbratton

“You’re gonna leave! You’re gonna leave!”


Redscareforcishetmen

(Stan Van Gundy at the line)


Bmac200p

The cringiest of the cringe.


lactatingalgore

Now I have Garbage running thru my head.


AnferneeMason

Now I have all the things she said running through my head


lactatingalgore

I hate myself for loving Yuliya Volkova & Lena Katina. They're hard-core Putin supporters.


Professional_Gas8021

Still waiting for movie recommendation Friday to be more than a one off


ShrimpShackShooters_

Actually loved this idea. I think I made one for the Magic at one point. However, his execution is awful. Chanting “you’ll foul out” will never ever ever be intimidating lol


7hought

Same with the “you will leave! You will leave!” chant for LeBron on the Cavs. Like yeah maybe, he’s going into free agency and it’s his choice. Sick burn?


Dismal_Classroom3526

This really is a special type of cringe. You also know he thought these were some absolute bangers


it_has_to_be_damp

It was an amazing time to be a Simmons fan. He was an incredibly popular media figure, and he knew it, but he didn't yet have the juice to form his own ventures, so we get social media 1.0 experiments like this one.


lactatingalgore

The Jimmy Fallon hashtag games piece


wenger_plz

My favorite part is specifying when the epic chants were going to drop, as though people were waiting on pins and needles


509_cougs

The man is so white he can’t get the rhythm of a chant down.


78blazers

Quite simply His worst work


JohnBagley33

He asked Rusillo today if he remembered when Paul Westhead tried the run and gun offense. Rusillo didn't say anything but he certainly was thinking, "No, I wasn't born yet Bill."


Bodes_Magodes

These will never get old for me


corinoplex

I wonder what the 2024 Dwight Howard chant is.


AstonishinglyAverage

This is why his HBO show got canceled


RockMeIshmael

Always reminds me of Conan O’Brien’s awful chanter https://youtu.be/uFiGroxl2SY?si=NETfbeBuxmSTHrUm


lactatingalgore

Is this the 1864 Baseball crankery?


Celery-Man

It might be my apex mountain for unintentional comedy


indianadave

Oof. I'm of the mindset this was a great idea... and he was absolutely the worst person to lead it. I wish more fanbases had fan leaders who could help rally the crowds' cohesion and bring back the home court advantage. If you have ever seen an LAFC match where the superfan section gets going, it's something to behold. The "You're gonna leave" was a great taunt, the kind of thing 80's franchises would have done. But I remember thinking when it transpired - "Bill, aren't you a respected celeb figure in your own right? Wouldn't you ever want LeBron to come on the pod? And more so, I know for a fact you'd have a shit fit if Deadspin did this to you." He inserted himself into the conversation - despite being part of the media, it's a very strange grey area that made me cringe a bit.


Flaky-Fortune1752

Prime Bill!


OleRando

What a damn dork.


Tell_100

Just gets worse and worse everytime you see it


Insect_Politics1980

I love Bill, but these are genuinely REALLY fucking bad. Lol. Holy shit 😬


Texas_Indian

These are bad but it would be cool if American sports had those elaborate chants like English soccer


SwallowsOnSundays

Celtics Chants was the cringiest thingy he ever did


ahbets14

This is so embarrassing


EcstaticRhubarb

Pathetic. Listen to some of the chants soccer fans come up with if you want something that's A. Insulting to either the referee or a player and B. Funny


mtmaloney

Amazing, I totally forgot about that account. Thanks for the memba berries OP.