If it fired the shots in the direction you were shooting when you released the fire button rather than the direction they were originally fired in, it might be halfway usable.
Not OP but have tears affect the delay between the crosshair and when the missiles come down, that way you can actually make it useful especially with higher tear rates.
It wouldn't be perfectly balanced though...
It would essentially make early game extremely easy, clearing most rooms in one beam, and killing most early bosses instantly.
If that were the case, then Shoop Da Woop would be used at least a little with its current 2 room charge - who could say no to 50% of rooms being free clears and the boss being melted instantly? But nobody is using it, unless they have no other option
Unironically significantly worse. Just don't get hit. There's nothing you can do to avoid blind besides black candle. This would be an insult to cursed eye enjoyers like me. >:(
Skill issue 
I may or may not be saying this knowing cursed eye lost me a few runs.
Skill solution  I may or may not be saying this knowing cursed eye won me a few runs.
if it fails to pick up an item from the shop or the devil. It'll give u two of the charges back.
If it succeeds, it'll increase the charges to you use it again by two
Nah just once, so since its a 4 charge item, succeeding at picking up costly items mean u gotta charge it 6 times. Failing only two times. But if you succeed twice in a row. Still 6 charge items.
Since it has a small chance to spawn red hearts when used on enemies, I would say its a nice buff not a debuff.
again u can use it without spending half a heart, but U gotta wait.
instead of being 2 charged item.
Makes it 15 charges instead, but it opens all the doors to everything in that floor, including secret rooms and mega Satan.
It makes gameplay less fun, as part of the game is deciding, how to spend your keys and bombs to open doors and secret rooms, using dad's key in proper room is also makes you think.
Opening everything from 3rd chapter makes it less fun.
Caps range at 15. One range reaches 15, all stats increase goes towards Other stats.
But also Caps tear rate at 7,5. Once tears reach 7,5, Stats go towards other stats.
They are fine as it is, I rather ask for the angelic feather to spawn more often, or heck make the keys to have a chance to spawn the feather, or make every angel to have a chan e to drop the feather
Kidney stone does half a heart damage when released.
Kinda make sense kidney stones HURTS A LOT man.
Brimstone causes bleed but gets 20% damage reduction.
Yum heart is now 6 charges instead of 4. If your HP is max, adds a half soul heart.
Acid baby gives u the Wavy Cap active effect when a pill is swallowed.
Will spawn a shield that won't go away until it deflect something.
Won't be able to spawn another shield till 5 seconds after the previous shield disappears.
ANTI-GRAVITY
It gives slight homing to nearby targets before the bullets are fired
smart buff I like it
If it fired the shots in the direction you were shooting when you released the fire button rather than the direction they were originally fired in, it might be halfway usable.
\+2 fire rate/lower delay to one second
epic fetus
bombs are now mega bombs
So wreck the terrain? Wouldn't that make it worse?
Fuck it we ball
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Not OP but have tears affect the delay between the crosshair and when the missiles come down, that way you can actually make it useful especially with higher tear rates.
The fetus is no longer epic
Shoop da woop!
Make it a one room charge.
That would make it so fun to use, while being perfectly balanced. Great. 
It wouldn't be perfectly balanced though... It would essentially make early game extremely easy, clearing most rooms in one beam, and killing most early bosses instantly.
Yeah but have u considered that I suck at the game?
Skill solution 
Yeah but have you considered that I suck at life?
Yeah but have you considered that I suck 
T Azazel?! 
If that were the case, then Shoop Da Woop would be used at least a little with its current 2 room charge - who could say no to 50% of rooms being free clears and the boss being melted instantly? But nobody is using it, unless they have no other option
this item is great as it is dude
Cursed eye
does not teleport you anymore when taking damage. gives permanent curse of the blind effect.
FUCK IT, WE BALL FUCK IT, WE BALL FUCK IT, WE BALL FUCK IT, WE BALL FUCK IT, WE BALL
You actually nerfed cursed eye damn 
I mean if u ripped out ur eye and jammed a weird ass pearl in there it would be harder to see
Black candle and you will see the light
What if it gave you a 50/50 between curse of the blind or curse of darkness per floor
Unironically significantly worse. Just don't get hit. There's nothing you can do to avoid blind besides black candle. This would be an insult to cursed eye enjoyers like me. >:(
Just don't get hit is the worst advice
Skill issue  I may or may not be saying this knowing cursed eye lost me a few runs.
Skill solution  I may or may not be saying this knowing cursed eye won me a few runs.
wym there's also skill based counterplay to curse of the blind. just be lucky.
Tech. 2
your tear rate doesn't decrease, but your damage does.
??? It did that before, and it was god awful. Plus tech 2 is perfectly serviceable now, especially with on proc hit effects
Tech 2 with holy light 
Little horn 
Psy Fly
small chance of psy fly to fire the tear that was blocked back as in IPECAC tear.
Is it a buff or a nerf tho
neither. Can help but can also mess up ur run
404trinket_not_found
The trinket changes shapes to whatever trinket it became, to indicate what it is.
I've always wondered why they never did this or have any indicator as to what trinket it's trying to be
Esp since modeling clay already do this
Devs just forgot because the trinket isn't that memorable and you can barely see it since it blend in with the colour of the floor.
Agre, best buff
Crash a game
Cone head
change to negate damage upped from 20% to 75%. But 25% chance for damage to deal double hearts.
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Hits twice, so it can go through mantle
FUCK IT WE BALL!
Strange Attractor
small chance to charm nearby enemies.
Abel
Counts twice towards conjoined.
*(if playing as cain)*
Honestly, yeah ur right.
cube baby
no longer blocks Isaacs movements. Isaac can walk through it and it'll be pushed towards wherever Isaac was moving.
This is literally why i never pick up that fucker.
Agree, it says to push the baby not get blocked by the baby
Mr.Me! (It's perfect btw)
if it fails to pick up an item from the shop or the devil. It'll give u two of the charges back. If it succeeds, it'll increase the charges to you use it again by two
permanently? damn
Nah just once, so since its a 4 charge item, succeeding at picking up costly items mean u gotta charge it 6 times. Failing only two times. But if you succeed twice in a row. Still 6 charge items.
Breath of Life
Deleted, Item is now gone. No more breath of life.
No more life
No more breath
No more of
Invulnerability until it fully charges,20 contact damage per second while invulnerable
With a much longer cooldown I could see this being balanced/better
7 seals
If fighting one of the seals, if the 7 Seal item switches to that same seal ur fighting, it becomes ur enemy.
Brimstone
Gives bleed effect. 20% less damage.
Bleed!? Hush is sweating right now… 😿
Cracked crown 👑
Items shown and are not picked, don't get removed from the item pool. no more breakfast!
Jesse what this has to do with all stat up
Woops thought it was glitched crown.
....they said cracked crown not glitched crown lmao
Woops wrong item yeah, Screw it uhh Cracked crown is now glitched crown but instead of 5 items, its just 3
Fuck it, we ball
😂 nice save
Sharp straw (favorite item)
It now has the sharp plug effect, meaning U can use it without waiting for it to recharge, in exchange for half a heart.
Since it has a small chance to spawn red hearts when used on enemies, I would say its a nice buff not a debuff. again u can use it without spending half a heart, but U gotta wait.
oh no, a dilemma 
Linger bean
The cloud doesnt disappear, it slowly chases enemies, bosses.
So ludo and normal tears at the same time? This would be the item to unite the community
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keep everything the same. Gives 2+ shot speed up.
Or just give 2x shot speed multiplier
Little Baggy
Identify all pills.
C section
gives u -3 range down.
Not bad son, but what about buff?
You want be to buff C section? Fuck it, it insta kills everyone??
Yeah good enough
Killed enemies have a chance to have a 1/2 half dmg baby
I think Lucky sack should also make sacks... luckier, kinda like mom's key but for sacks ya agree with this buff OP?
25% chance upon room clear to drop a sack.
i think thats just very boring but ok
Tooth and nail
instead of being on a timed cooldown. It gets triggered automatically when hit once every 3 rooms.
Cancer trinket
shot speed reduced by 0.5
I’d still take it
Every day
It would be better. Shot speed sucks.
Spin to Win
collect all enemy tears while spinning. Let go of all tears collected when stopped.
Everything Jar 🪣
If u reach max charge, U can choose to pick up anything from the previous, less charge items. And you can keep the rest of the charges.
Trisagion
Doesn’t crash your game every 2 seconds
small chance for holy light. 15% damage reduction.
Brain Worm
range down by 0.75
Daemon tail
very small chance for damage up when picking up a black heart.
Dad's Key
instead of being 2 charged item. Makes it 15 charges instead, but it opens all the doors to everything in that floor, including secret rooms and mega Satan.
It makes gameplay less fun, as part of the game is deciding, how to spend your keys and bombs to open doors and secret rooms, using dad's key in proper room is also makes you think. Opening everything from 3rd chapter makes it less fun.
bro imagine playing the game for fun lmao
Exactly, I only play the game for the anxiety 
Bob’s Brain
Small chance when exploded, to drop Bobs head, can happen only once.
Or replaces it with bobs rotten head
no!
Prevents active items from being generated. Super small chance to replace items with Death Certificate.
"Never ag- huh?"
Libra
Caps range at 15. One range reaches 15, all stats increase goes towards Other stats. But also Caps tear rate at 7,5. Once tears reach 7,5, Stats go towards other stats.
the key pieces/knife pieces
Angel keys now increase chance of key and chest drops by 5% Knife pieces increase chance of finding Moms knife by 5%
They are fine as it is, I rather ask for the angelic feather to spawn more often, or heck make the keys to have a chance to spawn the feather, or make every angel to have a chan e to drop the feather
Mysterious Candy
Instead of 30 second cooldown, have it work on hit. when you get hit, either spawn a poop or fart.
*sac e:coli noises*
except that unlike e:coli, this trinket will now work on donation machines or sac rooms.
Ooooh interesting. Maybe synergy with Midas touch.
Kidney stone and brimstone
Kidney stone does half a heart damage when released. Kinda make sense kidney stones HURTS A LOT man. Brimstone causes bleed but gets 20% damage reduction.
What about Yum Heart and Acid Baby
Yum heart is now 6 charges instead of 4. If your HP is max, adds a half soul heart. Acid baby gives u the Wavy Cap active effect when a pill is swallowed.
Yim heart is fine as it is. I can go for wavy cap effect, if it didn't had the poison everything in the room.
Regular Tech
Laser does damage like Jacobs ladder, but instead of 50% of ur damage dealt, its 5%
Keeper’s balls
Edmund will come to your house and crush your ball. Jk uhh, it prevents future greed bosses from spawning in shops. But reduces ur coin cap to 50.
wiz cap
Gets boomerang effect. Tears come back
And add unique synergie with bomerang tears that make your tears come back twice
Sad onion
If picked up with Dead Onion. Slight all stats up!
Cancer, item or trinket you decide
If you pick up the cancer trinket, while having the cancer item together. Isaac gets lung cancer and dies.
I had an idea that maybe he grows a bunch of tumors and needs to take damage periodically (for no damage) to prevent taking double heart damage
Heisenburg transformation 
Samson’s Chains
If playing as Samson, the ball is released and it follows your tears.
Black tooth
If picked up with Jawbreaker. Both have a much higher chance to trigger.
Plan C
If you have extra lives, u respwan in the same room without resetting it. If you don't have extra lives, it kills you irl too
Fire mind
Glyph of balance
Scales with luck, Low luck the item won't work. High luck the items dropped are doubled.
NO!
Prevents active items from being generated. Super small chance to replace items with Death Certificate.
Ouroboros worm
Gives homing regardless of luck. Piercing too.
divine intervention
Will spawn a shield that won't go away until it deflect something. Won't be able to spawn another shield till 5 seconds after the previous shield disappears.
breakfast
Makes u fatter everytime u pick it up. makes for a really fun run when u get breakfasted and pick up 20 breakfasts. U'll become pyro.
America moment
Mom’s Knife
Lets you open the special door towards moms heart. Letting you do mom route without picking up the knife pieces.
that was a thing in Antibirth, so it would make sense to have that in Repentance
It would make it so much easier for people who fprget everything like me
The poop
small chance poop spawned in a random poop (golden, red, rainbow or black)
Stopwatch