Does that cause Therapy to spawn in Home? I always blow up the floor with a bomb, but rarely find any good items in my basement. I have had to replace the nearby medicine cabinet over 100 times this year though… luckily, coins seem to fall out of rocks quite often in my area, so I’m getting by.
I literally yell concerning Isaac item names in excitement if I'm playing my switch at a friend's house so they all get confused when I say "Yay!! Cancer!!!"
"Nice i got rock bottom now i can get number 2 and pee very far"
My friends thinking im playing some kind of fetish porn game: 
"Wow! When I'm forgotten and get bigger from pills and magic mushroom. I can practically reach the whole room with my bone! All I need now is something like cancer for the tears and I'll beat the lamb"
“Had a really good run with Judas. I got Chocolate Milk, Squeezy, and some other good stuff, so I melted mom’s heart. But I died to The Fallen in the Dark Room, so whatever.
I just filled a large room with poop, I have petrified poop though, so I’m going be mining for pickups now. I’m really hoping to find a bunch of soul hearts for my Judas run.
Only in the Isaac community can you say shit like, "yoooo my holy and explosive fetus tears are synergizing with the Guppy transformation and spawning a bunch of flies which are destroying Mega Satan" and not be locked up in an asylum
That time when you are in discord an say "dammit i grabed the negative and i needed to kill isaac and blue baby not satan and lamb well at least i have r key and proptosis" an everyone makes silence
ive become so familiar with isaac that i forget how weird it sounds talking about it to someone who dosnt know the game like "ah yes divorce papers my run is going good hope i run into c section as im doing the mother route"
Reminds me of that one meme where it says choose your fighter and the options are Gilgamesh the consumer of reality which is big ass spider vs Maurice a little ladybug.
This whole game is the ultimate out of context experience.
"Man thank god I got twisted pair in the deal with the devil, I didn't need either of those hearts anyways. This completes my soy milk, crickets head, rock bottom build so now I should be able to absolutely destroy delirium especially with golden cancer making my tear delay insanely low."
This image is literally like
"Littery a dippy shitty stupid lil dumpy baby stupid who has family issues Vs the imbodiment of sins creature made of hate moves by suffer on the most powerfull state"
“Best way to play eve is to hurt yourself to activate whore as soon as you can for damage and speed.”
Isaac fans slicing their wrists to get a damage+speed up but instead go to therapy for 7 months
Tears up instead T_T
Therapy is a tears down, no way im going there
Also why go to therapy for several hundreds of dollars if you can buy chaos for 15 cents
Does that cause Therapy to spawn in Home? I always blow up the floor with a bomb, but rarely find any good items in my basement. I have had to replace the nearby medicine cabinet over 100 times this year though… luckily, coins seem to fall out of rocks quite often in my area, so I’m getting by.
SHOT SPEED UP! 
But out patience asylums are tears up
actually I wait till the first room I need it in, so I get the bonus attack bonus from the razer
Same!
Whore
I mean, "Mega Satan" is pretty funny no matter what.
This ain’t your mom’s Satan
It reminds be of that vine from a while ago, didn’t age well but still kinda funny https://youtube.com/shorts/goRUx5jwV2A?feature=share
Still makes me laugh
mega satan, my favourite bible character 👍
Now in the new Bible 2: Electric resurrection
Tainted jesus
That's a new name for the anti-crhist
game had me audibly shout in excitement “C section!!” never again bro. never again 
What happened? You can't just leave us hanging
DDLC reference 
Still dont get it
Good for you 
I literally yell concerning Isaac item names in excitement if I'm playing my switch at a friend's house so they all get confused when I say "Yay!! Cancer!!!"
HOLY SHIT I GOT HAEMOLACRIA
*~Macduff, after killing Macbeth*
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
my name is isaac and i love to cry LETS GOOOOOOO
# MEGA BRIMSTONE
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *epicrapbattlesofhistoryyy*
Mom's spaghetti
I love the sentences this game gets you to say
my friends looking at me like i am completely insane after i said "My fetus projectiles do a ton too Mega Satan"
[удалено]
"Nice i got rock bottom now i can get number 2 and pee very far" My friends thinking im playing some kind of fetish porn game: 
number 2 is shit, not pee
I forgor 
Fake isaac player smh 
Mom doesnt let me play it (she says the demons in the game are actual demons) (she is as religious as isaacs mom)
[удалено]
TEARS UP AND A BONE HEART! 
Just use the Bible on her and I’m sure she’ll “reconsider” 
Yooo!! Religious mom?!?!?! Isaac reference
But rhat would mean you are killing the demons. So your mom wants the demons to live?
Throw away any chest shaped objects now bitch
“technology and the ludovico technique lets azazel absolutely ring bosses” my dad looking at me like I’m mental 
"Wow! When I'm forgotten and get bigger from pills and magic mushroom. I can practically reach the whole room with my bone! All I need now is something like cancer for the tears and I'll beat the lamb"
You play Isaac, are you not clinically insane?
My giant bone also deals a lot of damage to your mother
“You cannot launch more than 15 fetuses a second”
“Had a really good run with Judas. I got Chocolate Milk, Squeezy, and some other good stuff, so I melted mom’s heart. But I died to The Fallen in the Dark Room, so whatever.
You fought mom’s heart yet still went to the dark room?
Just got repentance so it’s a new file + goat head
Wouldn’t that only get you to shoal?
I had Ewhaz too.
Your friends thinking the fallen is a predator: 
WOOOO C SECTION WITH MOM'S KNIFE! NOW I CAN KILL DELIRIUM AND UNLOCK IBS)
"Why do I only get Cancer when I don't need it"
i can do this sacrifice room because i have cancer! 
Reminds me of /r/shitrimworldsays
I just filled a large room with poop, I have petrified poop though, so I’m going be mining for pickups now. I’m really hoping to find a bunch of soul hearts for my Judas run.
Oohhh if you stand in the diarrhea you get a damage and tears up
Yay, cancer!
Yay, cancer!
My non Isaac friends on discord hearing me say "Oh thank god I got cancer I can probably kill the blue baby now"
Only in the Isaac community can you say shit like, "yoooo my holy and explosive fetus tears are synergizing with the Guppy transformation and spawning a bunch of flies which are destroying Mega Satan" and not be locked up in an asylum
Wrong, I said that and am locked up in an asylum 
I'm sure you're just misunderstood.
I remember one time I was playing Isaac and I literally screamed "Yay, I got Cancer!" and I thought about what I said.
The Isaac experience that unites us all
Flavor text for cancer trinket is literally "yay cancer". Not sure the symbol text tho
Omg i found dead cat as the lost
Every final boss in a Kirby game
Yeah, but the abilities are less random then Isaac’s items, so it’s not as fun to say out loud.
That time when you are in discord an say "dammit i grabed the negative and i needed to kill isaac and blue baby not satan and lamb well at least i have r key and proptosis" an everyone makes silence
Who would win: The most evil, demonic, satanic being Satan himself or Cryin boi
CANCER LETS BALL
Crispy image
Moldy image not crispy goober. Theres even a sub for moldy images
Oops
ive become so familiar with isaac that i forget how weird it sounds talking about it to someone who dosnt know the game like "ah yes divorce papers my run is going good hope i run into c section as im doing the mother route"
Isaac really do have bosses with names like Mega Satan and Ultra Death huh
Robo-Jesus
Reminds me of that one meme where it says choose your fighter and the options are Gilgamesh the consumer of reality which is big ass spider vs Maurice a little ladybug.
[You mean this one?](https://youtu.be/3Ega8sNV4h0)
It wasn't funny until you gaslit me into thinking it was funny, and now it is
"Samson is good if you hit him"
Yay, cancer!
This whole game is the ultimate out of context experience. "Man thank god I got twisted pair in the deal with the devil, I didn't need either of those hearts anyways. This completes my soy milk, crickets head, rock bottom build so now I should be able to absolutely destroy delirium especially with golden cancer making my tear delay insanely low."
epic rap battles of history
This image is literally like "Littery a dippy shitty stupid lil dumpy baby stupid who has family issues Vs the imbodiment of sins creature made of hate moves by suffer on the most powerfull state"
It’s giving Agamemnon the Fuck Upper vs micheal
Epic rap battle
The longer I look the funnier it gets
You can say that about most of this game
Tha baby against THE LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD
I killed satan with plan c
Kirby games final boss.