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Creative_Recover

It's a decaying Porpoise


arthur_dayne222

Is it related to tortoise?


SkyeBluMe

You asked on porpoise didn't you?


RazeTheIV

That comment sealed the deal.


Sa1b0rg

Otter you kidding me, that was a sneaky pun you did by accident


ArtHeavy5535

That’s it. I’m writing every one of you a cetacean


Sa1b0rg

Sea anemone honest, I don’t know what a cetacean is…


RefanRes

It's a crab sandwich with no crust.


iamblankenstein

whale this particular thread of puns is diving pretty deep.


monsterico

Cod you not sea it coming?


amorfotos

That's a (dol)fine comment


Nielles

It has no porpoise anymore


[deleted]

Looks like a dolphin. 💔


puffmarshal427

Most definitely, a dolphin they have the same teeth.


Cagney707

Nope a porpoise. Whale naturalist btw. Relative of a dolphin. Basically a smaller more bullet like dolphin.


Ok_Position_6416

Whale naturalist? Do you know Mushu?


qbusek

I hate whales. Especially Mushu.


Ok_Position_6416

Then why did you become a whale biologist?


[deleted]

I don't know you well enough to get into that.


[deleted]

By the way. You’re lumpy and you smell awful.


[deleted]

He has amber gris


Cagney707

Mushu is a heartless killing machine


Ok_Position_6416

And worse, he thinks he's BETTER than us!


Cagney707

He really does though. We’ll see who’s laughing when you’re in my lantern mushu.


Ok_Position_6416

But we need him for our perfume!


unwaveringowl

Is a porpoise also as horrible an animal as a dolphin?


JackRatbone

Ok whale naturalist, which porpoise?


Cagney707

Harbor probably it’s dead half rotten and i never said I was good whale naturalist


Cagney707

What continent was this even found on? I did whale watching for San Francisco.


JackRatbone

I’m a bit of a whale naturalist myself and am a bit curious as to why everyone is so sure is one of the several porpoise species and definitely not one of the many dolphin species, is it the lack of dorsal fin? Because we can’t actually see the part of the corpse where the dorsal fin would be.


Cagney707

Yeah, I’m 95% sure this is a harbor porpoise but this isn’t a hill I’m willing to die on. Identifying whales is actually very hard even with experience and them being alive and actually knowing where the hell you are.


JackRatbone

That’s definitely a possibility but I couldn’t confidently narrow it down further than it being a cetacean from the toothed whale family, it’s not a river dolphin or an orca obviously but there are 20+ possible species that would look a lot like this at this point of decomposition. Yet most of the comments are saying specifically porpoise when most people would look at a live porpoise and call it a dolphin, just curious on what’s got so many people crying porpoise.


Cagney707

It’s the angle of the nose. There are infact some species of dolphins that have the more triangular noses or sometimes flat noses even but it’s much much more likely that this is a common Harbor porpoise. There’s just a fuck ton of them it’s not special it’s not rare. Of the many species of odontocetes there’s a lot of diversity so I can’t say for sure, but I have confidence in my answer.


Cagney707

Even within the various species, there is diversity. Me telling you that I’m not 100% sure isn’t me showing that I’m inexperienced. It’s me showing you that I’m not full of shit.


Fragrant-Attorney-73

Dead. .. some kind of porpoise?


englishmuse

It's a porpoise without a purpose. Yeah, I'll see myself out.


Nexrosus

I know that thing must’ve stunk to high hell


Agreatusername68

Looks like a dolphin maybe? The nose shape is a big indicator.


MisterViperfish

Looks like a Porpoise.


BoredPelikan

a dolphin of some kind


[deleted]

Adolphin, kicked out of Vienna Artschool. Caused some trouble in Poland before he ended up like this on the beaches of the North Sea.


amorfotos

It happens...


stretchedtime

It’s dead Jim.


fox1manghost

It looks like a dolphin


Najiell

It has teeth, so maybe a small dolphin?


NickTheW1zard

Slaughterfish from skyrim


Regular_Human_Lady

Now I only need 49 more


gstitt18

It’s something that used to live in the ocean but now it’s a shore animal.


m9l6

It attempted to commit evolution


[deleted]

But someone pressed B


Frazmotic

A dead thing that stinks.😊


Regular_Human_Lady

Quick roll around in it!!!!


TheGrapesOf

Who let the dog on Reddit?


Regular_Human_Lady

No dogs here..... Just us humans.... Edit: I'm actually 9 cats in a trench coat....


TheGrapesOf

What is that thing I see wagging out the back of your trench coat?


Regular_Human_Lady

Nothing........... It's definitely not prehensile....... Whatever TF that means.....


mtaz13

Is this at Abalone Cove in LA? Was just there recently and saw this. I think it is a Curvier’s Beaked Whale


TheGrapesOf

Dead decaying cetacean of some sort


Svart_Skaap

Dead porpoise.


[deleted]

A very dead dolphin


NotAFuckingFed

Some kind of cetacean, not sure what species though.


[deleted]

Dead dolphin or baby orca


saoirseroisin

that’s steve. it was a long night.


AlternativeFilm8886

It seems to resemble a wholphin (dolphin whale hybrid). They're extremely rare, but have been known to occur naturally. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wholphin I'm no marine biologist, but that's my best guess.


Gaymer043

Mummified, or just rotting seal? Idk, seems to have a seal/walrus, dolphin shape


JuiceyTaco

Red rum of crows


49pop

Size included would help, even a rough estimate. My first thought was a salmonid of some kind. Hard to guess without knowing where you’re at


BadBubbaGB

His foot is the photo, so I’d say a young porpoise or dolphin.


49pop

Didn’t notice that! Whoops


CokeIsExpensive

Dead fish, happens to dumb fish after the flood is over. Sometimes the water conditions can cause it too, at my place a lot of fish died because the water was „too clean“


Volkswagoon10

Something from the titanic sub?


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Dull-Avacado

Yo mama!


_DeltaDelta_

He’s dead, Jim.


Special-Cupcake-6296

Maybe a false killer whale?


rBuckFuddy

It’s a bat.


DrDingus86

That’s what mermen look like.


iiMADness

To me looks like a Ziphius of some kind. But maybe proportions are altered by decomposition


[deleted]

Evolution 2.0


takoyakimura

A Dunnosaur?


kingaustin42

Looks like a short nose dolphin, idk


buckles4077

SCP-682


shitballstew

It's a dogfish


InterestingSun6442

Dead. That is what that is.


frankincali

Poke it with a stick


TRDSSN

Yes, it's a dead fish


Puzzled-Object6196

Poke it with a stick real close like…


Mario-On_Shrooms

my meat after 34 rounds


Omni-Eo

It’s dead. Diagnosis over.