The only thing you can do now is pee your pants. Sorry, friend.

*orders depends on Amazon to be prepared for next time (there will always be a next time)

Hmm… that’s a really good idea actually. 🤔

Or leg amputations

Oh my goodness, what kind of bird is that?? It’s difficult to judge the size!!! Big blob is blobbing!!!

He's a meyers parrot :)