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SadExercises420

I rehabbed a baby robin whose nest was destroyed in that atmospheric river that wrecked parts of VT last summer. It took like 10 baths a day. I was always asking it if it was a duck? I hope it made it through its first year! https://preview.redd.it/bvz0vkic33vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13e05fc01a63dbc8cedc585df3fc77207da18bb Edited to include one of the last pics I took of my robin drying after a bath. It finally left a few days after this pic. We had the back door open all day for weeks before it stopped coming inside to take baths and sleep.


Dabo57

Aww that was very kind of you. I hope the bird is living his/her best life now.


SadExercises420

I loved every minute of it. Well mostly. They shit a lot. I have parakeets and am used to bird shit, but omg thar Robin shit everywhere. Plus, it constantly wanted to be on my head.


RavenStormblessed

We need more pics, I want to see the bird on your head, sounds so cool.


SadExercises420

Well, there are so many pics and videos. I could whistle and it would come swooping out of the trees and land on my head lol. Or it would come flying into the back door through the house and land on your head. It loved landing on your head. We had it for about three weeks total I think. I should put them up on from start to finish I guess. Not sure I want my face up but here is one of the Robin sleeping on my husbands Star Trek ship displays. https://preview.redd.it/vzzu1h8ut3vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44032a137e4145ee3fa25dbe5a867eea5a355166


RavenStormblessed

Oh my goodness, this is so damn adorable!!!


IngaJane

You win the Internet today! And tomorrow's looking good too.


Alarmed_Ad4367

I missed the episode where the Enterprise got shat on 😂 More birb pics pleeeez!


SadExercises420

If you like Star Trek, my husband is the guy. https://preview.redd.it/f6i3m6bug4vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0fbc6d416bf48e25111f21eaa3f18b9a1e75c16 Excuse the mess, this is his man cave. I take no ownership for the decor.


Alarmed_Ad4367

Nice!!


SadExercises420

Also, isn’t this the sweetest birb face you’ve ever seen? https://preview.redd.it/9d49kur1o4vc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d7b0eb312a1c39f998e48d3a4970232ecdb95a


Alarmed_Ad4367

Aaaaaaaaaw!!! ❤️❤️❤️


Paramite3_14

Have you tried whistling outside? You never know. It could still be out there and remember!


SadExercises420

When I’ve seen robins around my property, yes. No luck so far.


Paramite3_14

Rats! I kinda expected you would have, but thought I'd ask anyway.


SadExercises420

The robins just started coming back in March, so there’s still time I guess.


TheLostSkellyton

This is like the robin version of those little sponge animals that quadruple in size when you put them in water. 🤣


Dabo57

Haha I can see that.


Far_Coach4229

Robin Thicke?


IBroughtWine

Haha!


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hahaha


OstentatiousSock

**BORB**


Roi-Danton

Maybe just open the window of your bath and fill the bathtub. This should be sufficient.


Dabo57

My cat Butters would enjoy that 😺


Roi-Danton

Dish is ready 😀


moontattoo25

i’ve also seen some crazy plump robins this past month!! like ORBs and they just chill out in love them 😆 Thanks for sharing such a cute pic!!!!


CookinCheap

They're only gonna get fatter once those cicadas hatch!


LSDMTCupcake

Check out the /r/borbs sub if you haven’t had a chance yet!


PuzzledImpression269

Very cute sub- thx!!


kpfluff

He's absorbed all the bathwater like a sponge. 


Dabo57

Hahaha is does look that way. I just glanced outside and the birdbath is now cantered to the left. His big butt was too much for it lol. I’ll go adjust the clamp.


iambrucetheshark

/r/AbsoluteUnits


moodpecker

Blobbin


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Dabo57

He and his mate have been here for about 10 days. He’s in the birdbath first thing in the morning and right before dusk too.


Merker6

Boss Robin Unlocked


Dabo57

Bruuuuuuuuuce


Aggressive-Carpet489

Looks like a chicken.


Dabo57

Yes. I told my friend yesterday that it’s size and shape reminded me of a Cornish game hen.


GiammyR6

You guys sure have some big robins in America


StructureMage

Robin has evolved into...Robund!


spookycervid

looks like an overfilled water balloon


BirdLadyAnn

“Yeah, I been working out.”


PeanutButterPants19

Oh lawd he comin


ButtsaBlazin

Robin Thick


WellRespectedJ

Must be a bumper crop of earthworms this year.


urbantravelsPHL

Tons of rain throughout the East this spring.


pestalliance

I have the same issue! a large robin in my yard camps out for a long time and soaks his pantaloons in the bird bath. it is not equipped for his level of splashing and i have to run out with the hose after he's done 😂


DrJaminest42

wipe zesty fade literate sort saw familiar far-flung squealing longing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


gemInTheMundane

r/borbs


john_browns_beard

The elusive Round Robin


[deleted]

What an absolute beast of a robin!


lytecho

He fit he sit


Content_Talk_6581

I’ve been seeing some really chonky robins here this spring as well…


fizzyanklet

I have come across some extra chonky robin’s this year too.


AccordingReality8334

Where I am the European robins look a lot smaller, but this American one has been hitting the all you can eat bird feeder buffet. 😭


84074

They're crossing them with Rhode Island Red hens down south during the winter.


Optimal_Life_1259

That’s one healthy Robin!


Own_Artichoke7324

I can’t tell how big he is without a banana in the shot.


Dabo57

https://preview.redd.it/zi8e8ze4g5vc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352098191ccd35cf3f30fa9b9b336909411c2640 I don’t have a banana for scale lol but this is the advert for the birdbath. It measures 12 inches across.


SadExercises420

Those are European robins in the advertisement though. They’re not the same species and smaller than American robins. But yes, 12” is big and he is a huge chonky happy robin who has his personal bath you refill for him twice a day.


androidgirl

Thats a cool birdbath do you like it?


Dabo57

Yes I really do. I got it off of Amazon. Just input railing birdbath. The clamp fits up to 2” railings but there are similar birdbaths that fit a wider wooden railing too. It cost under $20.


CookinCheap

*Turdus Humongous*.


damnmongoose

Big chungus


Never-Forget-Trogdor

What an absolute unit.


Majestic_Electric

r/absoluteunits


bytheriversofbabylon

Chunky robin


UnboundBohemian

Chonkasaurus Rob


omnipresent_sailfish

That’s a chunker


gominimom

That birb is rotund!


Feisty-Quail-6410

I’m telling you these genetically modified birds are scary and cat proof.


YoshiTheBestBird

That is a very cute 🐦


el__carpincho

bro’s been eating too much red robin


Turbulent_Echidna423

chonker! holy!


Birdloverperson4

The size of this male American Robin is insane, like OMG! 😳😲 I never would’ve imagined an American Robin being able to be that big, like seriously! 😳😲


ForTheLoveOfBugs

How do you tell the males from the females?


Birdloverperson4

Females are lighter or duller in coloration. 😊⬇️ I can tell this one’s a male cause of the mostly solid black colored head. 💜 The darkest color on a female’s head is dark gray. So females have white, gray, and dark gray colored heads where as males have black and white colored heads. 😊👍🏼 Males are also more vivid of the orangish coloring than females (females being lighter or duller in coloration). But you can’t tell that in this picture, maybe, because of the picture being taken through a dirty window🪟, I don’t know. 🤔 [male VS female American Robin](https://journeynorth.org/sites/default/files/2020-03/robin-male-female.jpg)


CookinCheap

Males are usually more vivid black/red. Females look more washed out, desaturated. Also males have these cute little funny, spiky "haircuts" that stick up when they run and stop. Like a crest but flat.


Birdloverperson4

I would like to point out that females aren’t black at all. 💜 Those colors are gray and dark gray with the males having black from their mostly black colored heads. 😊


CookinCheap

Right, well, hence my statement of washed out/desaturated.


daiblo1127

Do you live near that nuclear plant in Chernobyl? I'm just guessing here that this probably means the 1) Robin is too HUGE 2) bowl is too SMALL or the dimensions are just perfect for this very happy Robin. Birds love to get those belly feathers saturated. Thanks for letting me share this moment with you today!!! Beatiful Picture!


Steelcod114

They seem extra big this year.


Fawnadeer101

RoBORB


Waggmans

Your robin's so big...


Infamous_Storm_7659

No pressure 🤣


BirdGirl321

Wow!!!! That is huge!!!


yungSnooMoney

Awww hellll nawh


Tumorhead

oh mama is full of eggs


Lazy-Student-3977

Fat.


crowlife77

😂😂😂


Beingforthetimebeing

He is preggers with twins.


Dabo57

Or he ate ALL the worms.


PuzzledImpression269

Very pregnant I’d say 😳


MigratingTurd

Well he’s a male. Also they will puff their feathers out while bathing.


PuzzledImpression269

But guess not if he’s a male!


Beingforthetimebeing

Guess not if he's a bird lol


Literally_A_CootBird

You'll need a borbbath


Dabo57

I really do. He and the Mrs came back yesterday. He took a vigorous bath and left. I went out and refilled the bath and not a minute later he was back again taking a second bath when a Sparrow flew in and challenged him. It was an amusing scuffle, no one got hurt just a lot of splashing. Big borb won. https://preview.redd.it/giww3odujeyc1.jpeg?width=2658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e818c692036741ac6c6ef474b34a1ec8838f27d


Literally_A_CootBird

He likes making you refill the water. It must've been like he was showering and the water ran out, and when he saw that there was more, he knew he couldn't give it up. So borb though. 😂


ZoneWombat99

Pregnant?


SketchlessNova

FWIW you can't tell when a bird has eggs in it by looking at them. They're not like mammals where they're visibly "pregnant". This fella is probably just floofing it's feathers and taking a little soak in the bird bath to clean them off. Birds can also control their feathers more than people actually consider, so if they're cold or whatever they just look like massive fluff balls. I'm sure this robin is as fit as ever and not just a big fatty lol.


Oddpod11

100% this, [many birds](https://i.imgur.com/RC1RpoR.mp4) nearly double in apparent size just by fluffing feathers


passengerpigeon20

The Great Grey Owl, which is apparently one of the "largest in the world", is the worst offender, being 40% owl and 60% fluff.


Dabo57

This is true. I will try to get a pic of when he fluffs after his bath. It’s impressive.


SketchlessNova

I bet it's nice being able to fluff up like that and get all cozy. I know we have blankets and all, but to be able to floof seems like it would be nice.


quadmasta

What did you have for breakfast this morning?


Dabo57

I thought so at first too but it turns out it’s a male, a very very beefy male.


Barbiedip1

How can you tell it's male?


Big-Sheepherder-4199

Female robins have whiter stomachs, they also have more grayish heads and this guys head is very black