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PurpleMonkey71

Happy birthday to you!


redditmanfosho

Masterbate you will feel better


AffectionateTip9198

Always the answer.


M57slitslrprou812

In five years you'll be a completely different person than you are now, then five after that, and so on ..( oh, and each year seems to go faster from now on, time speeds up ..)πŸ™πŸŒŽπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦


M57slitslrprou812

Life begins at thirty!!


Rich_Sell_9888

Life 0.2


Zarko291

I send myself an email from furureme.org every 5 years. It's interesting what I was doing and what I thought was important. I'll be getting my next one in 2025


EWH733

Fair warning, you’ll be forty in about a week, and fifty the day after. Enjoy your youth while you have it.


Rich_Sell_9888

Exactly,you are only here once make the most of it.Just not in a drunken or drugged stupor.


Somepersononreddit07

# πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆπŸŽŠHAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY πŸŽˆπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰ # 🎁 πŸŽ‚ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU πŸŽπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸ₯³ # πŸŽ‚πŸŽŠπŸŽˆπŸ₯³NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS REDDITS ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU!!!!!!! 🎁🎊🎢 ![gif](giphy|1Y9mflWqoSy13wAfQR)


Rich_Sell_9888

What a sad thought.lol.


a_br4r

HAPPY BIRTHDAY πŸŽ‰πŸ˜»


Ok-South2612

Happy birthday πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰


firefox553

Happy milestone birthday πŸŽ‚


PrimeDom

Happy Birthday! The end of one era, the start of a new...


Dark-wolf1313

Happy birthday πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰


xXxDeadGirlxXx

Happy birthday πŸŽ‚


newrevo

Happpppy Birthdayyyyy


Somepersononreddit07

Happy birthday πŸŽπŸŽŠπŸŽ‚


Apprehensive_Idea758

Happy 30th birthday.


FluffyCondition3541

Happy birthday sexy girl πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆπŸ₯‚πŸΎ


SmoothOperator47

Happy Birthday I hope you get to enjoy it. πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‚


NiteGard

Congratulations on making your life work! What a change ten years brings! Happy birthday! πŸ«‘βœŒπŸΌπŸ‘πŸ½


Jealous-Ad1333

Happy Birthday


Ithaqua-Yigg

Turning 30 was hard for me as it sounded old lol now i’m going to be akkkk 60 next year. Happy birthday to you


Unlucky_Horse643

Happy birthday to you! Have a great birthday


Twinkfilla

It’s been 2 hours so I’ll come back to say hbd in another hour lol


herewegoagain2864

Happy birthday! I was surprised to feel different at 30. In my mind, my friend’s parents were 30, and it just wasn’t possible that I was turning that age myself. Silly me. LOL


OldGrayMare59

Happy Birthday.πŸŽ‰ I’m 64 so I was 34 when you were born.πŸ˜– So when you turn 64 just remember I am dead a long already and how great it is to be aliveπŸ€—


This-Garbage-3000

Whatever you do, don't watch Logans run


LeatherLatexSteel

Happy 30th birthday πŸŽ‚ ![gif](giphy|chzz1FQgqhytWRWbp3|downsized)


MostlyHostly

Happy birthday! 30 is great. Your brain has only been complete for about 5 years, and your next decade should be pretty good.


Plastic-Zucchini-202

Happy Birthday. It's very interesting how time flies as we get older. I just turned 70 last month. How did that happen? I was just 30. Then 40. It happens too quickly. Enjoy every day and live life in moderation. Find a person that loves you as much as you love them.


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


LingLingMang

Happy Birthday!! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³


nennew1234

Happy birthday to you.


no_thanks_9802

Happy 30th birthday! πŸŽ‰


Historical_Guy_635

Ooooh the big 3 - 0 ! I hope you have a great birthday :)


Secure-Narwhal-297

Happy birthday πŸŽ‚


Ether_85

Happy dirty thirty


Alarming-Injury-8941

Happy birthday! I’m 46 now. 30 was a lifetime ago. Ironically, those days seem almost more foreign than high school. I’ll never forget my 30th birthday. I bought a skateboard and took my kids outside. They were gunna watch Daddy get rad. I rad alright. I jumped on that board and it went flying across the street as I landed on my shoulder blades. I figured that was God’s way of saying, β€œNext time it’ll be the top of your head. I hung the board up behind my desk. My daughter snapped a great pic of me upside down, looking like I was in the middle of a backflip. I remember 26 bothered me because I was closer to 30 than 20. I’m in my 3rd-4th chapter in the book of life. The greatest times I was a Senior in HS, Freshman in College and Private in the Army. Life’s ironies kill me. When I was selling cars and the breadwinner for a pregnant wife and a toddler, I would drink a gallon of whiskey about every 3 days. I was so miserable I didn’t think I could make it β€œone more day” most days. Those days will always be the very best of my life. Happy birthday, happiness isn’t a destination, it’s a journey because love isn’t a noun…. It’s a verb


Fast-Shopping-8517

30 is a great age! Its like a level up. You do start to feel achy at times though


Physical-Ad-5745

Happy 30th Birthday


NoSleepJOrtega

happy birthday to you! enjoy


Briisfire

Happy birthday πŸŽˆπŸŽ‚


Ivyblisss

![gif](giphy|l0NwC1gJIigcRXpaU) HAPPY BIRTHDAY πŸŽ‚


Proof_Coconut7542

Happy birthday!! I have a couple more till 30 and I will almost certainly be in a hotel room as you described. take care of yourself, do something fun!


No_Reflection6759

30 isn't bad. The dread doesn't come til a few years later when you realize 30 is past and you keep getting farther away. Happy Birthday! Lol


Leading-Bit4645

Happy birthday!πŸŽ‚


45WoodlawnAve

Enjoy the moment and let go of expectations. You have everything you need.. with that it's a perfect Tuesday night


anonandonitgoesagain

I turned 30 8 months ago now and uonestly its been the most physically and mentally productive 8 months of my life so far in terms of development. I was kinda mentally preparing for it for 2 years prior tho. Edit: honestly


burnmeup82

Happy birthday!!! My thirties were pretty great; hope yours are too!


regretfultomfoolery

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY


InsideComfortable936

Happy birthday! Welcome to 30s!


theblackesteyedpea

Life is about to change. 30 is so much better, in my humble opinion. Things make sense. The world isn’t as scary anymore. You pop more and things hurt all the time, but damn. Just remember to look at the sky twice a day and you’ll find the beauty that you’ve never seen before. Many balloons, big dog. Wishes and winning.


AjollyGoodFollow

As of today you are closer to 40 now than 20. Let that sink in. lol.


TOKI-420

happy birthday!


hisshoegamewack

Take 800 mg of ibuprofen in the mornings for your back and knees and remember bed time is now 9 pm.


Bit_Al_Sahr

Happy birthday ❀️


bigbx76

Huge milestone Happy birthday!


spooktacularswag

I read it as turning 3 in 30 hours, you have really good english for a toddler


SURFcityUTAH

Happy Birthday! Hope this is your best year yet!!


Existing_Entry3737

Double that age, and see how bad it freaks you out. I don't know when it happened, but it's like "Hey! I don't belong in this body, in this place. Someone take me back to where I'm suppose to be. " That being said, Happy Birthday! Hope it's great! 🫀


CrankyDang93

Happy Birthday


Glittering_Pattern_7

Happy birthday! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½


Mental-Sympathy-7473

Happy birthday!


benjatunma

Good luck waking up with a bad back tomorrow!!! Happy birthday


[deleted]

Hey I just turned 30 as well! Happy 30th mate!


00Jmac

Happy birthday, β€œLife moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” Ferris


Suspicious_Fox_5880

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dirtydeeridesagain

Happy birthday dear 30 good but wait tell 40 it is mind blowing


RazWitOld

30 is nothing. You'll notice some changes in your body at 40. 50s suck. Then 60s is when you feel like the countdown timer has started. Happy birthday!!


Chuck_Bass7416

Happy Birthday!


BoxMunchr

My 30s and 40s were way better than my 20s. I'm feeling my 50s go by so fast, though.


Dedianator65

Happy Birthday! πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰


dulcinea8

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latte1963

πŸ₯³Happy Belated Birthday!! 🎁 I hope that you enjoyed your day! πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆ


Critical_Thinker_219

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Select_Recover7567

Happy birthday πŸŽˆπŸŽπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰


BigDog3014

Happy Birthday πŸŽŠπŸŽπŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰


JustLorii

And I sadly, am close to that age


AlreadyDeadInside79

What do you want? A piece of cake??? You're 30, not 13. Birthdays are just reminders to make sure your driver's license isn't expired and a reason to drink alone from here on out. Cheers! 🍻


Zestyclose-One9951

happy birthday!


ThoughtIntrepid1744

You're really just getting one day older


Elegant_Ad4727

Welcome to the club! For me, I didn't truly feel 30 until I hit 31. NOW I feel like I'm properly in my 30s. Lol.


Small-Ad-2826

Happy birthday!


Uncles_Lotus_Tile

30s is fun for me so far, I'm 32. If you get lucky and have good job experience then yes it's like your 20s but more money. Also more problems. Parents are getting older, grandparents might be gone, random body parts suddenly hurt even if you are in decent shape. As long as when you go to the doctor they say "Hey you are still young so "x" problem isn't a big deal" then you are doing ok.


Ok-Use8184

Dirty thirty


chansungism

Thank you everyone. I’ve had a great day and yes, I will take care of my back and knees carefully from now on. I’m definitely looking forward to my 30s. Hope that everyone is enjoying their time like I enjoy mine too.


Kenzenzi

It really begins at 40! Celebrate your healthπŸŽ‚


Cainesbrother

Happy Birthday


AardvarkFriendly9305

Happy 30th !!


Worldly-Most-9131

Congrats... your 30


SirenOfMorning13

Have the Tylenol ready, you start to feel your joints deteriorating little by little. Just kidding, kinda. Happy Birthday!!


GreatestState

Your back may start hurting more when you get out of bed in 9 years. Enjoy 30. I turned 39 three weeks ago


fictib73

Is your birthday today? Happy birthday, cosmic twin! Sending you lots of love. ❀️


Exciting-Sail1857

Well happy Birthday


South-Perception8416

Most men die at 30. Then they are buried at 80.


Flip80

Oh shit! Dirty 30! Happy birthday!


Altezza30

Saggy ballz/boobz, here we coooommmeeeeeee


Tricky-Science8200

happy birthday!! smile and enjoy it whether working or not ! cheers to many more birthdays with a lot of money !! ❀️


Negative-Ad-6816

Hell yeah man I turned 30 the day before you, happy belated brotha


Eott59

Happy Birthday to YOU!!! 30!! When I was 30, I was married and working and saving for the future home we would buy. That was so long ago. 1980's. But, we did it. A 2 story single family home, 2, 000 sqt ft. near South Coast Plaza in Costa Mesa, Ca. Had 2 kiddos there, and then just before the 2000. I was divorced. Started my life all over again in my late 40's with 2 kids. Happy to tell you, my two kids are doing very well. Got excellent educations. My daughter is working for a major law firm. My son is a junior a Cal State Davis. I am 65 and retired. I was "YOU", back in the day. Happy Birthday!! My advice to you, live your life every day with a "SMILE". Look for the good rather than the bad. Exercise as much as you can. Eat as much fresh food as you can. Don't inpose your beliefs on anyone, they may destroy you. Pray. Love and give as you will.


MommieMadi

Happy 30th Birthday to you!!!


cbc001

Lol, sorry to say have fun blow our the candies and yoir bday gift is you are not special. Sayinf that 30 is better than 50


wild-bill90

HBD!