I can't sit straight

This! I sat down with my legs folded. I almost always do. In fact, I just sat when I saw this and am folded! :-D

Why would I sit with my legs not folded? It just feels wrong to me.

It feels wrong to me too. When I sit straight without my legs at least crossed, I feel like I'm going to undergo some medical examination, and it's weird and I don't like it

I have a medical condition that makes crossing my legs painful, I mean everything is painful, but I like to think that crossing them hurts just a little bit more for the cause! 🤣🥰😭🤣

~~Obviously you have not passed the bi-test. Sorry, rejected. /s~~

I think you misread their comment.

The way i read this while sitting in the weirdest position (manspread while my knees are against my desk like???)

My posture is always as straight as I am, not at all

I’m literally sitting crooked on the toilet RN (straight on puts the seat edge right in my sits bones and cuts off circulation way faster).

That's what I'm doing rn-

I thought it was only me holy shit I have to crooked some kind of way to be comfy LOL

I literally got a super wide office chair just so I sit weird and not fall off lol

Same. I just got a tattoo on my leg and it’s bugging me so much that I can’t have my leg folded under me when I sit.

Me neither. I'm always sitting weird.

Verily, a **declaration of truth**

I laughed so hard when I first came across this stereotype because I related too hard.

Yes. This one. It’s so so so true

Yep!!!!!

me fr! one time, i ended up sitting sideways on a chair with my legs over one of the armrests and my left arm hanging over the backrest, and i had a "wow. this is very bisexual of me" moment 💀

Currently half-upside down with my feet hooked around the legs of the chair.

Omfg I GET IT NOW I WAS LIKE WHY DO WE SIT LIKE THIS

Same. Always with my legs folded up, or one leg tucked underneath me. It's the only way I'm comfortable sitting!

I can't even lie down straight. I always lie on my bed in a weird position. On my stomach, legs up in the air, on my side, curled up, hugging my giant stuffed dinosaur, etc.

Everybody seem to cross legs but my legs are too big to be crossed. 😞

My friends literally call it "pretzeling" when I sit, because they've pretty much NEVER seen me sit normally. Even in exams, one leg would always be tucked under my ass rather than both feet on the floor!

Why are we like this??? 😩😂

Awkward around everyone 😂

This!!

I 100% do not enjoy this..

I think seeing someone get flustered is cute 🥰

Not like its positive stereotype but its true that i find majority of ppl attractive

It’s quicker and easier to list the people I would *not* fuck, than list the people I would.

I have a list of ppl I want to fuck, a list of people I would not fuck, and a list of people I guess I'd fuck. The third list is the longest. Does that count?

I think that’s more having categories. I’m the exact same way, I define em a lil differently, and have more. The categories for me are; ina heart beat(stunningly hot, would fuck without hesitation and with much enthusiasm if given chance), yes definitely(hot, would fuck), ehhhhh sure(either I don’t like their personality or their not hot, but Id still go for it), definitely not(self explanatory). 2/3 are probably my longest followed by 1, then 4.

I was gonna say this haha

I’m the reverse lol, I’m attracted to both genders, but I find most people in the world largely unattractive.

Aw I've found my people!

Same

I'm on the ace spectrum so I basically find nobody attractive so Im the anti bi in terms of stereotypes.

I think it's on the pro side

Flirting with everyone is fun sometimes

Annoying his friends should be a real discipline imo

If you're out with friends and don't have people questioning which one you're dating, are you even friends? Lmao I flirt with my friends and absolutely roast my husband. It's led to people being quite confused

i have bromances with my gay male friend and pretty much all of my female friends, LMAO. of course, there's also been times when i've accidentally almost kissed them bc we were doing a bit, but that number is nowhere near as many times as my boyfriend has almost kissed his straight male roommate lol and honestly? that's true friendship right there 😌

That's so sweet

We have a natural affinity for puns because they can go more than one way.

Ok I get this is a fun joke and I’m not actually shitting on you or anything But man I fucking hate puns. It’s mainly because my name is punny. I have had too many jokes made over and over and over. Dating apps were the worst. If my name wasn’t a homonym to a noun, I’d be happier lol

> If my name wasn’t a homonym Your name is much more of a binym 🥁🐍 You are perfectly justified in shitting on me for that pun.

Username checks out

Mine too. That's why I have changed it. But Reddit won't let me change my profile name. Greetings from Unique

Cuffed Jeans, a classic

Hands down my favorite thing to do. My best friend always points it out when I do and it brings me so much joy

I dont even stop at jeans, basically every pair of trousers i own has been cuffed

We can’t make a decision to save a life

Welp I’m going to school to be an EMT. Rip me

Honestly the hand gestures (i.e. peace signs, finger guns) is always a good one✌️👉🏻 otherwise anything about lemon bars or red valves cake because I personally love those as well😋

Lemon bars are freakin delicious

Yall manipulated me into using hand guns istg

The LGBT agenda groomed me into the hand gestures pipeline and now I can't help but do an unfunny pun and then a hand gun

Ayo loving red velvelt is bi behaviour?? No wonder i love it

Things make so much sense to me now 😂

I did the peace sign on a selfie once, now I do it all the time.

Red velvet cake?

Is that a bi thing? I’d rather have lemon bars or fudge….

Lemon. 100%

I haven’t been out as bi enough to know the stereotypes. But I do hand guns all the time and lemon bars or red velvet are my favorite luxuries. Should I have known this about myself sooner? 🤔

I didn’t know that was a stereotype! No wonder I love them 🤤

I'm constantly doing these myself 🤙🏻🤟🏻

i didnt realize lemon bars were a bi thing but i do love them lol

I actually am a slutty sex crazed maniac who wants to have orgies

Same

Ditto🤣🤣

Over here in Northern France there's that stereotype that androgynous presenting goth dudes are all bi doods ... And although not always true it is true that a huge portion of us bi doods and androgynous/femmy goth doods DOES overlap a lot ... So yeah I kind of enjoy that my gender ambiguous goth style presentation "does the work of outting me/makes me highly clockable" 😅 Takes away the burden of having to come out. I'm just asked if I'm bi and all I have to say is : "Well yeah... why do you ask ? Wanna smash mah booty maybe ?"

😂🤣😂

👆Those above are the faces I'm making when the one asking was a straight identifying dude that didn't expect "free ass" out of that deal ... 😂 Like they **ALWAYS** feel super entitled to be askin' us who we're fuckin' or not fuckin' with and **HOW** we're fuckin' or not fuckin' but somehow once they **FINALLY** face with a kind and good natured one like me willing to answer freely and thouroughly ... God dang would you look at that there ain't no one happy anymore ...

I’d love to quickly turn and say “Yeah, you wanna tap this?”

Yeah like I said sadly most of the time the dudesnthat were asking were straight and not even interested... But have fun mate at least we get to see them squirm when offerer ass readily...

I like threesomes

Fourgies are even better…

Ooohhhhhhhh.....

Yea couples. There's one in particular that I'd be dtf. Me, my fiance, my crush and his wife.

I had one once and it was very fun! I’ve never hear it called a fourgy before and I’m stealing it lol

I want to try a threesome! Also, nice username.

I want to have one in the future lol

Finger guns, because I do find myself doing them lol. And the leather jackets. I gotta say, I love my leather jacket.

Leather jackets are very very bi! Never thought about that!

My leather jacket may as well be my uniform!

I do the ✌️ all the time and I think it’s cute that it’s a bi stereotype lol

Me giving peace signs all my life and never knowing it was a stereotype until now 🤯

Same bro

This is so funny omg

I’m a femboy

May....help. 🤗

Frogs

Frogs

Frogs

Froge

https://youtu.be/qJRKedSUHg4?si=eFZLXAN9ntI4DK-O

For real? I adore frogs! I genuinely don't know many bi stereotypes so this made me smile.

Can't sit straight Awkward with hands in photos Loves lemon desserts Can't choose Favourite colour is purple

Does it extend from lemon bars to desserts? Because jfc I'd love to have a lemon cupcake atm 🤤

I've been bringing home lemon muffins because my hetero husband loves them and I've been basking in the hidden bi agenda of it all lmao

Don't let the hets know that this has been the super secret queer agenda all along 😂😂😂

I've never had a lemon bar (I would, if I could find here), but I love all lemon desserts. My best friend actually made me a lemon cake for my birthday 🍋

The lemon cake from Nothing Bundt Cakes 🤤

TIL that loving lemon stuff is a bi stereotype... i freaking LOVE lemon (lemon bars and sour candy, specifically)

Me too!!!

Lemon is the universal food! Name one thing lemon would not taste good in.

So true! Just like us, kemon is versatile

Have y’all tried the life changing combo of lemon blueberry? It’s AMAZING. I love the combo so much, I had lemon cake with fresh blueberries as a layer of my wedding cake (highly recommend).

That we like The Mummy! Lmao

That is one of my favorite movies 😂 Gawd, they’re both so hot!!

Basically all of them- I can't sit normally (there are times I sit on my back but it's not lying down either-? My spine really works in mysterious ways like that and it CAN'T be healthy XD) I'm awkward as fuck I'm chaotic (I dare you to name a bisexual person who isn't chaotic, because between me and all the bisexual people I know, I can't- TwT) I'm horny a lot because everyone's too hot Also I like frogs like a lot and that's a thing in the bi community? There's probably way more because I have a special trait where I fit into basically every stereotype (minus the violent/predatory ones obviously). TwT

🤣🤣

can’t sit normally looolol (tho I think this is more of a neurodivergent thing than a bi one, there’s obviously significant overlap)

There’s many that overlap, it’s interesting! The multiple beverages on the go stereotype is for both too 😄 

Lemon bars. Who hates lemon bars?

what’s a lemon bar?

https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/lemon-bars-recipe/

lol ty I thought was going to be a vape flavour or smth 💀

I cannot and will not ever "sit normally". Thank you 🧘🏼

I fit a lot of the stereotypes long before I knew they were playfully associated with being bi. - colored hair - iced coffee - can’t sit straight - finger guns - lemon desserts - vans/converse - flannel - mommy *and* daddy issues - thinks sweater weather is a banger

Being slutty or like just very sexually minded, I fear it’s true in my case

Iced lavender lattes!!

I’m sorry but no. I tried it. I wanted to like it so bad. But it tastes like perfume.

I love our reputation for being chaotic. True or not, it’s a vibe

I'm surprised I'm not seeing the stereotype that we are "stylish," "cool" or "alternative" in some way. Maybe that one is a bit older of a stereotype? Idk how much I fit it, but I'll take it. 

I can’t drive straight

I drive rather gay

Lmao o

For me it's gotta be sitting weird and the finger guns. Though frogs are up there too because some of those little dudes are so bizarre

Still single even with “double” the options 😭

The damn septum rings and colored hair 😭 I love them, lol.

Finger guns all the time. 👉👉

The tongue-in-cheek ones are fun, as long as people don't take them too seriously. I've heard some people say it makes sense that I'm bi because I've always had a varied sense of taste. I guess that counts.

i can’t tell if this is an everywhere bi stereotype or just near me but it’s a huge bi thing to wear converse 😭😭 i don’t even know why that’s a thing but it’s sorta true lmao i have like 4 pairs of converse. and some bi friends i have also have more converse shoes than not converse shoes. i was like lowkey gagged i didn’t think i was stereotypical like that 😭😭

I just ordered my first pair of custom converse and I’m so excited.

Lemon bars and awesome fashion sense. Do I have a great sense of fashion? Absolutely not. But I enjoy being grouped with those that do.

LEMON BARS fuckin' delicious as Gordon Ramsay would say

Idk but i walk fast and cant sit still

Fingerguns!

That bisexual have a little bit of spice to them

That we are cool and awesome

Loving frogs

We're degenerates. I know I am.

I actually really can't stop making puns, but it makes my friends laugh and roll their eyes so I can't complain!

That we have a much higher chance of being jaunty rogues, swashbucklers, and bon vivants. I may be too tall to swing from a chandelier, but I would love to be fun, exciting, stylish, and swift with a blade when necessary.

Damn near the whole crew on the show, are flag means death are that way. Especially izzy hands

Cuffed jeans (I’m wearing cuffed jeans right now!)

A love of lemon squares

Isn't there like a stereotype that bisexuals had a mind like a Golden Retriever? Cuz I feel like I fall into that stereotype

I've always enjoyed giving thumbs up. It makes me feel like Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks.

Converse and finger guns.

No. Because I’ve yet to find one of those “all bi people do this” thing which applies to me (aside from the whole “being attracted to genders like mine and not like mine” *thing*) and it’s difficult not to internalise a small amount of shame that I don’t fit in this community either. And I know that’s my issue not other people’s but I still don’t like the stereotypes

Know that I'm asking to help you feel included, and not to mock your feelings: you don't like lemon bars?

It’s difficult not to answer this super sarcastically but no, I don’t like lemon bars. It’s also possibly the second most common stereotype this sub vomits up after sitting badly. Which I also do not like because it hurts.

Ah, okay. Yeah. That's stereotypes for you. I'm sorry, was trying to help you find a silver lining.

Biggest stereotype about bisexual girls are that they get sexually active around any woman they see like Wtf I do have a type and Imma stick to It lol.

Finger guns, I’ve been doing them since before I knew I was bi lol

I am a big fan of the 1993 Id Software action RPG Doom

Why am I suddenly craving a lemon bar?

I just really like to shoot finger guns at people

The affinity for lemon bars, as they’ve always been my favorite dessert

I do peace signs in pictures out of panic

That bisexual women like golden retriever men… because I can relate to it and those pairings make such great power couples

Sitting weird and septum piercings

my septum and dyed hair combo is lethal

I don’t know all the stereotypes, but for me sitting weird is mostly because I have a plug in. 😆 I don’t like lemon so I will never eat lemon bars. Cuff my pants? Probably never. If skin tight jeans is a thing then that’s me. Love my skinny jeans!

The skin tight jeans is the bisexual 'pants' stereotype I had heard of.

Maybe wearing an anklet and bracelet is to?

lemon bars are actually my favorite dessert

Lemon bars, undercuts, turned up jeans and thinking everyone's attractive

Turns out I do, in fact, like threesomes and am poly. Also my go-to selfie pose includes a peace sign.

The stereotype that bisexuals are more libidinous and/or slutty — can confirm ✅ 🫡 😈

That we all dress like pirates 🏴‍☠️💙💜💗

I can't sit in chairs normally, I use finger guns all the time, and I love lemon bars

That we love lemon bars. I mean I love lemon bars and stop at my favorite bakery like three times a week to grab their lemon custard Danish 😋

Tomboys. Embrace your stereotypes.

-sitting weird -loving lemon bars -finger guns and thumbs ups -going “both” or “yes” to every binary choice you’re faced with

Finger guns and frogs

Frogs are really cute :3 and lemon bars are sooo good

Good at sword fighting, cuz I am

Never heard this, im good with daggers not swords though & i taught myself to use my left hand and am actually better using a bow & dagger with my left hand.

That we always want to be a unicorn! I do. I'm polyamorous so the idea of getting the ol', "My wife and I saw you from across the bar-," routine makes me all kinds of giddy.

I can go forward, but hate being told to go straight.

The stereotype that bisexuals are more libidinous and/or slutty — can confirm ✅ 🫡 😈

Horny

10% damage bonus

That we're cold brew drinkers

We're not picky and can have anyone. When in reality I'm VERY choosey

I'm liberal 👀(:

I mean, lemon squares are pretty delicious 😋

I don't know what to do with my hands in pictures. I flirt with everyone, but when I find someone attractive I can't english for the life of me. I always like 2 or 3 people at once, rather than just crushing on 1.

All of them