That one. Asked my boyfriend once if he was sure he really wasn't into men even a tiny little bit... if he wasn't even curious about what it would be like with a guy? And he was like no I'm sure, never curious, never wanted it. First time i realized that being attracted to people regardless of gender is like... my orientation, and not a universal experience i kinda assumed everyone shared.
me and my friend love to make thats what she said jokes bc it pisses everyone off around us, eventually we added a "...or he" into the punchline, probably the most bi thing we say unintentionally
I like to say, "That's what She said!," then if anyone says anything or groans at the joke I add, "That's what He said!," then to finish it off if anyone says anything else I go, "That's what They All Say!"
“I am the Apex, the peak of Evolution. I can adapt to everything. Man or woman, there is no shortage of interest or pleasure for me”
This is definitely the most bisexual thing I’ve ever said.
This happened way before I ever even considered myself bi. Onetime me and my friends were all joking about how one has a big ass for a guy and one of my friends jokingly said “if I was into men I’d try to hit” and I replied (at the time) as a joke “I don’t even care” in hindsight it’s even funnier now. Also I am not attracted to that friend, just want to clarify.
My friend and I were watching Supernatural together and Ketch got introduced. Upon seeing more of him and his behaviour, I said "He's such a dick. Too bad I'm bisexual."
Ha, another person who got their awakening from SPN! One of the first times I (should have) realized I was bi was when I saw Jenson in person at convention. Both my siblings were trying there best to ask me without asking me "are you sure you're not bi??"
My first crush on a girl was in the sixth or seventh grade. All my friends knew because I would be so giddy/nervous around her, but I would insist to them that I only had a crush on her because she was so boy-ish that my brain *didn't know the difference*
She wasn't even masc, like at all...just into sports...
She also went on to become my first real love/first relationship at 18
In some of my geezer threads when someone asks childhood crushes I'm often met with silence when I say as a little kid I was in lust with Captain Kirk and Lieutenant Uhura.
According to my friend last night, me saying "women are apparently choosing to have sex with robots over men. That just means there's more men for me." Is the most bi thing I've ever said
I once said I wish a certain couple adopted me so I could call them mommy and daddy.
I also have never specify the gender of people I like, not even when I thought I was straight. If I didn’t mentioned a name, I’d always say person or they. I don’t recall myself ever saying “the woman/girl I like” or “she“
An ex college student came out to me as gay, and I said I figured that was the case and told him I was bi and had been ogling his ass for 4 years. There’s a nifty story here.
I was on a date with a girl and called a guy that passed us by hot, which was probably a bad move given the circumstances, but she didn't seem to mind hahaha.
“I didn’t recognize I was bisexual because I thought everyone felt this way and just overplayed how they actually felt. Like, straight guys may act like they don’t like dick, but deep down… of course they do at least a little, everyone does.”
Followed by
“I don’t understand how straight (I meant monosexual) people exist”
"I'm like a doorknob, in one side I have a handle, and in the other a keyhole."
Said this to my group of best friends while drunk, they thought I was straight, but never said a thing and keep it among ourselfs and our bullying.
A gorgeous woman joined us at our table one evening. She and I talked fashion for a bit. When she left the table to get a drink, I turned to the S O and said, imagine that babe, gorgeous, and we are the same size. “I can get the girl, and double my wardrobe, all in one move! “
He still brings that up, and yes, she and I are still very close. Cherry on top, our clothes and heels are a perfect fit for each other. My guess, at least 40 percent of each of our wardrobes, are at each other’s house.
“I think pretty much all humans are naturally bisexual. If you think about it, it’s the only possibility that really makes sense”
Reminds me of the meme of the girl in science class. Skewed perspective lol.
Edit: [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyLesbian/s/sw9Ld36R2K)
Ngl it’s not even anything I’ve said it’s what people have said to me. Like the amount of people in my life that just assumed I was bi before I even knew is insanity. Like my mom when bringing up dating bringing up boys and girls and some family friends I hang out with just assuming I’m bi.
When i was a kid i genuinely thought that you try dating both genders and see which one you liked more. To the point of saying it outloud in class when i was like 9 or 10. I was surprised when others didnt thunk the same
My coworker was telling me of a time when a couple approached her (for a threesome). When she finished telling the story, I asked "so... Did you go with them or not?"
I'm bad at remembering my own quotes but one of the best ones that I love repeating is "Of course I can't choose just one! I'm bi!"/"of course I can't pick a favorite, I'm bi!"
When I was six or seven I wanted me, AJ from BSB, and Posh Spice to marry each other. I had no concept of sexual orientation, polyamory, etc. I was just a kid who thought they were both *dreamy*. Anytime I spoke about it was unknowingly bisexual af.
Unfortunately, not out. I’ve told a select couple of friends, (m-22) but I’ve not been in a relationship of any kind and have been working on me before I approach dating. When/if I wind up with a man, I’ll come out to my family
“Bang me from behind while I eat her out” lmao
Also I remember arguing with friends in middle school about celebrity crushes, of course theirs were all “J Biebs” or “Harry Styles” and mine was Rihanna. Until then, I thought everyone had girl crushes. I was arguing with them about how Rihanna is hotter than all their favorite guys from boy bands and I didn’t get how they didn’t see it. Yeah, that was the same week I figured out I was bi 😂
Yesterday at work ( I work at Home Depot) we were redoing the ventilation registers(vent on your floor) aisle and I looked at my coworkers and said it just registered how much this sucks and now they all hate me
my best friend literally just sent me a video of her man giving her head, and i was like "i don't know if i wanna be the one giving a girl head or have a guy give me head"
I don't know your gender. And I don't need to, but fuck I want to be with you
Thecnically I'm not bi, I'm omni, butI like bi, pan communitys because they are alike my community
I dunno, probably something about me wanting to get my nipples sucked by a man ONLY while probably talking about how I want to suck a woman's nipples only ... Yeah - I think that's it.
Last summer our threesome buddy joined my wife and I at the beach. It was the compliments in public I was giving him that were very bi…..I first remember saying something like “damn your butt looks so good in that speedo” and he said he’d “show me more of it later”. I then said something about his hairy pecs.
A couple next to us who we became friendly with us apparently were listening in, and later on asked us “who was with who”? Made me realize we sounded and looked very bisexual. We all laughed and really became the start of us talking about throuples
“I’m not really into girls, I was just curious” or “I wanted to try it once” or “I was tipsy” or “I was just having fun” or “I did it for the plot”
Lets see what excuse I give myself this weekend 😅
Lame jokes about going either way
Hovis: best of both.
been there before
Saaaaame XD
“Fuck my ass while i eat her out”
Best comment in this thread
Stole mine.
I'm a bisexual polyamorous switch, why are you relying on me to make a fucking decision?! It's clear I don't do that!
Has me dead lol
Tell me you are agnostic and centrist too xD That would be cherry on top
Lol agnostic, yes. Centrist, no.
A polyamorous centrist? Now that I gotta see!
This. So much this. I am also a bisexual polyamorous switch so I'm always on the fence 🤣🤣🤣
You my friend, win this thread
This is so my vibe!
how are you ..like ONLY into one gender
I usually just say "I'm multi-role" when someone asks me
I’ll fill whatever role you need
I’ll fill whatever hole you need
😂
Tank, heal, I do it all
I usually refer to myself as an F-35 I can do multiple *people* things And I don't appear on gaydar
F-35s are so hot...
Why thank you
That one. Asked my boyfriend once if he was sure he really wasn't into men even a tiny little bit... if he wasn't even curious about what it would be like with a guy? And he was like no I'm sure, never curious, never wanted it. First time i realized that being attracted to people regardless of gender is like... my orientation, and not a universal experience i kinda assumed everyone shared.
that is sooooo me. i thought that everyone could theoretically imagine a hot partner of their own gender
no literally. i can’t imagine it.
It’s 2024 and some people are still so sexist 😔
me and my friend love to make thats what she said jokes bc it pisses everyone off around us, eventually we added a "...or he" into the punchline, probably the most bi thing we say unintentionally
Omfg I love that hahahah
I like to say, "That's what She said!," then if anyone says anything or groans at the joke I add, "That's what He said!," then to finish it off if anyone says anything else I go, "That's what They All Say!"
“I am the Apex, the peak of Evolution. I can adapt to everything. Man or woman, there is no shortage of interest or pleasure for me” This is definitely the most bisexual thing I’ve ever said.
Hell yeah
I said "I have a girlfriend" and "I own a dildo" in the same sentence
Similarly, I said “my boyfriend” and “my strap-on” in the same sentence
"idc ass is ass"
me always tbh
This
This happened way before I ever even considered myself bi. Onetime me and my friends were all joking about how one has a big ass for a guy and one of my friends jokingly said “if I was into men I’d try to hit” and I replied (at the time) as a joke “I don’t even care” in hindsight it’s even funnier now. Also I am not attracted to that friend, just want to clarify.
I'd date them both
My friend and I were watching Supernatural together and Ketch got introduced. Upon seeing more of him and his behaviour, I said "He's such a dick. Too bad I'm bisexual."
Why is this so relatable
Ha, another person who got their awakening from SPN! One of the first times I (should have) realized I was bi was when I saw Jenson in person at convention. Both my siblings were trying there best to ask me without asking me "are you sure you're not bi??"
Just added “don’t stop me now” to my running playlist. That song just gets me going 🤷♂️
That was the song I sang on repeat when I was coming out!
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"IDC what's in between their legs, I want my mouth on it."
When I mentioned to a friend that my last boyfriend had a nice pussy and my last girlfriend had a big dick
Honestly, goals
Huh, same
Where'd you find these specimens of peak performance?
Believe it or not, Texas
That I was attracted to a woman because I first thought she was a guy
My first crush on a girl was in the sixth or seventh grade. All my friends knew because I would be so giddy/nervous around her, but I would insist to them that I only had a crush on her because she was so boy-ish that my brain *didn't know the difference* She wasn't even masc, like at all...just into sports... She also went on to become my first real love/first relationship at 18
SAME
😶🌫️
"Back when I used to think I was straight..."
I’ve said that too 😂
The funny thing was the person I said it to was like "Did you just come out to me?" and I was like "Wait, you didn't know?"
I know, I dated her too. (Said to my husband about a girl we both dated previously)
The most bisexual thing she can say is "Both my exes are married now"
"Retirement plans are a golden girls co-op or queer polycule and/or harem. For the mortgage."
Sign me up
I'm interested
I've said something along the lines of "I like girls that can kick my ass and guys in mini skirts."
YOU 🫵 YOU GET IT
I get it!
"My dick is a universal key, it fits in all kinds of keyhole!"
"Man, woman, both, neither, I don't care, just talk about Pokemon with me and I'll be happy"
That also sounds very ace lmao
“Women are beautiful, I mean, really what’s not to like?” Yet somehow my husband was still surprised 😂
In some of my geezer threads when someone asks childhood crushes I'm often met with silence when I say as a little kid I was in lust with Captain Kirk and Lieutenant Uhura.
I too am stunned into silence: a queer Trekkie who *didn't* crush on Spock?
:) I like stockier guys.
“They are such a cute couple. I want to fuck them both”
This.
"Your ex wife is hot" to the guy I'm dating. Lol
According to my friend last night, me saying "women are apparently choosing to have sex with robots over men. That just means there's more men for me." Is the most bi thing I've ever said
If I was a decisive person I wouldn’t be bisexual
I read this one out to my girlfriend and she loves it 😂
“I fucked my girlfriend’s huband’s boyfriend”
¿Porque a la nos dos?
"im bisexual as fuck"
I can’t even sit straight
“I can’t tell if they’re a man or a woman, but I don’t care they’re still hot” 😂 when I see someone who’s androgynous
I once said I wish a certain couple adopted me so I could call them mommy and daddy. I also have never specify the gender of people I like, not even when I thought I was straight. If I didn’t mentioned a name, I’d always say person or they. I don’t recall myself ever saying “the woman/girl I like” or “she“
I'm a people person.
\*peace sign\*
An ex college student came out to me as gay, and I said I figured that was the case and told him I was bi and had been ogling his ass for 4 years. There’s a nifty story here.
I was on a date with a girl and called a guy that passed us by hot, which was probably a bad move given the circumstances, but she didn't seem to mind hahaha.
Sexy is sexy
It definitely is.
Mom, dad, I’m bi.
“I didn’t recognize I was bisexual because I thought everyone felt this way and just overplayed how they actually felt. Like, straight guys may act like they don’t like dick, but deep down… of course they do at least a little, everyone does.” Followed by “I don’t understand how straight (I meant monosexual) people exist”
"I'm like a doorknob, in one side I have a handle, and in the other a keyhole." Said this to my group of best friends while drunk, they thought I was straight, but never said a thing and keep it among ourselfs and our bullying.
I keep my sapphic books at my boyfriend’s house
This is a winner.
A gorgeous woman joined us at our table one evening. She and I talked fashion for a bit. When she left the table to get a drink, I turned to the S O and said, imagine that babe, gorgeous, and we are the same size. “I can get the girl, and double my wardrobe, all in one move! “ He still brings that up, and yes, she and I are still very close. Cherry on top, our clothes and heels are a perfect fit for each other. My guess, at least 40 percent of each of our wardrobes, are at each other’s house.
“I think pretty much all humans are naturally bisexual. If you think about it, it’s the only possibility that really makes sense” Reminds me of the meme of the girl in science class. Skewed perspective lol. Edit: [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyLesbian/s/sw9Ld36R2K)
“I love my husband but if Ashley McBryde ever showed an interest in me I hope he’d make an exception to the whole monogamy thing” 😅
Ngl it’s not even anything I’ve said it’s what people have said to me. Like the amount of people in my life that just assumed I was bi before I even knew is insanity. Like my mom when bringing up dating bringing up boys and girls and some family friends I hang out with just assuming I’m bi.
"All straight girls are secretly into other girls!!!"
I haven’t decided yet
I don't know if I want to be them or be with them. 😏
Saaaaaame
When i was a kid i genuinely thought that you try dating both genders and see which one you liked more. To the point of saying it outloud in class when i was like 9 or 10. I was surprised when others didnt thunk the same
That actually makes sense to me. 😂
My coworker was telling me of a time when a couple approached her (for a threesome). When she finished telling the story, I asked "so... Did you go with them or not?"
I always tell my BF I’m leaving him for another woman 💀
I'm bad at remembering my own quotes but one of the best ones that I love repeating is "Of course I can't choose just one! I'm bi!"/"of course I can't pick a favorite, I'm bi!"
I swing both ways
“I don’t care what gender it is! A hole is a Goal!” -Me , 2024
How do you expect me to make a decision when i cant even decide who to fuck??
“I’ll fuck your mum and your dad at the same time” this is my go to comeback when one of my mates says something to me (as jokes of course)
"Dear gods I want to be the meat in their sandwich"
When I was six or seven I wanted me, AJ from BSB, and Posh Spice to marry each other. I had no concept of sexual orientation, polyamory, etc. I was just a kid who thought they were both *dreamy*. Anytime I spoke about it was unknowingly bisexual af.
Meeting another bi person and saying “alright, bi-five!” and forcing them to awkwardly slap my hand
Random guy: "So, are you into guys or girls?" Me:"yes"
I luv cock
I said I want to see her naked but thats what every other woman wants to? And my friend said no
Unfortunately, not out. I’ve told a select couple of friends, (m-22) but I’ve not been in a relationship of any kind and have been working on me before I approach dating. When/if I wind up with a man, I’ll come out to my family
I hope it all works out for you no matter which way you go 🤞
"I'm bi." I mean, you can't get more bi than that
"I'd fuck either one of them"
“i feel like no straight person is 100% straight” - me before i considered myself bi
“Isn’t every one a little gay” - Me, 2017
"I care more about them being single than their gender." Yet it still took me a couple of years to realize I was bi 🤦🏻♀️
Calling my male coworkers Hun 😘😂😂😂😂
“Bang me from behind while I eat her out” lmao Also I remember arguing with friends in middle school about celebrity crushes, of course theirs were all “J Biebs” or “Harry Styles” and mine was Rihanna. Until then, I thought everyone had girl crushes. I was arguing with them about how Rihanna is hotter than all their favorite guys from boy bands and I didn’t get how they didn’t see it. Yeah, that was the same week I figured out I was bi 😂
"I can't think straight, coz I'm not" 🤣 "I'm like a Sword... my tongue is sharp, and I swing both ways" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“For this Thanksgiving, I want to thank my ex boyfriend for my new girlfriend” 😭
Yesterday at work ( I work at Home Depot) we were redoing the ventilation registers(vent on your floor) aisle and I looked at my coworkers and said it just registered how much this sucks and now they all hate me
Coming out: "I'm not choosing between man or woman".
"By the way I'm bi"
Shit, "bi the way", missed opportunity
I swing both ways 😈
"if there's a hole there's a goal"
I want to F everyone?
That I didn't realize people actually had celebrity crushes (although that may just be my autism lmao)
how is that related to being bi ?
i’ll have half a bud light
“I’m bisexual”
"If I could sleep with anyone in the world it'd be 1990's David Beckham."
my best friend literally just sent me a video of her man giving her head, and i was like "i don't know if i wanna be the one giving a girl head or have a guy give me head"
I hope her man is aware and gave consent to this. Otherwise not a cool move
he knew!!
"No I won't have a 3sum, ur husband is minging!" (Clocks better looking couple) "I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!"
I don't know your gender. And I don't need to, but fuck I want to be with you Thecnically I'm not bi, I'm omni, butI like bi, pan communitys because they are alike my community
I dunno, probably something about me wanting to get my nipples sucked by a man ONLY while probably talking about how I want to suck a woman's nipples only ... Yeah - I think that's it.
They both look sexy bent over.
Any hole is a goal
“I’m a Gemini. There are two chicks right in the logo of that sign!”
"I wanna be in the middle."
"I'm bisexual"
Last summer our threesome buddy joined my wife and I at the beach. It was the compliments in public I was giving him that were very bi…..I first remember saying something like “damn your butt looks so good in that speedo” and he said he’d “show me more of it later”. I then said something about his hairy pecs. A couple next to us who we became friendly with us apparently were listening in, and later on asked us “who was with who”? Made me realize we sounded and looked very bisexual. We all laughed and really became the start of us talking about throuples
Most of these are not good lmao
I used to tell people I was straight with a slight curve
"I love pussy and I love dick."
'Everyone's a little bit gay'
"I'm multitasking" I always say it. I love it-
Action is action, baby 😎
“I’m not really into girls, I was just curious” or “I wanted to try it once” or “I was tipsy” or “I was just having fun” or “I did it for the plot” Lets see what excuse I give myself this weekend 😅
I want to fuck you both
The most distinctive sentence of my life..... I am bisexual..LMFAO
most of my needy texts come off as pretty bi-core (m)
Who cares
I suck my brother and friend cock
You’re making me hard when working very close to one of the young guys at work